ITT: WE ALL HAVE SECRETS Post yours below!

>>744891815

I had a very violent and criminal past.

As I was fucking my girlfriend yesterday, I was thinking of my cousins girlfriend only. My gf came so hard that she told me she wants me to "do this more".

I'm stressed out and on the verge of becoming mentally ill because I'm worried that the woman I fucked abroad a couple of months ago got pregnant. I have no way of checking.

>>744891905
You still do. Tell us more?

I am actually lesbian.

>>744892110
Dw mate, you'll find yourself next to your grown up son so fast. Oh yea that bitch will ask for your money for sure.
Next time, use protection

>>744891815
I don't think Morrissey is an asshole.
I don't take my psych meds anymore since my mental health agency is unreliable.
I ghosted on a faggot that uses this website.
I have seeds containing Bufotenin in my safe.
I waste most of the rice I make.
I'm going to stay on SSI for as long as I can because I really don't do well in school or work.
I'm clearly able bodied and I have a disabled half fare bus pass.
I go on this website every friday and saturday night.
Blue boards>Red Boards

I've spent around 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

I have a 3 inch dick and I'm circumcised.

I cheated my way to an A in multiple uni classes.

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction. A uni class is going to read one in a few days.

A few nights ago I had a dream I was about to have sex with a girl I like from one of my classes. I fled the room because I thought she would laugh at my small penis.

>>744891815
I am totally poor. Have no money for renting an apartment, yet I lie to my mother that everything is okay. She is proud of me, that I live alone and I take care of myself. If only she knew the truth....

>>744892117
Lesbian here too

>>744892243
I did use protection but the condom broke (noticed afterwards).

The mother lives on a different continent. It's not the money I'm worried about, it's the thought of having fathered a child with someone I don't even know.

If I somehow make it out of this mess childless I will for sure get myself snipped or get vasalgel.

>>744892591
Beta fag detected

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>>744891815
I killed a man

>>744892662
get a job. stop being lazy and try harder

>>744891815
I just took 100ug of acid

I (a guy) have more pairs of high heels than my sister.

>>744892915
Fucking liar

>>744891815
Pretty sure at this point that I'm bi

>>744892981
Wanna hear?

>>744891815
I fucked op's mom

was always cumming on my exgirlfriends pussy while she was asleep, she never woke up.

>>744893134
Wow impressive, how long did OP watch for?

>>744893134
me too!

>>744891815
I hate my grandma, she is real bitch. Lucky for me i work in hospital so i have acces to various meds. Im popping pills for quicker heart rate to her food and often i pop some downers to her coffee cause i hate when she talks. Im slowly killing her.

>>744893245
that guy is OP's dad

Fapped in my office once had a huge urge, a co worker came to ask me for something after I opened the door and I was done, she said hmm smells good in here what did you have, I said a salad, it was the smell of my cock in the air lol

>>744892915
Story?

I sometimes wonder what it would be like having a girlfriend now that I've lived on my own for a while,

but whenever there's an actual chance of having one I realise that even though I'm missing out on a lot, I also don't have all the hassle people in my surroundings do have.

It's like I feel like having a girlfriend would be a great addition to the life I already have..but deep down I know it won't just be an addition if that makes any sense.

I desperately want to fuck my gfs sister. Even tricked her into giving me nudes via a fake Snapchat. Her tits are glorious. And I just want to rail her after fucking her tits. Cum on her face and repeat.

>>744891815
My older brothers best friend molested me. It has made me hyper sexual ever since.

My older brother is a rapist. I read his diary. He raped my friend. I am conflicted about many things now.

>>744893730
Bro I feel you. I want my wife's sister so bad.

>>744893730
Why don't you bring up threesome to your gf? It needs years, but after, she might agree to another woman. I did the same. If you need info how, I help you. My gf was a really conservative girl, but I managed it to have a second woman.

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I fucked a pokemon> Also got her nudes

Been fucking my distant cousin for a while now. She lives a few minutes away from me, so I'm regularly in her house when it's just the two of us. Best thing is that we have the same friends so there's a lot of subtle risky touches between me and her when we're all out

>>744892117
>>744892775
Why wont you open up, being gay isnt that taboo anymore, especialy lesbian?

I read these threads but I never contribute.

>>744893730
Post tits

I have a piss fetish. My BF is really vanilla.

>>744894247
fem or fag?

>>744894215
Gays need to be gassed

>>744893326
Its a distinctive smell, she knew exactly what the smell was. You fucked up anon, either too beta or slow to make a move

>>744894247
ditto

I get good handjobs and blowjobs from my friend whenever she visits. She has a boyfriend, but I'm obviously not gonna say anything and she won't so it's all good.

>>744893840
greentext that shit

>>744886920
>>744886920

Trying to get this frog into space tonight

>>744894306
Fem.

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>>744894968

My step sister caught me jacking it to some old Myspace pics of hers when she was younger. A few years later she felt me up when she thought i was drunk.

She is a bit of a whale now, but damn she was hot once.

My first time having sex was in a gay orgy during middle school while watching hentai. each one of us did a round as "the girl."

I'm badly in love with a coworker of mine.
She doesn't know how I feel. She has a boyfriend and a child.
I don't even know her a lot, I only know I can't live without her magnificient eyes or hearing her voice and delicate laughter, at the moment.
I'm just out of a 3 years relationship and didn't expect that. This makes me extremely sad, I don't enjoy week ends anymore, every time I just can't wait to go back to work in order to be next to her.
I won't intend anything that would break her couple anyway.

>>744894316
haha na besides bitch is crazy even if she did want to f around I would not risk my job for her

>>744893972
We've had a threesome. My GF was bi. It wasn't the best experience. I was a bit too drunk and it ended abruptly cause of the other chick. Would love to have another one. Cause having 2 blow you is awesome. Just can't find that unicorn or remotivate the GF into it.

>>744894247
haha this.. I had some girls as me to do some crazy as things all I say k let me get a few drinks in I am game

>>744893925
Dat struggle.

I have been married for over a year and in that time have fallen madly in love with one of our friends, and if she returned my feelings I might leave my current wife for her.

I knew the faggot in this poll when i was in college...

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1871636x52ea498e-51

Vote on him guys! He's a loser!

>>744893698
im not virgin im 20 but i never had a girlfriend and i had a opportunity of having one twice but i fucked up badly, today i live in my home alone studying and working, i live with a pair of dogs i just wish i had a GF so i would feel less lonely :( i lack social skills too and i have no idea where to find a decent girl where i live theres only fuckign whores

>>744894246
Sadly I went all betafag and felt guilty so I deleted them. Would be nice to have them for rapping though. Regret deleting them a lot lol

>>744891815
Me and my bestfriend (a girl) used to fuck all the time. We dont fuck anymore bc she has a bf now. Anyway, she still sleeps naked when i stay the night at her home. I kinda feel bad for her bf

I make a pretty convincing trap and go to malls to flirt with boys. Only a handful guessed I was a guy and only because they were suspicious of a girl coming onto them out of the blue. I live in hyper conservative Texas. Nobody knows I do this and if I were found out I'd be kicked out of the family and fired from my job.

