you only have 3 days left! what would you do?

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make fun of dotheads

>>744876000
Nice trips.
Would max out a credit card partying.

mine veldspar in high-security space for three days.

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>>744876781

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>>744876000
This

>>744876000
realize we shouldn't have elected trump

>>744876000
it would miss anyway since the earth is flat and 2 dimensional. it would just pass over or under us...

>>744877423
kek

>>744877887
Probably would have died sooner if hilary was elected huh.

Days turn to mintues
5 seconds till it hits us,
3 seconds to ground,
1 second to -

>>744876000
Am I the only aware of it? Or is it global news? Law and order would prevent a lot of fun...

>>744876000
Sit comfortable in my 23 million dollar bunker

>>744876000
Kill myself. There would be no excuse not to.

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Heroin, and lots of it

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>>744876000
You only have 70 years left! What would you do?

>>744878873
Do it now. Im sure theres an asteroid somewhere in the universe on its way

>>744878991
Wait it out

>>744878873
And miss out on a frontview seat to a massive meteor coming at you, while high as a kite?

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>>744879009
that's a good point

>>744879064
You won't remember any of it after you're dead

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>>744879122
With that logic, why don't we all just kill ourselves right now?

>>744879252
Because we're scared to die

>>744879252
Death is inevitable. Why not just let it come naturally.

>>744876000
Go back to the past and tell your mother to abort.

>>744879252
How fucked would asian moot be if /b/ started a suicide pact?

>>744879411
He would be 1 fucked exactly

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>>744876000
The only proper answer- Masturbate myself into a coma

>>744879343
because life is perpetual struggle

>>744879445
Just 1? Damn i was hoping for atleast 2 or 3

Rape as much as my little heart desires. There are five mexican sisters that come into my store and they all resemble their hot ass mom. They would be first.

>>744879476
But out of all that struggle how much of it is just mental? You can choose to not care

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>>744879411
Jackie 4chan will just fuck his ladyboi

>>744879526
Youd be spent after your first nut

>>744879582
You can also choose to die

>>744877887
Hahaha they are still butthurt

>>744879646
Yea but thats just another struggle you dont want.

>>744876000
I'd look to the sky and wonder where a metor large enough to wipe out all life on earth is hiding

Blame nasa

>>744879706
Death is the end of life, thus the end of struggle.

>>744879612
That explains the increase in trap threads. Hes turning us gay!

>>744879712
behind all the dark stuff obviously. What are you retard?

>>744879844
Maybe, but the struggle continues for those who cared for you.

>>744879909
They can end the struggle too

Drugz

>>744879954
Yes. And their struggle will end when they accept their free will

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>>744876000

Go to a black neighborhood and say.... "Nigger"

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>>744876000
*Slips $5*
"Make it 24 hours"

>>744880146
Calm down felix

>>744876000

Rape mä women

>>744876000
I would finally fulfill my lifelong dream of raping a bunch of babies using peanut butter a lube without fear of repercussions.

Rape and pillage, idk how many times I have to answer this question

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>>744878991

That only gives me 44,450 days to Jack off.....

>>744880063
There is no free will. We are all directed by our desires, which are not our desires at all, but instead the desires of the millions of cells that make up our bodies. Those cells do not have free will, only a will to live, therefore our entire being and nearly every action we make is by the collective desires of non-sentient life forms that make up our bodies.

>>744876000
Just fuckin wait for the end and enjoy my last days on this shitland

>>744879712
You belong in a better place than /b/

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I'd finally pay for Winrar

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>>744878991
heroin. lots of it

>>744876000
Ooh I know!
Spend all my money on macbooks

>>744879618
>What is viagara.

I would probably rape a sea turtle

>>744879252
awe catter

I'd apply for life insurance just for the lulz.

>>744876000
I will eat Chinese food all the way up till thay shit hits

>>744876000
Shitpost and fap.

>>744876000
Start cranking up the morphine.

>>744879411
this is OP, please dont do this

>>744880500
Take that logic to court. I bet youll lose

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>>744876000
Heroin. So much fucking heroin I'd be balls high when the good lord brought us back to his warm embrace. Fuck yeah.

Nothing beats some good ol' smack.

>>744876000
get high get drunk and play games

>>744880733
Thats actually funny.

>>744879874
Then where does it hide during the day? No dark stuff then is there?

>>744880833
Fuck man. I love this shit. That warm feeling

>>744880876
I cringed.

>>744881086
Why? Heroin is the best drug if you're certain you won't be doing anything for the rest of your life.

>>744876000
As so I'd thank god for ending my shity live for me

>>744876000
FUCKING FINALLY

>>744878718
ASTEROOOOOIIID!!!!

>>744880231
Vittu Rape

>>744879490
2 is 2fucked

>>744876000
Sell asteroid insurance to Americans, buy NASA and shuttle my ass out of here.

just straight up stealing, raping, and murdering!

steal cars
rape every girl i even mildly find attractive
murder everyone that even looks at me weird

>>744882868
I'd like to see you try