u all have seacrest what yers?

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Hello.

>>744842006
nttawwt, bro.
We respect you.

>>744841852
I dated my friend's mom for years. She was 24yo older than me.

>>744843104

>tomorrow
>she hunts me down in the morning
>asks me to do it again
>oh shit nigger what have i done
>tell her we can only do it if i lock the door
>eventually says ok

>clothes off
>shes laying on her belly
>dick standing at attention like its the last time
>the thought of putting it in makes me want to vomit
>just rub her with my dick begrudgingly
>ask her if it feels good
>yeah
>oh shit nigger my dick is a new mineral
>still just rub cuz feel sick inside

>eventually tell her thats enough
>put on clothes
>she leaves

>she spends the rest of the day with her hands down her pants rubbing herself
>i sweat bullets for the rest of time

>>744843913

she never told anyone. if she did, no one ever confronted me. the shame hammered me psychologically. i couldnt wrap my head around why i did what i did

later on in life i learned about the effects of sexual abuse during childhood. i was sexually abused when i was around her age. worried she would turned out as fucked up as i did. didnt help that shortly after those events, she was caught riding her younger brother

can hardly interact with women because it reminds me of "oh shit i could fuck her up oh shit nigger stop." blessed with a magnum dong but too afraid to use it. should become an hero but am a faggot and wont

shit is cash if you arent a faggot. would recommend to nonfags

I sucked my brothers duck and sometimes he sucked mine but I would push him away before I came in his mouth. He never got all the way hard with me. I wish I came in his mouth and he fuckedy asshole. Sometimes I wonder if I molested him. Sometimes I wonder how his cock would taste. One day ioght taste my own cum but in usually chicken out. I tried using a dildo up my ass but it's more work then pleasure which disappoints me

>>744844369
poor duckies ;(

>>744843620
"dated" or fuckedz?
did you go out to nice restaurants and shit?
did your friend know?
how did this start?
small town?

>>744844748
1. Both
2. Yes
3. He found out eventually, wasn't happy but he got over it
4. I was staying over and we were drinking beer and she started kissing me and grabbed my cock and I went along. Fucked in his sister's bed, she told me to cum in her so I did.
5. Vegas (my hometown).

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>>744844903
>Vegas

mfw it all makes sense now

>Be me: 17, popular in high school, play sports, lots of friends
>Dork in my HS is into computer games, 4chan, and drawing. He used to call himself Jamie, but when we started HS he announced to everyone that he wants to be called 'J.R.', since I guess 'Jamie' was kind of fem-sounding.
>I don't like this kid, so I just keep calling him 'Jamie' every time I see him. He kind of gets irritated, so I so it more and more. One day he threw a bit of a hissy fit and said something like "Dammit will you please stop that!" That was over the line for me...
>Start to stalk this kid and harass the shit out of him every time I see him.
>Get one of my gf's to msg him and tell him she like him. He buys it. Get her to invite him to a party. He comes.
>We all start laughing at him, calling him a loser, and I start putting the beatdown on him. He's pretty big, but he's a wuss and won't even fight back, so he gets his ass whupped in under a minute and starts crying.
>I finally grab him by the hair, and take my dick out in front of his face with like 20-30 other people watching. I tell him he's gonna suck my cock or every guy here is gonna kick the shit out of him.
>He actually starts to open his fucking mouth! He was gonna really do it.
>I then SMASH him in the head and some other bros, throw him out of the house.
>Bad news: my hand is now broken.
>My dad is a lawyer, so we all agree on a story that he came over and was stalking the girl he came to see, we defended her, and he attacked me. My dad threatens to sue, and his dad winds up paying $1400 to my family, about half of which my dad let me keep.
>4 weeks later I beat the shit out of him with my cast. He does nothing.

>>744845071
Was good for awhile. She was freaky and it was forbidden which made it hotter. Hot and young-minded for her age. But ultimately I had to break up with her, she was too crazy for me.

>>744844369
Quack quack.

I had sex with a lunch lady from California when I was 15. I told her I was 17. She flew down to my city, booked a hotel for a week, and we fucked all week. We got into a huge fight a couple of years later and I told her how old I really was. I've never told anyone else about this because it could ruin her life. She was 24 at the time.

