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I'm God and will grant your wish, on condition, when you post it.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm God and will grant your wish,
on condition,
when you post it.
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>>744795597
Grant me infinite wishes
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>>744795597
this is my wish, God
>>744795271
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>>744795597
get me back into the military
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>>744795597
i want to win damn much money so i will never have to work
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>>744795723
OK, but you have to use one of them to wish that I can grant wishes.
Furthermore, you have to also wish that this were possible.
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>>744795597
I want a Mazda Miata. Pls gib me.
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>>744795886
the condition is that you are forced to be an ethical and charitable person
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asking for a fuckton of money in my account will get me arrested
so can u pls get me a nice comfy part time job for this year? gotta support myself while I study
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i want to die
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>>744796024
the condition is that you can never drive it, or be inside it.
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>>744795597
For a happy life
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>>744795739
the condition is that she is 26 years old
>>744795807
the condition is that you give up and abstain from violence in every way
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I want Hillary to fall in love with me and have lots of sex with me.
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gib me the dildo!!!!!!
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>>744796322
so she's a 26 year old but with a loli body?
i guess i can't complain its better than nothing
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>>744796101
the condition is that you didn't consider working there previously
>>744796134
the condition is that you will be completely happy when you die. You can always say no to this wish.
>>744796221
the condition is that you let go of all things which cause you unhappiness, and always strive to better yourself and those around you
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>>744796379
the condition is that you become blind.
>>744796475
the condition is that you only ever want to use it orally
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>>744796486
a further condition: you are completely, and eternally faithful. If you refuse this condition, it will not happen, instantaneously.
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>>744796833
i dont think thats going to be a problem. i dont think there would be any other human being whose panties i'd want to dive into or who would want me diving into their panties
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>>744796585
deal. unconventional work is more interesting
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Make me 400lbs
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give me infinite wishes
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I wish I wasn't such a failure
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Omnipotence pls
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>>744795597
I want to get challenger this season. I'm tired of being hard stuck in diamond.
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Help me Make my life better
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>>744795597
I want to marry a sane and smoking hot Ginger woman. Please make happen.
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>>744797283
the condition is that you become able to change the shape of your body
>>744797335
the condition is that you can only ever wish for one thing, but that this wish is infinitely powerful. You can change your wish once.
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>>744795597
Please let me lose my virginity god,if not that then please let a decent sum of money come my way
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>>744795597
i wish to win the euromillion the next time and so, become very rich and won't have a fucking money problem in my entire life
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I want to be immortal
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I wish my penis was 1 inch shorter.
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Just enough money to live a comfortable life
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>>744797470
Sure !!! I'll be 600lbs haha
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God I wanna be happy plis
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>>744797378
the condition is that you love yourself despite your failures
>>744797382
the condition is that you're still you, and can never become or absorb anyone else.
>>744797405
the condition is that you quit league forever once you get there.
>>744797426
the condition is that you work endlessly to better the lives of those around you
>>744797444
the condition is that you are eternally faithful, and that you always better yourself and others
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i want OP to post nudes
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Let me marry a redhead or Adeline
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>>744795597
Ida
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>>744797716
Omnipotence guy here. Absolute deal!
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>>744795597
i wish for $100 to save my poor dying computer fan.

more would be nice and i'd use it to save the human race, but just the hundred will be massively appreciated.
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>>744797716
That's the condition!? Fucking done son!
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>>744797716
Failure guy here: deal
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>>744795597

