ITT: We say each other jobs/ careers judging by our shoes. Go!

>>744967207
Professional business man

You have an MBA, but only because it was the only way your father could convince his firm that you weren't a fuck up

You drive a BMW because you think that it's fast, but classy enough to get ladies (it's not)

You tell people you're a "self-starter" but in reality you've been coasting on connections your whole life

>>744967346
Post your shoes man.

>>744967346
Op here. Very close fag. I actually drive a Mercedes.

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Sure.

>>744967641
unemployed/ freelance graphic designer, which is basically the same thing

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>>744967548
You've redeemed yourself a little
>>744967470
My bad I forgot

>>744967983
Mecanic?

>>744967641
Burguer king worker

>>744968127
I'm honestly not sure what to call myself but I do contract work for apartments/retail stores installing appliances. Pays good money and I enjoy it

>>744968313
If it pays good and enjoy it what else could you ask for

>>744968449
Contractor. Maybe a super. Your shoes aren't scuffed and your pants have little wear so I don't think you actually do much physical work.

>>744968449
Lowes costumer service

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Fuck it.here's mine.

>>744968615
Professional middle schooler

>>744968615
Freshmen at your typical high school

>>744967207
Bussines or medical

>>744968615
Sadly unemployed and having no sex

>>744967207
It it just the picture, of are you wearing black shoes with blue socks/pants?

>>744968579
>>744968585
I'm a senior Foreman for a small landscaping company, we mainly work around the Arcadia area. I wanted to show off my new boots I had just gotten yesterday

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not at work right now but this is what i wear

>>744967207

Dog-rapist.

>>744969178
Retail sales clerk

Has anyone ever worked at a call center? I start soon at one that's for healthcare. It pays really well and the reviews on Indeed for the job are mostly good, I'm just not sure what to expect.

>>744969178
Custodian

>>744967641
Tit-butcher.

>>744969100
Good boots man.

>>744969178
KFC?

>>744969219
I have before.

>>744969254
Thanks pal. I'm sure the guys on the site will love em haha

>>744967983
Fluid homogeniser.

>>744969232
>>744969210
>>744969280
none of the above; paramedic

>>744968449
Child/teen juicer

>>744969307
How was it?

>>744969384
A professional cuckhold?

>>744969384
Welfare / "do you have a discount program" recipient.

>>744968615
sewer spelunker

>>744969447
>>744969445
Confirmed.

>>744969178
shuffling retard - unpaid

>>744969384
nigger farmer

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>>744969445
>>744969447

>>744969379
It was ok. A lot of calls and high expectations to make them more than 15 a day. You'll get fat fast if you don't workout since I that job all you do is sit and make calls. It's decent. How much an hour of you don't mind?

>>744969447
Lmfao this is so true with all these cheap ass military cucks. Always the first ones asking for a fucking discount at a Starbucks or some shit. What a shame and an embarrassment

>>744969384
Air Force

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>>744967207

Muh shoes. You'll never guess it correctly.

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Sure, why not.

Raffgfffg

>>744969067
>>744968796
>>744968669

Guess again retards. I wear skate shoes for comfort because I'm flatfooted as hell.

>>744969585
10/hr training
12/hr after training
13.20/hr if my shift starts after 12pm

>>744969594
Still walking out with a discount though lol #winning

>>744969639
Bender?

>>744969666
Nice Satan trips

>>744969384
milsurp hoarding prepper
anternatively, an unsatisfied middle class guy supporting a stay at home wife who has an affinity for army shit

>>744969384
handicapped veteran

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>>744969712
Nope. Unique guess though.

>>744969670
public masturbator

>>744969701
It's good to start with. Save every buck

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>>744969670
tattoo artist

>>744969770
Lol nope. I did have a jerking off problem for a while

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>>744969671
Plus most schoolkids have much better shoes than mine.

>>744969665
cat skinner

>>744967207
Nice shoes Op. how much?

>>744969670
nigga didn't anyone teach you how to tie shoelaces?

>>744967207
gipsy haha!

>>744969665
Bowling Alley

>>744969665
Dsw employee.

>>744969848
560 dollars. It's expensive but with it.