>>744845764
Nice!!

My girlfriend of 2 months is 8 months pregnant. She says she has an accelerated womb and pregnancy is quicker for her. I think she might be lying but I'm not sure. She's currently at Tyrones house helping him move, should I confront her when she gets back in 3 days?

>>744845829
Yeah ig. Its the only story I have that's even remotely crazy. I live a very standard psychedelic fueled life

>>744845764
I lost my virginity to a policewoman when I was underage.

she would have been about 22? knew how old I was, that she was breaking the law pretty fucking hard, and was ok with me taking pics of it even though it gave me the power to ruin her career.

>>744844436
lolwut?

>>744845950

>should I confront her

No you faggot. Raise that nigger—ahem, your baby with pride

>>744845986
Is that you, Mister Prime Minister??

>>744846167
theresa may lost her virginity to a policewoman?

About 10 years ago I saw a post on a homemade porn site of a local married woman who was fucking black dick and got creampied. I messaged her, asking if she wanted to fuck sometime. I'd messaged many women about this and rarely got a reply, but this one wrote back asking to meet. I was stoked. We met up at a public place during lunch break and decided we'd like to fuck, and made a fuckdate for Saturday at a cheap motel.

Met up, stripped down immediately and I ate her pussy, and she squirted in my mouth! First time that had ever happened to me so I gagged a little but it was hot AF. I crawled up on her and entered her and came pretty quick, she told me to cum in her pussy so I did. We spent about 3hrs together total, I came in her again and again until I was blueballed, then we showered together and parted ways.

We would meet occasionally for fuckdates for a few years after that, and during that time be both got divorced and eventually parted ways. Some of the best sex I've ever had though.

>>744845986
Wow, awesome.

>>744845132
Stale

>>744845443
nice.
sounds like a hell of an education

>>744846382
it was alright, wish I'd known what I was doing though. she was a sub and really eager to please.

if it had happened a couple of years later I really would have had fun with her ,but instead I just fucked her and got a few blowjobs out of it.

>>744846586
Definitely, and on many levels.

>>744841852
My ex is doing paperwork to try to get me to pay child support for "our kids." My visectomy is older than her and, because she never read the paperwork, I stole the identities of the guys she fucked when she was with me. I signed the hospital paperwork as them. I've been keeping that funny on the back-burner for years. I was beginning to think that little funny bomb would never get tripped.
Truth be told, trap was already triggered and now 2 poor saps she hasn't seen for years got child support papers. She keeps calling me when they don't pay because all the shit is done through lawyers. I just laugh and hang up. The call last month, I tell her to get her lawyer to let her read the paperwork. It's my biggest joke yet and she saw decades of my funny bone.

I was driving this one night and saw this girl hitchhiking, I pulled over and asked if she needed help. I'm 48 and happily married, anyway this girl looked to be in her early 20s very attractive young lady. I get her in the truck and start telling her how dangerous it is to be doing that, she seems pretty tired though falls asleep pretty fast. She's reclined in the passenger seat, starts moaning and pulling at her clothes, tits out pretty fast and she's putting her hand down these shorts she's got on that are sorta loose. I'm trying to drive this whole time, it's hard real hard. Trying to think of my wife and kids not wanting to act on any urges. She eventually wakes up though seems sort of embarrassed, asks if she did anything in her sleep and says it happens if she's on some drug or something. We're pulled over getting gas in Cleveland, we are going to the same place so she's relieved. Finished getting gas she apologized for not having money or anything, says she just left an abusive boyfriend. Asks if she can help me another way. Says to pull over on this dirt road, she's on my lap I'm not really wanting to but I'm not stopping her either. She won't take no for an answer the little I did resist, I'm not a good looking guy so I'm very confused. We had sex right there no rubber or anything, I'm hoping she's young enough to not have anything no clue how much I'd regret this. She spends the rest of the drive jerking me off or giving me road head, it's hot in the most guilty feeling way. She asks for my number, not wanting her to feel used I stupidly give it "maybe she'll need help or I'll get this mind blowing sex again" I thought. I don't hear anything from her for 3 or 4 months then I get this call from a much older woman, find out the girl is 16 and pregnant they want money or it's all reported. I've paid over 10,000$ this last year to keep her quiet. I'm thinking about turning myself in just to get out of it.