>>744891815
Life is hell to me and I can't kill myself for fear of hurting my mom and my autistic sister

my bathroom door has a crack in the wood and I masturbate to my female friends while they are on my toilet.

>>744895412
LoooL damn! Do you know the story behind those pictures?

>>744895354
Even when drunk he's still pretty vanilla. Sucks.

>>744892591
Waiting to hear about you in the news beta. When are you going to mass murder and kys?

>>744895563
She hot? I wouldnt manage to sleep with a naked girl on my side without wanting to fuck her

>>744895341
I bought my gf a vibrator. I told her she can only use it when there is another girl around. We have threesomes every week. Always with the same girl, but hell it is great to fuck two woman at once.

>>744891815
my stepmom does porn and I watch it

>>744891815
I orgasmed for my rapist

A girl i used to fuck basically fucked my life up. I send her of her giving a bj. I nutted in her mouth. Also i spreaded all her nudes

>>744895889
Name?

>>744895882
Haha I got her a real nice vib too. No rules. Just hope she uses it whenever cause masturbating boosts a woman's libido. But still finding the other woman is hard. My GF is hot don't get me wrong. But I still find it hard to find another chick that we wouldn't be worried about getting a disease from. Any advice?

I frequently masturbate to women whom I find attractive performing sexual activities on the internet.

>>744896080
I send her dad the video*

I dress like girl for guys online

>>744891815
>In military, wife left me, working 100+ hours a week, cunt ex is draining my money cause she knows I cant get a divorce till Nov. and legally I owe her 1/3 of my pay.

I drink every single night to black out. I sleep about 2 and a half hours a day. The only thing keeping me slightly sane is the gym. Currently I'm drinking a fifth of vodka a night. No one knows how much I've fallen off the rails, and I'm scared to get help.

>>744895265
lol details?

>>744891815
When i was like 13 i had a porn blog and used to masturbate on skype for pedos. I used to do shows for this german couple. Bitch was like 50 but hot as fuck

>>744895824
for me is the oppsite horny x 10

>>744895601
That's fucking dangerous. You could get stabbed doing that. How far have you gone?

i stole a way too young girls dirty underwear and smelled it relentlessly for weeks before finally caving in and blowing a huge load in it

I have strong feelings for my good friend's ex-gf. We hooked up twice a couple years ago, but nothing ever came of it. They still see each other (i.e. fuck) regularly even though he dumped her years ago. I get along extremely well with this girl and she is one of the only girls I know who is "chill" about basically everything. She's so much fucking fun to chill with and talk to. We still talk every day and I have extremely mixed emotions about everything. I want to tell her how I feel. I want to tell her that her ex (my friend) just uses her for sex and talks shit about her behind her back. I want to tell her how the day he dumped her he said to us all how he did it "because its college and I need to fuck a bunch of girls while I can." I want to tell her all the nasty things he's done and what he says about her. On the other hand, this kid is my fucking boy. We have been though some shit together and he has almost always looked out for me in times of need. Done about as much as he can for someone who isn't my "best friend." Had LOTS of good times together. I don't want to ruin that friendship. Me confronting her about what he does would lead to him finding out we messed around, which would lead to me likely losing a friend and this girl. So I'm stuck in limbo, feeling how I feel, but knowing expressing those feelings will make everything worse.
There's a fucking secret for you.

> I'm turned on by having sex in water and have had lots of awesome times in it
> My cousin stood on me while I was underwater in her pool & the rubbing on the bottom of the pool gave me diamonds. I had to wait in the pool for 15 mins until the blood left my engorged cock.
> As a 13 yr old I would swim in the public pool & once when I was underwater with goggles on I saw an older chick from school have her bikini bottoms pulled aside while she was getting fingered by a young boy. I saw her mildly bushy pussy & vagina. I think she saw and a short while later she exposed her tits to me as I swam underwater by her
> I fucked my exgirlfriend in the ocean while she was wrapped around me. We were just inches away from families & kids playing on a lovely summer day. I blew so deep in her it hurt
> I fucked same girlfriend in my pool while she was wrapped around me. Her younger brother & his girlfriend was in the pool right next to us.
> I had another girlfriend give me a handjob in an outdoor hotel jacuzzi in asia while hotel guests sat just feet away from us & spoke to us about their touristy shit
> At a friends party a few mates got wasted while smoking bongs & drinking in a jacuzzi. Mates girlfriend got in & she was very drunk. Underwater she secretly started rubbing my cock, so I reciprocated & slid her panties aside and hidden beneath the bubbles I started to push my fingers inside her hairy pussy. When no-one was looking she would turn to face me & the expression on her face was truly ecstatic. I blew my load into the bubbles
> I did acid with a chick I used to sell weed to. She was a hooker and after a few hours of doing trippy shit we went to an awesome penthouse flat that some chick she worked with was borrowing from a rich client. After a few bongs, she undressed me, then stripped herself & she led me by the hand to an awesome jacuzzi / pool on her rooftop. We spent most of the nght ripping bowls, drinking wine and playing with each other. She had the best tits.

>>744891815
I fucked my classmate's girl. He doesn't know and we're still good friends. I'm a femanon.

>>744895882
This. If anyone wants to have threesome with their girlfriend, this is the advice to take. Buy your girlfriend a vibrator, and treat her with that. She'll get addicted to that toy. Then propose her the threesome. Just propose it, don't force it. I remember when I told my gf that if she wants a threesome, just tell me. She was really confused, but it turned her on, since using the vibrator was double pleasure.
I talked about it sometimes, that she could bring anyone.
After a year while having a wild sex, she moaned me that she decided to take the offer for the threesome.
She proposed a second guy. Fuck this I thought. But I have let her. We fucked her for some months weekly with another guy. She then asked me if I'd like to have a second woman in exchange. Hell yes! After this, she became so obsessed of licking the puss of my friend that she even stopped asking for mmf threesome. We have been happily together for 7 years now.

>>744896343
He gets horny, we have a pretty active sex life. But I like it rough and degrading and he's just too much of a caring guy.

>>744896198
Get help you pussy

>>744896111
Bring your friends. I mean it. Best friend of gf, maybe your friend, anyone who you have been knowing for years. That threesome is not only pleasurable, but fun too!

>>744896260
Exactly what it sounds like. I laid on my back and they went to town on me. Dicks everywhere. blowjobs handjobs footjobs. Then we rotated til everyone had a turn as the girl.

