tell me your secrets

>>744823826
>be me
>male, 15
>fond of collecting knifes
>had 36
>a hobbie
>sharpen them day and night
>carried at least 1 on me at all times
>even in school
>walking back home from school one day
>shitty home in shitty place surrounded by shitty people
>quite, dark, damp
>be 5 minutes from home
>a 40 so years old man gabs my feet from the bushes
>gags me with his coat
>pushes me to the ground on my chest
>pulls my trousers and underwear down
>spreads my ass cheeks and spits on my asshole
>fingers my asshole with his 3 dirty fingers
>sticks his dusty old cock in my ass
>try to scream, but all i can do is bite his fingers underneath his coat
>he does not like this and flips me around
>slaps me
>grabs my jaw, pulls
>as of any other day, i carry a knife
>he turning me on my back gave me the best chance
>pull my knife from my knife holder, under my trouser pocket
>stab him in the right side
>he screams
>stab him in the back
>he grabs my neck
>stab him in upper back
>he drops on his back onto the ground
>he is basically parallelized
>in a fury of rage
>stab, stab, stab.
>stabbed him at least 9 times in the chest
>1 in each leg in case he lived by some miracle, also i really enjoyed it
>wish i craved "PEDO & RAPIST" into his forehead
>ran home
>told no one, not even family
>never caught

There was a storm outside hail and rain were hitting my window. The house started to shake about a minute later and I hear the tornado sirens going off. I got up and out into the hall way and tripped over some pictures that fell off the wall and cut my foot on glass. I was trying to crawl to the stairs I saw my brother. He picked me up and ran me down stairs to the basement. He put me in the cornor while the house was shaking and the floor boards were starting to come up. He ran back upstairs to find my parents and he got knocked back down the stairs by the wind. He crawled over to me and held me tight. The lights went out and I felt like the tornado was right over us. He covered me with his body and pushed me forward on to the concrete. He pulled down my pjs and began pushing his cock inside me for the next 30 seconds or so and then cumming inside me. He pull up my pjs when he was done and kept holding me til the storm was over. He walked up stairs with me to find the whole top part of the house was gone and we could not find my parents. I could never look at him the same. I was thankful he saved me but after what he did when the state picked us up I asked to be put into another foster home and never saw him again.

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literally no secrets

i've made myself boring on purpose

>>744824133
/devilish/

im a nigger

>>744823875
Is this still HBO?

i've crossdress and given/received oral with another man, but i haven't done anything with a woman yet.

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again over and over again how much she wants it
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting multiple orgasms from it
>she's probably ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession
>sorry and not sorry

I successfully summoned a demon a few months back, and I can't even put into words how much better life has been.

I haven't told a soul.

I post pictures of spying on my daughter for others to look at and jack off to the thoughts of guys running through her like a slut.

>>744824766
Gibe story and instructions plox

>I can't go back to my hometowns events becuws I'm a "pervert"
>never had luck with girls at school
>it all started because I was a year older than most of my grade and more mature
>for a period I was in a childlike mindset but a teen body and that didn't mix well
>I asked girls out and did things earlier than everyone else
>I was semi popular and the girls I were into were the most popular
>their opinion mattered more because of looks and their popularity
>to this day i can't shake the reputation
>I'm not a pervert
>I swear

>>744824766
Story?

>>744823826
I used to work at Subway. One morning I was cutting tomatoes and I cut my finger. I bled into the tomatoes but didn't say anything. So people ate my blood.

>>744825168
How does this make you more of a pervert than the next guy that you can't show up to your hometown?

When I was around 9 I was molested by a 12 year old girl, but enjoyed it so I didn't give a fuck and never told anyone.

>>744825364
I can but my entire grade thinks I'm a pervert which sucks because it's not a town where people move away after they graduate. I live in a both urban and rural town

>>744825517
Same thing happened to me but I was 7
We actually got caught, but our mom's never said anything

got diagnosed with ADD and being highly gifted a couple of months ago.
only told my mother and brothers.
probably never gonna tell anybody else.
shitty secret i know.

>>744825157
>>744825292

Was getting suicidal. Life felt unbearable.

Instead of an-hero, I decided to try alternative methods.

After a couple hours of googling random shit, I came across an article about summoning goetic demons.

Eventually came upon a ritual to summon Asmodeus.