>>744846911
Oh fuck.

One time my flatmate thought I had gone out. I walked out into the lounge found her lying on the sofa finger banging herself. One foot on the floor, one up over the back of the sofa. I was behind her so she had no idea i was there. Couldn't really see much but was still hot AF. She was going hard out and really writhing around.
Hid behind the wall and watched for a while before going back to my room. Then had to wait until she left before I could leave the room. Didn't want to freak her out and have her realise I was home all along.

>>744846911
oops, you violated the "never stick your dick in crazy" rule, bro.

I'm married and "straight" but sometimes I like to suck strangers cocks. I usually get on Craigslist, find someone, kneel behind the door, they walk in, I suck their cock until the cum, then they leave. I do it about once a month.

>>744847671
Ever have regret? Bad experiences? Do you get yourself off at the same time? Ever had anyone turn up and think to yourself 'uughhh not this one'.

>>744847671
I've sucked cock when I was a teen but not since. I've thought about doing it again but then I go fap and lose interest. Do you swallow usually?

I jus purchase image base form board. sight is fail, peeple suk and monies is no happen. I wood give sight back but previus owner is jew and will not buy. what do?

>>744841852
These kind of threads are shit and OP is a faggot.

I've secretly developed a code worth billions which allows 4chan users to get dubs 100% of the time. Check'em

>>744848016
>>744848061
Never regret it but as soon as I shower, it's out of my system til then next time the feeling creeps up. No bad experiences but have had one guy turn up and his cock wasn't what his picture said it was. It's usually pretty dark so don't even care about their faces. I never get off until they're gone. I like to feel used. Sometimes I swallow but sometimes I like to be covered in a big load.

>>744848196
Interesting.

I kinda want to offer up my ass to a Craigslist cock but then I get too scared and chicken out.

>>744848434
The worst feeling is when you know they're on their way. The nerves are crazy. Then I put a hard cock in my mouth and it all goes away. I did it just the other day so currently have no desire to do it again any time soon. I find that most guys are waaaay more nervous than I am. At the end of the day, they're walking into a dark house alone. Must are straight guys too so chances are, no one has a clue where they really are.

>>744845132
Moldy pasta

>>744845986
Er..,.... Pics?

>>744848620
Yeah I get the nerves part. I've come very close to going through with it, to the point of arranging a time and texting with someone but then canceling at the last minute because I couldn't deal with it.

>>744845132
Hes going to murder you. That's the kind of shit that changes a person.

>>744848739
Just do it. Agree that it's cum & go. Tell them there will be no chat. Just fuck, cum then leave. Most guys get off on that.

>>744848732
this was in 2004. I still have the pics somewhere, but they're potato quality by todays standards

>>744848913
Feels fake

>>744848870
Eh, I've found that if I just go crank one out to some porn, the problem solves itself without any further risk or exposure. But still the idea is intriguing.

i knew this guy in college...

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1871636x52ea498e-51

>>744848944
that's fine anon. wasn't even going to post in this thread, was just replying to a guy who had a similar story to me.

>>744849062
did you knew he was such a faggot?

