share your secrets, you're anonymous :)

I'm gay

>>744790926
I know it's you Jeremy I'm telling everyone

I sprinkled 500+ marijuana seeds in traffic circles around the city a few years ago, Never turned myself in.

I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

I have a three inch erection and I'm circumcised.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16

I go to the movies by myself on Fridays to make my mom think I have friends.

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was in a hotel room with this girl I like from one of my uni classes and something told me we were about to have sex, but I left before anything happened because I knew she would laugh at my small penis.

I'm a FBI agent

My area has 2 big conventions (anime) every summer. Each one i steal over 2 grand in stuff. I Ever since I started i steal from stores more often now. Its coming to the point where I dream about stealing. I might have a problem.

>be me, 15
>be lonely as fuck
>be interested in lady underwear/clothes
>would sneak out of bed at night to look around the house for some clothes and underwear from my mother/sister
>would get hard as fuck everytime
>couple of months later i'd do it almost every day, but also while looking for horny guys to skype with on omegle
>would meet this 59 year old man
>wanted to make me his little girl
>would obey his commands, dress up for him every day and do sexy butt stuff almost every day.
>wants to meet me
>i was only 16, got scared.
>after refusing him the contact started fading.
>deletes me

Now i'm 19. Still dress up sometimes and skype with random dudes, but i miss that old man. He never accepted my friend request again :c

I promised a friend I would not fuck her when she got drunk at a party. She said she gets really horny and she needed me to be strong and tell her no because her birth control was fucked up. We get home that night and I put her to bed. 2 hours later I awaked to her rubbing my cock with her pussy and it went in. I fucked and and came and fucked some more. She was everything she ever bragged about. In the mouth,ass and pussy, she went whole hog on dick. She finally fell asleep and I figured I would get up and have coffee. She woke up 5 hours later, not even hung over. She thanked me for not letting her wicked ways get to me, she vouldn't afford to get pregnant right now. Now I wait.

When i was 9, i had a friend in my class. Me and him would always go to eachothers house after school.
One time, we wanted to play ''James bond'' (we loved the ps2 games so much then, lol)
And he always wanted to be James Bond and i always had to be one of the hot girls.
For some reason, i agreed with it. At one point when we were home alone,
he gave his sisters underwear and bra to me,
made me put it on and went into bed with me naked where he spooned and he was grinding against me.
We would do that alot. One day we even kissed in bed and he forced his tongue into my mouth.
For 2 years we would meet up to do this , but after that we weren't in the same class anymore and we seperated.
I kinda miss it tho.

>>744792397
Fucking lol'd


Faggot

>>744792127
i have a friend who is some older guys "little girl" he gets good money from it. I cant look at him the same tho. Also yeah the stealing underwear from you mother/sister is a little creepy.

>>744791971
Tips on stealing?

shared this before

my wife fucks our two black labs. she's a music teacher in our small(ish) town and it would ruin us if people found out

>>744792541
>inb4 "dont get caught"
But really dont get nervous, act like you are just shopping/looking around. Always assume there is a camera around you even if there really isnt. Its beyond sad how easy it is to steal at conventions. I'd say the biggest concern isnt the dealers its the heroes who snitch on you who happen to see you take something, or possibly other dealers on a different stand seeing you. At conventions they normally give you a bag, but its sometimes too small or transparent. So ill and usually find a stand that gives nice bags when purchasing an item and ask if i can have one. They usually say yes. I have been forced to buy an item just to get a bag tho.

>>744792601
post doggos

I'm Afraid of having a GF...I have never aproached a girl but I get aproached quite a few times. I talk with them but I always drive them away somehow, I try my hardest to get out when it gets serious. 29 yrs old kissless virgin...

>>744791971
Stealing from anime cons is normal, I did it an excessive amount last summer

>>744793169
Are you nervous about getting committed? Ever tired starting with stating upfront you dont want a major commitment?

>>744792156
Jesus Christ man

>>744792601

Your wife is a literal cum dumpster.