I can't give you the methods to do this. He was happy that I found it on my own. He's shown me things.

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I still have and share a bunch of nudes from my ex boyfriend

>>744826106
Post more

>>744826106
that's gay

>>744825813
Add?

>>744826561
attention deficit disorder without hyperactivity

>>744824680
Fuck i wish someone would do this to me

>>744826507
No shit Sherlock!

>>744826623
Ahhh OK, my gf has the same. Good luck with that ;)

>be me
>27yo guy
>Lost virginity to a prostitute
>Only ever had sex with prostitutes since
>Never had a girlfriend
>Low self esteem
>Doesn't matter had sex
>No regrets

>>744826793
How much you pay?

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>be me
>be 16
>be fucking horny all the time like any teens
Can't afford a fleshlight
>sneak in little bro 's room
>snatch rubber thingy
>cut it in half
>flip it inside out
>go to the bone zone with it
>still use same trick 3 years later

>>744826862
between €100 and €150
convert for yourselves non eurofags

I fingered a girl on a public bus

>>744826635
are you a femanon?

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>>744823826
pregnant women give me boners!

>>744824766
Asmodeus (/æzmoʊˈdeJəs/ az-mo-DAY-əs or /æzˈmoʊdiəs/ az-MOH-dee-əs)[1] is a fictional character from the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. His exact nature varies from publication to publication; he is alternately presented as an evil god or a powerful devil.

I convinced my ex gf to let the family dog lick her vag and record it for me

>>744827102

Lol the material is safe for your skin man?

>>744823826
One time I had an allergic reaction to antibiotics and shit my pants in my friends car.

>>744827453
Yeah i am. Inb4 show tits

I shit in the shower instead of the toilet.

I post photos of my wife, and a buddy's wife and fap to people fapping to them

>>744827939
If you are sexy show tits or gtfo

>>744828107
You have no friends?

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>>744827102
i fucked these as a kid

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>>744827102
glad i'm not the only one that uses children's toys to get off.

>be me
>be 16
>be fucking horny all the time like any teens
>can't afford dildo
>buy $1 vibrating light up green lightsaber at the store
>put up against clit
>disco party in my pants

the batteries ran out a year after i bought it, so i just press it up against my clit and jerk off like a dude.

>>744827939
how does one deal with not being able to fulfill their fantasies? do you just cheat and hope not to get caught or do it before you date someone else? i'm kinda in the same situation now too...

I don't wash my hands after I wipe my ass.

>>744828775
no one does

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I want to be the girl but I waited to long and now am developing gross masculine dad bod. If only transitioning was more accepted and better known when I was my young twinkish build.

>>744823826
Not often, but sometimes i have no empathy for people caught in bad situations and like to watch what happens. Like i know i should feel bad, and if i witnessed people dying in person itd change my perspective real quick.. But for hurricane irma for example. Im kind of curious to see how fucked up florida gets. Am i terrible? Or is this somewhat normal? I have a heart by the way. Im no sociopath not an autist. Just a normie in a weird spot in life. Also porn addicted pretty badly and lost my confidence and drive due to it.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>744828875
just use hormones

i molested my younger cousin

>>744828940
I'm too far gone to make any bit of a convincing woman. Plus I've got a wife and kid now that complicates things when before I was just alone.

I've made my peace with it, but just miss what could have been.

>>744828875
Just eat 500 calories below your TDEE, do tons of cardio, and wax. But my first suggestion would have to be accept being a male. Thats what you are, just because you lop your penis off doesnt change your genes, and i sure as fuck don't care what your mentally ill mind feels like on a daily basis.

>>744823895
Jesus wtf

>>744829065
How old are you?

>>744828992
Greentext

>>744829180
Kys

>>744824552
Faggot

>>744824680
Female nature is srsly fucked, bro. Take care of yourself.

>>744829267
With sharpie in pooper?

>>744829176
>>744829161
34. My weight isn't as much an issue as is my shoulders and face and overall hairiness and sharp edges.

>>744823895
Oh, "Boohoo, my brother saved my life and stretched my tight little hole! WAAAAAAH!"
you should've gotten down on your knees and given your brother a thank you beej for saving your life, you ungrateful little shit.

