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Its fortune time with osaka as your host
The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
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#fortune goes in all fields
oh wait it's /b/ so there's only one.
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>>744910422
No there skyden as well but I do them alot differently than her
>your fortune says be warry of the little people
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>>744910300
Chek'd.
Helloo op!
How are you?
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Ill give it a shot.
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>>744910677
Chek'd as well
Im fine a bit bored but that will all change in a minute.
>your fortune says a pair of dogs will cuddle your dreams
>>744910805
Good decision anon
>your fortune says your body will be shot to smithereens by drug dealers
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>>744911228
Thank you for my lovely fortune, op!
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>>744910638
>your fortune says be warry of the little people
The first book was good but the rest was not really that interesting in comparison. I am kind of impressed with myself for getting all the way through it.
And I meant that there's only one field to #fortune in.
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>>744911228
Gonna be kinda hard to do since i dont know any drug dealers
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>>744910300
hey it's me, dogrape-man
maybe i'll get a nice fortune this time if i post some OC
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I'll give it a try too!
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>>744911373
Fancy meeting you again mantis
>>744911381
Sorry anon I haven't made the discord yet because I suck at it, also what's the book you posted about?
>>744911414
Life finds a way
Sorry I have to do something right now but ill be back in a quick second
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I want one too
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>>744911696
>also what's the book you posted about?
i thought that's what you meant by "little people." There are entities called "little people" in it.
im not good at describing plots sorry
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>>744911696
Yeah, it's nice to see you too!
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>>744911551
Good job anon thank you for making that now you will be forgiven
>your fortune says creativity will fill your mind with happiness
>>744911618
Good job
>your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane
>>744912093
No what I meant was midgets anon but its sounds interesting
>>744912639
How have you been lately?
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>>744913070
Also im back now glad it didn't die
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hit me!
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>>744913070
>No what I meant was midgets anon but its sounds interesting
it was decent but like I said it drags for the latter 2/3 of the 3-book series. I do like the short stories and other stuff i've read from murakami though
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>>744913070
I'm good, Osaka! Had a nice, restful weekend. I'm getting ready for work now.
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>>744913227
*Hits you hard*
>your fortune says your face will swell up for the entire day
>>744913228
I see you read alot which book did you enjoy to read the most?
>>744913416
Where do you work if you don't mind me asking?
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>>744910300
what do you do for fun?
also looking for a fortune plz
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>>744913487
*sniffs butt*
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>>744913487
I am a railroad conductor. I'm on the third shift, 10pm to 6am. It was hard at first to get used to the hours, but I kind of love it Now!
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I would like a fortune too seems like you didn't saw my first post. Ty
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>>744913614
I watch movies for fun anon
>your fortune says fun things last for a short while before having to accept reality again
>>744913770
*pinches nose*
Will you stop that?
>>744913864
Cool do it get busy at certain times or is it just cargo that passes by?
>>744912062
>>744913956
Sorry anon I didn't see you there
>your fortune says you will be forgotten by someone special
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How many licks does it take to get to the center your pantsu
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Fortune plz
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>>744913070
>your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane
oh that hits hard ._. do you have any suggestions on what i can do about it?
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>>744910300
Hey hi, fortune pls
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>>744914123
Depends on the job. Cutting cars on the hump, I'm running around all night, throwing switches. Other jobs, I might line up the switches we need to exit the yard, then just ride in the engine till we get where we are going.
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>>744910300
What is my fortune for today?
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>>744910300
Can I get a fortune?
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>>744914155
Hmm lets see a one a two a three *licks panties*
>your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else
>>744914193
Ok
>your fortune says the bed will swallow you up in a comfy void
>>744914201
I say uncover the bits one piece at a time so it doesn't mess you up that much
>>744914246
You there okay
>your fortune says get in the taxi and have a wild ride
>>744914319
What do you like most about your job other than getting paid?
>>744914453
Did you finished you own white castle adventure Alice?
>your fortune says you will have some nasty coughs from smoking too much
>>744914689
As long you don't call the police then sure loil
>your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade
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>>744914916
>your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade
I'm pretty sure illya can take care of herself without these items
How accurate are your fortunes?