>>744967207
You watched wolf of Wall Street and now you invest in stocks from a app on your phone
>>744967641
A trap
>>744967983
Some kind of mechanic
>>744968449
A Mexican
>>744968615
A sophomore
>>744969178
A, custodian?
>>744969384
Infantry?
>>744969639
Day time hooker
>>744969665
A cowboy and or Mexican
>>744969670
A hipster. I bet you live in Portland

>>744967207
janitor

>>744969702
Actually, no. Not winning.

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>>744969639
Another pair on order.

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>>744969665
Unemployed junior cunt
>>744969670
Poor faggot

>>744969911
>Daytime Hooker
I like it, but nope. More like a these shoes may go in a hooker's ass kind of guy.

>>744969945
a fucking spasticated faggot?

>>744969998
your the one taking all the creepshots

>>744969998
mouth-breathing oxygen thief?

>>744967207
Jymmy Mcgill´s shoes, check it out dude, the same ones.

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>>744969911
Guess again.

>>744967641
In a band/ unemployed
>>744967983
Some type of trade work.
>>744968449
Police officer/ authority figure
>>744968615
College student. Probably socially awkward
>>744969178
Some type of retail worker
>>744969384
Lol
>>744969665
Sales

>>744970019
These shoes are all sorts of bamf w/ a 3 piece suit. Legit compliments for days. I prop my feet up and women come and talk to me.

>>744970072
That show sucks.

>>744970114
No, they don't.

>>744969770
>>744969825
>>744969861
>>744969911
>>744969998

All wrong. I'm in Human Resources

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me and my working mates going to work with our working boots

>>744970114
>These shoes are all sorts of bamf w/ a 3 piece suit.
And a fedora too right?

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>>744970106
College is a rip off. Keep guessing.

>>744970238
A faggot

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>>744970072
Holy shit. Jimmy has good taste. I never noticed.

>>744970213
Can't wear a fedora w/ my topknot.

>>744970116
It's actually pretty good. At least for the general public.

>>744970309
Ayyyy a sikh bro

>>744970238
fake yeezy pants and shoes, please kill yourself

>>744970238
i smell full hipster
in fact, this may transcend hipster into hippie levels

>>744970287
why you dress like gipsy!?

>>744969384
You run an ice cream shop but only in the winter

>>744969908
No shoes are ever worth that much unless you need them for some kind of medical reason. Clarks are probably the most expensive shoes i'll buy and about as good as it gets when it comes to comfort / quality. I used to buy 3-600 shoes until I feel in love with clarks and never turned back.

im surprised no dicks hanging till now

>>744970287
>buying ferragamo
>taste
hahahaha poor people that want to look rich are so adorable

>>744969908
I wouldn't pay more than 70 bucks for these macy's shoes.

>>744970354
>fake
LOL why would I buy fake? The whole point of buying expensive shit is too flex.

>>744970444
Trips don't lie nigga.
>>744970354

>>744970444
Lol ok

>>744970309
you win man. You a dead-set baller.

>>744970444
Because you can't afford real, but you want people to think you can. Hence the "flex"
And I buy expensive shit because it looks good, has zero to do with showing off money.
And this is coming from the guy who own shoes worth more than the collective footwear of this whole thread.

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Do it faggots

>>744970580
Bro Toms aren't that expensive, why you trying to boost?

>>744970435
Meh. They're ok for daily use, fag. I have dress shoes as well poor bastard.

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>>744970565
Nailed it, dog! I'm a CTO of a tech company.

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>>744967207
Hideous loafers

>>744967983
possibly ride motorcycles, probably contractor

>>744968449
customer service

>>744968615
stuck in 2005

>>744969384
stolen valor homeless beggar

>>744970607
farmer?

>>744970415
What ever floats your boat man.

>>744970644
"tryin' to boost" "flex"
Your pic proves you're white, your speech fakes you're nigger. I'm guessing you were bullied a lot growing up.

>>744970435
You must be rich? What should you buy?

>>744969945
Dracula?

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>>744970720
I'm glad I wore this pair today because its throwing a curveball to all you cunts

>>744970835
Still haven't seen your collection of expensive shoes.
Let's see them fgt

>>744971056
Nobody cares that you got a DUI and have to take driving school

>>744971022
This is literally the best guess in this thread.

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Ignore text

>>744971168
Mid 20's and trying he's to be a player

>>744971168
Tried on Adidas that he can't afford at Footlocker, took one snap and left. Minimum wage fast food worker detected.

>>744971406
Can't fucking afford shoes his size so he get his older brother shoes. Also redneck.