>>744896305
Yeah man same here. I would jerk off for pedos and strip for them on skype. I would let some people watch me shower too

Moved in with my bro and his family because going trough ruff times, I was around 20-21, bro has a huge fight with the wife leaves for months, begin getting f up idea in my head, its summer come home drunk one nigh creep in to sister in laws side of the house door open holy f peek shes f down to panties and braw, heavy sleeper jack off to her cum in my hand and get the f out of there never try to f her thank god, did it like 2-3 times

>>744891815
Borderline personality disorder/PTSD fag here. Spent years institutionalized against my will then was a criminal for awhile. Wrote a book about it, giving the manuscript to prominent book distributor in next few days and rolling the dice on my life

>>744896027
Ditto

>>744891815
I fucked my Aunt

>>744896722
Gotten help several times before for other issues. Very strong chance I'll get Admin Separated if I go to rehab. Plus The only true fix to all this shit would be to get transferred commands. Which will never happen. I'll probably wait till I'm too poor to eat then go get help.

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>>744896975
Greentext.

>>744896918
knew a chick in high school got gang banged in a van, she was the biggest slut you ever seen really f her up, my friends would invite me to f sessions she wanted in the local public parks restroom like 4-5 bros would join could never get enough cock that one..

When i was in 9th grade me and 2 friends fucked our spanish teacher in her house. She left her job 1 week later.

>>744894247
Me too. My wife let me do it once in the shower to her but she gagged and she won't do it anymore. I learnt that I loved it when I used to do it to this amazing chick I once fucked a few times. I met her in some dank club. I miss it som much, I'm thinking of hitting Craiglist for someone.

>>744896975
almost f my aunt once i was way too young too catch the signals she as horny as f but was afraid of crossing the line if she would have put her hand down my shorts i would have gone for it

>>744896975
tell the story , no bullshit.

>>744896722
Honestly I just need to go home.. Haven't had some real time off or seen my friends and family since before deployment, about a year and a half ago

>>744897084
i dont get what that's supposed to mean

I fucked a cousin of mine. We didnt knew we were cousins. When i told my dad he laughed his ass off

>>744891815
Just bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart. I ate that whole fuckin bird on the way home and was happy I didn't have to share it with anybody. When I got home I took a huge dump that came out in the shape of an exclamation mark, even with the little period on the end of it! I called my mom to come look at it but she said she didn't want to. Now I'm going to take a nap and have sweet dreams. Later, /b/.

>>744896378
Don't bother man. The fantasy in your head is that you will be better for her. If she wanted you, she would of given you a hint but she is happy where she is right now in her life which is no strings attached sex with an ex bf that knows what she wants in bed and is comfortable with naked.

Go out and travel for a bit. Visit some countries in Europe, stay at a hostel, join a free walking tour and make friends. Do the pub crawl that night organised by the same people and you will get laid. You might meet someone else special. Don't hang yourself up with something that is built up on what if.

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>>744896027
>>744896918

They say >50% do. Greentext.

>>744896198
1) Stop paying her immediately,
2) Ask for transfer and don;t tell her where you are going.
3) Enjoy your new richer free life.

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for the past year i have been living a seriously fucked up double life

>2 years ago
>started hormones in secret after high school
>didn't tell fam or friends
>year passed on hormones
>looked like a girl
>hid body under baggy clothes and my long hair in a beanie
>decided that year to follow though with transition stuff like name change, birth certificate change and education history change
>accomplished all in 2 months by myself
>fully legally female and even have new drivers license with new name and it says female on it
>family still doesn't know about me
>decided to try going out full time as a girl when outside the house
>snuk out every night done up in makeup and dresses and heels and went to parties and walked the city and went to the mall and had fun and stuff
>eventually got a bf and became his butt slut
>we have a pretty serious thing now and want to move in together
>he doesn't know I still live part time as a guy
>my job and fam doesn't know I live part time as a girl

life sucks

>>744892591
I had the same fear, being laugh at my small penis. Men like us have to be fairly creative in sex, but believe me, once you get confident and creative, they won't care. Or just jerk a lot, I'd buy one of those japanese realistic dolls, but I wouldn't know where to hide that shit

>>744897408
See
>>744897051

http://kibuilder.com/UVE

>>744897428
one of my best friends in high school had a baby dick, the bros helped him gang bang his chick in his garage shit was fun as fuck never forget that....good times good times

>>744897214
Similar story, ex got me into it and now I kinda miss being a cumdump urinal.

Craigslist is an idea I guess, but I really don't wanna cheat.

>>744897227
seriously, they sold there house and needed a place to stay, my Fam has a large house so they stayed here. we have a guest house on the property so they lived there, come home from college. My uncle cant satisfy her (Also shes a Slut cause my mom went to highschool with her and told stories of her whoreish ways, one night one thing lead to another and bam fucked her for like 2 months till they moved out into there new home

>>744897497
>http://kibuilder.com/UVE
Sorry dude.

Maybe just get up and leave it all. Walk the fuck out and go to Mexico.

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>>744891815
I've got a rape fetish. It's all that gets me off. So I go to survivor meetings and 'just listen' because I'm to embarrassed to share. Then I go home and jack off to the stories. Sometimes I record them telling the stories. Extra hot if they get really mad or cry. (Would never rape though. Just not that much of an A-hole.)

>>744896305
>13
>pedo
huh?

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>>744891815
In my early-20s, I fucked over 2 dozen female prostitutes, 2 crossdressers, and about 10 men while I was living in South Korea. Now, at age 28, I'm generally disillusioned with sex, and don't even want to touch another human being.

>>744897731
I've literally considered it. I'm poor as fuck but have a duffel with 2 grand in it and clothes ready to go.

>>744897092
Kinda ashamed how much of a turn on that is.

>>744897427
>no responses
almost like you fools can't read

>>744891815
When I was about 8, a teenager up the street used to get me to come into the bathroom with him and I'd jerk him off with baby oil. I had no clue what I was doing, only that he liked it. The bathroom was also a laundry room, and he'd come all over the front of the washer that was across from the toilet. I had no clue what was coming out of him, but he liked it. He tried to get me to suck it, but I wouldn't, I'd only jerk it with baby oil.

>>744897316
Please share the story with more detail.

>>744897629
yea meet a half german half mexican chick dated her because I had a feeling and kind of knew she was a freak, on time we where drinking at a friends garage party wined down, hinted my bros that i needed my space, left, we starting going at it out of no where I will never forget this she asked if she could eat my ass out i was like wtf and being buzzed and horny f it went with it just did't kiss her in the mouth after

tldr i used my landlord's panties to masturbate and never got caught

My best friend caught me masturbating to her dirty panties. She didnt said a word. That day i tought she would stop talking to me. But the next everything was just cool

>>744897427
Move out with him and start a new life. You can try telling your family but be prepared financially to move out temporarily should they disown you. Lying takes its toll on you mentally and it's draining.

You live once so follow your happiness but prepare for the consequences of people's reactions. Wallow in your current situation and it will have a negative effect on your health.

