Starting tomorrow, you will spend the rest of your life as a

>>745020799
Sea monkey

>>745020895
Sea-monkeys aren't fish.

>>745020799
Just fish? I can't be a crustacean or cephalopod?

>>745021768
nah, just fish

you can be a megaladon or dunkleosteus tho

>>745021120
I dont care, i choose sea monkey

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>>745020799
The pygmy goby. It has the shortest recorded life-span at 59 days, I don't want to be a fucking fish.

>>745022689
fish > dead

besides, think of the new experiences and adventures the ocean (or lake) life can bring.

That fish that swims up peoples urethra. I'd wait for some hot chick entering my river and go live in her pussy.

>>745020799
Megaladon

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>>745023044
Even if you are a fish how will you be able to experience anything but Life and Death and possibly Mating.

Can I be a Loch Ness Monster?

>>745025626
OP is kill, I can be a Loch Ness Monster.

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>>745025268
by being the biggest fish and having plenty of time set aside for my thinkin's

>>745025626
>>745026210
real shit only
but can be
extinct

>>745026486
Plesiosaurs were real man

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>>745020799
Mosasaurus

>>745026594
>>745026618
but marine reptiles =/= fish

>>745026675
Which is why I asked! Are you OP? Cause only OP can tell me I can't be a LNM. Fuck it. I've decided. Tomorrow, Im'ma be a LNM. Gonna take up residence in the Great Lakes area and eat teenagers.