>tfw 27 year old virgin >every girl my age has fucked SEVERAL

Why didn't you put your penor in their mouf or vaginor first?

what are the red rings trying to indicate?

>>74499401
talk to 18 year olds... its legal and I have found some that are still virgins...

why the red rings?

and do you have more of her?

>>744994274
some girl posted it because she was "insecure" about her hips

e.g. roasties trying to get attention, she knows has fucking insanely nice hips but she wanted guys to tell her that.
>>744994146
because evidently i have less value than dogs and horses

>Typical sex isn't everything answer
I dunno bro, your life is up to you.
Die a 27 year old virgin or make some changes and die old with a ton pussy under your belt or whatever.
Honestly go higher, I'm certain there are cougars out there that would love to teach a virgin, Just try to keep the spaghetti in your pocket and maybe you'll make it.

And since you want to die, no harm in trying since you'll be dead anyway anon.

World doesn't owe you anything
Grab your destiny by the pussy

>>744994012
So you don't want to have sex unless it is with another virgin? Dude, virgins are the worst sex you could have. I'm not saying bang total sluts, but an experienced woman is a good thing.

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>>744994012
28 here. You are not alone. I'm past the point of even caring anymore. I rarely even look at woman anymore.
Real woman disgust me so much, i can't even look them in the face or talk to them anymore without wondering how many cocks they took all week.

2D is all we have. 2D is all we need.

>>744994886
i'm saying that let's say there are 3.5 billion women in the world

the average woman has found 10 men attractive enough to put their penis in her mouth

35 billion options
and 0 (ZERO) of them picked me. out of 35 fucking BILLION.

>>744994274
Violin hips

my gf is a virigin i think she had sexual abuse when she was a kid but she claims no penetration not sure if she does not want to tell me about that, anyway guess what no f sex shes terrified maybe OP has the same problem, shes slowly opening up its going to take a long time before i get in there

>>744995022
29 here. I'm about to give up on it too my man. I cling to friends who let me get close but not--that close. If that makes sense.

>>744994330
times changed , currently its hard to find 14y old female virgin

>>744994012
You're attaching a meaning to sex which women don't share. If Jenny is a 4/10, wrecked face, flabby ass, but full and firm tits and let's say she's getting penis at will, like she calls up some beta faggot and he practically materialises in her bedroom beam-me-up-Scotty style, you might look at that situation and whine about it. You would love to call up some below average slut and fuck her sideways at the drop of a hat, but that's cause you're a male and you're biologically programmed to act that way.

Women don't see it that way. They love sex, but it has to be with the right person to be truly fulfilling. When Jenny fucks a dude she has no connection with, she's shovelling sand into a black hole to try fill it up, bit it's not working.

She feels the same emptiness you do, only her vagina is haggard and raw from being fucked and she can't wear it like a badge of honour.

You need to be social, fit and well groomed to stand a chance of losing your V card. Whining like a pack runt is only making things worse.

>>744994012
How did you get to be 27 without sex? I'm 26, fat and poor and I've had sex with 4 girls and one 2 year relationship.

>>744995108
i was with a girl once that claimed simlarly
you may wait a few months or forever, no idea how bad the case is
just don't rush her i guess or mildly show that you have needs
there you have it, my useless advice

>>744995264
i don't know. i'm also fat and i'm a doctorate student. never even fucking HUGGED a girl.

>>744995042
You probably barely leave the house, you literal retard. How are you going to fuck a rancid 2/10 slovenly gargoyle from Romania or a 4/10 low key meth head from Brazil if you don't travel the world?

These 35 billion women don't come to you.

>>744995200
I can only speak for myself but i really hste woman. They shat on me for as long as i can remember and the few i got along with only put up with me if they needed something.
There has been no love or sex in my life for so long, i can tell that it won't change. I had to stop deluding myself.

>>744994443
tell her her tits are disgusting and she should be ashamed of herself

>>744995379
>>744995223

This guy put it right. You said you're fat, so clearly that's somewhere you need to work on. Get a haircut, wash your face. Women know when you put effort into how you look, and it shows them you care about how people see you.
Just because you're a doctorate student doesn't mean someone's going to shag you. If you're like half the mongs on this site you probably haven't got the courage or social skills to interact with a woman, but the sooner you realise your flaws and work on them the more pussy you'll get.

Don't focus on getting girls or whatever, focus on bettering yourself in as many ways as you can. Pussy will follow

>>744994012
If it's only sex you want. Be nice and kinda flirty and groom yourself. If you're fat, dress nice. Ugly? Forget how you look but scrub your face at least, try to get rid of pimples and shit. Get in shape and ready for 30. After 30 you'll be saying pussy but pussy is not what you want. You want a girl. Go and find one that is so beautiful to you and use that giddy feeling as motivation fuel. Don't be too obvious and forget about all the other dicks better run, better run, faster than my gun and focus on your dick in her mouth/vagina. Google tips and actually try. Who gives a fuck if you make a fool of yourself. Statistics is always on your side so fuck it. Do you live in the usa? Why cry then, usa chicks are mega fine. God I wish I could just walk around and see mostly white people around me. White smooth skin, tiny boodies, no tits. Akward as fuck.

Why do I even live anon!? Why!?

>>744994838
Here's a (you) oh ignored wisdom bro.

>>744995042
Bruh learn to love yourself before you look for validation from some woman. Also 27 means they're women, so act like a fucking man. That means taking control of your fucking life and changing your circumstances to make the reality you want. This isn't some fucking get rich then get the girl scenario. Fucking make yourself into what you want to be. Small steps bro, don't focus on the chicks, focus on you and getting yourself to a better spot. Whether that means losing weight, changing your habits, getting up from your chair every 30 minutes, whatever. One day at a time, fucking make an effort each day to be better than you were yesterday, even if that means doing the dishes when you normally wouldn't. Step out of your comfort zone and build yourself mentally, physically, whatever you need. Soon you won't even think about it. Women know when you are comfortable being you.

>>744995789
Fucking this

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>>744995789
Yeah no. Putting in effort does jack shit if most people have 20 years of experience ahead.
Also why better myself only to apeall to others that get a kick out of abusing me for as long as i can remember?

>>744994886

>virgins are the worst sex you could have. I'm not saying bang total sluts, but an experienced woman is a good thing.

this

completely overrated

>>744995379
If they intimidate you, and they probably do, find a prostitute who specialises in virgins. You might think I'm joking, but they exist. Look it up.

Hopefully it will help introduce you to the female body, break the chains you put on yourself because you've hyped sex up too much and help you realise that this is the 21st century and sex is bought whether you pay up front or in relationship tax.

>>744996073
it's about the emotional connection.

>>744994012
well do like them !
put some penises in your ass and mouth

>>744994012
Realize that if you just don't give a shit you will eventually fulfill your dream of taking some woman's virginity. It's like saying why bother mining for gold by digging through rock to get it.

>>744996073
But if YOU are a virgin you simply can't compete with experienced guys in any way that matters.
Even if you would get laid, she would never want to see your face after again.
Why would she, she has probably 10 other guys she could just message at all times.

>>744994012
>>744994443
>>744995022
>>744995379
>>744995200

Same(slams hand)fag. Bait thread

Harden up. Stop being a pussy.