>>744896732
She doesn't have any single female friends and I don't have any female friends anymore lol. We've been in a relationship for about 7 years now. The threesome we had was ~3 years ago

>>744897932
I had my ass ate last month for my very first time. Shit is cash

I'm a liar, yeah I'm a liar. I'll tear your mind out, I'll burn your soul. I'll turn you into me, I'll turn you into me. Cause I'm a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar

>>744897629
No the day to day sex is boring the shit out of me. I just need that extra edge as it gets my blood flowing. That chick I knew would stretch out and get me to walk along and run a piss trail from her pussy to her face. Watching those last drops fall onto her was so intense. She said she loved how warm it was. She said the body temperature of my piss matched hers so perfectly it was like she couldn;t even feel it. I;m getting hard thinking about it. I sometimes watch people do it on Chaturbate.

>>744896636
he just doesnt know how you like it, tried showing him ?

>>744897686
how was it? the sex and the mentality of it. cause that shit would fuck me up mentally man i wouldnt be able to get through that in my drunkest, horniest self, no offence.

>>744897853
why disillusioned? same here had so many women p and not paid, experimented, did some really over the border f up shit, love sex just more cautious now and thankful I did not catch anything f up

>>744898007
yeah living like 2 people is fucking killing my soul, I just wanna die sometimes. I wish I had enough money to leave the state and go start a fresh life as a girl

I have like 24 used panties from my best friend. I still have the first one from when we were 14. A hello kitty one lol we are 24 now

>>744898086
Man I got horny reading that

>>744897877
Dubz says it should seriously be considered man. Nothing is more important than your mental health. Without your head right, your headed for wrong.

>>744896349
Most the time it's just casual flirting and I'll a number here and there, but once I ended up going home with a guy. We were making out on his couch and he was feeling me up. We were getting pretty into it when he felt between my legs and realized I had a cock. He had this shocked look on his face for a minute and was kind of speechless but to my surprise, grabbed me by the back of my head and kept kissing me. I was super worried for a sec but it seemed like he was into it. He started taking my shirt off and he took his pants off. I got on too of him and kept kissing. All of the sudden we could hear someone unlocking his front door and he said "oh shit, my dad, fuck, fuck". His dad opens the door, get on the floor, everybody wall the dinosaur.

My secret is that I like to impersonate people on /b/ by replying to posts that are asking someone else a question.

>>744897887
yea it was a f up situation but she loved the cock I am also hyper sexual so when we where alone some crazy shit went down as well

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>>744898172
Because at this point, I see sex for what it is: just a thing two or more people do to achieve orgasm. After that, there's really nothing left; no fireworks, and relationships themselves are empty of any real, objective meaning. Same goes for the delusions of 'love and affection.'

>>744897950
daum this i think my friends sister caught me too, and I am sure it turned her on

>>744898072
right daum it was f nice but I knew that was not the women for me in the long run, turned out of course she was a huge slut lived for the cock

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>>744897380
Done all those thing not even joking lol. And honestly I've had other sexual experiences and other "crushes" and "feelings" on and for other girls. And every time those end I want her. I want her so fucking bad. I want her to be my sexy nurse wife who I can come home to and be happy at the end of every day. Whatever. This pic describes how I feel. Whatever.

>>744898086
Being pissed on is hot, but I love swallowing it. I love sucking a guy until he cums, then just leaving his dick in my mouth until he needs to go. Then maybe getting him hard again for round 2.

>>744898122
Yeah, he's just not into it. I've managed to get him to spank me during sex and that's about as far as I think he'll go.

>>744896378
Stop being a little beta faggot. Fucking wannabe snitch. If you think that gets you anything you're a moron. I fucking despise you for even entertaining the idea of snitching on your friend in some retarded play to get the girl. You sicken me.

>>744898263
Yeah I know what you're saying. Its not just that though, its the mutual thing. The look she would give me just before I'm about to start pissing and the relief I would get when I finally get to open up a fountain of fun.

She once had me empty myself and try to squirt as hard as I could into her asshole. I watched her asshole pucker open and shut like it was drinking. lol

Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I died in the tower collapse.

>>744898195
You need to be honest to your bf about your situation. He could help you with this. Not knowing how he feels about all of this is a piece of the puzzle you need to find out. You could lose him by not being truthful.

If he truly cares, he will listen to you but don't expect him to do what you want him to do. Lie and move in with him will eat you inside and that day will come when he does realise you were not completely honest with your family and he will question your honesty. Having him knowing everything and being on your side is the first step if you want to move out with him..

>>744898411
daum dude sorry to hear that, now a days i find a good connection with some one romance, passion and it makes the sex intense, also I still get turned on with one night stand fucking diamonds when I have a complete stranger put my hand down to fell her panties imagine what color they are and how she fucks and sucks love it

look on the outside like a tough guy who is always is a bit angry, i am fucking soft on the inside. One time a friend of mine was beaten up because he got to drunk and too loud. I got most of the guys away from him, but then i cried. Cried like a little baby, he never brought it up, i know he still remembers it.

i fear that i am to good and to soft for this harsh world.

>>744891815
I usually put porn as background music while I'm studying, sometimes I mix it with some "hands free orgasm" video from youtube, like binaural beats or some girl narrating a sex scene. When it comes to porn I prefer lesbian or asian girls humping something. I don't know why but it helps me concentrate

>>744898735
Did you grab your bag and leave?

>>744898817
meh I doubt he would feel betrayed if I never told him, now my dad finding out i had my penis removed would be another story

>>744898901
thiss...just stay close to the more better areas where there are no getto people, I live in a asian community sometimes their loud fight amongs each other but most of the time peaceful , stay away from clubs, bar at night avoid that drama shit you will live a peaceful life

>>744898734
Have you ever pissed on her feet? For some reason that drives me nuts

Fuck it, I'll contriboot.

>I found a fresh pair of panties in the restroom of a gas station (I was the 3rd shift attendant) and I removed them, still warm, and huffed them the rest of the night.

>I got my wife's sister to send me nudes. I left my wife, there was drama, but I guarantee if I showed up and her sisters door she'd let me rail her ass.

>I almost got my cousin to fuck me but she's a druggie whore and I didn't want to catch something Ajax couldn't wash off.

>When I don't get much sex, I troll CL looking for a cumdumpster, in desperation I even consider a trap/CD because I rationalize 'buttsecks is buttsecks' and fags like it, even though I've never gotten to that point yet.

>I fear /b/ has permanently altered my view of the world because I'm so jaded that nothing grosses me out anymore and I always know I'm the most fucked up person in the room no matter where I go.

>I really want to fuck half the women in my apartment complex because they always give me a knowing smile when they walk by but I don't have the balls to follow through.

>I tried to kill myself years ago and I've since had a kid but I still wonder if I missed out by not pulling the trigger back then.

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>>744898843
Sounds fun...meanwhile, I can't get anyone to even give me a second glance. Even my family has abandoned me at this point, and I have like 2-3 remaining 'friends' from high school out of the 300+ I started with 10 years ago.

>I have become the North Korea of my 'family'

>>744899283
holy f dude try to change it around dude

>>744899283
r u me m8?