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>>744967207
You suck dicks for a living.

>>744971406
Crack dealer?
I can see it now
"
>the deal went bad and I got shot
>pic related
>its me dying in the driver seat
"

>>744967207
Fedora wearing jew mongoler

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>>744971383
nah

>>744971549
Road worker

>>744967207
head of kfc africa, bmi > 35

>>744970232
No one will keep guessing, since you are not worth the time. Tell us what you do instead.

>>744971653
Good guess. I work as a butcher.

>>744971116
This is my break room,retard.

>>744970232
That looks like a classroom workshop for woodworking mainly

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Oi cunt. Check these wuubs

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>>744972006
Nope just a tiny break room but at least we know there is a microwave in use.

>>744970720
Tree cutter

>>744971168
Security fag. Early 20's and acting wealthy. In reality you really shouldn't spend that much money on shoes.

>>744971406
Downie 80 lbs skeleton.

>>744971549
Forestry.

>>744972058
Road worker or maintenance of sorts.

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These, with socks or bare feet.
t.professional german

>>744969178
These might be police/swat boots

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Nude, because it's evening.

>>744971467
Those shoes fit me perfectly idiot, size 12

>>744972227
>>744971168
I'm a 19 yo in law school. Wtf.

>>744972497
only women should wear those, and even then it's gross

>>744970649
One advice:
My post hurt you so much, because you just bought these shoes and you just opened this thread because you care so much what people think of you.
Thats a mindset of the poor, think about that.

>>744972633
you look like a clown, my man. What are you like 6'4'', 160lbs?

>>744969384
Where the fuck are your legs?

>>744969639
On board sex receptacle for a large oil rig.

>>744972597
Gimp

>>744972227
Actually I'm a cab driver, that's me in my cab.

>>744972227
Tow truck operator

>>744972633
6' 2" and 160lbs, good guess on the weight anon

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Me right now. 3pm here. What do I do for work?

>>744973254
That explains it. By the looks of your shoes, you're retarded.

>try to post mine
>every picture is like 5 mb and I have no way to shrink it

Fug

>>744970744
Noooo..

>>744972597
>>744973197
Infantry, Swedish Armed Forces. Boots broke last week tho. The things where the laces go in are absolute shit quality. Other than that, best boots I've ever owned.

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Guess away

>>744969384
Professional crayon taster

>>744973534
Leafblower

>>744971406
Professional school shooter

>>744973569

Close but no

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Sure, why not

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Have at it

>>744974608
Grad student

>>744974683
Not even a little

>>744974608
Architect. Though you dress like a student.

>>744974799

Still not even close.

>>744974608
Fluffer

>>744973339
Sure kid

>>744974866
Correct. Blue suede is the best choice for all of the dripping saliva.

>>744974608
Public radio

>>744975190
Cut your leg off then kill yourself

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>>744967207
fucking hell those are hideous

>>744973762
underrated post

>>744975456
No socks ?

>>744975653
black socks preferred with brown shoes. colourful socks with black shoes.

>>744975456
put some socks on you fucking peasant

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This should be unfortunate...

Ok what's my career choice?

>>744976111
nice trips
you look like the best dad

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comfortable af

>>744975195
Nooope. None of y'all is even close.

>>744976111
You're clearly homeless. Probably working for Apple or Google

>>744976454
haha sweet, thanks man

>>744976600
So many choices with that shitty office carpet. Receptionist?

>>744976769
I don't think I could do a 9-5 to be honest, thanks for the vote of confidence though.

>>744974307
Fleshlight tester

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Try and guess /b/

>>744977277
Russian mail order bride

>>744975190
do you even meme

>>744967207

Professional Jackass/Special Ed teacher. Because no one in an office worth a damn would wear black shoes with blue socks.

>>744969639
Why would anyone purchase these ever, they don't even fit in at a drag show they're hideous

>>744969384
Recruit, because:


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DEVIL! CLEAN YOUR FUCKING BOOTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO POLISH THEM LIKE WE DID IN THE OLD CORPS!!!

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Haven't got a picture of my pair but I wear these bad boys in work

>>744969594

Really, a shame? Between a member of the Military or a 40 yo hipster gay man child barista?

