I fucked up bros. My wife is convinced that I am an alcoholic

>>744951770
cheat on her with her sister while drunk, and then blame it on the booze

>>744951770
Tell her no

Oh ya, one more beer and we are getting a divorce.

>>744951770
You have the right to be happy Anon. If she doesn't make you happy it's time to move on. Simple as that.

>>744951770
That's what you get for be Ng a fucking idiot and marrying some dumb annoying cunt. Drink a bottle of whiskey and then break it over her head. Rape her with said bottle and then hang yourself.

>>744951770
Do drugs.

>>744951770
stop drinking or break up with her? christ, people on this board have stupid problems.

Prove you aren't an alcoholic by not drinking? Then socially drink when acceptable like a normal human instead of using alcohol as a coping mechanism.

Literally what your wife is asking. How are you this stupid?

Stop drinking AND break up with her. Why are you even there anon bro?

>>744951891
This

She has no right to change you. Get divorced and marry someone who accepts you for who you are. Then flaunt your happiness in her face,.

>>744951891
Haha that's what I currently do. We are literally talking about 4 beers the other night. Try being married and NEVER having sex.

>>744951770
Can't know what you know, but maybe she's right? You do objectively understand that alcohol is bad for you, maybe she just wants the best for you and wants to stop you from drinking yourself to your death.
Going all defensive that "she wants to take away your fun" isn't the right move though. Think long and hard if your alcohol consumption is damaging your relationship / your liver and if she may actually be right. If you find that she's not, prepare for that divorce.

Let me take a wild guess here. You knocked up some slag and then married her because "it's the right thing to do"

I don't care how many kids you have. It's not worth staying. It'll put you in an early grave

>>744951988
Ok, that's just ridiculous, 4 beers isn't something you should be arguing about...

>>7449520
whif, known her since she was 14. Been married a long time.

>>744951988
Lol nice Hitler dubs. There is plenty of sex, just not with you.

>>744952197

>>744951770
Do really hard drugs like meth to tolerate the bitching

>>744951770
Sounds like you are an alcoholic though. Drinking to cope with things is a big red flag. Do you drink daily or almost daily? If so, get help.

>>744952262
This past year the longest I have not drank is two days in a row. Some days it's one beer, some days it could be 8.

do you get violent or abusive or something? otherwise its probably her ego telling her she needs somethiing to boss over. my gf of 8 years have tried that shit a couple of times, she still does. just drink, if she leaves who fucking cares, nobody can force you to do anything you dosnt want. All of us can and shoulc be happy

>>744952395
Nah man I'm super chill. I dont drive or get physical. I may snap back when she bitches at me or the boys but I do that sober too.

>>744952328

You sound like an alcoholic. Your wife is probably right about you, though too bad you can't admit you're wrong and you have a problem.

You'd be doing yourself a big fucking favor by humoring her and going to an AA meeting.

That or divorce her and just drink yourself stupid everyday, then die alone and miserable.

>>744952328
I don't need to be a psychologist to tell you you're an alcoholic.

Ask for anal and promise not to drink if she gives

>>744952506
then drink anyways

>>744952527
Heh, never happen. Well thanks guys. I guess I will stop drinking and then wind up getting a divorce anyway for some other reason.

>>744951874
kek

>>744951770

do you have children?
whats more important to you? your wife or your consumption habits?

>>744952820
1. Kids
2. Wife
3. work
in that order

Fuck her in the pussy like never before

>>744951988
Yeah haven't fucked her in 2 1/2 years. Bitch is frigid af.

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>>744951874
I-I dont even.... this sounds fucking beautiful

>>744952949
then you will have to stop drinking, otherwise you will lose your family.
but you won´t stop unless you really WANT to stop.

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>>744951770
She is right Stop drinking its a attack on your genetics https://youtu.be/6WLfkEEDOzI .
next time she bitches beat her

>>744951770
Have sex with her.
Right after that, have one drink.
She will eventually associate alcohol woth sexual pleasure.
Thank me later.
Or better yet, thank Pavlov later.

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>>744951866
wtf , first of all who told you you should be happy
secondly why would she have to make you happy
thirdly why would you think a women would have that ability?
they are just made for breeding, they are not soul mates, those are a myth to repress birthrates

go watch some old movies for a realistic view on women

>>744951770

It's like this OP

>Friend of mine with Christian wife he don't believe in shit
>wife got sick of him drinking, She starts going out to places
>to escape him, He'd be louder than he should've etc
>she left him for a Christian PAKI that went to her church
>Shit on him for everything exaggerated situations due to
>the female lunacy genes etc.

She will leave you and not give one flying fuck you've already lost her
it's not the marriage she wanted and now regrets it and is trying to find a
way out your little indiscretions in her imbecilic female mind are rationalised as
things you're doing against her.

