What say now? I've never gotten this far before

tell her ur usain bolt

>>745015011
Ask her how she does with hurdles.

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>>745015190
and that u pictured her at the finish line when u won the olyimpic

ask her if she wants to here a bad hurricane pick up line

>>745015011
Tell her "I'm sure you'll cum first"

>>745015407
"I bet I'll come first too"

>>745015011
I can make sure you finish first.

>>745015011
"Yeah but how fast can you run with a broken leg?"

>>745015011
"I'm a rapist"

>>745015011
show her a vagina and say im hungry

>>745015011
any track runner can be tied up tho, and locked in my basement.

Good googly moogly!

>>745015011
"Are you a horny track runner or a scared track runner?"

DUBS GET

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say swiggin swootin ill lick ur butt

>>745015011
More photos for research purposes.

>>745015822
Damn bb

>>745015822
Gotta do it

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>TFW you'll never be as big as the BGC

>>745015822
Dubs called

>>745015011
Op isn't going to deliver, what an immense nigger faggot.

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Fags

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>>745016715
>>i really wanna just rape you a little.

>>745016715
The women's world record 100m dash is a high school men's average time, I can beat you.

not gonna lie i wanna see you naked

>>745017010
reroll

>>745017048
>>745017010
Wait for response, you're fucking bad at this.

>>745017144
dubs confirm wait. bumping tho

>>745016886
RR

>>745017362
>>the safety word is deeper

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Bump

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The other one hasn't responded so I'll switch to someone else

>>745017605
"What I meant to say was, you run slower than me and I could beat you in a race. Also gas the kikes race war now."

>>745017605
I also make better love than I do conversation

>>745017605
This dick is gonna find you one way or another

>>745017605
"In terms of relative floppyness of running, my dick is bigger than your tits... hence I could run faster."

>>745017605
Swiggity Swooty, I'm a cumin fo dat Booty!

>>745015011
>"Here's how you get that coral."
Say: "I'm that big daddy gorilla dick nigger. Better suck on my dick in three seconds or I'll kill you."

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>745017988
Niiiiiiiiiice!

>>745017605
"Tickle your ass with a feather?

Sorry. Sometimes I get all 9/11 when chatting up a girl

>>745018155
winrar

>>745015011
OP You go to UCSD?

>>745016055
Damn bb

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Well see what happens. I've got a few more matches I can message while I wait for reply.

>>745018606
I would destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pic of your bootyhole bby.

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>>745018606
YUS!

>>745018675
LOL rolling for Palestinian Village.

"I'd love to see you run laps around the tracks on my arm."

>>745018606
You fucker...
You missed: >>745017988

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>>745018606
can i get a order of shrimp fried rice and a side of orange chicken?

>>745018872
I'd use the kage bunshin no jutsu to fuck you in all three holes baby.

>>745018872
Fake profile probably... open with "my favorite anime is Shrek, whats yours?"

>>745018872
hey gurl wanna make a boruto

>>745018872
If I could wear one thing tonight, Hitler did nothing wrong

>>745018999
W-W-W-W-W-WINNER.

>>745018999
Fuck... trips trumped my dubs fucking damn

>>745018955
Shit how did I miss this one too.

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>>745018955
It's looks pretty real. Well see

>>745019099
>>745019111

THE DUBS AND TRIPS ARE FUCKING REAL. GOTTA USE THIS ONE NOW TOO OP COME ON.

>>745019099
Fucking two dubs trumps a single trips, eat shit nigger XDXDXDXD, also Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

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>>745018999
Delivered on a different person

>>745019363
He already did, negroe

>>745019327
Fucking dead. Thanks OP!

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Matched with bailey jay
Dubs

>>745019544
I got dubs when I posted this on 4chan LOL

>>745017988
OP FUCK YOU

>>745019641
roll

>>745019544
Nice gains, are you saving up for a nose reduction?

>>745019711
Winner-Winner chicken nigger

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>>745019544

>>745019711
Holy fuck lol I've gotten 4 dubs in this thread

>>745019099
>>745018955
>>745015822

lol

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What should I say to Holly?

>>745019827
That is literally the worst example of samefagging I've ever seen.

>>745019949
straight up ask her if she wants to bang right now

>>745019960
Gotta honor thy dubs anon

>>745019949
You wanna taste the feeling or feel the feeling?

>>745019949
Niggers are not people

>>745020029
"DTF?"