And being with inexperienced chicks is crazy overrated. Giving a shit about what she did before you at the expense of what she does with you is bitchmade.

>>744996024
>Why better myself

So you can be better fucktard. You're not doing it for someone. Do it for yourself so you can abuse woman by rejecting them once they find you appealing. Stop making excuses and using stupid logic because you're lazy. If you have money you have no excuse to not eat healthy and take care of yourself. Now you're just sad, soon you'll be sad and have health problems so fucking do something cause the longer you make excuses the longer it takes to undo the damage you're doing to yourself because of people that don't even exist

>>744996419
Nope.

>>744994012
Honestly if getting laid is so important to you that you have to ask why you should be alive then you're just pathetic and women are driven away by your obsessive drive to get in their pants. Women arent total idiots and you're probably off putting as fuck. Go to the gym, or the park, or just outside in general and try to actually meet women instead of belly aching to us about your inadequacy

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>>744994012

Do you feel inadequate? Maybe many of their sexual partners were shit. Believe it or not most of those experiences are probably just picking some random guy from Tinder, and be honest with yourself, do you really look around you and see a load of sexually capable studs?

Have some pride. You can fuck her better than the last. If you don't truly believe that you have no chance.

>>744994012
Because sex is objectively overrated and determining one's self worth solely off of your ability to easily have sex and reproduce is beyond childish. Up until I finally found someone to stick my schlong into I felt like a piece of shit and hated myself for being a Virgin. Then I started having sex and it was the biggest let down. Sex is great, don't get me wrong. It's a lot of fun, but it's not going to fill this big fucking void in you or anything. People get way too wrapped up in it to the point that it's the primary driving force behind doing anything for most people, and there's no reason it should be. Quit being a faggot and hating yourself for being too big of a NEET to get some action by your late twenties. If it's that big of a deal go find a hooker and see what what I mean.

Tl;dr wah

>>744994012
You Shouldn't be kys! Fag

>>744996024
Bro you're whining to the wrong person. If you want to fucking kill yourself, stop wasting everyone's time a do it.
You're sat there at home in your chair begging for pity from the biggest degenerates on the internet.

You say putting in effort doesn't change anything because everyone has 20 years experience, but the longer you delay it the more experience they will have on you. Most people don't actively try to appeal to women because most of us aren't autistic spergs like you. It's natural for us to groom ourselves, go to the gym, stay social, read a book etc.
If you think that by remaining a fat, greasy social reject you'll somehow stumble upon a willing girl, you're wrong. If you start improving yourself now, in a year or two you'll be like everyone else. There won't be an experience gap and you'll be a better version of you.

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>>744994012
With that attitude, I wholeheartedly endorse and encourage your suicidal feelings.

I'm 27 too, and I've been fucking the same girl since I was 17. If I lost her somehow, I would never want to have sex with a virgin again. Severely overrated. You're an idiot, you have no idea what you're talking about, and you're probably also beyond redemption too.

Try reading the /fit/ sticky. Shit got me laid and probably saved my life too

>>744996288
so what if the first girl you shag doesn't want anything to do with you again? get another. and another. eventually you'll be as good as the rest of the men she's been with

>>744994012
Your problem is that you're putting too much emphasis on sex and virginity.

Don't get me wrong, sex can be great, but it isn't everything. As long as the girl isn't a disease infested slut it's fine. 2 or 3 previous partners isn't singing to worry about. 20 is.

enjoy dying old and alone

27 yo here.

I finally fucked this year. Don't give up man.

>>744996487
Listen the fuck up you doublenigger, i was fat, neet and awkward.

I saw those problems and decided to fix them. I lost 40 kilograms, kept working until now, have my own appartment and parttimed in a club to meet new people save up some money.

I feel much better, you are right about that and i would do it all again.

But it changed jack shit about how woman thread me. I will always be a clown to them, only good enough if they need help with something or need someone to step on. Nothing will ever change that.

>>744996888
Trips of truth, the women I grew up with have fucked 20+. I fear there are no women that have not fucked 20+ people at 25+ years of age.

>>744994012
If you're a girl you can have a lot of dicks in ya mouth, just go to a disco, get people drunk and fuck them

>>744994012
So go after younger women. Are you fucking retarded or something?

>>744996800
Refer to
>>744997167

Woman, no PEOPLE strictly split eachother in "would" and "not". And if you're born fugly and don't just want ANY girl you are FUCKED.

>>744997167
you clearly haven't made enough progress then. What makes you think that you, you of ALL people is destined to be a clown? Why not me, or any other fucking person you know?

Sort yourself out, stop making excuses pretending you're the exception

Sucks, this is going to happen to me too in like 5 years. I'm pretty sure after 18 every dude who isn't retarded has had sex.

>>744996718
All of that said, you still have plenty of time to fix your situation. It takes time and effort though and just give up on getting a virgin near your age. She's either catholic, insane (legit kind not the tee hee random xD kind), or lying about her age and will get you serious jail time. Go out a meet people, shave, run the block, buy a cheap set of weights, eat something other than microwavable foods. Basic sit you probably rolled your eyes at in highschool physical ed. It works. As you start to get in shape (and it takes little time for other people to see progress even if you don't see it yourself yet) people will act a little friendlier, humans are nicer to attractive people it's the 4th law of physics, and your confidence will grow. In time you'll be able to parlay that confidence to finding a woman willing to fuck you

>>744994330
I recommend this. I mean its pervy but honestly I was in my Mid-20s when I met my wife who had JUST turned 18. It was awkward at some points but over all its been amazing. She is mine, all mine.

>>744997437
I am not a fucking exception, otherwise this website and alot of fucking porn wouldn't exist.

>>744997410
If you're ugly, accept it. I'm ugly, face is 3-4/10. There's not much I can do to help that other than grooming (eyebrows, facial hair + skincare).
Luckily for all of us, you can still be attractive even when you're ugly. From my experience if you're confident, charismatic and have a good body most women will look past your face. Bonus if you have a big old schlong.
You can easily bring yourself from a perceived 3/10 to a 6 or even 7. Once you're attractive enough for a woman to even CONSIDER talking to you all you have to do is not sperg out when you talk to them.

>>744994012

So this'll probably get buried, but there's a fundamental misunderstanding when it comes to sex, and I think this post illustrates it perfectly;

You are complaining that every girl fucks every dick but yours. These dick-loving women made a value judgment, and so far their value judgments of you is that you're not worth fucking.

You don't deserve to fuck them. They don't owe you their pussy's. It is YOUR responsibility to be something desirable, and no, it's not up to you what is deemed desirable.

It's THEIR choice, so fucking make yourself valuable.

If you end up killing yourself, remember that it's your fault.

tldr this thread:
>everyone else is the problem, not me

>>744997933
My g said it perfectly

The newfags we were bitching about in 2007 grew up to be puritanical tards that actually think casual sex changes a woman's vagina.

>>744994012
You is probably ugly asf. Buy a dildo and shove it into your womb then give birth to it. you are automatically a virgin mother and you should have a book written about your virgin dildo baby and and a religion based around it then you can make dank monies

>>744997933

b-b-b-but muh friend zone.