FACE IT GET ANOTHER WIFE, Go to a bar now go out drink stay away from the house
buy a tent or get a loan for a camper van hide out near your work, Avoid her give her no
attention of any kind squirrel money away don't let the nut job bitch get any.

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>>744953478
>>744953478
to re-iterate

>>744953148

thats what happens when the blueprint of a bourgeois, happy little family doesn´t align with reality. who ever told you to make these kind of choices in life? like get a job, find a wife, have children. are these really your own choices? did you want to live your life like this?

Handle this the obly logical way possible.

Kill a handle of jim beam, then beat her ass to death with it.

Inb4 edge lord faggot comments.

In you become a cuck to her demands, then you effectively have no backbone. Live the life you desire. . . On your terms..... fuck what other people say.

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>>744953510
This dude is pretty based

>>744951874
The only real answer you're going to get

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>>744953148
Ffs anon. You both are searching for a way out. She's looking for an excuse to seek comfort somewhere else. You are happy to b in the shit as long as you have alcohol. You 2 separated a long, long time ago so either sit down & figure shit out or move the fuck on. Life is only as hard as you make it & it sounds like you both like drama or just have given up.

>>744953375
>She will eventually associate alcohol with sexual disappointment.
thats a terrible idea

Keep track of exactly how much you drink in a week for several weeks.

Netflix has a good documentary called "The Truth About Alcohol". It doesnt bash booze just encourages moderation. Its based on the UK government coming out with new recommended maximums...14 units per week. A pint of beer is 2 units for reference.

>>744951880
Alcohol is a drug, but yes, do real drugs, they are much better than drinking anyways.

>>744953510
>in her imbecilic female mind are rationalised as
>things you're doing against her.
is this why women stay with fucked up dudes who are the wrong guy.
because this instinct is shut off as the guys are so defective she just thinks its because he is a defect instead of thinking its her ?

You either tell her that she's the reason you drink or you do it in secret. Now go cheat on your wife with a bottle of scotch.

>>744951770

Admit you are an alcoholic. Get it under control and get rid off that bitch.

>>744951770
How much do you drink a day?

If you're pissed all day, I get why she wants you to stop.

>>744953510
>>744951770

No matter what you do she will attempt to turn the kids
against you every female does this especially when in their mind they
attempt to believe they're right knowing very well how wrong they are it's
all at destroying you for their belief you destroyed them, She never wanted
you in the first place it was the pressure of society that you were married at all
she attempted to fit in a place but the comfort of fitting has worn off.

Get rid of her tell your kids now that dad has to leave it's nobodies fault you will see them soon.

She may manipulate but kids grow up and comprehend what's bad they know who the asshole is.

Give them a burner phone each with a burner phone of your own choosing with a number tell them to hide it from mom.

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>>744953609
lol, after the country is subverted a people wrecked on alcohol they finally bring up that 1 pint a day is the max you should drink so not to harm the new comers who dont have the instilled drinking condition.

>>744953478
Are you retarded?

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Uriminzokkiri is the banned on YouTube north Korean official state run news channel and website, right ?
So then can someone explain why the IP address location is in NEW ZEALAND, instead of NORTH KOREA according to the ARTICLE EDITS from Wikipedia ?

>>744951770
Stop drinking? that was simple.

>>744951770
Drink

>>744953679
The fucked up thing 90% of western women are fucked in the head

Thank their mothers, all for putting absurd ideas of what life should be like with a
husband then all this secret nagging that goes into their kids heads all that Disney they watched
fails to keep them, these 'girl minded women' don't know when it starts or when it ends
it never does, some of these 'girl minded women' will take on crazy things to do in their spare time
like obsessions with jewellery or money they're broken they're part of everything wrong in our
western civilization, These nut jobs are detected by trying to act out roles from a tv show they watch
they have no personality they don't know they just act a part in something until they realise "SHIT THIS IS NOT ME"

>>744951770
>I have to drink a little just so I can tolerate the bitching
>Now she wants me to never drink again
you see where the problem lies?
>her

>>744951770
Thc oil

>>744951770
maybe just man up and tell her to quit bitching you low testo maxi beta cuck you

maybe seek counseling for the obvious communication issues you two are having and your budding alcohol dependence.

she's probably genuinely worried for you or at least upset your drinking is getting in the way of contributing to the marriage/household.

there are a lot of context clues missing from your post and you're laying blame squarely on her bitching, but that's not the whole story. Talk to her or seek help.

>>744951770
Leave her bro. Fucking cunt women who yell at ya all day, so you drink to cope, then they wanna call you an alcoholic. Ditch her and get a chill gf and have a better life.