>>744793767
Nothing wrong with a doggo fucc

>>744793334
I've been doing it for about 5 years now. I sell most of the items, but i keep a good amount of blurays, games, and figures. I've definitely caught other people stealing, so im pretty sure someone has had to seen me and least once. This summer tho is the first time i started stealing MTG cards (i usually only steal Pokemon cards for nostalgia), but i made so much money off the MTG cards im gonna do it every year if given the chance

You're not anonymous. You are NOT safe here, or anywhere. What a beautiful lie anonymity is. Thanks to this, law enforcement is a few keystrokes away from taking decent men to jail for their vices.

Go ahead. Drink the kool-aid, believe the lie, post your sins here and have them filed under your name in the database like the sheep you are.

>>744790926
Your family already know it. Don't worry

>>744793990
Damn... I only took a couple keychains and shit last year... My friend went full apeshit and took a bunch of plushies and shit

i think about suicide almost everyday

i cry to myself almost every day

i can't even masturbate sometimes because when i think about the people i want to fuck i just get this sinking feeling in me that reminds me that i'm an idiot for even fantasizing about it i'm too ugly

>>744794105
you're a fag, oh wait we were supposed to post secrets

>>744794458
Good try, FBI. Gotta silence the truth, right? Any means necessary.

>>744794455
Nobody is too ugly to date. If any woman/man gives that big of a shit about your appearance, let them be basic normie scum

>>744794349
Yeah my friends also goes with me to the conventions they usually only steal small items as well.

>be 16
>social skills = playing WoW all day
>one day I was cooking pasta while parents are away
>I see we had no strainer
>go to the garden to ask for one to my neighbour (old 60yo lady)
>I look over the fence to call her and see her half naked doing sunbath
>first time I see tits
>she has enormous breast
>I stay quiet
>watch them for minutes
>I go back home to take my ipod
>make pics of the titties
>I would fap to those pictures more than once a day
>since then, every time my parents were away I would go look over the fence to see if my neighbour wasn't sunbathing
>one day she's not home (neither are my parents)
>I decide to climb the fence and enter the house of my neighbour
>go direct in her room
>fap to string, bra, bikini,... Everything i find
>even take a string home with me
>this become my routine when the occasion is there
>one day I decide to try to wear a string and a bra.
>string is super uncomfortable, it scratches your anus
>at this moment a cat is coming in the garden and starts to fight with the neighbour's cat
>I run to the garden to far away the wild cat
>holyshit.jpg
>I'm naked in string in the garden
>look around and found that no neighbours were there to see me
>I was so scared that I've never did it again
>now I cringe by thinking about it

>>744790716
I'm an atheist, but I always go to the church, because most of people there are nice, and care about me and how i'm doing. I just don't want to be alone in this world...

>>744794615
I'd never do it in a retail store or any store really, but conventions are so insecure.

>>744794455
Rememver this one thing: your life can always get better but only until it ends

>>744794657
That's fucking wild.

I stole my sister's dildo and used it to fuck myself in the ass

This ain't a big one but I just realised around a week ago that I have a foot fetish. I've always kinda known it but I really know it.

>>744791493
You seem to be a cool dude. I would be your friend.

>>744793974

i think that way too but her family doesn't lol

>>744794947
Now you'll really fit into /b/

>>744794903
Maybe the only wild thing in my life but can't really share it irl

>>744794932
I need a Finding Nemo gif with the shark meeting and a caption that says "good on yah, mate"

>>744795031
Ikr

>>744791493
Men with small dicks make up for their pussy eating abilities. She will continue to say if you eat pussy well, and often.

>>744795045
I've done some stupid shit, never regretted it though

cant do green text

be me
probably 8 or 9
at a family gathering, not remember for sure
uncle brinks his kids and shitty wife
woman is awful, rude, giving everyone dirty looks, obviously thinking she's better then everyone there
she avoids everyone
my brother told me about Nickleback coming to concert near us
i was dumb and was excited
only liked one song from them
my uncle was playing music, Nickleback plays
I tell him they are coming to town
He tells me to not tell his wife
I ask why
He tells me to just not tell her
i was confused but whatever
play with my cousins
later that night i was walking in the living room
forget why
no one is in there but that woman
oh no
she is alone, crying
i ask her what is wrong
she tells me nothing is wrong
i tell her she's crying so something is wrong
she tells me to "get lost"
i leave

she's a bitch. she never talks to anyone but my uncle and their kids. seriously
she still does it today. idk about the crying part though