Let her take me back
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>>744797472
the condition is that you learn how to be alpha
>>744797527
the condition is that you are virtuous, ethical, and charitable; you must also never stop helping others.
>>744797537
the condition is that you learn the secret first
>>744797621
the condition is that you are able to change the size of your penis
>>744797643
the condition is that you never are thankless for work, and always help others.
>>744797677
the condition is that you let go of every reason you're unhappy, and gain a perfect sense of logic and ethics.
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I want my father to be healthy/cured
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>>744797716
Getting challenger and being able to quit this fucking game forever? That's a deal my friend.
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>>744796708
when tho
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>>744797426
I agree pls make some magic give me willpower something idk just help me
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>>744798143
virgini/money guy here,i accept the deal
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cure my viscous heroin addiction
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>>744797734
the condition is that this is the only one
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I want the ability to time travel at my will, as myself.
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Male Todd Murphey allergic to ravioli. Seriously he eats it every day and I'm sick of watching it.
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>>744795597
I want to have sex with a hot virgin model/actress
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>>744797747
the condition is that she's Adeline, and that you're eternally faithful
>>744797920
the condition is that you can magically make money appear, for a good cause
>>744798067
the condition is that you can't take her by force, or force anyone to do anything ever again
>>744798193
the condition is that you never take for granted your father.
>>744798450
the conditions are:
heroin now has the opposite effect on you.
you understand how to break addiction
you never cease helping others break their addictions
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Money
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I want to be happy living at home while being able to provide for those I care about.
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>>744795597
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>>744798495
the condition is that you exist within your own, separate, universe.
>>744798496
the condition is that it becomes your previously favorite thing to watch, for an unknown and hilarious reason
>>744798703
the condition is that you achieve alpha aesthetics and personality, and are a good person
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>>744798829
Darn, I wanted a redhead. They're a gift from God.
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>>744798853
the condition is that you only ever use it for good.
>>744798997
the condition is that you always put in the work required to provide for yourself and those you care about. You must also now never want for anything, because you have everything you could ever want.
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>>744795597
Enough money to never have to worry about it again for the rest of my life.
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I wish to find someone who will look past my weirdness and love and accept me for who and what I am. I don't really believe it will ever happen, I'm just kind of venting.
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>>744798143

Heartbroken guy here I'll take the deal
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>>744799329
the condition is that you never worry and always help others
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>>744795597
help me find myself
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>>744799414
the condition is that you believe: you now have a mental connection with them that will grow with your relationship to them. It is currently relatively weak, but you both are aware that it exists.
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I want to always be high on marijuana.
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>>744798143
You got a deal
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>>744799613
the condition is that you now know what you're looking for
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>>744795597
some paypal cash shmoney would be nice, god
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>>744799667
the condition is that you buy a dab rig
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I want to be a man
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>>744798829
done and done sir.

thank God anons. it may take me a couple years but you will all be better for it.
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>>744799855
the condition is that you are an ethical, good, and generous person with infinite patience
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I want to die
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time travel that is my wish
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>>744799898
the condition is that you start to gain testosterone at an increased rate which you can now control. You can also control and reverse estrogen within yourself.
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>>744800126
thanks god
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>>744799649
I'll do it, I'll make him love me. I just need to show him that noone will ever love him more, and someday we'll move beyond sexual thrills and he'll finally let me in. He hasn't left me yet, that has to mean something.
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>>744800027
the condition is that you want to live
>>744800110
the condition is that you gain God-knowledge
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I wish to have a peaceful death tonight
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I want a house in the hills with no neighbors. Preferably near or surrounded by water.
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>>744800228
>>744800228
deal
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>>744795597
I want a wife
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I want a geass ( can issue a person a command they must follow to the end even if it results in their death )
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Can you make my dick bigger? But like, not so big it makes pants uncomfortable even when I don't have a chub.
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>>744795597
I wish for beatrice to want to be with me
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>>744800298
the condition is that you are reborn. Starting now, you are good, kind, and ethical.
>>744800343
the condition is that you become social and kind, and throw many parties
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>>744795597

I wish that all my business have great gains since this month till i die
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>>744795597
make me god
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>>744800458
the condition is that you love her forever and are eternally faithful
>>744800489
the condition is that you are one with me now
>>744800544
the condition is that you can control the size of your penis
>>744800552
the condition is that you never wish for that
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>>744795597
I wish to have 4 hands so I can always have free hand for fapping and shit
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>>744800695
the condition is that you put most of your profits into artificial intelligence research
>>744800738
the condition is that you become me
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I wish to be a good lawyer
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>>744800875
the condition is that you stop all masturbation
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I want a good computer so I can play new games. I never got to experience the pc master race because I always play on low graphics with 30 fps on games after 2013
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>>744800779
Woah thanks God, namaste and all that good stuff. Amen.
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>>744800980
the condition is that you are a good person and understand the rules of inference and replacement
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I wish for my country to become a white national-socialist community.
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make it work
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I wish for a sexy girlfriend without arms or legs so that she can never refuse me or get away.
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>>744800906