>>744829180
> be 14
> at grandparents house
> family gathering, bunch of aunts and uncles, some cousins, other assorted relatives are there
> playing with my brother, uncle and a couple of my cousins in the basement
> 7yo cousin comes along and gets in the middle of things
> try to move her out of the way
> she is resisting and giggling
> start tickling her
> im totally into just getting my hands on her
> she ends up on my lap
> im still tickling her and shes squirming about
> instant boner
> somewhat panic, push her off of me, try to hide it
> she tries to get back on top of me
> shove her
> she grabs some of my shit and runs off
> kinda pissed, get up and follow her
> she ducks into a guest bedroom
> follow her in
> mostly shut the door on my way in
> try to get her to give me my stuff back
> she runs around trying to avoid me
> manage to grab her
> sit back onto the bed and pull her on top of me
> still turned on at this point
> start tickling her again
> she is still enjoying it
> feeling bold
> work my hand down her side
> creep over to her vag
> touch her a bit through her dress
> she doesn't seem to mind
> work my hand under her dress
> start touching her panties
> just quick touches at first
> super horny now
> raging boner
> fuck it, going for it

>>744829543
> hook my finger under her panties
> pull them to the side
> touch her little vagina
> start rubbing it a bit with my finger
> she is really squirming now, trying to get free
> poke at her little hole
> shes not laughing any more
> rub her clit a bit
> she hits me
> start to panic a bit and let go of her
> she runs off
> chase after her
> block her in the hall
> tell her she cant tell anyone
> she says she is going to tell her dad
> try to bribe her
> she says she has to tell
> try threatening her
> parents yell from upstairs that its time for dinner
> have to let her go
> she takes off upstairs
> slowly go up
> she told
> dad pulls me aside
> asked what happened
> tell him she took my shit and i was tickling her to get it and must have accidentally touched her there
> nobody ever talks about it again

>>744828875
Eewww mentally ill faggot kys

>>744823895
Fucking ungrateful little bitch.

>>744829389
Women can have broad shoulders and strong jawlines. You can just soften your face by contouring or get surgery. As for the hair, just get laser hair removal or shave.

>>744829065
Now you have a kid, put everything after your kid.
Your faggoty life, leave it.
You have kid, if that kid is not raised correctly, it is your fault entirely. Not the mother, the mother is never at fault. Only the father.
Yes this is just like the movies, but its true.
ALWAYS FOR THE KID, especially if its a boy. If its girl, she can dumb her life on a mans.
A boy must have a great father to look up to. Not a sissy faggot grown "man".

I can't go home because of some rumors my former sister in law started about 10 years ago. Now some people think I ran off with a 15yo and got her preggers. Others think I raped and killed a 15yo and spent years in prison. And I had one guy tell me he heard I was a serial rapist.
No matter how many times you prove rumors wrong, there's always some people who believe them. I just don't want to deal with the bullshit, so I just never go home. There's nothing there for me anyway.
At least my brother finally divorced her ass.

>>744829833
Yeah, I just know it would be really hard to get the results I want at this point. Plus part of the appeal would be to just be a young unnattached shemale getting slammed by a bunch of different hookups. Not really worth all the problems it would cause me now.

Missed my chance unfortunately. I'm not miserable or suicidal or anything. Pretty happy really but just can't stop thinking about it.

>>744829833
Or just an hero. Much better idea.

>>744830078
It's good you're content with your life. You should probably just stay where your at then.

Maybe you could be a drag queen at night and live a double life. Like Batman.

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A girl at camp was kissing me while i was asleep at camp and when i woje up with her on top of me she told me she and the other girls were playing truth ir dare but she was litterally the only one awake. We actually became close friends later that summer

>>744826635
you girls need to stop fucking getting into relationships if you can't get over this stuff

I was raped by my sister's boyfriend when I was a child and no one knew. They're getting married now and I don't know if i should let that happen

>>744830988
Blow his brains out nigguh he deserves it

>>744824680
so how did the aftermath of that go? are you two still together what's going on?

>>744830988
Does your sister trust you?

Also, is your sister a mega bitch? This could influence her decision.

>>744830988
100% tell her. fucks him over at the very least

>>744830988
Does your sister like you?
Do you like your sister?
And i mean in a family way.

>>744831340
Both of them are good people, and they have helped me in a lot of shit in my life. The thing is I really got fucked up by everything the dude did to me and honestly I would not wanna see someone like my sister's future son in the same spot as me.