This is a good thread. Shame I don't see many of these

>>744795204
You literally just put ">" in front of every line

>>744794755
Various stores differ sometimes ill go into my local Jewel (food market) with my friends and steal sushi they make there. Almost no camera in there

>>744795300
Yeah. Must be a newfag

>>744795300
he probably on mobile and its annoying to switch back and forth from keyboards

>>744795370
Damn. I'd try and calm it down with the stealing

>>744795485
I'm on mobile too; I wouldn't find it that tedious

>>744795445
Must be stupid too because he knows what greentext is so he has seen it

>>744795574
Lmao

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I hate that I still think about my ex boyfriend; not wanting to be back with him. But just wishing I was indifferent with him. He's a compulsive liar, cheater, and weak minded individual. I don't respect him, and I just hate him.

>>744795492
thats what im saying i might have a problem. For stores i never steal items that could put me in jail. The items i take they'd probably just kick me out and ban me from the store. I'm just hoping i dont end up stealing big ticket items in stores one day. If i end up getting away with it once or twice ill think i can do it every time and thats how people get caught

I did porn for four years to help pay for university, from 2003-2006, and performed with big name girls like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone and Crissy Moran

My wife who I married in 2011 doesn't know about any of it and I intend to keep it that way, I don't regret doing it because I needed the money to stay in university

>>744795842
Yeah, its best to tone it down, maybe keep track of all the shit you take

>>744795798
That's pretty normal. Especially if he caused you heartbreak or grief.

>>744795949
How much you make you think?

>>744795949
That's pretty cool, a really nifty secret to have too

>>744792601
Tell us what she's working with.

>>744796083
Pretty much just enough to pay for what I needed, guys tend to not get paid that much compared to the women

>>744795798
If you've been in a relationship with someone like this, and still think about him, you're just a dumb bitch. You don't worth more than him.

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>>744793501

Yeah, I have been talking to this girl for 6 months now, she likes to cuddle ect, but I always push her away. I Have not even let it go to first base yet, I don't invite her out...she invites me [I say no most times]...I leave her on read constantly, take forever to reply...ignore her calls. I know I am wasting her time, Im not sure why she is still around...most girls quit and leave me alone after 1-2 months of knowing me. She's so chill and pretty, tf is wrong with me.

When I was 13 I use to go into chat rooms and flirt with gay men. Sent nudes, all that. Never showed my face. I remember their was this 30 year old, he was cute, and we talked romantically. I honestly thought that he was just into more of a connection with someone when he'd jerk off, I don't know, but we talked after he came and he told me that he liked me and wanted to meet up. I told him I was in a way other state far from him. Turns out he lied to me, keeping himself secretive. Told me his real name too. Tim. He actually lived in the same state i lived in, same town as well. He wanted to meet up at a Big Boys. I told him I couldn't, that I had school and may be gone for while. BS excuse, but really did have school.

The next day he texted me over email, yeah dumb idea to give him my email.

4 years went by, grew out of that chat room sex time.

I haven't used the email in forever. Decided to get back on their. I shit you not, over 200 messages this guy sent me. Very long messages. Telling me he was sorry for whatever he did, telling me he thought about me at night before he went to bed. A lot of it was sexual, but very, er, romantic on how he wrote it. I forget many of them, but one of them...the last one, it went something like this:

"I hope you know what you did to me. My girlfriend of 3 years found our chatlog on here. She left me. We could have ran away together, I had the money, but not anymore. She took almost all of it. I hope you burn in hell."

I honestly didn't write that word for word, it was much longer. But that was the idea.

That was his last message, and it freaked me out. I have no idea why, but it sends chills down my spine just thinking about it. I deleted my address too, because that message he sent me wasn't too long ago. I didn't want him to go insane or anything and track me down.

>>744790716
I hate faggots

I'm gay for my best friend

I'm a white knight/sjw that hate most the people here, especually the racists, furries and paedophiles. But i still can't stay away, even though i despise most of the people.