>>744994012
Find an 18 or 19 yo at church faggot

>>744996073
It's all about that good good feeling of taking their innocence away. Just thinking about it makes me rock hard

>>744994274
Her shitty saddlebags

>>744994012
Who the fuck cares. Virgins suck shit in bed and give shitty head. Enjoy getting blowies from chicks that have some idea what the fuck they are doing.

This is one of the most retarded things to be worried about.

Join the 27 club, brotha!

>>744998178

Don't get it twisted, fam; the friend zone exists, it's just created, maintained, and ran exclusively by faggoty betas that are too scared to potentially strike out.

>>744994443
>insecure about her hips
>But not her buck teeth...

chipmunkbitch.jpg

>>744997933
>If you end up killing yourself, remember that it's your fault.
>it's your fault god/genetics made you worthless

>>744996024
I don't think theres any helping you, you don't even want to change. women don't give a rats ass how uneducated in courting you are, how ever setting expectations on them is unfair and stupid, most just want someone they can be real with. someone that is insecure to be around is no fun, women or guy

>>744998400

Are you kidding? Weight is calories in vs. calories out, period, God doesn't exist, and you being a pussy little bitch isn't genetic.

Clothes that fit and not smelling like shit turn a male 4 to a male 7.

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>tfw I lost my virginity just a few days ago

I was scared I'd be a virgin forever. But I fucked a man's ass so I don't think it really counts.

>>744995400
Do not click

>>744996932
this gave me hope

>>744997811
>>744997933
I am happy that things are working out for you (or rather that you MADE them work out)
But i basicly have to turn into someone else entirely so that one day i am worthy to even talk to woman?
No, fuck this shit i'd rather stay home on the weekend playing videogames, jerking of to anime pussy and lie in my own cum for hours.

>>744998527
I never asked for help. I go to /r/ for that.

>>744998614
Yeah, thing is, I decided to change some things. Not alot mind you but that was enough.

It´s true what everyone says here, you have to MAKE yourself fuckable.

>>744999123
But it appears you've made your choice.

This thread is pointless now. End it.

/thread

>>744999304
/r/ must be really working out for you then

>>744999123
there absolutely nothing wrong with staying at home fucking around on games and wanking, but why come on here complaining about not getting pussy?
Turning into someone else isn't a bad thing, as long as it's a better person. If you want women to look at you then that's what you've got to do.

>>744997933
Perfectly said. OP is a whiny beta bitch faggot loser no wonder women instinctively scurry away from his male seed. He is low value cuck loser

>>744998552
This entire calories bullshit just shows that you know less about eating healthy then you think.
Have you ever been fat?

Lmao and some of you wonder why you're still virgins

>>744994012
Why the fuck should you care? As long as she is clean, STD free and what you are looking for suck it up cupcake. Maybe she feels the same about your boy whore ass. As long as you don't ask you don't know and they don't have a right to tell you about past fucks/lovers. So again suck it up or get gay.

>>744999434
How is it even remotely bullshit? If you eat more calories than you use, you're in excess and will put on weight. With weight training this will mainly be muscle, but if you're lazy it's just going to be fat.

The reverse is more simple, if you don't consume enough calories you're in a deficit, and your body will make up for it by using you're natural fuel store (your fat)

Unless you have some peak disorder or something that's how it works.

>>744994012
Don't be a slut op do your own thing, not like those single mother hoes.

>>744998400

Maybe its because he's a judgmental virgin obsessed with dick statistics.

OP, I lost my virginity as a scrawny 17 year old goth. I looked/still look like an idiot, trust me, and its fine. You don't need to be rich or even fit, tbh. Just non-judgmental and somewhat interesting/funny. That's literally it. Women have fetishes for all different body types, believe it or not. If innocence gets you off there are all sorts of fantasies you can roleplay once you get a partner. Just don't get wrapped up in this sexual disgust stuff, because that's the surest way to make people avoid you.

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>>744999412
BUT I NEVER COMPLAINED! I enjoy talking to fellow virgins and this seemed like just the thread to do so.
I only fap to the purest 2d waifus and its YOU that trys to keep shoving down your weird as "get fit and you get pussy" bullshit down my throat!

>>744999539
ikr it's not hard at all, common sense you would think. oh well i don't mind a good cringe thread

>>744994012

lost my virginity a few years ago right after i turned 23, to another 22 virgin as well. You could always just... meet more people and ask them out on dates

>>744999860
WTF common sense on /b? GTFO.

>>744999829
you're honestly a full blown sperg arent you

>>744999829

This actually makes me like you OP.

>>744994443
Hips are normal... not amazing, not bad.. the generic female form.. with smaller tits

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>>744994012
why bother shaving twat if not expecting any action.

Bait and total bullshit.
spoiler:op's a dude, and he foudn the pic.

>>744999829
maybe you never "complained" but you have a childish opinion of the opposite sex. not only that your stubborn and probably should just kill your self

>>744999719
There is more to a healthy diet then counting fucking calories.
I never did that shit, i focused on having a diverse diet, left out the soda and eat on a shedule.
Do you even realise you're just shilling for weight watchers?

>>745000128
4chan is as much mine is it is yours, stay mad though

>>744999434

Oh your poooor pooooor ankles! And your lungs hurt! Water training. Cyclicals, no sugar, ZERO FUCKING SODAS. Quit feeling sorry for yourself, fatass!

If it's a serious issue, see a fucking shrink.

>>745000408
Are you fucking stupid? The OP is a guy. He even says he is looking for a girl with the listed minimum requirements. Don't breed or breath any more.

>>744994012
Shut the fuck up troll.
I refuse to believe that you are facing this problem.

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>>745000538
mate i've never been weight watchers in my life.
You cut out the shit from your diet which is healthy eating, but you could still munch more calories than you need even if you eat "healthy", resulting in you still being a fat fuck.
consuming 4000 calories worth of chocolate and soda is bad and going to result in weight gain, but so is 4000 calories of salad, wholegrain breads, poultry etc.

>>744994012
Just a thought, perhaps you are a virgin because you believe these things to be true. Kinda shows how ignorant you are and that you either never talk to women, which is probably a reason you're a virgin and also the source of your ignorance, or that you are incredibly sexist which is again a pretty big turn off. Go make friends with girls, stop seeing them all as fuck objects

>>745000408
How fucking new are you that you assume that the OP picture is what OP claims to be, despite nothing he says indicates that, and, if anything, what he does say indicates quite the fucking contrary?

>>744995042
That's because you're a boy. Only boys are concerned by their partners having had too many other partners.

women do not deserve any rights
women must be redistrubted to the top 25% intellectually speaking

nerds must become genocidal warlords

whites must become burning legion

>>744999123
>But i basicly have to turn into someone else entirely so that one day i am worthy to even talk to woman?

To have a good life, you should always try to improve yourself. Be it your overall happiness, health, job, hobbies, etc. You shouldn't think of it as "becoming a different person". You should think of it as "becoming a better person".

>>745000652
Dude. I WAS fat.
And then i fixed that shit on my own terms. Ice cold tee with some lemon
helped me get of that soda shit.
Also
>>745000538

>>744994012
Don't. Go Kys

>>744995264
Idk. I'm 28 and I gave up like 7 years ago. I have nothing to offer anyway and they don't have anything that I can't provide for myself.

either you have a trash personality or you are just ugly, post pic to be sure.

