About to do molly with a hooker a fuck her brains out. Trips

Post her body.

Kill her and cook her into a meal

>>745017374
hopefully your dick still works, I heard that shit makes it so you cant get hard sometimes

>>745017535
I 2nd that

Stuff a bowling pin up her cunt

Stream it

Ask her to bring another friend

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Strangle her and then get her home address, then you go over there and kill them

>>745017699
Reroll

Give her snuggles and tell her she is a good lover

>>745018195
Reroll

>>745017374
>I have a hooker and Molly
Posts pic of Molly yup op is a fag

fuck her ass till it's a painful mess.

Missionary, Lights on, Eye-contact, solely for procreation.

Ask her about why she. Became a hooker and post the answer in the thread

buy her some flowers and give her a kiss

Turn her into the police

sharpie in pooper then post

>>745017374
Huff her farts

Turn her into the cops

kiss goodnight

Take her out for dinner, even if she says no.

send her home without paying and flush your drugs down the toilet

>>745017535
Thirded

Take her out to a movie

>>745017535
Reroll

>>745017627

Get Viagra. Works like a charm. But hard to cum

>>745017374
Post pics of hooker with timestamp

>>745017374
Let her poop on your chest

Sincerely propose to her immediately upon waking up

Give her some molly too

>>745018821
I 2nd this

>>745017374
give her some of this shit and browse /gif/ with her and do nothing

>>745018821
Reroll

Roll for glass bottom boat and pics

Do a Christopher Walken impression and put it in her butt, unprotected

>>745018765
Stimulants, Viagra, and exercising seem like a great way to make your heart explode.

>>745018821
I 3rd this

Make her breakfest

Tell her to grapefruit you

>>745019252
roll for this

>>745017374
>>745017627
>>745018765
>>745019022


Don't do this, OP. Get Cialis. Viagra will fuck with your heartrate, it'll make you too hot, and you could stroke out. Cialis is a much safer combination with Molly. Do your research.

Go out, buy 2 steaks, go home cook those steaks and cook a steak diner for you and her.

>>745019392
Reroll

>>745019442
Rereoll

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>>745017374
>molly with a hooker a fuck her brains out
So wait is the whore on molly as well? Hope you don't pay by the hour then!

Go out for pizza with her

Watch jojo's bizzare adventure with her

>>745019719
Rererererererereroll

>>745019906
Fuck this idk shove her vagina full of spaghetti

>>745017374
I can't boner when really high on molly :(
Internally, my brain is in SUPER HORNY mode, but not only does my dick not get hard, it shrinks like a mother. Shit sucks.
If I just do a small amount, I'm ok.
I have a few friends who said it does the same thing to them. Also makes maintaining a boner the next day more difficult.

>>745017374

Propose to her.

>>745017699
reroll

>>745020112
reroll

Take her out to McDonald's

>>745017699
rolling kek

>>745020036
also, rolling
put molly in her ass and shove it in with your dick. I've always wanted to try this. the GF is willing.

cut her head off

>>745020188
>implying I'm this fancy

Put 1g up your ass and make her eat high off the smegma

>>745020036
LOL I've never done Molly but I've also never been unable to get hard. It's actually frustrating sometimes when I spontaneously get hard walking around. I'm 25.
Thanks for letting me know to avoid Molly, but I already have avoided it my entire adult life.

>>745018362
What The fuck is wrong with you!?

>>745017374
Put your dick in her ear, then make cell phone noises.

>>745018513
Dude.... fucking sick! There is a special spot in hell for you, bitch!

>>745020360
Without drugs I have 0 issues with hardness. As stated, molly can really fuck with your hardness. But I have to get really high.

The absolute best orgasms I've had are while on molly. But the key is to not get TOO high so that you can still beat your dick to get it hard. Like only 1 cap if you usually do 2. You can bang for hours and when you finally cum it's AMAZINGGG.

Good luck.

>>745019719
road rolling

>>745017374
Your dick is gonna go limp m8 enjoy paying for a hooker to laugh at your shriveled penis

>>745017699
roll

What's molly feel like? Never tried it and been curious

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>>745020680

>>745020680
A quick google search would tell you everything you need to know...

>>745017374
No matter how horny you get your cock will be a noodle

>>745020988
Wouldn't tell me what you guys think, like that interesting webm above

Stuff a bowling pin up her cunt

Post her asshole

>>745021265
Rolling

>>745017374
Be brave. Dissolve a lethal amount of Molly into fake cum/lotion/whatever and inject it up her ass. Tell her it's your fetish and that she has to hold it in. Cum on her face as she convulses and upload a video.

>>745021265
rolling

cut off her pussy lips and make her eat it

>>745017535
roll

>>745021265
Roll

>>745021265
Roll kek

>>745020756
eh i fucking glove

>>745021265
Reroll

cum inside the hooker and take pics of her and her pussy

>>745022073
well you're a boring fucking cunt

Don't fuck her. Just make her watch while you rap Eminem's discography.

BOWLING PIN. UP CUNT. REEEE

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>>745020036
just get the hooker to fist you, it's awesome.

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>>745022288
WITNESSED

>>745022227
This sounds more fun

Have hooker give footjob

>>745021265
roll

>>745021265
rolling

>>745022377
Lmfao you fucking idiot

>>745022377
@????????????????

>>745023019
A dubs and a trip at the same time. GET

>>745020514
I'm good man I have no desire to try that shit. I need my brain for my career and I am an insatiable fuck whose best relation characteristics are in the bedroom.

>>745017374
Turn 360 degrees

Respect her and take her out on a date

>>745018624
Kek roll

>>745017374
pic ISN'T related... that's not your molly, it's a stock photo.

also, not only do you not have the balls to even look up on how to hire a hooker... you'd loose your nerve if one actually showed up.

btw: no one has used the term "hooker" since 1996.

lrn2drugs
lrn2escort

get the fuck off of mai /b/ you poser faggot.

>>745018821
>>745017374
OP deliver

>>745020514

Haha. Truth is you're just a closet faggot. That's the real reason you can't get hard.

>>745023909

Haha you're a faggot. I call them hookers all the time. They usually correct me and say we prefer the term escort. I say i prefer the term slam piggy but I'll meet you in the middle

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Eat her unclean asshole.

Reroll asshole eating

high five that slut

Eat that dirty hooker ass, then make out with her, then eat her pussy. IN THAT EXACT ORDER. THEN POST PICS OR VID ON 4CHAN... DON'T PUSS OUT!!!