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Found nudes of my friend on here. Have been fapping since.

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I like big tits shhhhhhhhh

>>744823826
I'm fapping right now. Not even watching porn, just casually lurking

My ass itches.

My gf fucked our pitbull. He didn't knot but his knot was like the size of a baseball. We're both relieved it didn't get in there

>>744831685
good people dont rape little girls

>>744831877
I'm a boy

>>744832032
or little boys. or little whatevers. good people dont rape kids

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>Ass fuck a high school white girl
>facefuck my cousin

>>744831847
Just the once?

>>744823895
This is copypasta newfags
Still don't understand why people on here believe everything they read

>>744831847
How did you talk her into doing that?

>>744826793
Hi five bro

>>744826635
I wish you the best of luck in getting your BF to convince him to do this. He'll have to be cool with it or he's about to dump you forever. Either one, but you'll get what you want then.

>>744829294
Funny thing is I'm the fine one. I wasn't when she was drunk and ranting and raving about it, but after this, it seems we're fair. Okay maybe not since mine what I did was actually worse.

>>744831073
She tried telling me she didn't mean it when she told me her fantasies. But we were friends for a while before we dated and she was very open about it then, so she's just trying to save herself here. That night she got drunk and went on about it, I could tell it wasn't just something in the back of her mind, so I was pissed.

Now she's been trying to be extra affectionate with me and telling me I'm the only one and she did and never wanted anyone else to touch her or get near her. Keeps going back on a lot of what she said too that night but it's over and done with. I believe she would cheat to fulfill this fantasy sooner or later.

Sad to see her try desperately to not lose me but she already did. I'm a shitty person and I can admit that but I just don't care.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I have a three inch erection and I'm circumcised

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16 and my mom left him and moved to another state.

I've spent around 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

I had a dream I was in a hotel room with this girl I like from one of my uni classes. We were about to have sex, but I left the room because I was sure she would laugh at my small penis.

I have a huge cheerleader fetish.

I took an introductory computer science course and had to fight hard to get a C. Programming even the most basic shit makes me want to put my head through a wall.

I've cheated my way to an A in more than one uni

>>744832230
Yeah, but I'm pushing for more. I don't know if she will though. He really bruised her up and she was tender for like 4 days afterward.

I only buy Tide pods because I still can't figure out where to load detergent in my washer

i'm straight

>>744828917
Oh YOU again...

>>744831685
This 100%>>744831877
He sounds like a sociopath. I have a few in my family, they're very good at people pleasing. No telling what he might do to her once once he feels comfortable enough around her to show his true personality.
You should tell your sister for both yours and her sake. You at least need to get it off your chest so it can stop weighing you down.

>>744832435
use google you fucking idiot

>>744832424
How long ago did she try?

>>744832322
We got the dog for my birthday and we don't know his, so we just celebrate my bday as "our" bday. Our dog has huge balls so I joked for months that for "our" birthday she should fuck us. She always said no and said it was gross, etc.

We got drunk on my birthday and after the uber home I made the joke in our bathroom. I was absolutely floored when she sighed and said she'd do it but only once.

>>744832573
Hey, don't judge! Maybe anon doesn't have a computer to use google?

>>744823826
i actually got a 7 inch cock as everyone in here claims having, but they lyingfags

>>744832706

February this year

>>744823826
I stuck several acorns up my ass 2 months ago. Extremely dissapointing.

>>744832742
Good girl! How old is she? She was sore after but how does she feel emotionally about it after?

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>>744828875

>>744832936
Make it a christmas present for her to do it again

>>744833053
She's 24. She was fine emotionally. She didn't feel dirty or anything like that. >>744833136
I'm trying everything lol

>>744832936
this>>744833136
just make it a holiday tradition on every holiday of your preference so it doesn't get old

>>744833249
A normal pic of her for reference?

My secret...

I once thought I was going to live a happy life. I would find love, I would get married, have kids.

I got married, she cheated on me, divorced, (divorce papers on my birthday of all days), no kids.

My secret is that the only think keeping me from putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger is that my cats would die without me.

>>744833249
Did she suck his cock?

I get off at the thought of being tied up in my own home, gang raped and impregnated with multiples by bastards.

I let random dogs eat me out at parks near my apartment.