We have a deal god, i'll put at least 10% of all my profits monthly on AI Reserach
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I wish I were able to make millions in my future.
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>>744801098
I'll sure as hell try to. Thanks!
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>>744800601
Like reborn as a baby, or just like a mental rebirth?
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>>744795597
I want 100 million dollars in the next year.
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>>744795597
I need a job. Please help me. I dont wanr a woman because without a job i would never hope to keep her.
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>>744801016
the condition is that you realize fully the potential of all hardware (and never run your games at max resolution)
>>744801114
the condition is that it now isn't your country and you're not a part of it
>>744801132
the condition is that it was never broken
>>744801210
the condition is that she has all of her limbs and never can lose or become detached from them
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I wish to have better cooking skills.
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I want to know what love is.
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perfect grades and get into a good college
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I wish to be a pickle
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Make me 235lb
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>>744795597
I wish for 587 Million dollars after tax, by next Tuesday, thanks.
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>>744795597
i wish to win the powerball
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>>744801437
the condition is that you always donate most of it and are ethical
>>744801474
tabula rasa
>>744801545
the condition is that you always work hard and morally
>>744801575
the condition is that you always improve yourself and help others
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I wish for 750 thousand next week
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>>744795597
I want to complete the mission they sent me on, God.
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i wish i had money to do the things i want to
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Tomorrow when i wake up i wanna see that much Money that i never have go to work and make me my dad and my cat a awesome life.
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Thanks for stopping by 4chan god
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>>744795597
Get rid of all chads
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>>744801675
the condition is that everything now tastes good to you
>>744801750
the condition is that you love yourself and others
>>744801835
the condition is that you always work for them.
you are capable of improving the rate at which you improve yourself, this is true for everyone.
>>744801883
the condition is that you're animated character Rick Sanchez
>>744801931
the condition is that you always exercise
>>744801932
the condition is that you never get it
>>744802039
the condition is that you always win, but never that
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>>744795597
give me access to the Multiverse and let me come and go between dimensions
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>>744795597
I wish that I always had the right amount of money for a transaction.
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>>744795597
I wish to be in better shape
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>>744795597
I wish I had more weeks to live
(doctor gave me a few days)

feels bad man
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>>744802084
the condition is that you are a good and charitable person
>>744802092
the condition is that you no longer care about missions
>>744802108
the condition is that you can now do anything, but only have to worry about money
>>744802171
the condition is that you worked for it
>>744802387
the condition is that you're a chad, don't wish for this, and that every guy is a chad
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>>744802461
Going to sleep now but you're actually an amazing guy OP. Godspeed!
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I wish I were the kind of person who readily did the responsible thing and bettered himself on a daily basis.
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>>744802720
>the condition is that you can now do anything, but only have to worry about money
you've changed nothing
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>>744795597
wish she loved me
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>>744795597
I wish you'd end the world.

It's gone to hell in a hand basket.
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my gf to sex with me regulary and bj's on the reg too please
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>>744802476
the condition is that it isn't what you thought it would be
>>744802533
the condition is that the transaction must always benefit the other person more
>>744802620
the condition is that you work ceaselessly to improve yourself, physically and mentally
>>744802692
the condition is that you forget everything you think you know, once.
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>>744795597
To be turned into a female every thursday
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>>744795597

Get me hired at job this week that's like alright and has a lot of learning experiences and pays ~ $15 an hour, maybe upward mobility in the future.
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>>744802720
>the condition is that you no longer care about missions

That's probably for the best.
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>>744802724
sleep well and whenever
>>744802774
the condition is that you start bettering yourself immediately and always
>>744802786
further condition: you stop worrying
>>744802876
the condition is that you let go
>>744802881
the condition is that the world never ends, and that you now see the duality and cyclic nature of it
>>744802977
the condition is that you can almost not keep up with her libido
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>>744803248
the condition is that you never remember or notice
>>744803319
the condition is that you go out of your way to find it
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i wish for 10k in my paypal
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>>744795597
I wish my depression would go away and I could just start living like normal people do.

