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femanon here do guys really care about roast beef vagina or

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femanon here

do guys really care about roast beef vagina or do they just want to have sex
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tits or gtfo
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>>744873011

>degen
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>>744872936
thinking any guy on /b/ would turn down free pussy
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>>744872936
If you find yourself sleeping with someone from 4chan, you're already in for a terrible time, whether they are okay with beef curtains or not.

Average educated person knows it's 100% genetic and has nothing to do with volume of sex, but watch this thread turn into a fuckfest of autists saying otherwise.
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>>744873479
Same
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>>744872936
Dear femanon
It must be a Pussy only... Fuck details
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>>744872936
i personally do not care about roastbeef vaginas at all.
they are easier to please orally, easier to get wet and easier to get to the sensible parts.
innies have so much unsensible flesh around them that you kinda need to hold the vag wide open until you get to the good parts.
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Boys point and giggle about roast beef vagina.
Men just want sex.
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>>744872936
I fucked things i'm ashamed to admit. Roast beef was not the deal breaker. Nothnig was....

I do prefer innies, tho.
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>>744872936
Depends on the severity of the roast beef.

post pics and ill tell you if I'd fuck it.
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If the guy is a visual person, he doesn’t want a part of you to look ugly.
It isn’t necessarily a no-go but can be a down-turner.
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No. Despite all the macho posturing on the internet, guys won't turn down pussy because of large labia.

Also, have you seen any penis? Fucking gross.
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>>744874343
*tips katana*
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No problem with roast beef. I only thing I hate are tiny clits.
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>>744872936
Show me what you are working with and I will let you know
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>>744874752
Clearly you don't understand. When you grow up, you'll see how low your standards will go.
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>>744873479
>Average educated person knows it's 100% genetic and has nothing to do with volume of sex, but watch this thread turn into a fuckfest of autists saying otherwise.

regardless of how much fug she's had, it can still be unattractive

deal with it
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>>744872936
This is my wife's pussy. I fucking love it
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>>744872936
I prefer more meat but my current GF doesn't have much so I make do with what I got to play with. In the end the cock goes in the pussy and the curtains don't do much for dickhead.
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>>744872936

I don't think you're a woman, so show your tits as proof and then I'll give you some input.
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>>744872936
As long the vagina is healthy 99% of dudes wont care how it looks.
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Pussy is pussy.
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Pussy is pussy
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Pussy is pussy
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>>744874986
>wife
>roast beef
>dem stomach rolls
You fucked up anon
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>>744874986
I'd suck down that arby's sandwich
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pussy is pussy
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>>744874243
Good point I guess. I personally have never liked them for the simple fact that they are not visually pleasing but I do recall one chick with full on roast beef lips and she came within minutes from oral sex. Compared to all the others that were very visually appealing, I do have to agree, it's a lot more work to get them to cum. But I've never minded that either bc then they (hopefully) don't mind putting in some decent work in return.
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I'm not a complete faggot who caters to women's needs/wants in order to get pussy, so I'll say it how it is.

99.99999% of men, if given the choice, would much prefer a neat and tidy, tucked in, clean vagina.
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>>744875400

Seconded
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I've had dozens of lovers. Some were modestly experienced, say, 1-3 prior partners, 3 we're true virgins. Others were very active. The roasties were all girls with a lot of sex in their histories plus some had kids.
It's not a myth. Sex does warp a girl's lady it's and most roasties have about 2 inch deep muscle control and then a cavern. It's just true.

But idc. All natural born, non infected pussy is good pussy
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>>744875213
Dude 3 kids. All c section so pussy is still the same as always. But her pussy tastes so good and I love to suck on the lips.
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>>744875500
All natural born

*Tips hat*
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>>744875500
Yea but if you have a big dick like me sex is great.
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>>744872936
I prefer hairy pussies with big labia.
Minora or majora. Doesn't matter.
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only edgy teen virgins care about this shit
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>>744874781
The wife's clit is size of a single Rice krispie. Simply can not make the bitch cum. She ONLY cums from running water from shower head. Extremely frustrating!!!!
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>>744873427
I don't know, there are an awful lot of faggots on /b/
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>>744872936
Tits or gtfo
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>>744872936
I'd fuck a gilf. Give me vagina to put dick in please.
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More meat means more fun to eat IMO

but really, there's always a group that like it/hate it, so if you find someone who hate what you have, maybe they aren't for you
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honestly OP, i prefer a roastie over innies. much more to play with. it wraps around the D quite nicely when fucking. also fun to go down on cuz just generally more to play with and tease. i love roasties lol. they are the best
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>>744875563
We have one kid and my Mrs got torn a new one. 5 hr induced labor after her water broke.