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>>744833466
No way?! My animals are the only reason I don't fucking kill myself too!

Twinsies!

>>744833528
She did a bit. At times it visibly looked like she was not enjoying it.

I was diamonds

>>744833854
Ask her if you can watch the dog just lick her pussy

>>744829575
holy shit fam nice story. i kinda do that with my cousin but i am a little more sneakier than you about it. i have a couple stories i never really share even on this but i guess i can greentext some if youd like

>>744833854
Does the dog show much interest in fucking her generally?

>>744827666
Vid or it didnt happen

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>>744823826
> kissed my sister a lot when I was small and I think that it is why she don't like me
>I stalk her facebook and such and have all her pics saved onto my computer and organized by the date they were uploaded the websight and her age and who she is with
>I chew and lick on my feet
>Kids are kinda hot wtf you ruined me 4chan
>That's not true I was fucked before I came here
>One time as a kid I put some worms in the sun and dried out
>catch grasshoppers
>I teard the freezer door off today and don't member how it happened
>but my head hurts now and no one else was in the house
>I don't drink unless with my dad and never any other drugs but my PSTD pills
>on them because mom abused me ...a lot of ways

I got snipped at 30 years old 'cause I didn't want kids and I wanted to fuck without consequence. But then I got herpes and can't have kids nor fuck without consequence. This realization has mentally fucked me up for years now.

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Top of my class and I think college makes you dumber

>>744824680
You're a real piece of shit. Not every fantasy has to be acted out and not like this.

>>744829543
>>744829575
the age ratio actually isn't that bad

>>744834145
I will do this

>>744834353
Oh yeah. He humps at all dogs and humps at her if she's semi bent over

>>744834566
is that her? 6/10 but easy 9/10 for taboo

>>744827125
$110 to $165

I'm black and I hate black people except like 4 or 5.

>>744823826
I'm not supposed to post in these threads.

>>744834812
did mommy tell you not to

>>744823826
I once swore to myself never to poop at work. Ever since I started doing that I've gotten way better at my favorite app game

>>744834812
Why not?

>>744834920
One of my secrets is that mom doesn't actually talk to me if it's even mom at all

>>744830988
Crash that faggots wedding.

>>744834576
And not that you want to take it down the blackmail route but anytime she wants a big favor from you...doggy time! And then happy to do whatever you want sweetheart :)

>>744834978
I'm friends with the guys that clean the restrooms

>>744825576
>thinks I'm a pervert
Literally manifested weeb problems. Who fucking cares that retarded grade schoolers put a label on you

>>744823826
I genuinely enjoy Ninja Sex Party's music

>>744835075
If you guys are friends, what's stopping you?

>>744823826
I jerk off thinking about my mom in various sexual situations

>>744823826
I've thrown up my medicine before and still taken the same pill. Nobody can tell me I'm not committed to it.

>>744835219
Everyone does that

>>744823826
>older brother used to make me suck his cock from when I was 8 until he left for college
>fingered my ass and fucked it a few times
>he's gone and I shamefully masturbate to the memories
>make my younger brother let me suck his cock, make him finger my ass and fuck it
>don't know if this will scar him the same way it scarred me since he's not topping

>>744835069

Haha I'm working the Christmas present angle pretty hard atm

>>744835185
I like to expel waste food at high pressures and intensity. The heat alone from it is dangerous let alone the smell.

>>744834566
>>744835312
your sister is HOT. i would love to get u some nudes from her ;)

>>744833466
Join the Alt right! And find purpose!

>>744835272
Then I'm not that special

>>744832745
kek

>>744835412
Had a video of mom in the shower But I misplaced that one (probably deleted) and I really regret not taking pictures of my sis when I had the opportunities.

My psychiatrist might be a pornstar so I decided not to continue going so I could keep jerking off.

>>744823895
Pasta

as soon as my mom dies, i'm killing myself and getting off this shit rock

I drove past the cia office in Oxford and now I'm under observation

>>744830988
>150
Dude HE FUCKING RAPED YOU tell your sister what happened and swear on your life your are telling the truth

>>744823826
I jerk off thinking about a man being tied up, and being forced to have a toothless lamb suck on his cock like it's trying to get mother's milk, and he isn't enjoying because he hates thought of being fellated by an animal, so he keeps jerking around before he cums hard

>>744823826
I'm the largest American pornstar in the middle east.

