Illegal things you've done

I Stole my Mom's credit card to buy some TF2 Items!

>>744938739
new pepe and wojak?

Pronounced [mehmeh]

>>744938739
I posted some swastikas on german twitter.

I stole a shaving gel from a supermarket, it was about $3.00 but I was saving money for my gf's birthday so every single penny counted

>>744938739
denounce god

>>744938739
fapped to child porn once

Drive around everyday with a loaded Glock 17 which isn't registered.

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very interesting indeed

I rode my bike without a helmet when I was 15 once

>>744939574
wow that's fucked up
fuck off degenerate

>stole from shops
>selling drugs
>doing drugs
>killed my ex
>left the country
>shaved my head
>changed my name
>lied

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>>744939499
Wait.... that's illegal?

Jaywalked.

This happened just tonight.
>playing on phone driving
>can't hit brakes fast enough
>rear end lady with van full of small children
>run to car asking if anyone's hurt
>lady calls ambulance saying her son's neck hurts
>first responders say neck broke
>we exchange info
>cop says I'm free to call tow truck and get ride home

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fuck a 16 at 20

>>744938739
Tackled someone spontaneously and laughed after they were on the ground broken.

Punched my teacher in the stomach in highschool by reflex, did not get expelled, or suspended.

Jumped my friend impulsively in middleschool.