>>744796209
like size wise?

one is just over 8" and the other just over 7".

>>744796492
That's really quite terrifying.
Fucking gays 8)

>>744796818
why are you an sjw

>>744796818
>>744796998
They're from reddit

>>744795949
Video please.

>>744795842
I use to have a stealing addiction. The best rush was stealing right in front of the employees/cashiers. I would palm items like jewelry, or other small things with decent value, then buy something dirt cheap. I'd reach for my money/wallet in the wrong pocket first and put the items in my pocket. I never got caught but I started to get paranoid, thinking they were on to me.

>>744797460
Doubt he would link vid

I got caught watching my daughter having sex with her bf. they were both shocked when they caught me but after some time the whole thing turned into me being basically a cuck. had a few sessions since then where I get downgraded and have to watch her plowed

looked at cheese pizza with wife while we fucked

>>744797673
Real?

>>744797855
Duuude that's seriously weird af

>>744797929
yes

>>744797929
unfortunately yeah. was just curious but now I'm getting seriously punished

i lie on the internet

im a girl.

>>744797855
Im more of a sausage and mushrooms kinda guy. Just realized that sounds like I take mushrooms then suck dick after

>>744797242
but i use reddit

>>744797668
Probably not, but that era was like the golden age of pornstars and he was lucky enough to have took part in it.

Why tease us like this?

>>744790716
i think hitler wasn't a bad guy

>>744796414
just tell her your problems, shes clearly into you enough to understand, go and lead a happy life anon

I want my latina wife to cuck me with a hung white bull

>>744791493
Damn, sorry about the whole abuse thing. What happened to your dad after?

>>744798394
dont do it
chances are shell make fucking other men a habit and youre not gonna be able to take it back

My girlfriend of two years and I are very close with her younger sister. She lived with us a few months, we tend to travel together, and we have a group chat we use constantly.

I'm deeply in love with her little sister and have no chance of making that happen, at least without fucking everything up (including my future career that relies on networks established through my girlfriend) so I'm just sitting here waiting for something to happen.

>>744798508
That's true thanks

people think im not suicidal anymore, theyre wrong

i have a child with my sister.

>>744798642

kill yourself.

>>744798675
thanks

>>744794455
you're like me, only that I've gotten so used to my situation, I have been past the state where I was still be able to cry about my situation a long time ago.
I have just accepted the fact that I will never get laid for the rest of my miserable life. I think it's called avoidant personality disorder.

Gonna kill myself soon enough.

>>744798767
Why don't you just buy a hooker, or save up for a quality escort?

>>744798869
howre you gonna do it

>>744798642
Why r u suicidal

>>744798869

you have been saying that for 3 years....

>>744794455
As a person who just ended a relationship with a really hot girl everyone tried to fuck

Shit doesn't make you happy. You can fuck a couple of times but it doesn't make it you love life better. Fucking people or being in a relationship does not fix your problems.

Instead get a hobby, a passion,profession. Get good at it and stop thinking about getting pussy

It comes when you stop caring about it, and in the meantime you ll fix your shit, find something to live for

I recently had a sort of identity crisis (around march, this year):

> Be me, 20 YO university student. Never had a girlfriend.
> Think back to old fantasies of being female and having cross-dressed in my early teens.
> Think there's a possibility of being gay after freaking out not knowing how to react to matching with a trans girl on tinder.
> Change tinder settings to men and women
> Ton of male matches (gay matches are so easy to get!)
> Tell my mum and close friends about possibility of being gay/bi (and tell one about the appeal of femininity)
> Date a gay guy for 2 months
> Enjoy spending time with him
> Try to make myself sexually attracted to him - no luck.
> He get inpatient due to lack of physical aspects of relationship (couldn't even hug him without being awkward)
> He dumps me because I wasted his time.

Now I'm not really sure what to do, ignore 'gender bender' fantasies, be straight. (Haven't cross-dressed in almost a year).

>>744798767
your life ain't that bad, neither of yours are.
if you keep telling yourself you're nothing, you'll act like it.