The doctor had to undo stitches on first attempt it was so messed up. Took about 8 weeks before we could have sex again and a good 10 weeks before we could go at it like before. Long story short, it's not as visually pleasing now as she was literally torn to her asshole, but the doc did a fine job on second attempt because she is tighter than ever.

One side has a small meat flap but I think it's pretty tidy.
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pussy is pussy
unless you plan on giving her head for an hour who gives a shit, you should be looking at her tits bouncing or grabbin boobies
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My wife has VERY small inner labia so that's what I'm used to.

My new FWB has large labia. It took me back at first. Like I couldn't just start licking her clit, especially if she was riding my face. I had to work my tongue to separate her labia so that I could get at her clit.

Interestingly, she seems to be very penetration oriented. E.g., my wife vibes her clit when she wants to cum. My FWB goes for fucking herself with a toy or penetrating herself with her fingers. FWB says her Hitachi magic wand doesn't really do anything for her but my wife would kill for hers.

I like both honestly. The big lips do make oral a tiny bit more difficult but it's really not significant.
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>>744872936
What the rest of her looks like is way more important.
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>>744872936
Not really. I mean visually they are less appealing, but as long as the girl is clean and it doesn't smell like fish and spoiled milk I stick my face down there and give it a lick.
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>>744875658
But it's even better when a female actually has proper vaginal muscles. Roasties sacrifice muscle fiber integrity with the poundings they take leading to weakened muscles except near the opening. I too have a nice fat cock but my ol lady was a virgin. She can squeeze my cock like a blowjob with her pussy. Tip to base vaginal massage without either of us rocking it thrusting. Pretty epic desu. But my ex was a roasties. She could squeeze around the base but not up the shaft. Probably the same with your bitch too. Don't throw her away. Roasties cunt us still good, just not as good. But dude, getchyaself a virgin on da side and tear shit up.
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>>744876039
I bet that used to be good pussy. Now you'll have to shove a lubed up infant in her to get her off. Jk. That looks amazing.
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>>744872936
Are you hot or are you fat? The defining question here unfortunately.
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>>744876218
>Desu
Meant his waifu
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>>744876449

im a skelly virgin
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>>744876449

btw am op
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>>744872936
I don't care, but that doesn't mean other guys don't. I like the look of vaginas regardless of shape.
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>>744876624
Show us yours. I love love luvvvvvvv virgin pussy.
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>>744876840
If you think virgin pussy looks any different, you must also be a virgin.
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>>744875213
Virgin
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>>744875761
kek
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>>744876118
I disagree. I think it detracts from her beauty. It's like that tiny very young looking porn star with the roast meat down there. It takes her from a 9 to a 7 for me.
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cute
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>>744877046
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>>744876952
you couldn't get a 2 with roofies and a butterfly net.
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>>744872936
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>>744876540
Lol no just means he knows how to end a sentence in Japanese.
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>>744876952
Idk. I like it. Makes her look more distinguished and stand out more, not pun intended. She's gorgeous.
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>>744877043
Okay anon....

>>744876039
This was my post

Stay edgy
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>>744874986
What i love about toast beef is that my uncut dick gets stuck on the lips and when i finaly pierce it it feels damn good.
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>>744877249
:-)
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>>744872936
truthfully how your asshole looks is more important to me. As long as it looks good spread it's ok. It only really matters in foreplay. Which you should always spread your pussy during foreplay.
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>>744877249
Pretty much the same feeling fit my uncut dik for a chick with no roasties. Not sure if this is a thing.
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>>744872936
Guys (especially /pol/ retards) will whine about it on here but irl nobody gives a fuck.
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>>744877368
>[
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>>744877448
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>>744877481
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>>744872936
No.

I want sex, I like making love to a woman that I am totally into, make her feel comfortable which makes her relaxed, and we can have a good time together.
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>>744875720
It has to big enough to hold in place with your lips while your tongue goes to work.
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>>744876555
>>744876624
Rock hard, thin skells are my type of woman. You'll be fine dude, don't go throwing yourself away. Do pussy exercises to tighten and work your core mussels, the dude you choose will appreciate it, thin chicks usually have weaker muscles in their pussy.
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>>744876888
Trips of truth.
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>>744872936
Tits or gtfo
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>>744877496
It's literally like sucking on the tip of a wild buttercup flower. No way to lick while touching it with lips. It's SMALL.
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>>744875720
I know that feeling anon. My wife always wants me to lick her as foreplay but in 10 years she has never cum from oral stimulation and believe me I've tried.