No. I changed my mind. I wish for a job that pays a livable wage. $100k a year. Is that possible?
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>>744795985
rekt
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Can I be happy?
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>>744803787
the condition is that you get it when you least expect it
>>744803815
the condition is that you cure your own depression by listening to Alan Watts on youtube
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>>744795597
I wish I had infinite diapers and all the baby stuff I want and a nice boyfriend to love me and marry me
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I wish for a website that has nudes of every woman in the world, so that if I meet some hot woman I can just do a search and fap to her.
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i wish for 13 billion dollars in cash
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>>744803927
the condition is that you always help others
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>>744804010
If you already have a baby then you're stuck being single forever.

That's what you get for fucking a nigger. That and aids.
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>>744804010
the condition is that you let go of your wish for infinite diapers and all the baby stuff
>>744804047
the condition is that you never masturbate and that this website does not exist.
>>744804080
the condition is that you always smoke 4:20 and are a good person
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>>744804275
Forgot to mention that I'm a guy
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>>744795597
Omnipotence
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>>744803478
>the condition is that the world never ends, and that you now see the duality and cyclic nature of it

I'm content with a reset
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>>744795597
Give me a healthy mind and body, free of any sickness or defect.

>PIC NOT ME
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>>744804433
the condition is that you are now me
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I wish for my penis to grow to 10x7 inches.
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>>744804732
the condition is that you never mistreat your mind or body, or those of others
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>>744804774
the condition is that you can control the size of it, but that it never reach that size
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>>744804828
I'm cool with this.
Just as long as I can ditch the wreck I was born with.
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Can I have bigger boobs?
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>>744804957
further condition: your current body is the one you keep
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>>744805062
The condition is that you get a penis.
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>>744795807
I've been out for 6 years and am going through the process of reenlisting. It's a son of a bitch. Just finished my physical, medical, dental, asvab, criminal history check, and a few other waivers. All I've got left is to run a PFT, add my wife and daughters info so I can claim them as dependants, and finally sign for an MOS. Once that's done, I go back to MEPS, get sworn in, attach to my recruiting station as a recruiters assistant and do that bullshit while I wait for orders to a class for my new MOS. I was an 0351 now I'm going back as an 0651.
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>>744795597
Make me lean and sexy please. Pic related.
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>>744805062
the condition is that you now understand, fundamentally, how fat is distributed in the body
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>>744805185
Then it won't be healthy, that's a blatant contradiction.
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i want the power to cheat anything
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>>744796177
Ugh... just like my sister...
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>>744805296
the condition is that your body now metabolizes all unnecessary fat rapidly
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>>744795597
I wish to wake up tomorrow with Bernie Sanders as president along with progressive supermajorities in Congress and the Senate.
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I want to have a bigger dick
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>>744805335
if you can't fulfill the condition, you won't receive your wish.
>>744805438
the condition is that you never cheat immorally and always ensure that your opponents understand more than you
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i wish for whatever i want happens when i want
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I wish that this wish will have no condition.
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I wish for the ability to bestow health, wealth and happiness to anyone I choose.
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>>744805509
the condition is that you now wake up to reality
>>744805636
the condition is that you can control the size of it and never rape
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I wish to be a master at small talking
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>>744805683
the condition is that you never want anything bad to happen
>>744805757
>>744805787
the condition is that you understand how to generate these things
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>>744805952
the condition is that you are moral and kind
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>>744795597
I wish all the SJWs began to migrate to mexico.
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>>744806032
I like this condition :)
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my wish is that you don't grant this wish
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>>744800458
further condition: you realize who she is, and she realizes who you are, next time you see her.
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Are conditions things we have to do or can do?
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>>744805995
Well that's that. I already know how. I'm just too depressed to try.
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>>744795597
make me a hot werewolf amen
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>>744806168
the condition is that I don't accept
