Time to make a fake iPhone ad. Suggestions? I had this but it

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LOOK AT THAT REVOLUTIONARY CHARGE PAD OMFG. IT'S LIKE IT'S 2010 ALL OVER AGAIN!

>>744973727
That's not a bad one.
I've got an idea, not sure if we did it already. It is similar to wave.
>iOS 11 has secret easter egg
>what is this new easter egg (maybe come up with a better idea than me)
>you can charge your phone or something (old but good I guess)
>there are new heat sensors on the screen of the iphone
>with enough heat applied algorithms within the system monitoring the sensors will convert the energy generated by those sensors into electrical energy for your phone battery (total bs)
>the best way to get heat on the screen is to put it in the oven. leave it in there for however long you wanna charge it on a good heat setting

>>744974327
sounds good enough can someome make the fake ads?

Don't, since the microwave trick any other kind of "put it in oven" would just get called out as bullshit very quickly.

We need a different plan of attack here

>>744974882
Color changing alloy when put underwater?

>>744975057
Has potential, but considering how phones these days are touting being waterproof I'm sure the iPhone is going to be that as well.

Maybe like, Apple has tested the iPhone to be able to survive an 8 foot drop, as an edge against rivals new smartphones which are very sensitive to drops.

Poster of >>744974327
>>744974882 has a fair point, we need something more obscure.
Maybe modifying the charging plug in order to make it "charge faster" when in reality do something like fry the circuit. Any electricians here know whether this is possible?

>waterproof

>when you open it you can use the hidden sd slot

>shake it to get a better phonecall quality
(will not destroy the phone but will make people look autistic)

>kinetic charging, hit it/drop it to charge battery

>shove it up your ass to speak with steve jobs ghost

scratch the paint with a magnet to change the colour

>>744975630
>>shove it up your ass to speak with steve jobs ghost

top kek

>>744973727
>73727 [Reply]▶

FISH or SAUSAGE?

the new iphone is acidproof!!!
and then wait till some idiot test it

btw which ways are there to overheat the battery?

put your iphone into acid for 5min to change the color

>>744975630

>>shove it up your ass to speak with steve jobs ghost


Hahahahahaha

Mix ammonia and bleach and dunk your iPhone in it to change its color

>>744974882
This. Way too similar an idea.

Glue normal house hold film to the screen and let it sit over night. Then the screen will become perfectly clear wile sitting and will be able to survive drops up to 2 meters on concrete.

>>744973727
If people get the iPhone X and face ID or whatever, how about this.
An exploit that Apple has not revealed yet with face ID.
If you colour your entire face in black permanent marker or some material that is otherwise hard to get off your face, you will be let in due to a flaw in the algorithm.

>>744977329
Anything that will cause them to fuck up their phones in the process is the best for maximum keks. This just seems too tame

>>744977537
Yeah true. Think of better idea anons I'm out for the moment.

Will work on any phone: Tired of glare in the screen? Just rub it with fine grain sand paper and it will get a matte surface which is glare free.

High output like super hi lumens flashlight set directly onto screen, increases battery life leave for 1 hour get 1 hour more life, works up to 24

Also gets rich kids to buy $100 flashlights

Make the screen more resistant to scratches and less prone to crack on drops: Take a normal electric stove - NOT gass or induction. Heat a plate so it is a little red - not bright red. Put the phone with the screen down for exactly 23 seconds on the plate, then quickly hold it under the cold water tap (not emerged in water) for exactly 2 seconds. This is enough to temper/harden the screen more but not enough to cause water damage.

>>744978364
Mid keks, I remember old YouTube vid that fried a phone this way, might get called out

>>744978181
That will just break the screen. We want full scale destruction.

iPhone ice water challenge: Water cooler than 5C will actually not damage an iPhone. Water with a lot of ice is 0C, so emerging it into ice water will not damage it.

G force sensor easter egg, throw it high enough with a gnarly spin to unlock

Cool iPhone speaker amplifier: Submerge the speaker end of the phone into 2 cm of water. This part will not be damaged, but will instead amplify the speaker and make the audio better.

How bout a link to a virus, actually
does something like widget or whatever and doesn't do shit now but 2 months later all phones with widget get brickt

>>744978754
This is fucking it. Lets make some fake adds and post them all over!

Super strong rare magnet attached to back triples WiFi reception

>>744979239
Its likely to be water proof tho, all new shits these days are

Say there is a function built in that allows you to recharge while testing your water by putting it in the washing machine.