>>744898541
There are a lot of factors I don't know in order to give you guidance and you know the consequences of losing your friend should you go down that path. It's OK to feel this way so don't dismiss your feelings with whatever. Don't wallow in your loneliness of not being with her. If you truly feel like this and you are OK with what could happen, do it. I would only suggest you speak to her informally on what stage she is in her life. Does she want a bf now? Does she want to stay single for a while etc. She may like you but isn't ready for that.

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>>744891815

A more current secret. I put on a sharp, whitty and happy personality when going about my day and dress well.
In reality im sleeping on a futon in my 10 year old brothers room, and the best part of my day was finally speaking to a girl ive been crushing on during my train commute. im 26

>>744891815
Most of my friends are snobbish, aloof and generally unapproachable, I'm grossly overweight, I smoke too much, life seems pointless and to cap it all of I live with a depressed mother and an autistic sister.

>>744899661
Fuck both of them.

I figured out my friends google password...used it to steal her nudes from "photos" and put them on a porn site.

Fucked a prostitute and stole the money I paid her, happened two times.

Helped a guy rob a house in Paris.

I was in a band. we used to play in festivals, college,high school festivals, we were kinda getting big. I fucked the guitar players ex girl, they kicked me out. Regretted it so bad at the time but after like two years they sold out so fucking hard it was funny following their bullshit online. The band split up, the singers going for a popstar kinda thing and got a song on youtoube with 3 million views and a proper record deal, huge sell out though, no regrets. I still make my music.

Bribed multiple custom officers to pull instruments I ordered from abroad through customs without paying any taxes. sometimes sold them, sometimes kept them. made good money for some time until they started payin actual attention with dash cams and xrays and all that.

Basically ruined a girls life by telling her boyfriend abroad the type of whoring she was doing, just because she didnt agree to to it with me. she got addicted to antidepressants and pills alike, tried to kill herself couple of times. Felt so bad at the time.

I regularly check the current info, place, school, workplace etc of the three kids that bullied the fuck out of me in middleschool. its been well over a decade now. Once I gather around some money I'll pay to have them properly fucked up, and I mean properly.

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>>744899434
I've been single since 2005, and even that relationship lasted 2 weeks. There is no redemption for me.

>>744899503
No, I'm me. No one would want to be me.

>>744896145
that's awesome

>>744897393
>be 17
>be underage drinking at a party, kind of buzzed but not wasted. Chatting to a guy alone.
>One thing leads to another and we're making out while he fingers me and I jerk him
>"i wanna fuck you"
>tell him i don't want to, this is good
>"you do i can tell"
>pushes me onto my stomach and climbs on top. I try and push him off but he's a lot heavier than me
>"come on" and his dick rubs against me
>tell him to stop but he pushes into me. It feels really good and I hate it.
>try and push him off but i'm just pushing him deeper into me
>can feel my orgasm building every time he thrusts into me.
>try and hide it and fail miserably, I orgasm hard as he's pouding and start crying in shame
>he finishes and says he knew I wanted it.

>>Actually read every post up until now

>>744891815
I lost my virginity to my brothers gf. I was 15, she 16 brother was 20 or something like that.

I met this girl in my Freshman year of highschool and after talking for a year I realized how similar we are be it our liking for the show How I Met Your Mother, That 70's Show or The Goldbergs to the fact we both love traveling and wanna live in NYC or a big city like that

Or the fact that we love a light rain and snuggling or just making out. She loves being photo'd and i love taking photos as well as editing them. She and I talk for hours upon hours every day and it's honestly the happiest i've been in years ever since my disabled little bro was born or my mom left me and my two bros and dad and soon kicked us out leaving us homeless for a month.

She's literally perfect in every sense and this isn't just a little crush, she is so nice and shy and it's just ridiculous how much we feel for each other and how perfect we'd be together but she has a boyfriend of nearly 3 years. It's hell because he'll be a straight up fuck for no reason and just make her feel like shit for no reason and he's older than me so i can't do shit and she just can't bear to lose him for some reason. Me and her have stayed up facetiming until 3 multiple times talking about our future wedding or where we'd live jokingly

Me and her have made out a few times and she often sends me nudes to make sure they're good and all.

I haven't told many people about how much we care for each other and never about the things we've done....i just need advice about this /b....

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I threw up on the bathroom floor of a very ritzy/affluent mall yesterday, after having eaten something I soon realized I shouldn't have. I didn't bother cleaning any of it up; I just put down some toilet seat covers and appropriated a 'wet floor' sign next to the mess. I then washed my hands and left quickly, despite inconveniencing everyone who was in and entering the bathroom. Security is probably looking for me; I probably can't go to that mall again until next year some time.

It was mildly embarrassing, but at least I made it to the bathroom. There was a lot, too.

>>744899219
One time while we were walking back drunk from a party I had to do a piss so I stopped in a park and was about to relieve myself on a tree. I apologised for being crass and she came over, leant against the tree in front of me, kicked her shoes off and lifted her skirt. She showed me her white panties and told me to piss on her feet. This was the first time we did it. I had been drinking all night and I think I pissed for about a minute it went for ages. Her toes were rubbing together. Shit was cash as she stood there her back covered in tree bark, her toes covered in my piss and dirt. Filthy night.

>>744899581
Is your brother hot?

>>744891815
I think /b/ made me a homosexual and I can't stop thinking about dicks :(

>>744900046
That's awesome. What shoes was she wearing?

One of my best friends touched me sexually without permission when I was in middle school, I've been sexually confused ever since. Don't really think I'm gay, but I like dressing up like a girl. Wut do

>>744900013
Dude. She's into you and hoping you can be the reason she leaves him. Sack up and talk to her. I guarantee shit will work out for you guys.

>>744900248
ur trans

>>744900292
O

>>744899907
Yep I'm working hard tonight. I hope you appreciate it.

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>>744900163
Do you enjoy this?

>>744900013
Life's too short to be stuck with a girl some guy is fucking while taking a break from fucking other girls. I've had a similar experience bro. Fuck em. Get your head out of that box you'll be more free.

>>744900439
Yeah but only when I'm horny

>>744900439
Nigger

>>744900296
Well on the upside she cheers varsity at my school and some games like last friday she cheered half the game and we hung out for the rest of the night and had a blast

we've agreed if by the time we graduate if we're both single we can pull our money together and rent an apartment because she wants to leave her place as bad as me.

Downside I can't talk to her anymore because my alcoholic father took my phone when he found my tree and bowl so the only happiness I have left in my life was taken when my phone was. Plus my Dad thinks the kids at my school influence me to smoke and is trying to have me transfer.

In case you're wondering how I'm talking rn is because im on my family MacBook Pro and told my dad i was working on a paper :(

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>>744900163
Same. I can't even finish to puss anymore.
>feet and dicks
>thanks, /b/

>>744900564
>>744900606
Ha, gay

>>744899581
still early bro have to think outside the box and turn it around, and living with family is not so bad keeps your mind healthy once alone that is when your mind starts to f up

>>744900046
They were black. Kind of like stilettos but a slightly bigger heel. Thin straps.

