I am an elite hacker, ask me anything,

Do you know Paul the Britbong Paedo?

>>744961481
Can you hack yourself?

can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>744961569
OP here; it's called penetration testing.

>>744961481
what's my ip address?

>>744961634
OP here; no but a single jew tear may.

>>744961481
How 1337 r w3 t4lk1n9?

>>744961663
OP here; Separate this posts numbers into decimals in the correct fashion and you may observe your IP address.

did hitler do anything wrong?

>>744961693
5|_||>3|^ 1337

>>744961644
Is it true you have done penetration testing on little kids?

>>744961481
soup or salad?

Did GX ruin pokemon?

>>744961729
OP here; Yes, he killed himself. It was a dreadful mistake.

>>744961712
74.49.61.712
712
...
okay

>>744961787
OP here; explains your severe mental issues, huh?

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>>744961481
do you know this man?

Can I have a full explanation of how to get into this website and change all the photos to midget porn, please. I'll do it I just need to know how.

www dot premierestateslimited dot com

>>744961805
OP here; Chicken soup.

>>744961481
how can make killing myself serve a purpose to society? i don't want to just an hero. i want to be an hero. also, why does mac so much?

>>744961807
OP here; Yes, they should've called it XD

>>744961860
I'm not the one penetrating children.

>>744961935
muh man

пиcкy дaш эбaт?

>>744961910
OP here; Beware of this man.

>>744961481
Can you really learn that by doing a bachelor in computer science?

>>744961947
OP here; All I heard was "mac". But linux get technical.

OP here; I'm not responding to you degenerates anymore, no serious questions?! C'mon /b/ros!

>>744962016
What do you mean, OP is that man.

>>744962046
OP here; It would help. But there're better ways.

>>744962102
OP here; OP speaks in third person.

>>744961816
An elite hacker would know he escaped to Argentina

>>744962156
OP here; OP?

>>744962092
I have asked you a serious question OP. The question about about how to get into a particular website and post midget porn. Now answer it in full, step by step or prove yourself to be a faggot.

Hey OP.
Im trying to get into penetration testing.
Where should i start?

I have tryed out some kali lunux and im learning python atm and later assembly + C++

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>>744961769
1337

>>744962126
So it would be like to kinda know how websites and shit works, but you would have to get more knowledge or think more about how you could exploit it?

>>744962199
>post midget porn
OP here; what website? Sounds like fun.

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>>744961845
You gone goofed

>>744962195
OP here; You obviously can't keep secrets.

>>744961481
can you ddos this kid from my school? his ip is 192.168.1.12

>>744962206
OP here; Break into yourself as previously stated. Patch the way you got in, find another way in. Patch it. Find another way in. Patch it. Then you have a more secure system and you've learnt how to break in as well!

>>744961967

Nope, you're the one that was too dumb to get the joke.

>>744961481
my key board and touch pad to my laptop stopped working but external keyboards and mouse work. whats up with that man?

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>>744961481
Can you triforce?

>>744962361

Sure that i know.

What i dont know is how to
is there any books i can buy etc?

>>744962411
OP here; buy razer products instead

>>744962237
www dot premierestateslimited dot com

They are one of those awful property management companies that screw you over.

>>744961481
How do I spoof any mac I want in Windows 7 and later?
I could do it easily in XP just by editing the registry but it doesn't stick in Windows 7 when I do that.
Help!

>>744962223
OP here; Yes, maybe an exploit in the CPanel login. A SQLi (Sequel Injection). Finding a way into a FTP. E-mail accounts, (forget password > Send password to email) works with most websites.

do a triforce

>>744961481
Write a fast inverse square root in brainfuck without any "converters"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

Alternatively, do it in ASM (no converters or reading memory dumps)

>>744962274
OP here; Really think it's worth my time?

Fucking destroyed

>>744961481
Whats my name?

>>744961481
Are you the hacker known as 4chan?

>>744962295
OP here; Run 127.0.0.1 child.

>>744962615
is it weird that i always use localhost?

>>744962411
OP here; Hacker not maintenance.

Ok I have someones IP from wireshark.

If i want to find their facebook, phonenumber, email etc how do i do it?

>>744961693
>>744961769
>l=@9$

>>744962418
OP here; Yes.

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>>744962547
Serious question. How many gibsons have you hacked, and can you hack me a better credit rating? Tyvm.

>>744962463
OP here;Yes! "How to use google."

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>>744962295
Not op, but I thought I'd try help you out.
Googled the address, nothing found either you are baiting or this guy has various vpn's and sits behind at least 6 proxys and uses tor.

>>744962677
>>744962717
OP, can you do this? - >>744962515

If you can't I guess you aren't a real hacker

>>744962466
OP here; Certainly not me.

How do I become one?

>>744961481
can you hack a facebook account i know theres good nudes in there

If op is a hacker he would know my age so how old am I?otherwise op is a faggot

>>744962479
>premierestateslimited
OP here;Aren't they all?

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>>744962547
What do you think, yeah

>>744962717
Very funny.

I mean really. There is a lot of terrible books out there. This is something i really want to get into, but i cant find out where to start.