At least she can cum from penetration. Used to prefer missionary but as the years have passed she definitely prefers cowgirl position now to cum.

I know she's never faking it because after she cums her vag pulsates all over my cock and once I came too early and she almost cried in frustration because she didn't get to cum. :/
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We do not give a shit tbh how bad is it? Could u post a pic?
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>>744872936
tbh it does freak me out a bit. It wouldnt be enough to stop me getting into a relationship with someone i like but it would stop me calling a hook up back. (it's its really bad I might pretend to pass out drunk for the first time)
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>>744875400
Nope
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>>744872936
> ask about sex on a board full of virgins
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>>744877857
For women who can't cum from oral, I find that g spot stimulation works every time.
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>>744877249
My new chick has no roast beef and my uncut dick fees like im just fucking my hand.
I like roasties for the feel of it. Innies dont do it as much
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>>744877792

just focus on the spot about 1/2 an inch above the end of her clit.....
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>>744872936

i care about as much as any other small physical element of a girls appearance...

sure it makes some kind of difference, but not enough to effect the outcome.
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>>744874986
>I fucking love it

So do I...
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>>744872936
I much prefer roast beef and large clits. I like having texture and something down there to work with during oral.

Nothing better than pulling the labia with my lips and watching them snap back into place like a rubberband.
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>>744872936
Would fuck anyway, but the less Roast beef, the better Visual and ... Sex i guess?
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>>744876555
>>744876624
How tall are you?
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>>744872936
I like it for eating out. The pussies with more going on just seem to be more fun and recepting to oral. I was banging a girl once that was slim, not a smelly but slim, and she had a beefy bag and a lip had to be moved out of the way to get my dick in. Wasnt so fun.
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guys on 4chan dont get any pussy lol
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>>744878450

just a little over 5 ft
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>>744878541

show that vag!
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>>744874243
>>>744872936 (OP)
>i personally do not care about roastbeef vaginas at all.
>they are easier to please orally, easier to get wet and easier to get to the sensible parts.

hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you 12 yo? Seriously tho you have never been near a woman have you anon
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>>744873427
And scared of pussy fags
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I've had innies and outies (pic related: an ex). The larger labia never bothered me any: a bit different during oral, but it's also easier to stimulate them. The rest of the girl is much more important.
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there are as many men who think meatflaps are gross as there are women who think foreskin is gross

maybe you should just pay a surgeon to cut it all off its probably more hygienic anyway amirite
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>>744878541

post pussy
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>>744877857
Besides the Uber small clit she has extreme control issues for the first half of sex every single aspect of physical contact, from caresses to licking, has to be precise, exact or she gets frustrated. It's only when I've overcome her high maintenance shit with a solid pounding that she actually starts relaxing but never cums. Really frustrating and emasculating. Running water. Not eaten for 2 hours or fucked hard for a couple more. 7 years. Only running water works. It ain't me either. I've eaten our neighbor out till she practically rips my hair out. I've eaten and fucked plenty if women without this problem. Me and get just aren't compatible in bed.
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>>744875311
Senpai she just faked her orgasm to get your face\eyes away from her insecurity
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>>744878541
Your thin and small? Diamonds! I love petite girls. If you had to rate yourself 1-10, what would you be? Even better post some pics.
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>>744875658
Amen to that /b/ro
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Maybe I should fuck my ol lady under a waterfall...maybe that would get her there
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>>744878066
sounds like shes not stimulated you dimwit
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>>744878828
It's probably not as uncommon as you think.
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>>744879008

straight up 5/10 bc of my face but i guess body 8/10 maybe 9 on a good day

besides the meat curtains ;-;

only sluts post pics. yall hate on girls who have been with a lot of men and think curtains are the result but you encourage women to be slutty ("tits or gtfo", "post vag"). not playing that game
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>>744878836
>eaten for 2 hours

No.