>>744891815
Ever since i was little ive had this best friend david, well best friend meaning that we talk to eachother more than we talk to anyone else, he was a super innocent bright nice kid, but since we first met I have slowly driven him to insanity or at least a state of depression and it started with this fucked up primal desire I had when i was 8 years old to make sure anyone i see with a life worse than mine should know that their life is worse than mine and I picked on him all the time and he always looked up to me but I pretty much always shut him down and didnt give a fuck about him, sometimes i stole stuff from his house and got him in trouble and tried to make sure he had a not fun and sad childhood, and once i reached middle school i realized how royally fucked up what I did to him was and I was no longer an asshole to him but at that point we didnt even talk to eachother much anymore and now his dad left him and his mom and him have a very awkward and sad relationship they never really talk to eachother and he's grown a love for guns and has become extremely antisocial and I honestly am expecting him to either shoot up his school or kill himself before he becomes 18 also im 2 years older than him.

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>>744900749

yeah im here because i put myself back to college and run out of funds half way. going through interviews right now, just want the privacy to date again, been 2 years

>>744900051

hes autistic and makes these really weird sounds with his mouth until early hours

>>744893698
same here, I feel like a strange feeling of concern or worry when I think about being in a relationship with that person I like. I think I feel like to having a girlfriend is more like an annoyance than a pleasure.

>>744900509
I'm an average height guy, maybe a 6-7/10 and i've pulled girls a year or two older than me and shit but i'm still a virgin due to me sharing a room with my bro in a paper thin wall room where i sleep on the top bunk.

My dad doesnt trust me enough to hang around wtih people cause i got caught with magic tree so i can't really do shit rn plus no car and my dad wont let me get my license

>>744891815
I've been unemployed in secret for like 3 years now. Every day I wake up at 8, leave the house at 9, sit in my car in a country road shitposting on /v/ and /b/ while playing my 3DS and Vita.

Girlfriend is unaware. I get EESA and Universal Credits from the guvment, about £800 a month.

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>>744900742
>>744900163
Literally the last thing i fapoed to
>thanks /b/

>>744900966
went trough the same thing, no car no fucking space to f privacy, and college was f me up, dropped out but kept my mind sharp tried everything i could to make money I always think differently then others and take chances if I fail i do not let it get to me, so now i made it finally not afraid of the future your still young start grinding to get to the top bro be careful with that college debt will make you a wage cuck

>>744901141
Why don't you get a job? No offense on your part but if you keep living this then she may eventually find out. If the 800 is for unemployment then get a higher paying job, if not get a simple and low maintenance one where you'll get an extra 800

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>>744901188
>oh look, the return of the Why-Boner
>and with a vengeance!

>>744901314
at least make the money grow take a chance in Bit Coin and the Alt Coins you can double your money in a few months.

>>744897574
What

>>744891815
>be me.
>Congrats, you now know my secrets.

>>744901141
800! lucky cunt, stuck on £250 a month and cant get disability payments since I am apparently well enough to work - Cant leave my bedroom without panic attacks and have muscle disease which stops me moving my arms above the height of my abs. Probably gonna end it by the end of the year.

>>744901238

man thanks for letting me hear that, its the same here. it kills me waking up to fold my bed back into a sofa and remain on it until i fold it into a bed again. but a job will come through i know it will. thankfully its a stem degree but i had to resit some shit, we'll see. im gonna ask that train girl out next monday.

I used to fuck my little sister until she was 21
Got her pregnant at 15, had a girl when she turned 16, her boyfriend took the fall for it.
Started fucking my niece/daughter when she was 10.
Good times were had by all...

fingered my childhood friend's toddler sister, she was maybe 4 and we were 11 or so. feel guilty about it and now, she clearly didn't like it. honestly didn't know what i was doing at the time, thought her asshole was on her front side

I was kinda responsible for a guys death like 8 years ago in January. My friends were drinking and I went to join them after work, but they got kicked out of the bar we frequent so we decided we'd just get a few beers at Tesco and take the party home. When got to Tesco a friend run in to another friend and he offered him a ride home, even though I was driving.

Because we all lived a town over we headed out one of the country roads to cut out the traffic, it was dark as fuck and then the guy in the back seat started arguing with my other friend, said he fucked his sister, etc, it turned violent, I swerved slightly and then got control of the car again so I pulled over. Dude was wasted so I told him to get out of the car, he refused and my friend pulled him out and tossed him down the layby ditch, he was swearing or something but seemed fine, we drove off.

Learned a few days later he was missing, found his body in a field about 4 miles where we dropped him in the middle of nowhere. Reckoned he froze then choked in his own vomit, his death is still unexplained to this day.

>Used to fuck a girl who said she had herpes.
>one day have a bunch of bumps on my pelvis. Not on my penis.
>they went away and have never came back.
>been almost 6 years.
>maybe I have herpes? Idk

>>744901525
dude i went trough worst was couch surfing in the living room and I knew that shit was not going to be fore ever just be patient and when you do score a job do not settle for less keep rising up try to learn a trade, plumbing, data entry book keeping something that is always needed also do not f waste your money on dumb shit yes treat yourself, hear my wise words: Savings= Freedom do not think like the others, for many college is a trap do your research on the pay and job availability the degree your getting is worth go on forums redd it internship see the real deal before going in to debt good luck bro

>>744901314
It was easy at the start and it was only going to be temporary, but then it turned to years. She thinks I drive for an office supply company.

>>744901805
Get tested.

>>744901433
yes dude we f his chick in a gang bang slut loved it he was a bit pist but we had some good lol's day later

>>744900737
Dude. Again. She wants you lol. She sees you as her way out of her shitty life. Just go for broke. When you see her tell her how serious your feelings are. Don't come off as needy. Just be confident and strong. I'm telling you man. Get confident. She's sending you nudes ffs. 'for testing' lol she wants you to go for her. Cheat with her and get her out of that relationship.

2 months ago, I found about 100 nude photos of my older sister on the laptop. I copied them to my flash drive and have jerked off to them almost daily. I usually cum on a pair of her used panties I dig out of the hamper. The first few times I felt really weird about doing it but now, I love jerking to her. We sit down to dinner, I look at her and she has no idea she got me off a couple hours earlier.

>>744901503
Shit if i was in the same situation i'd do it sooner good luck op :(

>>744901878

thank you bro, and u. ive done the time just gotta see what i get. the worst is over. god bless

>>744901503
Bit Coin , Crypto Alt Coins keep your mind busy try to double your extra money there follow the you tubers will at least give you a reason to live and may even double your money in time

I always thought I was just weird and didn't feel strong emotions, but when my daughter was born 6 months ago I felt nothing.