>>744994443
>women want constant infinite attention
wow this is totally new

>>744994012
Why exactly are you upset? We live in an age of casual sex with no annoying attachment problems. You're probably an annoying attachment problem. I've taken 2 girls' virginities, but it was prior to the hookup app era, so they got annoying and clingy. Lose your prudish pride and you'll probably lose your virginity. Also, don't try to date, just go have fun and be relaxed. Uptight people are not fun, and it turns the puss into death valley.

Why do people care? Worry more about improving your self worth over anything else. Women will only let you down.

>>744994012
31 year old virgin reporting in
just stopping by to let you know it doesn't get any better

>>745000443
Maybe my opinion of woman is rooted on completely different experiences then yours and i enjoy being childish?
Maybe you take shit you see written down on /b/ way too serious?

>>745001283
This, except I'm not going to be nice; stop being a shitty, uptight pussy that can't enjoy other people for what they are without attaching labels, bias, etc.

>>744994012
Solid fucking troll thread

10/10 would read again

>>745001958
Dude you're on top of your game. 11/fucking 10

>>744995042
They're not suppose to "pick" you. You're not some prize waiting to be picked up. You have to be proactive. What 95% of older virgins have in common is a limited social circle with little to no interaction with women. It's rarely the result of being ugly, as ugly people also have relationships.

Older virgins tend to have anxiety issues and are afraid of beautiful women, which makes it so that they rarely if ever approach anyone.

Another contributing factor is also a lack of sex drive. Older virgins tend to be low testosterone, either from puberty or by losing it later on. A high sex drive almost makes it impossible to be a virgin. When you're more concerned with validation than filling up some sluts pussy with your man juice, then it's a sign that your hormonal levels are out of wack. Masturbating all of the time can also lead to the same issue despite having normal hormonal levels.

>>744995264
Poor social skills, low sex drive, avoidant personality disorder, terrible confidence, etc.

>>745001907
I think it's just the way the human mind is. If you are alone and depressed you blame it on being alone. You get fucked over by a girl and then you have something flashing in your mind letting you know why you feel like shit. When that fades you feel lonely and have to deal with that shit. Life sucks.

>>744994012
getting laid isn't worth it anyway.. so much baggage and bullshit.

>>745002268
if i were really that great i wouldn't be a kissless virgin at 31

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Without the circles. Damn shes smoking. I need more! With face.

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>>745002688
Found this one

>>745000990
Unless i burn more then you.
If i'd be sitting in front of my computer all day, giving "advice" on /b/ of all places i'd have to skip a meal or even two to not become a lardass, thats true. But eating what your body actually needs and working out or having a demanding job are very effective counter messures against that that extra bar of chocolate.

All i'm saying is that there is more to it.
You're not wrong. Just stubborn.

>>745002558
How many girls have you asked out? Do you interact with women on a daily basis? Have you ever tried kissing a girl? Are you in shape or overweight?

>>745002891
zero, too much of a pussy

i talk to women all the time at work, but that's about it, and i just treat them exactly like i would a man

nope, never gotten anywhere near where kissing would be expected

i'm a bit overweight, but probably better than average for americans. i was in great shape in my early-mid 20s though and it didn't make any difference

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I miss the times when mostly nerds and weirdos used this board.
Just look at all those normalfags that tell you how to live your life and get mad when you don't take their generelized advice.
Most of you faggots sound like pages straight out of a self help booklet

>>745002805
I get what you're saying, but my point is it when you whittle it down to basics it's just energy in -
energy out. You might be a freak and burn through 4k cal. a day resting (???), but it's more likely that burn through the same as most men (around 3k).

how tall are you and how much did you used to weigh, and how much now? just curious

>>745003257
why does being a nerd/weirdo mean you can't look after yourself or give advice on /b/?

>>745001958
How is wizardom?

>>745003503
pretty shitty
the only spell i've truly mastered is dispel attraction

>>744995498
This should be banner headline of /b

>>744994012
Im a 23 yo fat guy, 4 gfs, had sex with all 4 countless times. It's personality OP.

>>745003207
>zero, too much of a pussy

Unless you're really good looking, that is not going to get you anywhere. You can't expect women to be approaching you.

>i talk to women all the time at work, but that's about it, and i just treat them exactly like i would a man

There's your problem. How are they going to see you as a man if you're apathetic towards their sexuality? When you show no signs of having a penis. You need hold eye contact, smile, touch them, flirt, show interest basically. You can't expect them to know that you want to fuck them when you show signs of being asexual.

>nope, never gotten anywhere near where kissing would be expected

Go to a night club, approach girls. Approach girls you usually wouldn't find that attractive. Start with the easiest girls and move your way up once you've got a hang of it. Overweight girls are super easy.

>i'm a bit overweight, but probably better than average for americans. i was in great shape in my early-mid 20s though and it didn't make any difference

Join a gym. Start lifting and lose some weight. You'll be surprised how much better you'll look with a low body fat percentage. It makes a huge difference. You'll get more attention from women, especially if you also add some muscle to your frame.

Right now you've done nothing to get women, so it's expected that you have zero experience. You have yourself to thank for that. But it's not too late to make a change. I know a guy online who was a virgin until 25 and in the past 3 years or so he has had sex with over 60 women.

>>744994012
i know how you feel man, and i know its hard, sexual represion and social exclusion can fuck you up, im 24 and in the past 6 years i was obssesed with getting pussy, now i find women annoying and not worth my time, just focus on whats good for you.
never try to please a girl, they dont value that, please yourself, your goals and dreams, thats what matters

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>>744994012

It's ok anon, I'm exactly one month away from joining you.

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>>745003291
1,70m height.
With 20 i was at 120 kilogramms. Yes i was fat as fuck
28 now at 85kg. Lowest i had was 82, but moms a great cook.

Not ideal still, but improvements have been made. Now go ahead and tell me how i lie, i'm still fat and should end it anyway.

>>745002718
she was on reddit but deleted her account. Name was Show-me-the-world

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>>744994012
Im 28 and I have fucked only one. But then Ive sent lots of nudes and sometimes I take requests from people that I dont knoe. Only on the internet. ofc. Does it make of me a whore anyway?

Im about to hit 20 and still havent got ten laid any tips I feel like shit

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>>745003369
Becouse we would be sharing storys of all the girls that bullied us in school and what kind of family we will never have, instead of telling eachother to slim up to get pussy.

>>745003803
modern feminism has me scared of sexual harassment charges for doing any of that shit, especially if it's at work

if an awkward unattractive guy behaves like chad, he'll just get shut down immediately

the furthest i ever made it was with a really fat girl i used to hang out with. i tried to flirt and it probably came off as super awkward and creepy because she stopped wanting to be around me

Sexual frustration is the worst feeling I have right now

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>>745004343
Get a hooker. Once you hit 30 and are still a virgin the lines blur anyway.
Trust me, there are some that can teach you and will thread you nicely. You WILL improve your skills with woman in there.

>>745004343
take solace in the fact that you aren't yet a wizard like me
that is, until it's a decade later and nothing's changed

>>745004049
I'm 175cm @ 82kg right now. You ever played sports or gone to the gym or is most of your weight fat? either way you aren't that fat, could easily lose the excess shit right?