>>744835660
if this is bait nice, but stop here /b/ will only fucking ruin your life if you continue

>>744832378
you sound just like me anon. if you're anything like me, this will never leave your mind. anytime you're with her, be it a year or two later, having a great time, this will be at the back of your head.
leave her /b/ro. she's a whore

>>744830988
nah just wait until you have kids that he can rape too. then they can also pretend it never happened.

>>744835343
If they're your true friends, they should want to clean up your shit. No matter the danger.

I'm currently in the process of catfish in my girlfriends sister

>>744825813
And how did you get diagnosed wihout the psychologist having an interview with your mother?

I got diagnosed with aspergers syndrome and the psychologist wanted to have a two hour interview with both of my parents. Plus, no need to keep it a secret unless your family/friends are very judging against people with ADD or the likes.

>>744835936
It's the long con, op should wait and get the kids to testify against the boyfriend

>>744835863
k, i will stop. thank u

>>744836036
no dont stop more pls

>>744835999
you're putting a whole catfish in your girlfriend's sister? which orifice and how far along is the reverse birth?

>>744836036
I promise not to ruin your life, don't listen to that fool

>>744836174
Hah finally the facial recog works, doxx imminent

Jk op we promised

>>744836174
if it's nighttime can you take a picture of the sky right now? i want to see how the stars look on your end. nothing weird, i just like space shit.

>>744823875
Hahahaha holy shit that was terrible

>>744835116
Aaron is that you? Stop sucking Danny's dick and enjoy real music.

>>744836550
Their Tears for Fears cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World is amazing.

>>744836685
Never got into them, I prefer DbD more. Still convinced your Aaron since rarely anyone else likes that poor excuse of a band

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>be me
>be 13
>autistic as fuck
>no friends
>stays up later than anyone in the house
>starts to pass hours sneaking into sleeping family's rooms and lurk
>would literally just lay under their beds for several minutes
>one night am under mom's bed
>start to hear bed frame squeaks
>bed starts going up and down
>so much that I have to roll over to the edge
>mom moaning loudly
>mfw I have to lay there until they fall back asleep

>>744834405
Ayyy Im 25 with herpes. Only reason I haven't killed myself is because of weed, LSD, and running. They keep me sane

I've masturbated to young girls being naughty on webcams by themselves. I figure no one is forcing them and they wanted to be watched, so I obliged.

>>744823826
i wipe my ass while standing up because i always get shit on my hands if i try to do it while on the toilet

i'm 24

>>744828602
not who you're replying to but:
I cheat if I cant fulfill my kink in the relationship. in person, or just roleplaying online, just something that fills that need for me.

I feel shit about it but I cant control it. I now only date people who are very sexually compatible with me to prevent that. they're hard to find.

>>744837485
Wait people wipe their ass not standing up? Holy shit lol

>>744837625
oh yeah /b/ro it's me and you against the fuckin world

>>744837485
how hard is it to make sure theres no more poop in your butt left so u can start wiping

>>744837485
i wipe back to front

When I was in 11th grade I said I was gonna shoot up my town's elementary school. FBI got involved and took me away when I was in school one day. Got put into a mental hospital for teens, went to court, the whole deal. Really thought about using my scrubs as a rope and hanging myself from the bathroom ceiling about daily in the hospital.

Came back and somehow everyone knew, my nickname from then on was school shooter. I put a nigger in a rear nake till he passed out, so now I'm dubbed as a racist. Moved away that year and I live a successful life now. Don't talk to my family. Don't talk to anyone from that town. Very happy.

>>744823826
I wanna fuck my sister-in-law

>be 16-18
>Play vidya
>Stay up late enough
>Sister sleeps on the couch in the living room
>Look at her
>Summer comes and she wears short shorts no blanket
>Sister is fucking hot
>Masturbate on the couch next to her
>Never caught
>Touch her lips with my erect penis
>Never caught
>Look down her bikini bridge
>Never caught
>shove my hand down her pants
>Basically touching her pussy and warm inner thigh
>Still not awaken from my shit
>Retract arm
>Pull out diamond hard cock
>Touch her bare ass with it (very short boxer rolled up)
>She just opens her eyes all of a sudden
>Feel like an asshole
>Keep doing it


>Couple months later she's pretty sick
>Bed locked sick
>Go upstairs pull pants off
>Rub a semi
>Get her Advils or whatever with my penis in her face
>Doesn't complain
I'm I could have been more bold and I could have fucked her but now it's too late, too old for that.