Now, 6 months later and she's starting to get words out and smiles when she sees me...I still feel nothing. I thought for sure my emotions would have kicked in with such a big event, but I feel nothing. Haven't really felt happiness or sadness since I was in my early teens.

I really don't know who to speak to about this or if it's normal or if there's something wrong with me.

>>744902245
You are depressed. I went through this in highschool. Apathetic to fuck all. See a Dr and get in the right meds. Eventually ( at least for me) you can get off them and learn how to cope your own way.

>>744901954
Like i said the dude shes dating is a fucking starting varsity linebacker so it's like risky af cause i don't wanna have him overhear i robbed his gf cause he likes me rn and we've hungout once or twice when they were dating i'd be the third wheel at times but he was a easy beta fag to make laugh. I just wanna wait until they breakup over some small shit like usual, facetime her and make her feel better and then tell her how i truly feel and get to planning what we'll do now before it's too late.

Thanks anon, I'm just a really unconfident son of a bitch so it's tough to act like one like we've gotten into really deep conversations about what weve been through and i love making her smile my dude.

like i said thanks in advance cause i feel this will work, just wish i could let you know in the future

>>744902006
proof?

Rape. Tons of it. Sometimes consecutive days.

I can't get enough cock.

>>744902006
seriously that would f with my mind its your sister, I mean sometimes i have dreams where I am f my sister I f hate them even tough they are lustful when I am in them i try not to think about that when I wake up mental problems bro

>>744901905
How come?

>>744891815
don't let this secret get out https://twitter.com/JGreenblattADL/status/907330079012814850

>>744902445
I dunno if it's depression, I don't feel "low" or anything like that. This has been the state of being for me for 17 years now. Definitely going to bring it up with my gp soon, don't want my daughter affected by my behaviour

>>744902245
I feel the same way, not as extreme but when I was a kid i used to cry over everything until i was 12 then one day i just felt numb.

flash forward when i was 15 my grandpa who meant the world to me who was sick with terminal lung cancer got into a car accident and was shot out of the car and was spread along the asphalt, upon hearing the news i only frowned and ran to my room to appear distraught and couldn't even cry.

At his funeral my stone hearted dad who never cries or gets mad balled his eyes out along my brothers. I stood like a stone and it made me feel broken. My step mom says im a monster for not showing emotion and acts like im a bastard and like i don't belong because i don't feel shit.

I've been in a fistfight regarding my brother who can barely walk due to a muscle condition and i had so much rage i broke his jaw and felt no sorrow and havent felt shit and even then my rage was about as bad as if i was told no ice cream before dinner or some shit. I feel odd but it doesnt get to me

>>744902478
No problem. Don't let her slip away dude. I'm the guy in the thread with the 3 way and 7 year relationship etc. And honestly deep down I miss the fuck it if this chick I didn't a ton of time with in HS. I think I love her and she was into me at some point but I never knew and didn't work up the courage to ask her out. I think about her frequently and wonder what could have been. I couldn't leave my current GF because it would destroy her. But I wish I could go back in time more than anything.

>>744891815
I almost exclusively wear women's underwear. It makes me feel cute, and all day long at work, its like my little dirty secret

I have over 400 pics of my ex wife's friend off their computer and various other accounts. Total small titted chubby slut mom. Tempted to one day send them all to her son's friends. Not doing it cause still getting wins.

I steal from work.

Like, all the time.

>>744902886
Trust me. Depression doesn't always present as sadness. And the fact you weren't born that way leads me to further believe it is depression. And not a sociopath a la Dexter

>>744891815
I made a horcrux out of my phoenix.

>>744903075
fucck always had this fantasy went trough a huge panty fetish, and the idea of wearing some slutty panties walking over to talk to some of the secretaries while my cock is rubbing in these silky or nice soft panties made me hard, i may even jizz if i do it but now thank goodness that has left my mind have no desire for it

>>744903260
Is it lit fam?

>>744891815
I'm struggling to quit porn

>>744903011
link your post if you could, but man she said herself she was with the wrong guy but she can't bear to drop everything with him off an assumption she is.

She told me she was sure we were soulmates and I know this is the most love i've felt in my life and man it feels good but I just wanna have all the little things be it feeding her chicken noodle soup when shes sick or snuggling and watching a dumb Rom Com, i just want happiness in my life and she seems to be my out.

Trust me though, it took me forever to realize she was what she is to me and to you all i have to say is just make everything you can with your girl right now, buy her chocolate, talk to her friends about a really thought out gift she'd love.

Make her feel like you mean the world to her while you can and when she gets mad at you don't fight back, have her know shes right and youll support her but don't be submissive.

I feel you about the back in time thing though i've had too many options to make the girl mine and i've let them slip by but i still have time....i just feel if it works for me ill have her know even after we break up if we do that ill stand by her side through everything. Lifes so tough anon :(

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>>744903449
good luck

>>744903449
ugggh same here dude i was getting better then i found out about 4Chan I save almost every pic i see have thousands in separate folders sometimes even doubles to quadruples i need to kick this bad habit

I woke up to my cousin raping my ass one night after a party. The thing was we were both drunk so I don't remember if I initiated it or not... Just woke up to him Fucking my ass so good. I enjoyed it so I let it continue
Never said anything about it.
Then I lived with his brother for a few months.
We started drinking together and one night I was lonely because bf had broken up with me and asked out loud if it would really be so bad if we had sex because we were bored.
Sex ensued. Was one of the hottest sessions of my life.
No regrets
Yes. Both first cousins. Brothers. They don't know they both had sex with me and that I LIKED IT.
I still masturbate to both sex sessions.

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I suffer from apathy

>>744896380
u a bro
good, earnest stories

>>744893196
gay

>>744903449
my advice, if you're as bad as i was just go to beating it twice a day. Then wait a day and another and nut twice. next day just once. then try and stop for another day and go to a daily basis until you don't get horny one day and try and distract yourself.

Remember though, porn is natural and just don't beat yourself up to much people everywhere watch it and it's natural.

Good luck Anon :)

>>744892591
What the fhuck is shipping fan fiction? Please explain.

>>744903716
Oh and we didn't grow up together. Met as adults. Still Weird. But was hot as fuck. I'd do it again with the hotter brother because he has better technique.

>>744896568
your story is so positive and good
cheers 2 u & ur girl

>>744903672
Honestly stay off /b/ any of the sfw boards are fine

>>744891815
I allow people to think they're right, even when they're wrong.

>>744903358
it was just that for a while for me, but it really didnt stop, now i just dress like a girl, whenever im alone, which of course is most of the time. I dont really care about being a guy, but i also dont want to be that person to my family and friends. they wouldnt care, at all, i just dont want to be /that person/. too beta.

>>744904005
yea dude i have been trying my best i feel that I have improved but still first thing i do when i get to work is open b browse begin saving every pic i find hot for 1 hr until staff comes in fffuck i am even risking my job

>>744903881
I assume it's a fanfiction(a story made by fans of shows like pokemon or dragon ball z usually sexual if not its about dating) thats based on shipping (putting to characters together to date) so basically fan fictions based on to people shipped

not sure if that made sense but ooops

>Put lubed banana in ass (unpeeled) started bleeding becuase of the brown tip part.