Im 22 and I just dont care if i have sex or not im just tired of being delusional about things that wont happen

>>745004915
yeah i'm starting to consider it. got no other option really. there's negative stigma but honestly nobody likes me already anyways so what difference does it make.

>>745004410
you like being humiliated and feeling inadequate or are you just cool and edgy?

>>745005325
that's where i'm at too, except i'm 27

Im 19 and i might end up like elliot rodger if i dont change my mindset or country or atleast hire a hooker

>>744994012
>why exactly should i be alive again
not for a future love interest, that's for sure, although that should always have been the case.

>>745005921
if those are your only options then get the hooker.
dont get obsesive over women, just fuking do your own thing

>No job
>Still live with parents
>Can't be assed to go the gym or even walk around the block
>No hobbies outside of vidya and forums
>No social, technical, or cooking skills
>Voluntarily isolate myself as much as possible
>Can barely form a coherent sentence in person and it usually involves criticizing people
>Don't use Facebook or Tinder because dae le normies xD
>Think that women are useless once they've had sex with someone else

Why don't women like me, /b/? What's wrong with them?

>>744995022
26 here. I've given up on women because I know I'm not what they're looking for in a guy, and I'm not interested in sacrificing most of what I enjoy in life just to date or move in with a girl. 2D is all we need.

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>>745002688
>>745002718
>>745004066
I found a few with her face

>12
>fat
>ugly
>fuck a 16 yr old in the shower at church camp
Maybe just go for it?
Its scary but if you believe in what you said and go for a bunch of girls one is bound to let you smash

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>>745005352
Both and neither.
I just enjoyed reading about all the fucked up storys and share my own. Laughing at eachother, with eachother.
We had a different outlook on life and we sure as fuck didn't take anything serious that was written on /b/. Only Normalfags did.

>>745006357
welp, she's ugly no wonder she post shit like that to feel better

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>>745006681
Don't matter I have to have a face to fap lol. Even if its ugly.

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>>745006336

>>745006771
That london look son
You are my hero boi

>>744994012
Are they in there right now?
If not, suck it up bitch, get there faster next time
Just put your dick in someone so at the very least you can be the one mentally fucking with virgins

>>744994012
just stop being an insecure fucking cry baby.

>>745003207
"zero too much of a pussy"

Go to simplepickup.com, download the bootcamp, find someone who wants to practice it with you and go out with your friend and do it every day. I promise you that within 3 months you will get laid. Why? Because women like sex more than you do, and if you are able to walk up to them during the day while sober and have a convo like a simple nice guy, then they will appreciate you for it. Of course, you also have to know how to be assertive, which is also something they like, but you will learn all that and succeed.

You can absolutely get what you want. I promise you that you will start getting laid, and you will actually have a lot of fun because the girls will enjoy being around you.

>>744994012
Yes, all of your problems are caused by everyone else, not yourself. kys

>>745006328
It's because you are super sexy and they are just insecure by your manly meat. I suggest you tone it down by speaking in a squeaky high pitched voice while doing ballet.

>>744999434
I was fat.
I started to consume less calories than what i ate and lost 50kg.
Hes right and you (and all the other complaining beta faggots) are in denial.

About the thread in overall my tip is :
I was 16, chubby and ill always have an ugly face, i still lost my virginity at that age because im not a fucktard and i can actually speak to women.
Improving your body and your attitude is just a plus.

Imagine you are now a lvl 10 warrior, but youd much rather be a lvl 100 warrior so you gain xp, you are the same character you were 90 levels ago but now people respect and look up to you.
If you work on yourself ( not only body image but also the way you comunicate, express, empathise and having the ability to come up and maintain interesting topics) people will notice and fly towards you.
Its very simple, stay a shitty lvl 10 in the starting zone or grind your way to max level fully equiped realm first, if you have the strenght of mind to grind in a virtual world, you have the strenght of mind to do the same in real life.

And OP, virgins are fucking awfull to have sex with, it wont feel good and it will be akward, fuck a hooker, learn that sex is overated and then put all that frustration into finding one that makes sex feel awsome and worth it.

>>744995379
>i don't know. i'm also fat and i'm a doctorate student. never even fucking HUGGED a girl.
Bro, you have to correct this. We live in an environment where women are conditioned 24/7 to be slutty. Try to imagine how you would act if you were told 24/7 to have sex with every woman around you and all the women wanted to fuck you.

Your being fat is not a liability. One of the best PUAs on the planet is Luke from RSD, he isn't just fat, he's obese, and he fucks hot women on a regular basis. I'm not recommending you do that because I don't think it's healthy to have too many partners.

I am not a PUA by any stretch. But I have seen so many men in your situation that became good at it. I have no doubt at all that if you sign up with a good program and work on it regularly, you can ABSOLUTELY have a fantastic sex life. You won't need to be drunk, you won't need money, you won't need to get muscles (altho money and muscles are always good). All you need to do is be a nice fat guy who has the courage to go up and start conversations with cute girls during the day, and let nature take it's course.

I recommend simplepickup.com, go on the forums and find someone who wants to work on it with you and do the missions every day. The first month will be hard, the second will be easier, the third you will find it easy. And somewhere along the line you will realize you enjoy starting convos with women, and they will actually like you more for it.

>>744994012

If that's something you even worry about at all then you shouldn't be alive. You're a waste and failure as a human being.

Jesus fuck! Stop being a fucking beta. Grow the fuck up and stop being a judgmental cunt.

Live your fucking life you fucking pussy or get busy dying.

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>>744995498
>How are you going to fuck a rancid 2/10 slovenly gargoyle from Romania or a 4/10 low key meth head from Brazil
Lmao!

>>744994012
you shouldn't, they should've drowned you at birth. just wait till you're 40 and living in your parents basement, i'm sure things will start looking up for you then. lmao

>people unironically advocating having sex with 3d

This place sure has changed over a decade.

>>744995042
Please stop saying such terrible things. You are tearing yourself apart. Believe me, I know what that is. I did it for 46 years and it cost me terribly.

You can absolutely get laid. And not just get laid, but get laid easily and having a lot of fun getting her to the bed and she will appreciate you for it.

You are a young man with an edgy attitude (anyone posting on /b/ is edgy). You clearly have a good personality, you just need to learn how to express that and how to learn the social rules so you don't hurt anyone. You can completely do it.

I've seen a lot of young men turn their lives around, you can absolutely be one of them. You just need good advice and a good program to work off of, and the will to work on it relentlessly. And YOU WILL SUCCEED.

>>745010136
Humans literally evolved with arrowhead dicks to scoop the semen out of a woman's vagina when fucking, as to replace it with your own.
If you can't take a mate just because she has mated before, you are a dead end of evolution.

>>745010330
yeah, 3d wasn't as good back then

>>744994012
Lol basing your happiness on how many chicks you fuck. Thats not the problem, rework your thinking. The real problem is you wasting 27 years thinking about getting laid.

>>745010475

Lmao faggot

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>>745004143
>Does it make of me a whore anyway

not sure but probably. post timestamped tits next to a kitchen sink and we'll let you know.