>Have a best friend since childhood, it's a girl
>Been friends for 22 years
>Can say anything in full honesty without things getting awkward
>It was clear to everyone early on she'd be a very pretty girl
>We do have an attraction going on and the lines of friendship, love and lust get mixed up sometimes
>Would jokingly grab ass with each other, say things like 'Nice ass' etc.
>Still enjoy the cuddling parts typically shared by bf/gf so we just go with that.
>Skip some time, she has a boyfriend now
>We don't hang out as often and have to stop the kinda intimate stuff
>Boyfriend seems like a pretty cool guy, he understands and has no trouble when we do hang out or whatever
>Have to admit I get a bit jealous sometimes, but care about the friendship more so if she's happy that's good.
>She's with him for a couple of years, has moved in with him
>More and more signs she's not happy, I can read her like a book. She's a very happy cheerful girl by nature and something is off.
>Asked what's going on, but she gets defensive and all that so I decide not to get involved any more
>A while later he breaks up with her, nothing too serious. Love just died from his end I guess.
>She is messed up by it though, crying hysterically at my front door, shaking and all that
>Call her parents, they come over to my place
>Parents ask if she wants to come home with them, but she wants to stay with me. They know me well and are cool with that.
>She ends up staying a week, I have a spare room. It's a bit of strain on my life because so far I was leading a pretty good life just being by myself, comfortable around silence and all that. But you know, of course I'll be supportive.
>Talk through it all, and she has calmed down a bit. She carefully asks if she could stay longer
>I actually started to like taking care of her and having a girl around the house.
>Get her stuff from the boyfriends house with her family, he's a bit nervous but things are ok

Cont.
Stick with this detail?

>>744849273
No, saw those pictures way later

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>>744841852
I'm in a relationship with multiple people.

But I really have strong feelings towards one specifically and the others simply for sex.

Pic very very Related it's pretty much them

>>744849361
Cont. please

>>744849062
Holy shit! This guy needs our votes!

>>744848913
I asked for pics. Wasn't the anon who said fake. I like the story. Even potato pics would be good. If it was me, I would definitely know where the pics were. Saying that, I've lost pics of my ex wife's tits and pics of her sister in panties, but I am an old fag (no homo)

Had weird situation while flatting during uni. 3 guys sharing a house, had spare room. One flatmate was a dealer, he arranged for a chick to sleep in the spare room. Free of charge for her. Deal was she paid nothing except her own food, got free dope, just had to fuck us when we wanted. Oh and make us dinner couple nights a week.
Was strange at first but i got used to the arrangement. Some days each of us would have a go at her, other times she might go 3 days without having to fuck us at all. Lasted just under 3 months before we realised she was stealing from us so kicked her out.

Miss those days, pretty good to wake up walk into the kitchen, pull your morning wood out and tell her suck on it a little. Then go have a shit shower and shave, have her finish the job before heading off to lectures.

>>744849361
Detail good. Pls cont

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I drive a bus. I have untreated severe sleep apnea and no one knows, I have fallen asleep at the wheel with a full bus, never hit anything though and usually wake up pretty quick. figure they won't renew my medical card if they find out so I never go to the doctor. I once had what felt like a minor heart attack while driving a bus. it passed so I never went to the doctor. Also never had gf and pretty sure i'm gay for my best friend who is straight so never resolving that one.

>>744849732
I know where they are. they're with all the other pics of my exes, secure and backed up on my NAS at home. I dive in there for fap material pretty regularly.

I'm not at home though, so getting them for this thread would be more trouble than its worth.

>>744849361
>So we got her stuff, my house actually improves with a bit of femininity, not only the stuff but also the smells and all that
>She can stay as long as she wants, I have the space.
>She has calmed down but of course still heartbroken, so I figure she needs to take her mind off things and be confronted with other things to enjoy
>To me, that's being outdoors in nature whether it's hiking, cycling etc. so we end up taking on mountainbiking
>Got her a bike and proper gear, and the thrill of cycling through these sometimes sketchy trails actually gets her laughing
>God, that's good to hear
>We end up mountainbiking more, and go sightseeing.. I have a camera so we do some photography. I'm telling you, great cure for heartbreak
>She's actually becoming her old self, becoming more chatty and cheerful
>Back at home she still struggles sometimes, because there is much less distraction
>Start watching Breaking Bad together, it's actually really hard to find a series without romance.. didn't want to remind her just yet.
>Bingewatching whole evenings, both really enjoy it
>She curls up her feet against my leg, and we end up just sitting close etc. with my arm around her
>Turns out I really missed this feeling without realising before.

Cont.
Sorry if slow

>>744850061
No apologies needed, keep going. Love the outdoors thing too

>>744849986
Fair

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>>744850061
I should be asleep lol

i lie on the internet.

im a girl.