>>745020213
Role

>>745019949
Let me feel that tongue on my toe stank gurl

>>745019949
Holly Molly mo molly fee fi fo folly wanna fuck and do some molly Holly?

>>745020213
Rolal

>>745020213
Roke

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What I say?

Damn girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you

>>745020329
Did you know my name rhymes with nigger

>>745020379
Rolw

>>745020379
Rollio

>>745020379
Rollini

>>745020379
Nigger jew

>>745020329
Holy shit my battery is almost dead, I have 5% left to say something witty enough that you'll fuck me TONIGHT.... Quick, what should it be?

>>745020379
Roll cole

>>745020329
Hello. Do you prefer free range or plantation niggers? I'm more of a plantation guy myself.

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>>745020272
Went with this one because it made me chuckle

>>745020379
Rowlelel

>>745020527
Rollio

>>745020379
Rawl

>>745020527
Roll

>>745020379
Reroll

>>745020379
Rliouoiouo

>>745020379
Eeee

>>745020379
5

>>745020527
DUBS GET

>>745020379
Cym

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>>745020755
Fuccjg win op

>>745020539
I cannot be beaten tonight...

Samefag as >>745019845

>>745020757
Lavren Mayberry is cuter

>>745020800
Fuccin nigger

>>745020800
>>745020757
ALL YOUR DUBS ARE BELONG TO ME TONIGHT 4CHAN

I actually prefer boipussy

>>745020869
>>745020877
Hahahahha what the fuck is happening right now

>>745020877
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

I like niggers

>>745020757
dubs get


"I'm going to rape you and burn down your house"

>>745020944
The Jews

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>>745020755
Delivers

>>745020998
1 off

>>745021004
But we have to gas the jews.

>>745021016
Love u op

>>745020757
>What's your favorite Tinder story?
The one that ends with a bottle of wine, over the top chick flick, and you feelin really into it ;)

>>745020757
When you pronounce latina, do you say "la-theen-a" to sound ethnic on purpose, and also are your bags packed? About time to head on back isn't it?

>>745021087
Kill yourself

>>745020527
Rollin

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Next lmao Cx

>>745021155
WINAR

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>>745021155

>>745021214
You look like an Alice Glass that's somehow less relevant

>>745021155
>>745021214
perfect

>>745021214
Are your lips grey from like... sucking ashy nigger cock?

>>745021214
That lipstick would look great on my cock.

>>745020329
Are your tits always that flat?

whats the point behind the posts when he doest show their replies

>>745021214
You remind me of a watermelon. Something I can cum inside of

>>745021459
The girls aren't replying because these are all troll responses and openers.

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>>745021523
do some normal openers first like whats up hows your day ect than hit um with that HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG SHOW BOB AND VAGINA

Today is the first day, of the beginning, of the rest of your herpes

What app is this

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>>745021459
OP here, this guy >>745021523 is right. I'm just having a good chuckle. I'm not expecting responses
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>>745021757
Hey I'm a sad Jew too!

>>745021757
Arctic monkeys? You mean Russian niggers

>>745021664
If you're not chad, just saying hello or what's up will get you no reply at all. You have to be creative with these whores.

>>745021899
Kek. Winrar

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>>745021902
dam always worked for me on these sites
>thinking

>>745021757
Hey I'm sorry I lied on my profile. I'm looking for a girl who will do black face and peg me because I want to know how slavery felt. I'm also into joy division and I hope you don't shave your vagina because I would like to keep some of your pubies for my tinder collection. =)

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>>745021899

>>745022150
No I wanna win

>>745022034
Someone make this same meme but with beetlejuices face instead of that COD cringer

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Oh shit she responded

>>745022308


>>745022308
>>745021757
Hey I'm sorry I lied on my profile. I'm looking for a girl who will do black face and peg me because I want to know how slavery felt. I'm also into joy division and I hope you don't shave your vagina because I would like to keep some of your pubies for my tinder collection. =)

Illiterate shiterous clitterous jitterous

>>745022308
wow sorry to hear that i made that joke in bad taste your parents must be very sad to have raised a bitch who cant even kill herself correctly what a fucking failure

>>745022371
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes

>>745022466
Winrar

>>745022466
Winrar

>>745022308
Yeah. I mean just look at Hitler!

>>745022600
Waste of dubs

Op is dead

>Next opener
You want to hear something really fucked up?