>>744971168
What are these shoes and how much they cost??? I want em

>>744969837
Do you work in a warehouse or something? Shoes have to be comfortable enough to walk in, they aren't flashy because you don't see clients and the soles look a little dusty

>>744967207
Professional cock sucker

>>744970287
How the fuck dare you speak about 'good taste'? Those shoes look like you are atleast 95 years old. Also that pants doesnt fit you at all, its way too wide and stiff on the bottom, and then you wear socks that look awful between your shoes and pants. You literally have 0,00000001 sense of style. I quite nearly puked.

>>744970238
Wash your jeans, you've got mustard or something on them

>>744972497
low level reporter

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>>744977877

>>744978219
this

>>744974608
Office Drone, shitty IT support

>>744977877

Micro-Penis advocate

>>744975824
>black socks with brown shoes

what

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>>744978428

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Fuck it.

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>>744978519

>girls face when

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I'm unemployed so here's my feet instead.

>>744971406

nigger-at-large

>>744978601

Is a normal dick 6 inch

>>744978578
Are those kids shoes? How small are your feet?

>>744978707

lol m8

>>744978668
Do you even have toe nails?

>>744978781

Better is nothing :)

>>744978481
Stylish construction worker?

>>744978846
I usually tear them off with a knife. It's more like I have scabs that eventually start hardening and growing a toenail. Then I rip them off. Maybe its just me. But it's like they feel itchy when I leave them on. Can't stand it.

>>744978862
Stylish? In loose fitting jeans that are too long and cheap shoes?

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Real hard one here...

>>744978762
It's 43 and they are a bit small (shoes)

>>744978965
IDF

>>744978785

disable

>>744978219
I second this. Probably American, always wear their suits 2 sizes too big. You really cannot get away with this in EU to be honest. A suit too big makes you look like a HS prom faggot and those lace-less floppy whateveryoucall them (shoes?) are not business shoes. Writing this I'm noticing that it's quite easy to tell from just shoes/socks/lower pants where on the social/business ladder someone stands. At least for my country I think I could make some pretty good guesses.

>>744978965
Stripper

>>744969639

faggot-boot enthusiast

>>744970607
where's your underwear?

>>744978965

Professional ass-chair polisher

>>744979258
ISIS

>>744979060
No, more like a prostitute. B/c i get paid to take it up the ass from old men

>>744978965
Im definitely not Israeli defense force

>>744979258
western spy?

>>744979228
Man i wish i had an office! Nope outside most of the day.

>>744967207
Mortician

>>>744978965
>Im definitely not Israeli defense force

Did your Rabbi tell you to say that?

>>744978938
I see why you're unemployed

>>744967983
damn your feet are small
Gonna say horse jockey, those dudes are like 5'4"

>>744979562
Nah, I quit my job to be a stay at home dad.

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>>744976523
I owned a pair like 3 years ago. Was pretty good shoe. I don't know if they're super comfy though. I got these now because I stopped skating. I mostly wear my motorcycle boots though.

>>744979527

Field Rape-Whistle Instructor?

>>744979556
Definitely dude! Shalom or something

>>744979620
An actual cuck

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>>744967207
Ok.

>>744978965
Brown baby killer

>>744969837
Only the ones you look up to, faggot

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At work

>>744979258
Ku Klux Klan Member

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I just got them poor faggots

>>744979698
Is that an ankle monitor?

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>>744969178
EMS?

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guess

>>744979705
*brown baby EATER

>>744979675
Stay at home dad is the opposite of cuck lol. This word is officially dead.

>>744979792
Tom Ford, lol

>>744969665
you work for one of the courts in cobb county; i've seen you out walking in those shoes

>>744979820
Cam whore

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>>744969384

>>744979042
What kind of shoes would be bussines shoes?

>>744979698
>trees: countryside
>home: richfag
>rural richfag
>???
wut

>>744979654
Nah dude thats a special duty for cucks like you.

Fuck it I'll play

>>744979865
Like you could afford them idiot

>>744979808
Dog collar, for the inground fence.

>>744979916
John Lobb. Now fuck off.

>>744979792

Looks like they left your shoes in the oven too long, broseph.

>>744979820
TRAP

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>>744979893
accountant lol, though I should cam whore because I have a penis and no one knows

>>744974608
unemployed

>>744979993
Easy mate. It was just a question. Do you have a log of shit stuck in your ass or what fag.

>>744969908
No worth it, those are hideous and out of style.

>>744979976
Clearly clearance or 2nds. See the marker lines inside?