ITT anime characters that are literally you in real life.
pic VERY related
> strong and skilled from birth
> usually feared by most people I know
> I won't hesitate to do what needs to be done (if you catchy drift)
> Ultimately want peace but ready to start a war.
>>744888657
faggot
omg anon u just beat the records for weeaboo, edgy AND autistic levels, congrats. very few people can achieve that
>>744888657
ur so cool. i wanna be like u wen i grow up
>>744888657
i didnt know naruto was gay too
>>744888897
>>744889024
>>744889087
If you where near me in person you wouldn't have the courage to say something like that cucks.
I am VERY intimidating and VERY persuasive when I need to be.
I am professional athlete tier in strength AND agility....any else?
That's what I thought.
>>744889333
pretty intimidating. oh no an "athlete tier" (not an athlete but thinks ur close to one) guy. I'm so scared. nice persuasion power too. ok u convinced me, u cool
How old r u? 12?
>>744889970
Here it is so listen up close buddy.
I have in my veins the power of a true heartless killer, but I chose the way of light .
I respect and protect women and stand up for feminism, you'll probably try and make fun of that but here's the real kicker I really dont care. Women want me and men want to be me. I'm fast and VERY strong, I have true power running through my veins and have long trained my body while you have been eating junk and chasing women.
I shouldn't even be wasting my time on you *turns away slowly
Now disappear....before I make you.
Fam youve got issues
>>744890371
Ok now I have to admit...that was pretty badass
>>744888657
As he was before death
>wasterd whenever I get a chance
neither were actually characters in an anime, though.
>>744888657
this.
>always tired
>always up late doing whatever
>sarcastic and give minimal fucks about others.
>>744888657
I would pretty probably want to have sex with OP, femanon here, so many jealous insecure fags.
>>744888657
>being this deluded about yourself
>>744888657
Exactly HOW 12 are you
All the newfags who don't know this has been pasta since 2 years ago when the series ended
>>744891526
Many friends and family have told me "Hey you remind us of Madara Uchiha" so it's not even me, stop saying it is or you'll regret it.
you know im autistic weak like cats and half naked most of the time.
yeah
>>744891682
I don't care if this a meme or whatever, just because you can't fathom it doesn't mean I can't be it.
And copypasta is about gay ass Sasuke, in real life people tell me look and act like Madara
>>744888888
>>744888657
>strong and skilled from birth
>watches Naruto
Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one, Hoss
Literally me because I'm all powerful and I wear a green cape everywhere I go.
>>744890371
Post a pic to prove that youre not some fat fuck whit autism. It will be a bit harder to diseprove that autism though..
Literally me
>>744888657
>>744892540
That's my favorite anime
>>744892330
I work out 3 hours a day in case you where wondering
...any more questions?
Feel free to shut the fuck up
>>744892831
Damn OP was telling the truth and is badass
>>744892831
That isn't the chest of someone who works out 3 hours a day. You probably did some sit ups every day for a month to help you get slightly toned abs.
>>744891377
Op first faggot to masterbate online to himself and be bi-gender faggot as well.
>>744893035
>>744893103
This much jealousy....it's pathetic
>>744888657
if you are madara i want to be itachi uchia, cause i also have a little brother and i think i could look a bit like him if he were real, i m most of the time very serious too
That's a weird way to spell cringe thread
>>744888657
> I smile a lot.
>Not usually a creepy, but rather cheerful.
I really hope people don't think I'm a creep smiling at them.
>>744893268
itachi is also pretty hot used to like him till he kinda sorta died.
>>744893182
You probably have never done more than 20 push ups in one sitting. You probably have never benched more than the bar with a chest like that.