>>744798922
OD

>>be me, 24, living with girlfriend
>>her super bratty, super jailbaity 15 yo sister starts living with us...
>>parents want her gone, shoulda been warning sign
>>anyhoo, she starts teasing me no end
>>
>>know she's prob trying to get me in trouble (she'd said bad stuff abt her dad before and was super jealous of me & her sister)
>>still, she's super hot and I need relief
>>begin nutting in her shampoo every day
>>pee in her orange juice every night
>>still jerk off occasionally to the fact that she rubbed my cum in her hair and drank my piss every day for a year
>>went too far and started sabotaging her birth control
>>shortly after that she pulls unrelated bullshit and I kick her out

>>fast forward a couple months
>>girlfriend has to lend her money for an abortion and hide that shit from the parents
>>strongly considering blackmailing the sister.

>>744799104
80% of those fail

>>744798930
im an awful person and all i ever manage to do is hurt or annoy people

>>744798642
I know the feeling. I just started to smile and act happily, yet can't get the though out of my head.

>>744799194
Same thing bro

>>744798886
cause the memory of only ever being able to get laid by paying someone for it, will ruin my feeling of self-worth forever

>>744799104
tried that 3 times, its hell and will make you wish you were dead even more than you have so far when it fails

>>744799194
I'm sure killing yourself will hurt people a lot more than you have. My now gf then friend attempted suicide. It felt horrible.

>>744799321
Tried it once already with morphine & meds, blacked out and woke up 3 days later in an unkown house, no memory of what happened. Yet I don't know what else to do, can't jump from a bridge

My daughter lets me watch her suck niggers off. She doesn't fuck them, just drops to her knees and sucks. We usually sit at a bar, like in a strip mall or an applebys or something similar. Then we wait. Most times it is out back and after dark, sometimes in the guys car. Watched her eat nigger cum behind a dumpster once. Nobody knows but us. I think she probably takes me along so she doesnt get hurt or raped

>>744796141
>>744798187

I only turned to doing porn because I really didn't have any other option, it was that or be kicked out of university

Yes, I had some fun with lots of different girls but the main reason I did it was for the money, as soon as university was over I immediately quit the industry and haven't looked back

And it was during the time before social media widely took off so there's very little chance of it affecting my real life now. There's plenty of videos on the internet though, I'm sure if you've watched porn taking place in that time-frame you've probably seen me at least a few times

>>744799071
i realise the problems me, not my life

>>744799178
>begin nutting in her shampoo
>pee in her orange juice
you white guys are fucking weird.

>>744799547
I feel you bro

>>744799376
dont have an SO, and even if i do hurt the only folks who give a shit theyll be better off in the end anyway

>>744799693
I even think than killing myself will only improve my surrounding lives.

>>744792156
Why didn't you just buy her plan B ya scrub

i fuked your mom, op

>>744799569
Its just the Americans bruh

an older cousin molested me when i was a kid. he's now openly gay and kinda loved in the family for being successful (he has a phd, his own house, etc)

instead of gay i went full asexual. i've lost a couple of girls i tried to explain it to, but how do you explain that physical or emotional intimacy it's not something you can do

>>744800000

I rubbed my cousin's pussy and made her wet her pants during one Thanksgiving.

I devastated her anus and shot my load inside her rectum.

Had to run to the store and buy similar looking pants so no one would suspect anything.

We pretend like nothing happened.

i left a chat group a while ago when i freaked out after the suicidality getting bad

im still logged on and still read chat every day

>>744799308
Anybody can get laid, its easy. Either your standards are too high, you don't shower/groom yourself, or your afraid to ask women out. There's really no other excuse.

>>744799308
Mate, I know it sounds difficult, but you will get a girl. Try Tinder, really! I was in your situation and through many fails you will learn you way

>>744800317
I look average, I'm not fat, very hygienic and I wear decent clothes. The problem is purely my social anxiety, inferiority-complex and my fear of rejection which leads to avoiding any social interaction, including essential things such as eye-contact.

>>744799059

you're a tranny who likes women, enjoy your miserable life

>>744800582
Get a date through Tinder, go to a bar, get a few beers, the alcohol will make you more easygoing

>>744800598
Thanks! I'll try.

