What's the weirdest thing you've ever done during sex?

>>744947280
Recited the Gettysburg Address...

>>744947280
told a bitch "I love you too" when she's told me she loves me

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hell naw nigga never again

I've had a girl piss in my face. Also had one spit in my face as I licked her ass.

>>744947602
>also had one spit in my face as I licked her ass

what the fuck m8

was she possessed? how the fuck she get her head that far back?

>>744947652
I was on my knees behind her, licking her ass, and every so often she would turn around and spit in my face then turn back for me to continue licking.

>>744947873
That's hot. Also the pissing

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>meet girl at bar, hit it off instantly
>after a couple of hours and drinks she's DTF
>Go back to my place and waste no time with it
>she pulls my dick out
"Wow Anon, it's so big!"
>tell her it's her turn before she sucks me dry
>pull her dress and panties off and go down
"Wow Anon, what a big pussy you have"
>she gets mad at me and almost left
>mfw