>>744891741
>you'll regret it
i find your delusions hilarious, keep em comin
>>744890371
are you a gay.
all the blacks in my school worship me plus i only watch good anime like corry in the house
>>744893579
I train for overall power
Let's see what you look like
< thats me
>>744893268
no you faggot, no one can be itachi he's way too perfect, powerful, strong and clever
>>744893579
push ups suck man don't make me remember highschool. :/
>>744893567
yeah, it's a shame
>>744890466
what ends are you
-look just the same
-dont care about things to much
-i'm also just going where ever the wind takes me
>>744893690
Disillusioned, truths? Merely words to me, all I know is "do" or "do not"
Very clear You do not
>>744894002
apparently you do not punctuation or grammar. is that also part of your anime/star wars based delusions
>>744893749
yes, quite like me
>>744888657
>>744894002
Also when your put quotation marks around a word like you did without citing who you're quoting you are referencing the word itself, not its meaning.
>>744890371
You fedora tipping faggot
>>744894388
>high amount of motivation
>create healthy relationships with ease
>learn by doing, not visual or auditory learner
>>744893741
Like inner power?
How do you train for overall power while having no chest. You probably just curl dumbells and do sit ups.
>>744894388
>a faggot
>>744894478
I am the Devil from "The Devil is a part timer"
Used to be big in school.
Straight A's and QB in football.
Graduated..
Lost magic
Work at MgRonalds and just got a promotion to crew manager...
Oh and fucking a "16" year old Loli.
and don't lie, most of you should have the exact same answer
>>744894788
"i'm an anime obsessed retard with a delusional personality disorder"-you
>be fat
>love eating
>kind and caring
>have lack of self-confidence
>>744894961
Never watched the show I see LOL The devil is pathetic.
>>744888657
ITT: people say they are like an anime character but in reality are actually pic related.
>>744888657
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>744892831
Good for you buddy, geus youre only problem is the autism then.
>>744896130
This guy.
This guy can literally split planets in two.
>>744896283
*guess
*your
I suppose yours is spelling.
>>744896480
This guy.
This guy can literally turn into a igloo or a hotdog
>>744892831
Op is this you ?
>>744896130
There is a character that could touch Madara, and it's cell.... But I am not talking about imperfect cell or perfect cell and not even SS4 Golden Ozaru Perfect accended fourth form moon powered god of destruction. I am Talking about Perfect cell with all 20 androids absorbed Zeno perfected SSJGSSJ Rosa Limit breaker removed Blue Ozaru dark god buu powered... but I don't mean good buu, or even evil buu but Super buu... and not just any buu but Goku ssj4 absorbed Cell absorbed, powered by the core of a star Super buu.. Time machine absorbed Cell Jr
>>744896067
am i rly pic related :3
Is everyone falling for OPs bait just riding the baitwagon or do they not know it's pasta
>>744897063
We know its pasta, I think
>>744888657
YOU ARE SOOOO COOL DUDE MAN I HOPE THAT YOU WILL BE HOKAGE SOMEDAY
>>744897063
what is a pasta im a new fag plz explain senpai ;-;
>>744890371
*teleports behind bad and meany anon*
Pssst... Nothing perssonel, kid.
*Throws 1000 knifes at you*
I'm a girl with a penis so this is me
>>744890561
the only thing that changed after he died is that he got a sword and a few skills
>>744897832
show benis
>>744897968
>>744898063
thans
>>744888657
Nothin personnel kid
>>744897418
dude go easy on him. he probably has autism or something
>>744896480
You are literally a retarded, shape shifting meatball?
>>744896480
>>744888657
Ok, I'll take this shit seriously for once.
Corkus
Wants a better life, some leadership capability, but quite much never the skill or expertise to follow the plans trough all the way. Even if such potential exists its locked behind fear, most of all which is failure.
I'd rather be an enforcer for someone else, rather than enforce my own opinion, and I gather weak willed people around me to boost my ego.
Slightly alcoholic, but I know when to back away, but sometimes I run my mouth a bit too much. There are people who like me, but there are as many who dislike me.
I will most likely never be important, but in my mind I will always be the most important thing.
Worst part of me is that because of what I let on, people trust me with important shit, I do not want to handle.
I make myself stressed out constantly with this behaviour.
>>744898874
gay
>>744888657
Planetary Bait Creation Jutsu!!!!