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>>744841852
Sometimes I lie and exaggerate on 4chan to make good stories

>>744850570
That's a good idea. I probably fapped to a few of your sex stories. I think I will do that with my incest stories, really tame compared to ya'll so I never posted them. I'm not really imaginative though, so imagination-dim that I have a hard time lying. I'm not saying I'm super honest, I just a really bad liar. I'm caught every single f**king time.

>>744847130
>implying girls dont like to get attention no matter what/how

>>744850563
dude, the rules of the internet state that there are no girls on 4chan

>>744850769
>I just a really bad liar.

i always catch you and tell you you are a bad liar.

>>744850834
Agreed.

>>744845986
>I lost my virginity to a policewoman when I was underage.
You're both niggas, right?

>>744850061
>Time goes on, at this point we've finished Breaking Bad and just enjoy the company together
>The more we watch, the more she gets back to her old self. She's always very outspoken and cheerful and I see that coming back more and more.
>She's that type of girl when she cries the whole world seems miserable, and when she smiles it's like a perfect summer day.
>Look for more series, Better Call Saul
>Finish that and times goes on
>At this point I feel like I got her back, she occasionally cries about it but for the most part she's back to her old self.
>That smile
>I don't actually want her to move out
>That's the good thing about being best friends, basically just tell her I love her company and so does she.
>Night time, go to bed again but I wish she'd stay with me in my room instead of the spare room
>I guess the lines got blurry again, love feelings
>Go to her room, find her crying in bed. She's still confronted with it when she's alone like that but it's not too bad
>"Want to come over to my room?" Had to carefully word that, didn't want to say: Sleep with me haha
>She just nods, we hug it out and we get some of her stuff.
>Sleeping with me in my bed, we cuddle some more
>Get a boner from being close to her, I mean..she's good looking with a nice body
>Try to hide it but she's noticed.

Cont.

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>23
>early2000s.
>little sister sleeps with me.
>supposed to be asleep.
>but doing sex like in webm related.
>feelikecum.
>pull dick out.
>squeeze dick in hand.
>wipe dick and hand with dirty clothes.
>wash dick after.
>back to sleep.
>the end.

>>744847671
you're the kinda guy i'm hoping to run into one day.

>>744850952
middle-class white folk.

I put myself in situations where there a high chance I'll be raped. I get off on the rush. Over the last 3 years, I've been raped 68 times.

>>744850954
FINISH

>>744850954
Dont die on me

>>744851080
:-))) We have no niggas in our country. Though that's good!

>>744851172
Fucking slut...

>>744850825
Could be lying?

>"Don't worry, it's fine"
>She doesn't mind and understands my worries about it with her at this point
>Kiss her on her forehead saying 'Love you'
>She responds with 'Love you too' and we both smile/laugh
>Next morning, wake up to her undressing
>She doesn't seem to hide anything, just in panties. I can see her boobs. even when I'm clearly awake
>'Good morning'
>Not sure if she's this confident we're just friends or things are actually started to brew in terms of love.
>Just go with: "You're looking good"
>She responds with a kinda nervous smile and then goes: "Well I'm not gonna hide from you"
>Then takes off panties and walks off to take a shower in her bare ass.
>Laugh, but yeah I fapped.
>I love her.. openness, no shame at all

Cont.
Told you I'd be slow, I want to tell the story in an interesting way (no lies though)

>>744851747
have you married her yet? jesus fuck

>>744851747
If this thread dies make a new one I would love to read this story to an end

>>744851747
Patient but still waiting

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>>744845132
fucking repost

I'm in an online relationship with an asian female. Shits cash mane

>>744851172
You got AIDS i guess...

>>744851747
>So time goes on, actually see each other naked all the time at this point
>She makes clever remarks about my boner.. like 'Someone's happy to see me'
>Actually very liberating to not have to hide anything from her.
>Sightseeing and being in nature continues
>I think at this point she's over her ex-bf completely, even when alone
>Definite love feelings from both sides at this point
>We just go with the flow really, if I want to give her a kiss we do just that
I'll just skip a bit here, because people seem to get impatient

>After a while sleeping in the same bed being cuddly and all that, she now sleeps without a bra.
She loves when I stroke her stomach kinda teasing and I'm free to fondle her tits.
>After this the lines are pretty much gone.