>>744897341
u rule

>>744904036
yea dude i guess its jus the kinky side of myself loves to experiment i have put them on in the privacy of my rest room and room, jacked off to many used ones fucking love that pussy smell

>>744897427
yeh but u did the right thing
u can b proud

>>744903805
thx man. When they're true they need to be shared. That hooker in the last story still gives me diamonds when I think of her luscious tits and her hand stroking my cock under the bubbly water.

>>744895271
>badly in love
>I don't even know her a lot

It's called infatuation nigger

just shit anons was a good Monday Secrets Thread got in to it some where f up but hey its /b/ right

>>744891815
I have been actively seeking someone to cheat on my girlfriend with. After 2 years, I finally found someone and she wants the D. Going to give it to her this coming weekend while my girlfriend is at work.

I ran away from home with a girl at the age of 14 and there were missing children report on us. The girl had cancer and she didn't tell me about it. Even if she did, I wouldn't understand it and probably would have thought it was contagious. That's beside the point. I fled with her to a somewhat open field. And in the woods we stayed for a night. We then moved on to a nearby village by wandering aimlessly. We got by begging for money and eating corner shop junk food.

We did this for a month. And wham. Cancer hit. Her hard, she passed away while laying her head on my lap and me sitting back against the wall. Stupid 14 year old me thought she was just sleeping. I got curious as to it being more than a day and she is still sleeping.

1 week after someone recognises me from the missing children report. I was initially charged with murder when the police were called. Let go when the post mortem examination stated she died by cancer. I was returned home and my parents hugged me saying oh son you're back.

I didn't speak a single word for 7 months. Almost forgot how to talk. Now I'm on 4chan sharing a secret I only told 2 people.

>>744895057
Pic ?

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>>744904766
This is the body of the girl I found.

>>744904842
Holy fuck Anon that's the most insane story i've heard in my life. My DEEPEST condolences....I couldn't come close to imagining what that would have been like.....I'm so sorry but at least she passed with someone who cared as much as you and she may have possibly loved

>>744904881
MI?

>>744905086
No, TN.

>>744892558
>Bufotenin
wut is Bufotenin

>>744904842
if that is true, thanks for sharing

>>744904842
feels good to leave some heavy weights behind, or not?

>>744891815
my dad raped me throughout my childhood and i liked it

I use women's deodorant and hair products and bodywash and I wear womens underwear the boxer type.

Last month during a sleepover i licked a 8yr pussy.
She woke up, i was pretty sure she didn't realize i was licking her.
Since that moment I noticed that she started saying stuff like "I never sleep at night" and "during the sleepover I never slept".
This culminated a couple of days ago, when she said that "she was playing truth and dare when the app on the phone said that she has to lick an adult dick", then she giggled and said "yuck", but I'm sure she was looking for my reactions.
Now I'm pretty sure she was awake and noticed that I licked her pussy, and she wants to lick my dick now.
I don't wanna mess her up because i really love her from the deep of my heart; from the other side I'd really like to let her lick my dick.

Gf came out that watching dogs fuck girls make her super horny

>>744900439
I don't like inter-race relationships. Tho weirdly I can get off to horses...

>>744905363

greentext please
also, male or female?

>>744899873
So he was right

>>744893285
If you're not lying, kys instead

>>744891815
Every week atleast 3 times, my mind cant help but come to the cold hard realization that my family will all die before me, and nobody else gives a fuck about me. I was born with a shitty face so finding someone to live with is out of the question. My best friend is silently drifting away from me by ignoring me, and theres nothing I can do. I want to go to college because I want an education, but I dont want a job that I dont like, and getting the job I want is out of the question. I dont want to live alone with no casual parts in my life, with no family, a dead end job that will never get me more than an apartment. I dont want to talk to anyone, because I have already been through the court system + counseling once, and I wont do it again. Help me /b/

>>744901614

did you put your finger inside?

>>744903640
Yeah life's a bitch dude. And I love my current gf. But can't stop thinking about the girl from my past. My current GF loves me unconditionally that's why I was saying I could never leave her. And I can't link rn. I'm on mobile and it's a pain in the ass with a thread this large.

I used to pick up hookers, park somewhere, and fuck them in my truck.

>>744905651
same here.
but can live my dull life with animes and tinkering on old motorcyles.
i´ve allready accepted my fate as worthless being.
i will never achieve anything from value.
sad as it is, this is my life

>>744904239
i feel that, i honestly take pride in having an explorative side.
at the same time though, the fantasy for me is just being a woman. like i dont want to be all the time, but if i had a magic switch, damn.

>>744893326
did you toss the salad?

And my fiance is understanding about my choices

>>744891815
I should be asleep right now, it is very much past my bedtime

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I was once in the English academy and there was an aunt by my side who was very good, I had to go to the toilet to make a straw and return to sit ... soon after I could not help looking at her sideways ... finish going to the toilet three times while my mother thought she was paying me some good English classes
P.S. I used the google translator to write this

>>744905760
Yea i feel you i'm usually on mobile, like i said though just spoil her as much as you can and make her feel happy as she's been in her life. At least thats what i'd do

Man lifes a total bitch. Just fuck your girl good to lmao just have a great life with the girl who loves you as much as she does ig just don't fuck it up over some trashy whore or some dumbass thing that girls are always super sensitive or over react about and youll be good cause guys like me don't have someone to love and as much as i want one i cant until i graduate to make it as smooth as possible im just counting the days

>>744906134
glad you cleared that up because if make a straw meats beat your summer sausage then ill agree ig

>>744906143
So what you're saying is just try and forget about the other girl and make the best with what I have?

>>744905921
so serious is your physical problem as not to have a solution? you have a whole brain to explode, to enjoy

I fit the definition of a sex addict but I haven't been negatively affected or had any consequences come of it yet. I rationalize it by staying safe and never indulging close to home so that life doesn't effect my normal life.

>>744906143
>>744906536
To fill in a little bit of the blanks. This other girl was someone who I spent nearly every day with in my senior year and about a year past that. She's cried on my shoulder. I've hugged her for hours and she's made me lunch for a field trip I went on with her. I just can't clear my head of all those memories but don't want to hurt anyone. Plus she has a boyfriend and has been with him a few years now. But ugh. I just wish I could change things in the past. It kills me not knowing how it could've been

Ex hated black people but loved the thought of dog dick. Does that seem weird to you?

>>744906613
oh, i enjoy, but on little things.
no big things like cars, money, drugs.
smal things, a 33gallon fish-tank, old motorcyles, reading scifi.
for me, it´s ok to life like this.

>>744906536
I don,t want forget anybodi, I just was so horny in my fuckin english classes

>>744892969
Pussy shit take 1000