>>744962864
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0bbfaaf5f469a2bd3d762f6942a302f7014a35e9&dn=Gentoomen%20Library

>>744961481
Can you hack my iphone?

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>>744962677
<Green text, can you green text?
I still see no triforce.

>>744962492
OP Here; Admin privs?

>>744961481
Do you know some real good carders ?

>>744962515
OP Here; "Ask" not "demand" or "do".

>>744962583
OP Here; Anonymous.

>>744963001
I did ask, can you see? >>744962751

Can you do it?

>>744962597
OP Here; No. You wouldn't believe claims anyway would you? This is 4chan.

>>744962648
OP Here;Good practice.

>>744962925
He cant because he is not a hacker he is a fag

>>744962672
OP Here; You get off Wireshark.

>>744962818
OP Here; Learn.

>>744962835
OP Here;Yes. Not worth my time.

>>744962836
OP Here; Time.

>>744962864
OP Here; SQLi

>>744962295
The OP and the replies are just cracking me up. You should at least know IP addressing and how it works. That is a LAN, not a WAN address. I'm just watching though.

>>744962925
OP Here; Yes. it is linux based after all.

>>744962926
OP Here; Still no cares.

op hacked capcha xdd

>>744963223
I know that. Iean give me concrete steps. I already know programming. Where do I go from here

>>744962492
He doesn't know anything.

>>744962515
He doesn't know anything, and good fucking luck doing any of that in Brainfuck. lol

>>744961481
is vagina real?!

>>744963296
ok. Ill try to learn SQL injection then! thx

>>744962927
It's not that.
>Under Windows 7 and later, the possible range of spoofed addresses for wireless adapters that can be set is limited. To be used by Windows, a spoofed MAC address should have 0 as a least significant bit (unicast) and 1 as a second least significant bit (locally administered) in the second nibble. Thus possible values for the second nibble are limited to 2, 6, A and E.
How do I use l33t hax to get around this without having to force the use of an XP driver?

>>744963316
Then do it

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show me what you got

>>744961481
Open this. https://www.youkandy.com/Purchase/NZCW2ZTUKAYXC2TZM46Q/1/

>>744963375
OP here; Learn to break programming.

>>744963390
OP here; A smart man knows he knows nothing.

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>>744961644
Thats what she said.
ITT OP is a script kiddy who just downloaded Kali linux.

>>744963516
OP here; Many welcomes :)

The smartest man in the world says hacking is for stupid nigger lovers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w

>>744963316
iOS is in no way, shape or form "Linux based" you scrub. There are a few lines of code remaining in MAC OSX from BSD, but Mac operating systems are based on a BSD structure, and not Linux. No, they are not the same thing.

>>744961481
Is it "hard" to breach into client desktop computers?

>>744963566
OP here; Well worth the read. Well done.

>>744963574
OP here; No.

What about get Internet in North Korea

>>744961481
>I am an elite hacker, ask me anything,

Who's running the fagbots on /b/, posting faggot porn spam day and night?

>>744963649
OP here; I have a Backtrack ISO somewhere.

>>744961481
Is there way to integrate a a webpage that requires a username and password, into another site, without embedding the credentials of the linked site in the url?

>>744963687
OP here; So articulate. Surprised you didn't drop a "thy" in there somewhere.

>>744961481
SG93IG11Y2ggbW9uZXkgZG8geW91IGVhcm4gcGVyIG1vbnRoPyBEbyB5b3UgZXZlciB0aGluayBhYm91dCBnb2luZyBpbiB0byB0aGUgd2hpdGU

Easy one.

>>744963701
OP here; You're a few steps behind my friend.

>>744963841
OP here; CTR shills are doing it

>>744961481
What are we supposed to use as the username and password when accessing boards.4chan.org/j

>>744963727
OP here; Circumstances. What router? AV? Ports? CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET?! Very broad question.

>>744963798
OP here; It has been done.

>>744963930
Who the fuck still uses a watch? Just check your phone lmao.

>>744963841
OP here; Seen the new captcha implementation?

>>744963982
>CTR shills

CTR?

>>744963930
>yor
>a
>/f/aggot

>>744964069
Sports watches are still useful. Don't want to time my runs on a phone.

Hi op, mind answering a question or two?

Which US government branches like NSA, FBI ect... seems like 'do not fuck with' territory to you? Which ones are memes.

Do you hack cooperations/companies? Goverments? Both? Neither?

>>744963917
OP here; Pass the variables through a secure channel. Have the website read the credentials from there. As in host to host communication.

What came first, the waffle or the waffle iron?

Hi Op. Given access to a lot Azure VM;s, how could I monetize them without being traced.

Preferably passive

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Do you know what this is?
1506168000 0008616051

How do you pull a password hash off of Facebook and do they salt the hash OP?

>>744963965
OP here; 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 00101110

>>744964470
mimic/68k?

>>744964195
OP here; No bounds. It's a matter of how not if.
Here and there.

>>744964231
OP here; Trick question. The pancake.

>>744964590
01001111 01101011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 00100000 00111010 00101001