Cont.

I gorf my horf

my fathers car tried to finger me.

>>744842006
Oh boy, another lithuanian pic.

>>744852520
Pro tip... write your story out beforehand

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I selfsuck, despite the fact i sometimes hurt by back i can't stop.

I am a car and i tried fingering my owner's son.

>>744852727
im asian so theres not even a chance for me you're a lucky guy

>>744852732
Is your owner is son's mom?

>>744852727
Ive stopped doing it. Feels more like you're giving than taking. Also swallowing causes me issues.

>>744852727
This is hot

I was raised by a man who didn't want kids. The only reason he won full custody of me was because he married another woman who had money, and saw me as a way to get more. After he kicked her out, he left. He left me at home for years. He'd come back every few weeks, fill the fridge, give me 100 bucks and leave. I raised myself since I was ten. When he was home he was drunk and violent or he'd have a whore over and he'd have me watch their kids. He was cruel to me when he was alone, no girlfriend or wife to hold him back. He'd wake me up in a drunken fit and tell me to kill myself, I was worthless and wasting his money. I have indents in my head from where threw me against a wall.

I'm an adult now. I have major fucking issues. I don't sleep through the night, the slightest sound wakes me. When a man raises his voice, in an argument, out of excitement, I break down. I flinch when a man raises his hand quickly. Relationships are difficult for me. I absolutely love sex, but that's all men are to me. I get uncomfortable when someone asks to date me. I make excuses and ghost the ones who get close. I don't want children, I haven't for as long as I could remember. The only man I allowed myself to have a relationship with told me that he dreamed of having a big family. I broke up with him a few weeks after. Every time he made me smile I thought about what he said and it made me sad. He doesn't know why I broke it off. His mother texts me often saying how I ruined her son. He was a good man. If he didn't want kids it might have worked.

I feel weak. I thought raised myself better than the shitty pathetic bitch I've turned out to be. I often think of ghosting, starting over somewhere new, forgetting my past and trying a relationship with someone who loves fucking and video games and hiking and being around me. I'm scared I'll fail and just turn to being an angry drunk like my father.

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>>744850769
Funny thing is I've had a very over the top life. I never go past the point of insanity I've reached IRL. Every story I've told is plausible.... Hell some of them just have minor detail tweaks.
The ones you jerked it to are most likely real supprisingly. Its hard to fake a sex story because its will devolve into "Then I gave that bitch muh dik and she wuz like yo dis dik iz da best dik dat ever wuz"
>I do get accused of being a same fag a lot
>Even when I screen cap and Embarrass the accuser
I will say this, sometimes one detail changed can completely turn a story around

>>744850970
Nice

>>744851747
cont af mate

>>744852520
>So we just make out and go with it
>She takes off her panties
>I take off my boxers
>Get a pretty good handjob while she fingers herself with her other hand
>I take over and rub her now really wet pussy, and fingering her.
>Her moans.. Mm
>Both love it, but I really want to fuck her now
>"Do you wanna.."
>"Yeah"
>So we end up having great sex missionary, having trouble not to cum straight away.
>Manage to keep up for 5 mins or so before cumming (with condom)
>Rubbed and fingered her, and she came onto my fingers.
>Had never seen the supposed shocking of the body, but she did.
>She actually sucked my dick clean after.
>Both satisfied kinda laughed it off after telling each other that was great
>And that was how I had sex with my best friend.. or now girlfriend?
>Had a conversation about that not too long after just to be clear and we got together
>I guess it counts as beating the friendzone right?
>I've been married to her for 3 years now, expecting a girl in about 3 months

>>744852713
I know, this is why I warned I would be slow because I wanted to tell the story in a good way.

>>744853119
fuckin beautiful...

>>744852979
sad

>>744852935
I just love it, pure gold. But yesterday i didn't stretch so now i nave to deal with back pain....

>>744853189
Thanks!