>>745006771
I didn't realize she had more pics. Can you post more or album?

>>744994838
I'll do it. I'll give you a (you) as well. Cheers, m8.

>>744994012
met a girl that was a kissless virgin neet on a stream that was linked on 4chan. Been together nearly a 7 years now. Are you even trying?

>>745010826
>basing your happiness on how many chicks you fuck

are you even a man because that's what we live for as men and humans in general. I think it's funny you try to deny it's importance. You must not get any sex and multiple partners to think that way.

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>>744994012
Crybaby! It's very, very simple: Don't look for 10/10 women. Most 4/10 women are also fuckable - especially when you are under 7/10.
And there is an advantage of ugly women: because their look can't give them a bonus, they have to be nice!

>>744994443
I hope so that she is insecure. Her hips are disgusting, she is disgusting. She should kill herself, like you.
Go kill yourself.

>>745011797
it would more likely be the opposite, the people who obsess over sex are the ones not having it. Most people who have it regularly move onto higher pursuits.
t . Maslow

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>>744995042
>picked me
Well there's your problem. You think women are supposed to pick you and not the other way around.

>>744996288
Some girls are honoured to take your virginity.

>>745011215
I found them at various websites. It seemed there wasnt one set that had all the pics. I believe there is more than what I found but reverse image search one.

>>744994012
I'm 28 y/o virgin. Sex with a girl feels like a fantasy. To me it only happens in porn. It's weird to see people in public and imagine they have sex. Like the girl in the drive though window smiles and says "have a nice day", she has sex and sucks dick. It just seems so fake. But it's real. I blame society. Sex is considered so taboo and god forbid a TV show shows a nipple. But we can see a man chopped in half.

>>745012279
>>745011215
This site had a lot but this isn't all of her pics: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6493433/Show-me-the-world

>>745012029
>basic hierarchy of needs
>psych 101

Nice argument there anon. Yeah you're not too bright. Sex is still important no matter at what level of needs you're at. You could be Buddha and still need to be fucking daily.

>>744994012
sex is something they're interested in. How would you feel if women got angry when they learned that most 25+ yr old men have jerked off multiple times in their lives? You'd think she's holding you to an unrealistically unfair standard because jacking off is something a boy's body yearns for as early as 13yrs old (sometimes younger). You can't be blamed for jackin off. Well for women, engaging in sexual behaviours is something their bodies yearns for. Don't believe the religious indoctrination that teaches you that females don't have sexual urges and curiosities.

>>744995042
You're looking at it all wrong, bud. Hate to break it to you, but there are more ugly guys than ugly girls. Yes, it's unfair for men. No, it'll never change; 'tis just how humans evolved.

Woman's body did not evolve to want to fuck everything that seemed even remotely good-looking, but they did evolve to be the more attractive (boobs, lovely curves, beautiful faces, beautiful hair, etc.) gender. This is why women can be (and almost always are) more selective about the men they choose, i.e. very attractive/charming men, than men are about the women they choose.

Yeah, yeah, I know your mommy tells you're that you're "handsome" and all that, but women know that their value can get them better. You wouldn't settle for a McDonald's cashier job if your resume qualified you for multiple 60k+ salaried positions elsewhere. No matter how nicely the McDonald's manager begged you.

I mean. I didn't lose my virginity until 19. I am a very attractive male though. I was just beta AF until I was about 22 or 23.

I've had sex a few times since then, I could get on Tinder right now and fuck a decent girl within the next few days. Probably faster if I lived in a big city.

Point is, why should a girl want to fuck you? You have to have something.

It will be a lot easier to fuck a girl...

1. If you take care of yourself.
2. Dress well
3. Strong mentally/not needy
4. And be in shape.
5. Power/Money

Theres no one size fits all but if you have that stuff it will make it a lot easier to fuck a girl.

>>745012507
yeah no shit it's why I referenced it because it's so fucking basic you should know this by now. You're an imbecile if you don't think you can meet your sexual needs with a single person. It's important in the sense that sex you're having is fulfilling. The quality of life improvement for men at least is sort of negligible above 3 times a week. People who obsess over number of partners and such are likely insecure about their sexual prowess which prevents them from having fulfilling sex even if the purely physical need is met. Which also prevents them from having appropriate depth and security in a relationship. I would go so far as to say the quality of the sex you're having is more important than the frequency so long as you're not desperate.

>>745012994
Nah, you're wrong about this. Number 1 should be height, height, height!!!
Good luck getting laid when you're 5'3" like my high school best friend was. No amount of dressing well and being in shape will stop girls from seeing you as a little boy.

>>745013151
Nice try but you didn't even grasp the concept of the hierarchy of needs correctly. You are basing your ideas of normalcy on what society see's as normal for a high functioning adult who supposedly doesn't need sex in pursuit of other greater goals, when in fact sex is a major part of it whether or not it be monogamous or polyamorist relationships makes little difference. I'd recommend more courses in the basics for you, but i'm fairly sure those would be too difficult for your small mind.

>>745012994
number 1 should be "a car"
no one wants to fuck you if they have to ride the bus to your place.

>>745013703
Well I'm 6 foot.

Yeah, some girls care about height.

>>745014002
Your reading comprehension is that of 5th grader.

>>745009866
those hot women are retarded to fuck an obese douche bag

>>745014002
>You are basing your ideas of normalcy on what society see's as normal for a high functioning adult who supposedly doesn't need sex in pursuit of other greater goals

this is literally the opposite of what I said

>>745013703
I'm sure some girls care, but I'm a shorter guy at 5'5" and never had a problem. I have seriously lost count, but last time I counted it off it was 21 different girls I've had sex with. Dead serious.

I found that I stopped giving shit about the height thing, and I think I'm a rather confident guy. Even if a dude is 6' but if he comes off as a dweeb or lack of confidence, he ain't going to get any.

>>744994012
relationships, women, and sex are all overrated.
fuck em, just focus on the real things that matter.
2D Anime Girls.

>>744994443
>some girl posted it because she was "insecure" about her hips
>e.g. roasties trying to get attention, she knows has fucking insanely nice hips but she wanted guys to tell her that.

Why do you give her attention or even associate with people who do? You're part of the problem mate

>>745014045
yeah, guys like you don't even consider that men shorter than 5'5" exist.

>>745014412
At 5'5" you're not in a terrible position, especially when a pair of shoes or boots can bump you up as high as 5'7" (Tom Cruise height). 5'3" is a whole different ball game.

Focus on a career instead. Eventually you'll have enough money that women will come to you instead of you having to go to them. If not, you'll have at least twice as much money as someone bogged down in a marriage and no moral obligation not to spend it on sex. Or just get a mail order bride.

Either way, *worrying* about sex while you're still that young is time spent wasted. Doing things that only result in getting laid such as sacrificing valuable career time working out, will matter far less in the long run that focusing on making a better future for yourself.

>>745014412
>5'5"
that's like goofy small though I feel like that's sort of an extreme handicap. Go to the gym with a bunch of awkward lanklets and I know most them have not gotten any in the last year. But if they had even a fraction of a normal mans confidence I have no doubt they'd get laid faster with higher level of discrimination.