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>>744806173
For you, yes.
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>>744795597
Oh, Almighty lord. Grant me knowledge never ending of all what is was or ever will be
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>>744795597
Make the girl I think is my soulmate to be mine. She shall have unshakable undying true love for me, as long as I have it for her and we shall be happy and alive together until the end of time.
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>>744806192
He mixed up the replies
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>>744806261
the condition is that you never remember, but always know when, and always regret it.
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I wish for daily blowjobs and pawjobs from the sexiest female furry alien
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>>744806264
that's not a condition
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>>744796094
ok, no problem, i'm waiting for cash
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>>744806346
the condition is that you already know
>>744806361
the condition is that you let go of her
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>>744795597
i just want my dick to work normally. ED at 21 isnt fun
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Please kill Bono so I get to see Beck perform a longer show next Tuesday. He should be headlining and U2 should be a 15 min opening act.
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>>744798482
good enough
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>>744795597
Can I have a Stand of my choice pls?
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>>744795597
I want to perceive opportunities and act courageously on those that can get me closer to my goals or to help others.
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>>744795597
>>744807115
this is actually a nice idea, i would also like a stand, if not, give me nen abilities
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>>744806546
the condition is that she's human
>>744806558
no u
>>744806610
further condition: your patience becomes endless
>>744806840
the condition is that you only use it morally
>>744807074
the condition is that this doesn't happen
>>744807115
the condition is that you can now see yours and others
>>744807242
the condition is that you are now able to improve endlessly.
>>744807383
the condition is you are a good person, and yours is the strength of righteousness
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>>744795597
Kill every single nigger
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>>744805655
You aren't even fulfilling the wish, you shit.
So I guess I have no obligation.
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>>744807242
>>744807950
Deal.
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Make all my obstacles are gone. Want to run a financially successful business.
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>>744795597
I want to be able to move my consciousness into a robotic body and in turn live forever.
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>>744807950
Stand guy here, does that mean I've had one all along?
Regardless, you have my eternal gratitude, God.
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>>744795597
Make sure my house in Naples isn't completely fucked when I return on Tuesday, also a very attractive girlfriend and money would be nice.
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I wish my life goes the way i want it too.
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>>744807991
the condition is that this never happens and you become blind to all forms of color
>>744808030
further condition: you have no obligation
>>744808172
the condition is that you always help others
>>744808214
the condition is that you wait 30 years
>>744808397
the condition is that you never fuck anyone over
>>744808498
the condition is that you are now able to have your life go the way you want it to, as long as you are moral and kind
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>>744809122
Not much of a change for me so ill take it
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Kill me please
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>>744809122
30 years huh, hopefully I get to live till then.
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I wish that she realize who I am and talk to me
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I wish 50 dollars in my paypal account
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>>744809279
the condition is that you love life
>>744809339
the condition is that you never expect it
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i wish for a girlfriend
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>>744809568
the condition is eventuality
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I want the truth, I want wisdom.
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>>744809682
the condition is that you gain self confidence and a sense of self-love
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>>744795597
What a successful thread of yours god
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Bring my sister back to life
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Find me the love of my life.
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>>744809755
the condition is that if you only use the truth for good, you gain omniscience
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>>744795597
I'd like the power to heal people by touch. I'd start my world tour touching everyone I can, and visit hospitals, and old folks homes.
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can i have telekinesis?
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>>744809854
the condition is "you're welcome :-)"
>>744809874
the condition is that you let go of her and find her in another
>>744809933
the condition is that you know who you're looking for.
>>
>>744809874
Condition: she is now a walking, rotting corpse. The only way she can stay "alive" is by replacing her rotting parts with new flesh from other girls.
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i wish i had a genie slave that could grant any other wishes i had from here on out with no conditions attached and no limit to how many.
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I wish for happiness for all those around me.
>>
>>744810050
the condition is that you never touch for evil
>>744810055
the condition is that you're painfully aware of how it works