I'm Captain Cunnilingus but eating a pussy for 2 hours is not a thing that happens. She'd be numb and bored and you'd have a fused brain stem long before 2 hours. Or you don't know what you're doing and she doesn't know how to tell you to stop trying.
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>>744872936
Can they trim meatflaps?
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>>744876078
Said the virgin
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>>744878541
Are you hot? Hair & eye color, what's your style? Emo, prep, baggy, stoner? Wight an height sound good.
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I fell asleep while eating pussy once

true story
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>>744879185
So now that youve come to the realisation that you cant win here, lets get a look at you.
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Unless it's absolutely crazy gross, no one gives a fuck.

If you're hot enough otherwise you'll probably just make the guy like RB in the future.
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>>744878066
Interesting. I don't have any real experience with roasties other than the one time oral for oral so I'll have to take your word for it.

It's been all innies and maybe the occasional drunken hookup with a roastie for me but who knows if they felt better lol.

At least I think we can all agree that raw dogging is 100x better than with a condom whether it's an innie or a roastie lol.
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>>744879318
>wight an height

I bet you're just her type. Retarded.
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>>744879428
i regret rawdogging a chunky monkey lastnight =/
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>>744878836
Damn sorry to hear anon. If shower head does it, have you experimented with toys??
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>>744872936
Jessi, you need to be 18 to post here.
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>>744879443
Just a spelling mistake dude. I was just typing fast.
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>>744879574
Don't take it so hard. It's how this works.
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>>744879318

as for style, im very girly. skirts as often as possible etc

not hot. grey eyes, long brownish blonde hair. kind of bulbous nose tbh. bad face
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only thing about pussy I care about is how it feels wrapped around my cock
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>>744879487
Ohhhhh shit nikka u done goofed.
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This thread is literally full of virgins
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>>744879573

im 19 guess i gotta leave
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>>744872936
op a cute
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>>744879499
She's just psycho. Refuses to use toys. Demands specific contact. And yes, it does take 90 minutes or longer for her to cum from oral. I gave up a couple of years ago. I only do it now a couple times a year. Sad but true. She's not slutty. She's a little devoted but very high maintenance fucked in her head female. I'd let her have a girlfriend to go down on her if they would both blow me.
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>>744879644
You'll be fine and don't be shy, get out and talk to some boys. If they turn you down find some more.
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>>744872936
Ask yourself if you'dd turn down a guy for being uncircumsized and you got your answer. Humans more likely to get the same threatment they give to others
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Let /b/ have your precious gift of virginity OP. I doubt you have a true roast beef pussy. Probably just little bit of fraying along edges due to tugging in your sleep. Girls play with themselves alot while sleeping.
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>>744879644
Do you touch yourself?
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>>744879930
Damn. She at least better be hot af.
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>>744872936
Femanon here, I'm bi and honestly beef curtains turn me off
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>>744872936
They care.

But they also want sex.
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she would get dry and her lips would stick to my cock. it would pull and tear. i could've cared less, but it would hurt her.
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roast beef is best beef
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>>744879213
Yes. Labiaplasty. Or some places call it Vaginal Rejuvenation.
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>>744876135
>>744874002
>>744875566

hey, retards. it's pertinent to the conversation, not attention grabbing
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>>744872936
>do guys really care about roast beef vagina

If it looks older than eight,
meh, not so great.
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>>744875400
>99.9999% of men think the same as I do
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>>744875245
>I'd suck down that arby's sandwich

Holy shit my sides, fuck man you got me good.
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>>744882383
>>744879008
>>744879359
>>744879318
>>744880004
>its not pertinent to the conversation
>fawning over a female

THERE ARE NO
REPEAT
NO GIRLS
ON THE INTERNET

Every person quoted should be banned so it encourages them to fuck back off to Reddit, where valuing gamur gurlz on the interwebz1! is commonplace.
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>>744872936
i prefer pretty, smooth, pink ones. but if everything else is fine, ill let it slide. How bout u show yours, so we can tell u if u r passable?
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>>744883123
there are also no men on the internet
we are all genderqueer barbie dolls between our legs tbh
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Personally I vastly prefer a nice amount of meat hanging down from a hairy pussy. But if shaved, clean lips.

Do you shave or no?
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>>744883326
We are all equally worthless and the sooner that is realized, the sooner that this cesspool will only be a dump, as it should be.
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>>744872936
I've never actually seen a roast beef vagina in person but I've had arbys on occasion and I don't mind that but it's still american pig dog disgusting
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>>744882383
>femanon here

you could have just asked the fucking question without mentioning you're a female you attention-seeking retard
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