I owe people lots of money but instead of paying them back I buy pointless shit for myself

>>744837736
bro i chug metamucil and take fat ass dumps. i know when im done shitting. i just take sloppy shits is all.

i just wish the US would get hip to bidets (see: public anal douche)

>>744825848
>can't give you the methods to do this
If you're gonna be a lying faggot for anonymous approval at least be a convincing lying faggot

>>744838080
found my wife

>>744838102
>US would get hip to bidets
it will catch on sooner or later, it's mostly the christians who think anything that feels good on their buttholes makes them gay and go to hell

>>744838344
oh hey honey, i maxed out the amex again, so you need to take the bus to work tomorrow as i also used all the gas in your car.

>>744838665
bitmap

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>>744838388
thanks for positive vibes. it'll probably be a damn while because doing anything involving popular consumer products takes fucking forever in the states though because big money has such a ridiculous pull in our legislative branch of government (really our whole government)

hell tree paper is half the reason why weed is illegal in the fucking world, naturally the ass wiping corporate gods are gonna be slow to let go their cold grasp on our anal hygiene

I'm a violent sociopath and I like to slash random tires in parking lots just to fuck with people

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>>744838747
damn watch out for this edge lord

>>744823826
>Due to a horrible surgery from when i was a baby, ive always had 1 testicle.
>Im bi.......my friends all know,but my family has no clue.
>I was almost raped in the porto potty at a concert.
>bunch of other stuff

........life's been weird : D

>>744838747
as a guy who owns a tire shop, thank you!

>>744823826
>be me
>turn self into pickle

>feelsbadman

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>>744839098

>>744839098
Easy there Rick Sanchez.

..........we know its not actually you.

>>744839181
i need to tell you a secret

>>744838747
because they are black?

sometimes i bump threads

Honestly fuck niggers, every time I see them not behind a register they are acting like APES

>>744823826
Danny Devito makes me cringe

Talking about Dallas niggers

>>744840029
Sometimes i leave threads open in another tab and only respond when it gets bumped

>be me
>in high school
>with friends
>background not important
>yell nigger in public
>friend look they have seen the birthing of the spawn of Satan
>she'srightbehindhe.jpeg
>see black principal
>insert cartoon jaw drop
>go to office
>wants known of my shit
>*context*
>when i was a kid others kids would tease me etc. would push me till i would cry just to make them feel bad to leave me alone
>now ever under frustration/in any trouble i tear up like a bitch
>principal gets really pissed and begins to tell me off in a professional non-offensive way
>*trigger child flashback*
>break down
>principle thinks i am remorseful over saying nigger
>bitch no
>i didnt care i said nigger and still think its fun to say
>you just dug up repressed childhood memories hoe
>lets he completely off the hook
>only lesson i learned is not to be autistic and yell nigger in pubic

>>744840217
we are soulmates

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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>>744825315

>Be me
>Be Smart
>Be Eligible to skip two grades
>Retard Mom Say's No

now an 11th grader and my mom keeps bitching about having to take me to school when she could have let me skip two grades i now have to suffer through the shit hole that is high school thank god i know how to play piano or i would have blown my head off already

>>744840903
>old enough to get drivers licence
>dont, rather have mommy take me to school
pretty sure you are retarded, not smart

I sometimes buy cheap sexy underwear, go to the laundromat, and mix it in with other peoples laundry.

>>744841844
should do it with children's underwear
>honey, why are there little boys superman undies in your laundry? again...

I'm a pantie thief

>>744835008
Elaborate.

jk, she is only 13.

>>744842038
I used to chew on the crotch of my gf's 15yo daughter's panties

>>744842453
k I'm not that gross

>>744842453
why chew?

also, did you ever chew on her bloody panties?

>>744842493
Her discharges tasted good. I'd cum pretty hard with the crotch in my mouth. She'd fuck her boyfriends and leave the dirty panties in the hamper.

>>744837945
normie

>>744842572
Yes, sometimes she'd leave a combination of dried blood and cum. Disgusting normally but if you're horny AF...

>>744842614
and then you woke up alone and fat

>>744842718
Nice.

