Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist here, I work with crazy

>>744902968
Do you work with substance abuse councilors? What certs have you gotten?

theoretically speaking, if i had a friend who became sexually excited at the thought of committing suicide, and used a loaded gun pointed to his head in order to jack off, how would i as his friend who does not live physically near him rehabilitate him of this behavioral problem?

why do i fantasize about terrible things happening to me?

>>744903047
Some of my clients are alcoholics but currently none of them do any drugs harder than marijuana.

what is your worst experience?

>>744903154

Tell him to pull the trigger when he nuts

>>744903154
Try to reach out to his family if they live close by. Embarrassing as it is one moment of embarrassment can keep them from an eternity of death after jerking off with a twitchy, finger muscle spasm.

>>744903275
Has your place gotten raided by the feds? I worked as a substance abuse councilor and my boss pretty much ghost wrote about 200 clients that we didn't have. Feds raided our facility and close it down
>forged all our signatures
>paid clients in cigarettes to bring in more clients
Anything similar?

>>744903420
what if they're scum and can't be relied on

>>744903248
Maybe you subconsciously want to end your life without the responsibility or spiritual consequences of doing it yourself. Life is long and tough as fuck so it wouldn't be surprising.

>>744902968
How anonymous are you

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>>744902968
I have a feeling everyone is crazy and adults are just children in bigger bodies. I have a feeling nobody really knows whats going on and they just pretend like they are in charge when in reality they are scared children. Am I right?

>>744903677
Nope. Also dubs so maybe you are but dunno.

>>744903336
Easily going into a clients apartment and finding shit everywhere, human shit, from a morbidly obese fat guy. Or having to pick up a client who was walking downtown with an underwear full of shit after walking in the hot sun for an hour. It got so bad local businesses called us to come and get him because of the smell.

>>744902968
My childhood wasn't very great and my emotions are very shallow as a result of that. Is there any way I can reverse it without drugs, or am I stuck with a constant feeling of apathy?

>>744903567
Unless there's someone local who can reach out and cares enough to have a talk with him, he's kinda fucked. Sorry bro.

>>744903047
And on the certification subject, I've got training in HIPAA, CPR, Conflict Resolution, Therapeutic holds, Emotional anylyzing, and CPS and APS mandated reporting.

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have you ever seen any poo poo wall art

>>744903664
You don't have my name or employer name. I think I'm pretty anon right now. The most you can make out is that I have a red checkered shirt and I'm white.

>>744903928
oh that isn't helpful i guess.
well lets hypothesized that this person is still alive and hasn't done any of this for 3 months now. if he continues not doing it will his sexual excitement for it fade away as well? i'm scared of a future relapse although he's gone 3 months without suicidal behavior of any kind that he's told me of. i can kind of talk to him okay until he started having this weird sexual kink about it.

>>744902968
Is seeing things(like solid shadows of people, animals and beasts) that aren't there normal? Sometimes I think I hear people talking outside too, but I never see anyone.

>>744903677
You're not too far off. Just add the ability to buy alcohol, have the states confidence that you can live independently (Which really, some of them can't.) and receive money from the government.

>>744903852
Don't focus on your childhood, that part is over and can never be remedied. Set a realistic goal for yourself and work towards it.

>>744904175
Not "Art" but poo poo, definitely.

>>744902968
You could literally be anything with the BRS. How do we know you're not a bowel relapse sampler?

>>744904226
You're not too far off, I have clients who hear voices and when they become ill some will say they're the king of New Zealand, have killed people in gods name, and will swear they lived thousands of years ago.

>>744904181
Should've been more specific how anon are you to ur clients

>>744904183
I guess try and introduce him to a healthier fetish? Fetishes themselves aren't healthy but the lesser of two evils is better then nothing. It sounds like this person doesn't know any moral boundaries, introduce him to zoophilia or incest. Something real wrong.

>>744902968
What is the most fucked up thing you've experienced?
The one memory that you fight off as soon as it starts edging into your mind?

>>744902968
Based on that shirt I assume you're a patient who murdered the real employee, cut off their face, took a picture wearing the face like a mask, and glued it over their ID.

>>744904544
>bowel relapse sampler

You tried, that's adorable. <3

>>744902968
Are reocurring nightmares or night terrors, associated with soon becoming mentally unstable?

>>744904816
Assume what you want, expressing your feelings and opinions is healthy and therefore encouraged.

>>744904612
But I'm okay right? I've been like this for about 10 years now and my father was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia when he was around my age. Do you think it's going to get worse?
Also, is there something I can do about it without going to a psychiatrist if something needs to be done?

>>744904754
the suicidal behavior came first and the sexual excitement for it came later. it didn't start as a sexual thing. it just turned into one. i guess that's what concerns me. what started as a really unhealthy habitual coping mechanism turned into something truly terrifying.

>>744902968
Ever fuck any of your patients?

>>744904816
That is the fakest looking ID badge though

>>744904924
Depends on how you obtained your mental health issue. Some clients have night terrors, others simply don't remember their old life before acquiring their issue. Kinda terrifying losing the very core of what you were due to an accident. I have a client that used to be a cheerleader, before a car accident dimmed the lights in their head to the point to where they can't remember who they were at one time.

>>744905014
I seriously doubt those voices will just mute someday without medical treatment. Just try to tune them out with music or a hobby. Preoccupy your mind if you can't be medicated.

Any pic of your patients? Crazy bitches pref

>>744905031
Hell no, but I've heard of clients who were talked into accusing staff of rape in order to get a settlement check. A woman once accused a staff member in my office of molesting her and raping her at a local burger king parking lot. Once our fleet manager looked up the GPS of the van he was driving and saw that he never went to BK in the van the charges and investigation was dropped and he is still working with us to this day. What's fucked up is the client who accused him became upset when he was no longer assigned to her case and asked why she was taken off of his caseload.