>>745014796
how much career and money is needed?
i make six figures and have half a million in the bank, and i'm a depressed kissless virgin loser

>>744994012
i'm 27 and untill I was 24 I was a virgin, I will tell you it's a double edged sword
>current GF only sexual partner
>she knows that she is my first and that puts a burden on her
>she worries that I will stray because I want to try it with other women
>she knows that I put a high value on the connection coming with sex so it shows how much I value her
I can't say it's going to be good for you if you just bang some random at a party, but it will save you from a partner who is paranoid that you resent her for being the only one you have had sex with.

>>745015063
that's a rather mature observation

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>>744998347
>not lusting after the succulent fur that is the chipmunk
>not fetishizing the buck teeth gnawing upon your hard sinful wood
what kind of faggot are you?

>>744995022
you're pathetic. change your entire worldview, realize that this is entirely your fault for having no social awareness or emotional perception. Then go fucking acquire said skills through extensive trial and error. Oh, and women are human

>>745015177
I have my moments.
I must admit my extended virgin status wasn't as much from a stance of wisdom but a fear/superstition drilled into me by a strict catholic upbringing.

>>744994012

Oh, no, a bunch of girls are enjoying their fucking vaginas, oh no, life is so unfair.

Stop being a fucking insecure piece of shit, mate. Let the people do whatever they fucking want with their lives.

>>745010936
That's a dude you fucking retard......

>>745015439
Did you at least have your dick sucked or do 3rd base shit before 24 ? I did all of the above, just no vaginal sex and just turned 27. Which of us was more successful ?

>>744994012
Have you tried NOT being a pathetic piece of shit?

>>745015936
no, I was super brainwashed until I was out of high school, and I also completely lack the ability to tell when somebody is interested in me sexually, so i'm basically just a potato.

>>745016222
you should let your parents and pastor know you browse /b/ just so they can realize how badly they failed

>>744995022
26 here.

I accepted I would never have a gf in middle school.

>>745015936
to give you a story on how I completely miss flirting.
>GF and I go to Jamba Juice
>she goes to the bathroom while I order
>cute girl taking my order(probably 16 or 17)
>GF comes back as I get the receipt
we sit down and she start's laughing
>Did you see how freaked out she was when I came to your side and took you by the arm?
me:???
>you didn't notice she was flirting with you
me: she was?
>yeah she had her elbows on the counter, leaning towards you. Giggling, sticking her butt out
me:OH! I didn't notice.

if I weren't super extroverted I'd be convinced i'm on the spectrum. not sure being an extrovert means you don't have Asperger, but I think the two are mutually exclusive.

>>745016222
That's a good move though anon. Chicks will find the virgin because I'm really religious hot as fuck. Much different scenario than I was awkward and weird.

>>745017096
if I were into head games, it would be a powerful card to play.

>>744994012
You're probably just unlikable or ugly

>>744994012
I was once in your shoes, I'm 20 years older than you, and have a wife and 2 beautiful kids today. Let me tell you what's up not that you will listen fool:

-your situation is the product of immaturity and fear
-you've got to hit your stride and swing the bat
-I realize it's easier to tell you this than to do it, because to do it is painful and hard
-you feel like there are few opportunities to actually try; you are kind of right, but
-the older you get, there become even fewer
-so you need to try now
-late 20s to early 30s is truly prime time. You can find so many people still single to date / fuck
-I'd recommend hitting on people at or below your own level, who you are not all that interested in. Why? Because you've got some maturity and experience problems. No matter how hard you try, you are not ready for a committed relationship. Certainly not with some very attractive girl.

I hope you listen to me. Above all- swing the bat OP.

>>744995042
You don't have access to 3.5 billion women you fucking dumbass

>>744994012
are you jealous? Just trying to figure out your angle, OP...

>>744995498
LOL I love you motherfucker

>>745010172
love that pic and filename. I want to fuck Bess Kalb so bad.

>>745017250
yeah i am probably the ugliest person in the world

>>745017657
of fucking course i'm jealous of all the people living normal lives with happiness and moments when they're not completely lonley

>>744994012
Boohoo you fucking bitch. Sex doesn't mean jack shit and nor do romantic relationships. Once you realize that life sucks and then you fucking die, you'll realize that all there is to life is getting by and having a good time

>>744994012
If pic is real, then no reason you should be a virgin aside from personality.

>>745018537
lol, that's obviously not op
people are just more likely to click on threads with naked girls in the pic

>>744994012
Lost my virginity at 17 to a dude then fucked probably 5-10 + 5~ girls after that was with this girl for 3~ years moved out of parents house and we took care of each other in multiple ways but never felt happy still don't thought getting laid and being with a woman and living a normie life would bring me happiness, it didn't, I am more depressed than ever now relationship ended I honestly think its my personality

>>745018777
trips of truth

>>745018805
>this

>>744994012
live is not about sex get over it and do something else

>>745019226
>he doesn't know the biological imperative

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>>745019226
yep
it's much more fulfilling to post dank memes on /b/

>>744998347
Honestly her mouth is the most attractive feature in the image.

>>744994012
It's honestly kinda sad reading all these responses from like 25 and 30 year old dudes giving up. I mean that isn't the answer, like I thought I wasn't going to get any girls in high school, but funny enough a girl I liked back in about grade 6 came back into my life around grade 10. Turned out she liked me too, so I did everything in my power to better myself for this woman, and hey, didn't turn out too bad. Just give it time, put some effort into yourself every day, And eventually you'll find a girl for you. Confidence and listening skills are the most important things you'll need, and obviously personal hygiene, and actually caring about yourself is important. If you can't take care of yourself how the hell do you expect to take care of a woman? Who btw is much more complicated than you so liek
Yea
Just try, start respecting yourself then you can respect wamen like PewDiePie or something idk ain't that what the kids like these days

>>745004652
Don't flirt at work, man. Keep it civil unless you're sure someone is interested in you. What you need to do is grow confidence in approaching women at other social hotspots like bars or clubs (dancing and hobby types). You really need to stop with the bullshit 4chan chad mentality of "hurr durr chad always fucks mah womyns" and learn that respectful confidence without being an asshole is key to pussy, especially at your age. Feminism hasn't actually changefemale mentality as people make it out to seem. Women still like to fuck like men like to fuck. Its just that people ruin by being assholes and overstepping their boundaries too quickly and coming off as creepy. Subtley is key. You could actually be swimming in the pussy right now if you can just learn that. After that, taking care of yourself physically and mentally helps as well.

Or you could just by a hooker and fuck her. Whatever works.

You fucking beta retards.

>Go to club
>Be drunk
>Find drunk girls
>Dance nearby
>Smile/make eye contact
>Don't be fucking retarded and rant about Jews
>Dance with girl
>Kiss girl
>Go home and ruthlessly roger girl
>Rinse and repeat

>>744995223
>"You need to be social, fit and well groomed to stand a chance of losing your V card. Whining like a pack runt is only making things worse."

This is literally the best advice anyone ever gave on 4chan. Ever.

>>745020159
there are all these unwritten contradictory rules that don't make any sense
>be assertive in your goals, but you have to be subtle
>woman want a nice guy who's a dick and rides a loud motorcycle
>men have to initiate everything, but it's rude and perhaps illegal to make an advance without the woman first saying she wants it
how the fuck do normal people figure this shit out?