>>744853119
Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>744852979
You need to stop fucking around with boys. You need a man to sort you out. Not some pussy who will be scared of your issues. Someone who will embrace them and turn them into strengths. Sounds gay af but trust me. Ignore soft pussies. There's someone out there who you can let go with. He'll give you what you need.

>>744853119
you've won the life man

>>744852979
Did you graduate smth? Have you a job?

>>744853359
Definitely does! Especially the sex in early stages of pregnancy. She's basically horny all day + free to cum inside her. WIN.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

bumoz

>>744853443
After my last relationship I tried that. I need a man to pound my pussy every day, call me his little slut and fill my holes with his cum.. But he also needs to be smart enough to understand my bullshit. Most guys to my knowledge and experience are either one or the other. Turning my bullshit into strengths though? How is cowering in a fucking corner something that makes you strong..?

>>744852979
Isn't a one sided issue takes two people to make it work. A guy to understand and do what he can but not everything is perfect. You have to try to make improvements on your end if you want something to work. If your looking for excuses for it to fail it will got to look for reasons why in won't. >But my issues don't let it work. Well then try to fix it or accept you will be single

bmpp

>>744853967
You need someone who can take what makes you cower in a corner and turn it into someone else. It's a maturity thing. Mentally. You need a strong man. Someone who will grow with you. Someone who isn't arrogant enough to think he knows everything. To reign you in when you act out but to let you free to flower too. It's a balancing act but it's not difficult if he enjoys it.

>>744854388
You're a pussy. She doesn't need someone like you. Your knight in shining armor shit won't help her.

>>744852727
totally jealous

>>744854601
If anyone one is white knighting it's you phaggot. If I'm in a relationship and my partner had issues that are effecting us as a whole we can either work together to fix it or break it off. I'm a girl btw

>>744853119
enjoy life :)

>>744854831
Super gay

>>744854525
>>744854525
I wouldn't be with a man like that if our positions were switched. That's too much bullshit. But I wouldn't expect anyone to want to deal with mine either.

Now I'm re reading what I typed. It sounds bitch but I still agree with it.

>>744854601
What do you think I need, if it's not the equal balance guy?

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>>744841852
I'm gay

>>744855008
It absolutely is the balanced guy you need. But balanced with patience and strength (mentally and physically). i think it's a completely different dynamic of the roles we're switched but as the dominant male, he should be able to stop you acting out. If you're in public and you act out, he should make sure he's in your head enough that a firm hand in your neck is enough to give you that feeling of security. You need someone who can take away the overthinking. When you can just hand yourself over to him, you won't have to think too much.

>>744855008
You said it yourself. You know exactly how you want to be treated. You'll get tonnes of men who will fool you into believing that they can give it to you, but 9/10 wont have a clue and will let you down quickly.

>>744853459
Smth? Highschool, some college. Two jobs currently.

>>744855351
I have a thing for dominant/aggressive males. The type with strong hands who sigh and smile when I do something that bothers them, but tears my pussy up later to remind me who's in charge. So far though, those type are usually not very bright. I think you hit something there with the over thinking. I'm the queen of that shit.
>>744855434
I've had enough guys to be able to differentiate between the ones that just want to suck and fuck, the ones who just want to cuddle and be held and the ones who see vulnerabilities and act on them for themselves. 9.5/10 are fucking let downs, hit that on the mark.

>>744856361
I think you know exactly what you need but you've been let down so many times that you don't think it exists. But it does. Finding it is the hardest thing.

I haven't been truly happy in my life since 2008

>>744841852
I'm a zoophile

I still love my ex.

i'm not a human

>>744856528
The one guy I dated took years to find. I'm just looking for someone more complex I guess. Someone I don't just want to fuck, but makes me comfortable? I'm used to not talking about my issues, tbh no one asks. One guy noticed I flinched when we were watching a conner McGregor fight. My guy cheered and raised his fist. I told him I had brothers and he didn't ask anything else. I've gotten better with most of my big issues but they're still there. Communication is also something I need to work on..