>>744951770
You should go get yourself dependent on meth. That'll fucking show her for sure!

>>744951988
Fuck bro you remind me of me two years ago. Fucking ex wife would yell at me for days, then DEMAND sex / cuddling because she wanted to 'be close'

Fucking Borderline Personality Disorder cunts somebody should put them on their own island.

Op FUCKING RUN.

>>744951770
Kick her out

>>744951770
beat her and keep drinking
duh

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>>744954091

>>744951770
Do you drink to deal with her bitching about you drinking or to deal with general bitching?

If its the first she probs has a point, if itss the second talk to her about the things that annoy you, she has the balls to bring it up with you, why dont you?

Smoke pot, way healthier than alcohol. But limit her if she wants to drink. Dont tell her about the pot.

>>744953760
Never start drinking til like maybe 5pm when grilling. Most nights it's around 7pm. I usually drink 4 to 6 beers on average.

>>744956461
Here
>>744952328
I take it all back you're an alcoholic
>1 to 8 per day
2-3 a day is already past drinking it for the taste or the enjoyment and is comming closer to drinking for the sake of drinking

>>744951770
try not drinking for a day. if youre happy, shes happy

>>744956461
General bitching man. She hasn't worked in 10 years and she isn't a ham planet at all. I work maybe 65 hours a week. I come home, cook clean make coffee etc. She gets the bitching mode because of a medication that makers her irritable. Vvyanse or some shit and it's hard to deal with her.

>>744956594
That's the point, when I dont drink she is just as verbally abusive.

>>744956729
be prepared to pay alimony when she files for divorce.

>>744956729
You fucked yourself when you married the fat sow, ever consider suicide?

>>744956729
U got kids???

>>744956915
It doesn't exist in this state unless adultery happens. I'm faithful af.

>>744956993
2 boys, 16 and 10

>>744956995
All states force federally for you to pay until a divorce is settled I know this because I live in a non alimony state as well. Wait till domestic relations catches up with you, I have one kid and pay 1200ish a month in support.

>>744957140
Fuck that noise

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Your fucked OP your life, is and are the seeds of this flower.

>>744957039
Fuck dude, ride that shit out til youngest is 14 or 16.

I had a crazy ex wife who felt entitled to yell at me all day, but no kids. Bitch told me she had been diagnosed with a personality disorder 2 weeks AFTER we married.

Ain't a good example to drink each night to your boys so don't. Save it up for a blow out once or twice a week and drink away from the home. This will give you a break.

Also get away from your wife as much as you can eg stay with family interstate, go camping eg once a month for a weekend.

I know the pressure you are under mate but you gotta set a good example of how a man deals with his problems for you sons sake, not to please or submit to the bitching wife.

And on that when sober for a week, take her bs and on the last night call her bitching out when sober. Writer her a letter if you can't speak yet without getting angry.

Time to set a good example for you kids.

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>>744957560
This is bait

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>>744951809
fucking kek this

>>744951770

Tell her that shes the problem.

Just lay down the honest facts and stick to them no matter how angry she gets.

>have to drink to tolerate her bitching

you're a fucking alcoholic

>>744956869
Then leave?

>>744956584
every day = alcoholism

start smoking

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>>744957140
should have made three, now you are not even above replacement rate and stil paying for it. women made you their bitch and your faggotory is killing this nation (insert what ever nation you are in)

>>744951874
Roll

>>744951770

Bitchslap.

Better for your health than drinking to take on unnecessary stress, better for her her than thinking she's actually entitled to fuck your life up just because you married her.

If you need alcohol simply to withstand the presence your spouse tgen you have much deeper issues you both probably needa work on if you want tbe marrige to survive

>>744951770
5 will get you 10 that his cunt has an inny

>>744951988
OP. Don't blame your problems on someone else. Your relationship is what it is because of the history BOTH of you created. If you want to salvage the relationship, acknowledge your shortcomings and talk to her about them in an open and honest way. My guess is that she'll admit that she's not the easiest person to get along with and you both can work towards making some small changes so you can tolerate each other. Or, both of you can just keep doing what you're doing and the relationship will continue to unravel. Communicate with her not the chuckleheads here! No wonder the divorce rate is 50 + percent.

>>744951770
OP she is trying to pre-fabricate problems so she feels justified in leaving you. This is what women do. They push you to the breaking point so that they have an excuse to play the victim when you inevitably do raise your voice. It happened to me. Apparently, legally speaking, anything you do that makes a woman you have had sex with "feel scared" is actually a CRIME.

Yes anons, a CRIME. My ex girlfriend pushed me to my breaking point, through cheating and emotional abuse, and then when I yelled at her over a goddamn text, she threatened a restraining order and I had to speak with the police.