>>744902968
green text of sexual fetishes

>>744905053
It's been in my pocket a lot. I don't like the lanyard they gave and I don't have anything to clip it to on my shirt.

>>744902968
How do I deal with anxiety and paranoia?

>>744905198
Thanks, I'll try that. The voices aren't too bad. I don't want to get on medication because I saw everything my dad had to go through with doctors, and nuthouses, getting his medication adjusted. He had a heart attack when he was 33 which I blame on the meds. Plus, I really don't want a diagnoses tied to me.

>>744905258
Hah no. That'd breach HIPAA and I'm not getting fined 25,000 dollars just for bro points.

>>744905569
Yeah, getting a diagnosis pretty much black balls you from jopbs that aren't lawn care or something easy and remedial.

>>744905537
Discover the source of your anxiety, which may handle your paranoia issue. Or get medication.

>>744905754
Source is fear of disappointment and social anxiety

>>744905451
>Sometimes get bored at work
Have my own laptop, internet connection, and 40 in flat screen in my office.
>Get baked and jerk off when I'm done with home visits or doctors appointment runs.
Once had a redhead in my office and nailed her on the med table.

>>744902968
Are you one of the crazy people?

>>744905936
I've got Aspergers, but I'm the one driving the van. XD

>>744905090
Thats fucking awful, how do they manage going about their day like that? Im no loony person but ive had a couple nightmares recently and im trying to understand what thats about. Thanks for the rspons

>>744905833
Who are you afraid of disappointing? Unless you set an unreachable goal for yourself nobody should be worth chipping away at your mental health for. Not parents, not friends, not romantic interests. If they care for you, you can never disappoint them. Unless you like, constantly rob them or have a hard drug addiction. Or something.

>>744906371
They are old adults, living next door to their parents who check on them daily. From the outside it's very sad knowing that the parents have a child who will remain a child for the rest of their lives after having so much promise as a normal, mentally put together teenager. But I can't talk about the parents point of view personally.

>>744906371
Oh and the client manages by because us staff transport her to her appointments, helps her with shopping, and takes her to group therapy twice a week.

>>744907490
>To get by

Damn, I hate fucking up like that.

>>744906585
>>744907490
Thats good to know, im sure this service isnt cheap though.


Whats your main goal when dealing with these patients? Are you there to console them or are there actual "treatments" to help them overcome these challenges?


As far as yourself, what made you decide to enter the field? (If this wasnt askes already)


Excuse my late replies Im on mobile as im not home right now but i really do appreciate your responses

>>744905430
And she faced no legal repercussions? Are you kidding me?

Jesus, being a woman literally is playing easy mode.

>>744902968
ever fucked a crazy bitch???

>>744903491
OP? Im curious about this anon, want to explain this shit in detail? So the manager faked clients to recieve state funding...im assuming?

>>744907874
Answer me
>>744904768

>>744907874
To answer our goals, rehabilitation. We strive to get them to a point to where they can afford to live on their own, have employment, and basically just live a normal life. We've had success but there's some clients that just strive to exist. They'll soil themselves, get fat, eat junkfood and drink pop until they have to have their feet cut off. Basically they exist and that's it. But I do have a couple clients on my caseload who are employed, live alone, and have fulfilling lives. We aim to help these clients no longer need us. And I got into the field because my brother told me about my employer and I needed money. It's a plus that what we do actually matter in peoples lives.

>>744902968
Can you fix the cucks and libtards who come here post nigger stuff?

>>744908022
Not op but duh nigga where the fuck have you been? Have you not figured this out with all those fucked up custody cases men lose in?

>>744902968
Have you dealt with chronic masturbators?

>>744908022
NONE whatsoever. Because she has mental health issues. If you can prove something upstairs isn't working right you can do basically anything. We get calls from the police talking about clients who've robbed, and fought and because the state knows they've got mental health problems the police basically wags their fingers at our clients before sending them back to us.

Do you enjoy your job?

>>744908277
One is actually on my caseload. He gets turned on by motorcycle engines and anything in green shorts.

>>744908409
Honestly? I really do. Even if I have to get up at 6:00am and get off at 9:00pm

>>744908122
Is this directed to me or the op?
>>744908175
Right I guess that obviously makes sense of what you do. For some reason I thought it was more than just rehabilitation. Thats just fucking awful...its like being a neet with no sense in mind of where you are

Whats the worst case youve handle that just couldnt be helped...if you can discuss this

>>744902968
How do I get through to my boyfriend that my agoraphobia is real and i'm suffering badly from a mental breakdown?

Whenever I try to talk to him about it he tells me to go to the doctor.

>>744908554
Sorry, fucked up lol

>>744908707
No prob man, i knew it wasnt because im too stupid to understand what your question is haha

>>744908554
I can discuss anything as long as I don't use names. The worst case I've handled, huh? Well, if you want to talk about hopeless cases the worst would be a client named DW. He would constantly let hookers and drug users into his apartment and lie about it to my face. I would show him video and pictures of it happening and he'd get silent and scowl at his feet before telling me that he can do what he wants.

>Karma in 3
>2
>1

Eventually this client got into an argument with said drug users and they proceeded to kick the mustard out of him, they tossed his medication (That they couldn't get high off of like Insulin) into his oven and melted/burnt them. They then cut all of the plugs off of his electronics and they took any cash he had.

>>744908700
If he doesn't believe you, he will never believe you. This is what we like to call "a lost cause".

>>744909106
He just stares at me blankly when i try to explain. I guess you are right.

>>744902968
What is it like being a janitor?