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>>744809122
including her? lmao what would be the point of having an attractive girlfriend
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>>744810068
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>>744810091
Fuck off, edgelord.
>>744810068
Yeah man I know i can't really bring her back, guess I just needed to tell you fuckers. I haven't posted anything about it on /b/ since it happened in April. I mean I can't let go but I really hope There's an afterlife and I see her
>>
>>744810095
the condition is that you make all wishes instantaneously and promptly forget all of this; there is no way around this.
>>744810223
the condition is that you let others help you
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>>744795597
I wish I had my own place in Phoenix and a good job to go with it.
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>>744810604
Scratch that. I wish my girlfriend would find a good job here in the US so she can legally stay (Ukrainian).
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>>744810296
further condition: you must be respectful to women.
>>744810350
time heals all wounds, and you never lose anyone forever.
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>>744796322
>abstain from violence in every way
LOL OP IS A FAG!
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>>744810604
>>744810796
the condition is that you can move heaven and earth and are always thankful.
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Grant me access to that pussy boss
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I wish god would show himself to all in a nondiscrete way.
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>>744811063
Thank you. Being grateful is definitely something I need to work on. I'll start with you. :)
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>>744795597
My one wish is for my girlfriend and I to get back together.
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>>744811115
the condition is that you can't revoke access, and that you can't ever get with a girl whose heart isn't yours.
>>744811159
Thank you; the condition is that you have patience.
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>>744811393
the condition is that you let go
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All your wishes can become reality if you try hard enough my sons.
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>>744811393
hey anon, I have something for you in addition to OP's wishes. It has helped me in the past. Read this PDF and good luck.
I'm leaving this link up for 5 minutes after posting for anyone who wants it. Good luck to everyone with a bleeding heart.
https://file.pizza/parsley-onion-salmon-lettuce
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I wish for all those affected by irma and subsequent disasters to stay safe.
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>>744795597
Hey God! I WANT MIAMI TO BE DESTROYED, ALONG WITH DC!
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>>744795597
I wish that I knew if hp was right for me and if I could get md back. I wish I knew how to have a lifelong relationship with whoever is right. I wish I knew what career to pursue.
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Just my sanity back please
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>>744795597
make me a real life furry
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>>744795597
PLEASE TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS.
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>>744795597
Huge dick
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I always help others.
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>>744795597
You're not god.
Why are we humans so fucking arrogant?
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for me and my girlfriend to spend the rest of our lives together, die old together, have happy and stable lives, and always love each other.
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to be a talented musician
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>>744812272
Because my child, the end goal is for everyone to kill themselves with nuclear weapons. I created you to get a good laugh.
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i'll take immortality, thx bud
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>>744812510
This post will live on forever, my child.
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>>744811633
5 min up. One of you downloaded it, I hope you share if you find it useful. I have work to do now so I have to leave.
Good luck, everyone
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>>744795597
why not. give me a second chance to restart mt life and not fuck up so badly
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>>744812652
The condition is you have to kill yourself in this life, to begin again
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>>744795597
I wish to find the career that suits me best in life
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>>744812418
I am not your child I am you brother/ The question was rhetorical.

The question I often ask men of the cloth to see if they have a clue is" why did Christ say "Eloi eloi lama sabachthani" If you can answer that you will at least prove to be an enlightened human rather than a liar or one of the deceived.
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>>744795597
I want to live a year after the last human being on earth dies.
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Get me a job, any job as long as it pays well
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>>744795597
i want my dream pc and vr
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O Lord grant me a beautiful girlfriend who loves 69
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>>744812843
Christ (whom was not my child, but was a prophet of mine) never said that line. Do not be deceived by the "Holy Bible", for it is written of men whom never knew Christ.
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>>744795597
I want to be the best and fastest shooter in the world.
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I wish for my happiness as well as the happiness of my family.
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I wish for loose weight anf get a bigger penis
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>>744795597
God give me powers of telepathy and give me money so i can visit my girlfriend in newyork
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