>>744994012
>buy btc
>pump money into it regularly
>wait till 2020
>enough money to buy cars and shit
>go to a small town
>get yourself a business there so you are known to people in town.
>get respected and shit
>.....

Now go and get a 16yr hot virgin, you have the money, the respect from the local community and the townman father will most likely let her marry you.

There you have it.

Awards

27 here, I only got head from an old HS girldfriend, she asked me a lot of times to fuck her but I was affraid I would get her pregnant or something. I really regret that now.

Some other girl wanted me to fuck her but she was a friend's girlfriend and I didn't want to throw that away, I regret that one to

>>744995789
Best advice on the thread you fat goblins of /b/. Take this to heart.

>>744994012
same boat as you, im a hugless handless virgin so i think my love life never existed and isnt going to, i should focus in something else

>>744995379
Idk I'm fat and I've gotten decent pussy when I stopped being a bitch. Fake some confidence and lower your standards.

Had 4 fuck buddies and a GF since March.
Only one was kinda ugly, 3 chubs, and one actually good looking girl. I think that's decent for being a weird fat guy.

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>>745015677
I was trying to get you timestamped tits idiot. you're welcome I guess.

lost mine at 24. Wish I was still a virgin tbh

>>744994012
>Why exactly should I be fucking women my age again?
IFTFY

>>744994012
I list my virginity at 32. It's not that big a deal. I prefer fapping to sex. The bitch always complains not being wet yet, need foreplay, need to suck pussy and the hair tickles the face or the stubble scratches it.

Then having chapped dry lips because it takes the natural oil away

All the mental anguish just to bust a nut, fuck that shit.

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>>744994012
>why exactly should i be alive again.

No, why should THEY be alive. Good luck to their future children, they will be the living testimony of how promiscuous and defiled their mothers were.

>>744994012
>every girl my age has fucked SEVERAL dudes and had DOZENS of different penises in her mouth

so what?

>>745026153
fucking sucks that not only am i not attractive to anyone, but that there are dozens of guys with empirical evidence that they're more attractive than me to every girl.

>>745026341
Fuck you asshole

Girls don't all have the same taste in men. I guarantee you some geeky Asian girl with poor English skills would fuck you. That's what i always got, I'm beta as fuck and have man titties

>>744995215
>times changed, currently its hard to find 14y old female virgin
You're weird as fuck

>>745015358
this

>>745012733
>This is why women can be (and almost always are) more selective about the men they choose, i.e. very attractive/charming men, than men are about the women they choose.

this is all bullshit. women are way less choosy than men about how pretty the people they fuck are.

>>744994012

Are you a poojeet?

>>744995498
lol

>>745026341
women don't really care about how attractive a man is. that's silly. they're not walking around choosing men, dipshit. you have to man up and get some balls and hit on them.

>>744994012
Don't fuck virgins. Virgins suck at fucking.

If you're honestly such a tool to not fuck someone who's had sex with other people you deserve to die a virgin. Child ass cuck.

>>744994012
Why do people seem to forget that hookers exist?

>>744994012
At this point: to have sex. Bro, it's going to be hard, but just make it simple. Hit the watering hole, practice your moves and go for broke when the girls are lightheaded. Just be "that guy", and trust me you will get some pussy.

>>744997617
Send face pic

>>744996128
why worry about emotional connection if the bitch is gonna screw you over anyways, it sounds more like long term masochism.

>>745026842
His point is that most kids are fucking at really young ages and the older they are the higher chances are that they'll have had partners so no fresh 18 yo poon, not that he's looking for young kids to fuck.

>>745027501
i know you're right

fuck this fucking shit i may as well fucking hang myself

is women's sexuality a problem for you

>>744994012
most men are that way too you fucking autist

>>744996808
What could possibly be the original text in that image?

I gave up when i was 17

>>745021008
By not having autism.

But seriously though, social cues are everything. We dont live in a society where everything is verbalized. Thats shit's retarded, which is why people who think giving consent at every single step of sex, every little thing, is correct are dumb. Interactions are a mix of words, behaviors, actions, reactions, and implications. You need to some times learn to read between the lines. You seem like you have a super fucked up way of viewing the world from browsing 4chan or other sites too much. Stop that. 99% of what goes on here is bullshit. No one acts like this in real life. Stereotypical chads exist, yes, but theres more to attraction than being attractive and cocky. Thats not to say you can get any woman you want. People all vary in attractiveness and tend to flock around their own levels of attractiveness. Just be confident in yourself. Those contradictions you pointed out are bullshit. Stop with the nice guy vs bad boy mentality. Again, thats 4chan bullshit. Thats internet bullshit. There are levels and variety to it. It makes me cringe even thinking that people still believe in this dichotomy. Be a mix of both, like most people are. Be condident, not cocky. Be assertive, not aggressive. Be clear, not abrupt. I'm not sure where your or other people's troubles with women come from, especially at your age, asking 4chan for advice when most will lead you astray is not a good idea at all.

Who the fuck cares how many guys a girl fucked before you. How is that number in any way relevant, you absolute retard?

>>744995022
30 here

Got married, double income, no kids. Shit's cash, better than your daki fleshlight combo.

>>744996808
I'm going to project myself onto this guy, but I'm pretty sure the point is finding a partner at his level of skill in sex so you don't feel like a buffoon or disappoint and ruin chances later. As well as a slut wouldn't value you as much of a person because their more concerned with getting out every dick they can.

Also on related note I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna get laid because I've got some form of IBS that makes having sex impossible. Like if I adjust my torso in any way I've got to go shit. It's ruined the chances for me 3 times already. I'm sure she would have been fine if she was oblivious to the situation, but after taking a violent loud painful shit the mood is dead for me.

>>745028652
Go strict paleo, bro.

Trust me on this. Shit's not easy to start, but it'll help alleviate your problems some.

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>>744994012
>>744995022
>>744995200
hello. I was a virgin until I was 22. I too was beginning to think it was all pointless. After losing my former best friend who baisically told me he never gave a shit about me to begin with I got tired of sitting at home by myself all day.So I went down to the closest bar. Kept coming back there and eventually started talking to a girl there. Hooked up by the end of the night and started seeing her. She was super fucked up and we never had sex. Got a job as a server at night at a stupid themed restaurant. Really vibrant people worked there. Made a good friend. Started going out. Started talking to girls. Started having sex with girls. Have a group of incredible friends I feel luckier than anything to have, and a new sense of being and purpose. I've slept with 10 different girls and hooked up with 30+. I am a 24 year old male that turned his life around. Its never too late to be happy. Stop going onto this site and projecting your self pity onto others. Become a normie. Just still be you. Its okay.

>>745028116
More autism

>>744995042
This is some of the worst math I've ever seen. For someone who's still a virgin at 27 you'd think you'd be good at math.

>>745028867
35 billion OPTIONS not PEOPLE

fucking retard

Quit being such a bitch. Stop putting so much emphasis on getting laid. Be yourself. Even if yourself is a fuckin loser just be it. There is someone out there who is just as much of a loser as you are. Problem is most losers won't date within their league. Quit shooting for the stars and look around in the dirt where you are. I swear you'll find happiness and be up yo your ears in vagina.