>walk into your room >see this What do you do, /b/?

Eat the cat, make her watch

wonder why i took a picture of her when i could lay next to her and watch videos

pet the girl, fuck the cat

>>744957603
REEEE

Call the police. How can people keep asking this question when the answer is blatantly obvious? Someone broke into your home nigger.

>>744957603
wonder why she's using the laptop on the carpet. It's going to block ventilation and overheat, lady.

>>744958342
WTF???

I'd firmly place my hand on her pussy, grab it, and then I'd kick it across the room.

>>744957603

Trade her in on a teenage model.

>>744957603
grab the laptop, go to sofa and scroll 4chan

tell this bitch to use a desk or go on her bed

i'd ask her if she know what's the point of these threads

>Take picture
>Grab laptop
>Upload picture to 4chan asking faggots what they'd do

>>744957603
>Assuming my room is this big or that clean

She would have no room to lay on my floor so this clearly would never happen

>>744957603

When the fuck did this coffee table get into my room?

Who is this cunt and this god damn cat? Out with the both of you.

Check that my shit hasn't been stolen.

Weirded out that the my tiny-ass room can fit that loungeroom worth of shit in it.

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Claim her as trapfu
Burn the earth
It's me

>>744958214
>her
>>744958264
>her
>>744958342
>girl
>>744958387
>she

lol
what a bunch of faggots
this is a man,
congratulations on confirming you are homosexuals

>>744958776
proof or ban

LEAVE MY FUCKING LAPTOP IM GONNA PLAY LEAGE OF LEGENDS

>>744958823
Faggot

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>>744958776
Come on Reee
Post proof
Pretty please

>>744957603
Run up to her and do a massive kick underneath her chin then grab the kitten from wherever it flew to and crush it between both my hands infront of her then throw the mangled body at her as hard as l can so it hurts her

>>744958776
i didnt say id fuck "her" i said i watch videos with

Hang up the phone, clearly tech support sent a technician out to fix my computer problem

Wonder when I turned into a poor Americunt and got wall to wall carpeting installed.

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>>744959281
RUSSIAN HACKERS

>>744957603
Me: You're not using the new thinkpad I bought you sweety?
Her: No it's old like a dinosaur haha
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING WHORE

Tell her to leave. She's not going to fuck me anyway.

>>744958776
You're the one with the PhD in trannies. You're the faggot here; nobody else.

>>744957603
Cute kitty. Wait, are you connected to my wifi? Get the fuck out.

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>>744958776
t. OP
>>744959419
The amount of bets you would win, though..

>>744959506
>The amount of bets you would win, though..
How so? Like, "Hey I bet you that woman has a dick,"?

>>744957603
Lay down next to her and watch some Netflix together, having a nice conversation afterwards.

>>744957603
Gently remove the kitten from her and place it somewhere else on a cushion. Move back to the female and get ontop of her and begin dry humping her thrusting my dick between her asscheecks to lowerback while bitting her neck then jizz on her back

>>744957603
Tell him to get his immigrant ass out of my house and take his cat with him.

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>>744959560
You could dp bitches together, man.
"You a fine bitch, even 'she' pops wood. If she does, you come home with us."
Or one of you knock out and drag behind a rock, caveman style (if she's a feminist)

>>744957603
Grab laptop smash it over the kitten then kick it.

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>>744960033

>>744960118
Look at it just sitting there like that with it's little feet tucked inbetween itself don't you want to fucking kill it?

compare dicks

>>744957603
laugh at her shitty laptop. Not x220 fucking scrub

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>>744960183
Unlike you not all of us need to kill weak and defenceless animals to feel superior faggot

>>744960544
Ok furry, fuck animals and fuck you, fuck vegans. Wait you actually do fuck animals l forgot, damn.

>>744957603
Have fun playing with the pussy. Tell the human to get out.

calmly explain that back when mark walberg was marky mark this is how we use to make the party start

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She's a she, not a boy.

>>744959506
I friggin know him.
>>744961647
Nope.
Not sure who you think you are fooling. Could dox.

>>744957603
Not my cat, not my carpet, not my laptop, not my room, not my girl. What the fuck I was going to do here?
>smacks forehead
Ah, rape it was!

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>>744961903
Which make & model?

Boy or girl IDGAF id smash