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>>744914916
>your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else
I demand a redo
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>>744914916
I like the guys I work with, it's a real nice brotherhood thing we have here. I like the trains themselves. I like the noise they make, when the knuckles join. I like the fact that I seem to be good at this. It gives me a sense of accomplishment every night.
And now I gotta go. Good seeing you, as always!
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>>744914916
I hate to say it, but I got a little too stoned and completely forgot all about it once I found apple pie in the fridge...
Guess I better lay off the pipe, I have been hitting it pretty hard today...
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>>744915145
I don't know but I have got It right a bunch of times already so who know when it will happen again
>>744915489
Its not that I don't like it just that I can get really horny at times and derail a entire conversation with *licks* and *pets*
Also one fortune per anon sorry but rules are rules
>>744915589
Later mantis have fun I guess
>>744915742
You should buy some before you smoke again at least and are you high right now?
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Gimme one
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>>744916034
I think I'll have to wait a while before I go shopping for 'em, I'm in western NC and we're just now starting to get rain off that hurricane. Expecting power to out sometime soon-ish.
Well I'm about to be, just put down the pipe. Also, I was talking about hitting my other pipe, I smoke tobacco out it it.
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>>744916034
*licks*
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So there's this girl I THINK I like... she comes to visit my town every year for 3 months and this summer I think I fell in love with her. She was always so nice to me and I'm sort of a loner but I liked having her around me. So 2 weeks ago she left and next time I will be seeing her is christmas since she's comming for 2 weeks... my feelings for her aren't as strong anymore. She's been texting me and it really feels weird writing her and not talking to her in 1st person. I kinda think she likes me as she's been the one starting the conversations every time and everytime i ask her about when she's comming to town she asks me why I ask such questions.
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>>744916151
That's what the thread is for
>your fortune says you will get what's coming to you
>>744916291
I hope you don't do anything stupid while it happens but I live in cali so I don't know how that like
>>744916365
Anon I can give you my discord if you like then we can get as lewd as possible
Also thanks for the licks
>>744916517
I say give her a try and take her out on a walk or something like that and see if you like her or not
>your fortune says there will be only one chance for you to do certain things
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>>744910300
check'd double zeros and those osaka images. Tell me my fortune little lady
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More osaka cutes pls
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>>744917276
There just dubs anon nothing special
>your fortune says you will develop a 50's persona in the near future
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>>744917732
No problem
>your fortune says expect ugliness to fill your mind after the death of this thread
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>>744918059
Not if I steal osaka
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>>744918390
Goyim you have to let me die a peaceful death so I don't steal your shekels and shove parasites up your ass
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>>744910300
Hi Osaka!
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>>744917079
Oh no worries, I've lived in the mountains all my life, I'm used to being snowed in with the power off and junk
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>>744910300
sure, why not.
checked.
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>>744917079
Discord me my dude
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>>744919117
Hi Robbie have you fucked Stephanie yet?
>your fortune says you will not be number one
>>744919305
Does it get boring at times?
>>744919314
>your fortune says use a condom no questions just do it
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>>744919411
Osaka of fortunes#0441
I want your lewds ok
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>>744919460
condom it is then. thanks!
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>>744918816
Very cute
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>>744910300
I patiently await
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>>744920279
Stay safe now
>>744920292
Im not cute just silly!
>>744920439
You have waited long enough
>your fortune says a coma won't stop you in your wait for the one truth
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Does anyone else wants there fortunes or am I done?
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>>744921724
Give meh my fortune
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>>744921724
give it to me baby
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>>744922016
I one 1
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>>744919460
Nah, but I've never actually experienced boredom before either though so
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>>744921827
Sure
>your fortune says learn to not give a shit
>>744922016
>your fortune says die die die die die
>>744922541
I see then this I got one more question why Alice?
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>>744922888
Cute trips checked
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Well night everyone im out of fortunes I wish you all a wonderful day
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>>744923736
Have a good day. Thanks for the shitty fortunes.
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