>>744856898
I don't believe you

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I want to fuck Damien from Tim & Eric's Bedime Stories.
>femanon

>>744857069
You shouldn't have to work on anything. All you should be worried about is trusting someone enough to let them do the thinking for you. You need to find someone you can give yourself to. Then there will be no problems. Someone who can turn your fear into something sexual. You said it yourself, you want someone to own your pussy. He should make you believe that he owns it. You can't be scared when you love it. Every time you flinch, he should make you cum. See how long it lasts for. Soon you'll be begging to flinch

>>744857195
Who doesn't?

>>744857527
It's been awhile since I saw a guy in a show that made me go omg wtf bbq!

>>744857069
Do you like older men?

>>744857497
Mmmh. Hot. Never thought of it like that. Thank you for your advice! I didn't think I'd get any good advice from a thread on b.. Very helpful. :)

>>744857765
I do. I tend to choose partners that have a good 10+ years on me.

>>744857784
You're very welcome. Just out of curiosity, where are you from? US or UK?

>>744857905
How old are you?

I jack off thinking about my mom in various sexual situations

>>744857975
You've come to the right place.

>>744845132
Now you're on 4chan. You must not have been that cool after all

>>744857914
US
>>744857948
24

>>744852979
Did he ever fuck you?

>>744858292
Shame. I would have liked to tried to earn you.

>>744858607
Wait, because of my age or location? Earn me? :l imnotatrophy

>>744853119
Thank fucking God this didn't end with Nessie. Congrats bro

>>744852979
That's horrible, anon. Sorry that happened to you. Get therapy ASAP. It sucks and it's uncomfortable and it helps.

>>744858801
I meant earn your trust. And your location. Not your age. I'm in the UK

I don't know how to feel happy. I am trapped with a kid on the way that I didn't want with a girl I don't want to be with in a job I am stuck in because of that.

>>744858914
Oh, welp. Thanks for the interest :)
>>744858858
I had some therapy (with my father) but just turns into me incoherently sobbing because he denies he was ever awful to me. It made me feel dumb and for a while I started to believe I made this shit up.. My friends that were there saw it though and assured me I didn't singlehandedly fuck myself up.

>>744859026
My best friend fucked his life just like that.
>Feels

>>744859186
I sound like I'm going on a bit here but you don't need therapy or drugs. All that does is tries to bury your problems or mask them. The only way to beat them is to own them. Turn them into something different. Surrounding yourself with the cause of the issues isn't helping anyone. Neither is sitting there talking to someone who doesn't really give a shit.

>>744859363
But drugs are fun :k

>>744845132
you fucking asshole! also yeah what happend? why are you on 4chan?

I'm 19 and I have a tulpa, and she's helped me through a lot of bad times, even out of depression. I consider her as real as any person.

>>744859577
Well. Not prescription drugs.

I like to act like I have a big secret but I really don't and to be quite honest I think I'm a very shallow and one-dimensional person when others believe that I'm much more.

I'd like to think that the person that would become my significant other would be able to see that.

>>744843913
>>744844294
Why did you delete the first post? What did it describe? Who is the girl you're telling the story about? How old was/is she? Also, how big is your dick? And did you having a big dick have something to do with what was posted in the first part of your story?

>>744843620
Was she hot? Is she still hot now? How old was/is she? What did the friend say to you after he find out? Did he confront you? Want to fight you? Did this ruin his relationship with his mom? Do you have a big dick? Most importantly, do you have any pictures of her you'd be willing to let us see? Even if you have some that you could block out her face in and then post? Also, what was her body like? Big tits? Big ass? Hairy pussy?

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>744859026
Every morning it's a crushing disappointment that I woke up again.

>>744859026
if anything, be a good father. But nowhere does that mention that you need to be with her. Get out, be involved with your kid as much as possible but have your own life away from her.

I live with a mentally ill (delusions of grandeur level schzio) mother and my aunt whos her caretaker... whos also fucking mentally ill from what I presume is the stress of tsking care of my mom and me (she cooks for everyone because shes scared of us burning the house down).
I want to just run away from home and not deal with this shit even when I know its not the best choice for my mother and that its fucking selfish.

>>744858858
Surprised this is still up, thanks though! Glad you enjoyed the story.