How old are you and can I get a vague description of what you look like? I need a mental image of what you look like next time I rub one out.

>>744834360
I'll send screenshots on kik

>>744842926
you'll send screenshots on here goddamnit!

>>744842853
I married my gf, then divorced later. Daughter was a slut bitch but her pussy tasted good. I'm married to someone else now and live a more normal life without those types of temptations thankfully.

>>744842977
Nope

>be me at 13
>cousin is gril, like 6
>horn as fuck, bright idea ill tell adults ill watch over her for an hour
>play gaems or whatever the fuck, you can guess the spiel

>we are alone
>horn as fuck
>tell her to touch my bulge
>she does
>take off my pants, tell her to touch it
>she doesnt
>tell her to take off clothes
>she does, leaves white panties on
>i take panties off
>see cotton/small lint still on her lips

>brush away lint
>dont think used my hands or ate it at all cuz am a faggot
>touch it with my dick tho
>rub it with my dick
>try to push the head in with the lightest pressure
>doesnt go in at all
>oh shit nigger do not try again what are you doing

>keep rubbing her with my dick until im close
>pull away and finish
>tell her to not tell anyone, its our secret
>we get dressed and she leaves the room
>i sweat bullets for the rest of the night

then came tomorrow

>>744842899
43, white, nerdy type. Happy fapping.

I fucked my friends passed out gf at his 21st party.

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I am secretly gay and I get off on people saying how they would fuck me. Faceapp currently but planing on become trap soon.
>pic related

>>744837587
>can't control it
Keep telling yourself that. You're in control, you just want to use this is an excuse to be able to cheat.

>>744843125
Thanks, anon!

I'll be thinking of you tomorrow night!

I dressed up as a girl and got fucked hard by my ex-gf's new bf. I had to say embarrassing things about how I couldn't please my ex, and I had to praise his cock the whole time.

I cum buckets just remembering it all

The first thing I ever said to my best friend was "you look like a kid with cancer"

>>744843268
I'd put your p in my v.

In my life, I've paid two black hookers for sex, and did a happy ending massage with an Asian woman while I felt her pussy.

I felt bad about it every time afterward.

new thread
>>744841852
>>744841852
>>744841852

>>744843396
go on...

>>744843548
youre 50 posts early newfag

I sucked my brothers duck and sometimes he sucked mine but I would push him away before I came in his mouth. He never got all the way hard with me. I wish I came in his mouth and he fuckedy asshole. Sometimes I wonder if I molested him. Sometimes I wonder how his cock would taste. One day ioght taste my own cum but in usually chicken out. I tried using a dildo up my ass but it's more work then pleasure which disappoints me

>>744843270
yep. I am, but eventually my control fails. I can last a year or two, but eventually it happens.

If you actually read my post you'd see I'm not looking for an excuse, I'm only engaging in relationships where it's not an issue.

>me 32
>NYE
>at a party in an apartment that is lame
>get lost in the building after stepping out for a doob
>pretty baked, knock on the door thinking who cares even if it isn't the door I can ask
>door opens and its a grill
>hey im looking for this party blablabla
>end up talking for about 10 mins about NYE
>she invites me in, says her parents went out to a party and shes home alone
>oh yeah nice
>into the den of the beast
>eventually end up kissing and at midnight the happy new years have her bent over the couch finger blasting her from behind and she cums hard
>get her number
>next day block her number
>interesting experience

>>744843419
Pics

>>744843633
poor duckies ;(

>>744823826
I pay male refugees age 30-ish to suck my cock. They seem homophobic and insult me at first but once I show them 500€ they change their mind.
Some of them even get boners. I love to cum on their face

>>744843687
I don't have any pics of your p in my v.

>>744843817
by "30-ish" hopefully you mean 13-ish..

im a black man living in a suburb. i identify as a woman whos a man that identifies as a woman but really is a man from china. i voted for trump last weekend. but i really identify trump as hillary.

remember that i am a black man living inside a womans body that identifies as a black man but in reality i am not a woman.

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>>744844037
i cri evertiem

Part 2:
>>744843104

>>744841536
still 15 i have to wait until i'm at least 16 which is like in a month and i've been studying for my test

>>744843946
No, they are over 30.

>>744844701
ewww. faggot.

>>744824937
Post one of the pictures then