OP, she is trying to remove something that makes you happy so that she can get you closer to the breaking point and play the victim, women love that.
Oh, and everyone will believe her.

>>744960548
>Projecting this much

That's a real conspiracy theory you there, anon. Maybe you were in a relationship with some sort of histrionic sociopath, but most women complain in order to have their wants and needs heard. The complaint is usually more about an unfulfilled need on their part than any real grievance with that the guy is doing (like having a drink or leaving clothes on the floor). That's why most guys ascribe the these grievances to bitching or whining about inconsequential things. The real problem is usually deeper, so if you care about the relationship, try to find it and address it.

>>744951966
this a hundred times. I mean fuck. Why live if only to suffer

>>744951874
this

She's obviously just fed up with you, and using the alcohol as an excuse to toy with the idea of divorce. The fact you came here looking for people to sympathize with you indicates your social circle would sympathize with her. Her bitching is probably valid and you're probably just an insufferable human being that she probably regrets marrying. In fact she has probably already cheated on you.

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>>744951770
>ctrl+f
>"talk to her about how you feel"
>no results

>>744962180
I agree with this anon, if it has turned to this she has already checked out and has in fact fucked someone else quite possibly a nigger.

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>>744951770
Kill her and your son.

>>744951770
You will be miserable with the outcome, you are unhappy with the marriage, she wants a pet and you want a life.

Leave her.

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>>744951832
LMAO BYE BITCH

Control freak bro, not like, "yaya i know, all girls try to manipulate for power"

No, this chick has certifiably lost her shit

>>744961201
>histrionic sociopath
Yeah, pretty much anon

This is good advice to bear in mind, if I can ever actually love another female again after all they have done to me. I cannot help my warped perspective. But thank you /b/ro

>>744952328
>8 beers
>Alcoholic
Nope.

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>>744952328
You know this is just her excuse to tell other people when the divorce happens.

It's the same as those people who are like
>"1 like on this post and I will fist my own asshole"
*clicks like on their own post*
>"okay, I'll do it."

>>744962917
I drink almost every day, and I drink about a 6 pack daily I have my own kegorator I go thru 15.5 gallons of beer ever 2 weeks.
> I am not an alcoholic

>>744962780
Be better, not bitter. You'll minimize regrets that way. I can empathize though, b/ro. There is no reasoning with an irrational person, and I learned that lesson the hard way.

>>744963078
If it doesn't affect your daily life. Job, relationship with kids, whatever, fuck what that stupid bitch thinks. Live your life.

>>744963078
>>744963262
I am not OP, but you are right if it doesn't fuck with your life you are good. The only thing I worry about is my health, I don't think I have had a solid shit in 3 years.

>>744951770
1. If you don't have a problem, you don't need to get changed. Just to make sure, ask your friends to see if they think you have a problem
2. If your wife is trying to change her, then she is a cunt
3. You don't have to listen to her
4. Did you get a pre-nup?
5. If divorce is on the table you need to get sorted out so she gets as little as possible
6. Speak to a doctor and a accountant, if the doctor can write a not confirming you aren't an acoholic it means she has no real reason for divorce, which means she may get less. Get the accountant to do whatever he can to make sure she gets diddly squat.

1) stop drinking or 2) leave her if this matters so much to you. What a fucking faggot.

>>744951770
How much do you drink, first of all?

>>744952949

In reality it's:
1. Work

bitches like money, kids need to eat

>>744963367
>>744963262
>>744963239
The textbook definition is easy because alcoholism is defined as an addiction. But, alcoholics always say, "I can stop whenever I want". A better definition of an ancoholic is a person who continues to drink in spite of significant negative effects on career, personal life, and health. If anon admits to major health side effects and continues to drink vast quantities of alcohol, he's an alcoholic.

You sound like you have the same problem as my dad. He has a really bitchy gf and he just drinks a little to tolerate it. Just tell her to get off your back.

Why do women feel they need to bitch? Why can't they just sort things out themselves? Do they need to create conflict in order to having meaning in their lives?

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>>744963073
Should I do it anon? Pretty please will you make me??

>>744951770
Uhm if you drink more than 2 days a week for long time than you are alcoholic. I Drink alcohol too, but with friends in Pubs and then very much and then we so a Lot of bullshit

>>744951874
This could work!
Just make sure to livestream it for us.

>>744951770
Fuck that! I drink every night. Not much, but just enough to be able to fall asleep and come back to my soul crushing job every day.
My wife used to be a heavy drinker, but she managed to cut back a lot. Now she gives me a little bit of a hard time about it, but has never "seriously" insisted that I stop altogether.

>>744951866
Found the woman