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

>>744800582
There are a few girls in the same situation as you, believe me. If you end up finding one with the same thing, you both will be more confortable

i check the Instagram and reddit of a friend i had every day as well as both her blogs

>>744800784

wow so crazy

>>744800784

u lost virginity?

>>744800784
what'd you do?

>>744800582
move to another town where they don't know your background. start drinking and create a whole new persona. above all, be the most arrogant fucker possible. not obnoxious, just very convinced that you are superior. women tend to follow where you lead them. but if you don't believe it, they can sense that. hope you also have a good sense of humor, that's essential

>>744801005
got knotted of course

>>744800845
where the hell would I find those, if they like me, avoid every contact and rarely even go outside except when they have to?

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>Found out my dad is cheating on my mom (photographic evidence). >Known for a week and didn't say anything because he's kinda abusive and would take everything away
>got into a fight one day with him and it slipped out
>Instead of admitting he gets angry and takes all my shit away
>Doesn't even care about the marriage he destroyed
>Feel really bad for mom because she deserved better.
>Moved out to a motel earlier today >mom is crying and heartbroken
>My secret?
>ruined my parents marriage and destroyed my family
Haven't told anyone outside the family about my situation at all and seriously considering suicide

I'm actually a boy.

>>744801083
no other stories, huh

>>744801109
sorry I fucked up the greet text, on mobile. Also texting this on an old iPhone 3G bc the only thing I had that could Use internet kms

>>744801109

you wrecked the biggest asshole in your life, killing yourself over that would be retarded

>>744800784
U enjoy it

my best friend has a gigantic dick and sometimes we have arrangements where I watch him wrecking sluts with it

I made out with and dry humped my mom when she got drunk on the 4th of july.

>>744799546
If you don't mind answering these questions:

How many girls did you "perform" with?
What was your favorite scene?
Did you ever catch any STIs?
Are you worried that anyone you know will see you on the internet?

>>744798559

bump, need opinions on this

>>744801109
It's not your fault

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I regularly get banned for posting pictures and gifs of horse mares getting fisted

the closest i've ever been to a woman was when i was like 16 and in my old friend's house who was downstairs and I went into his little sister's room and smothered myself in her bras and panties

>>744800582
You can't be afraid of rejection, its really no big deal. Even handsome pretty boys with 8 pack abs get rejected. It's part of life, and we all go through it. I don't regret asking the girls who said no, but I regret the ones I never even tried to ask.

I hate spics, niggers, and kikes, and I want them all to die

>>744801941
That's not a secret :>

>>744801611
Post pics

>>744801703
I can answer these

>How many girls did you "perform" with?
Over 50 but most of them were multiple times

>What was your favorite scene?
Pretty much any shot I did with Tera Patrick. She was nice, beautiful and easy to work with compared to a lot of the other girls

On the inverse I absolutely hated doing anything with Crissy Moran. I didn't hate her personally but she really didn't perform well and it felt like she was phoning everything in

>Did you ever catch any STIs?
Yes, several times. It's a given in the industry and there's not much you can do about it

>Are you worried that anyone you know will see you on the internet?

Yes, but at the same time not really. I look a lot different today than I did then plus a lot of guys look alike anyway

>>744799186

This. OD doesn't mean death. Been there, done that.

I am seriously in love with a coworker of mine.
She has a boyfriend and a child.
I don't even know her a lot, I just know that at the moment, I can't live without seeing her as much as I can, admiring her magnificient eyes or hearing her voice and delicate laughter.
We chat quite often, but she has no idea I see her this way and I don't want it to change. I won't intend anything that would break her couple anyway.

My biggest secret was my alcolisim. But I almitted it to everyone and went to rehab. So, not a secret anymore. For the rest, I'm just as perv as anybody else here, so not much of a secret either.

>>744799546
I ve seen every single scene with Sunny Leone, so I guess I ve ever busted a nut to her receiving your semen

>>744792601
Cucked by dogs. How does it feel?

>>744795952
>>>744795842
>Yeah, its best to tone it down, maybe keep track of all the shit you take
Yeah I stole a lot when I was a kid. We went to dollar stores and grabbed cool shit. I play a lot of siege so cameras stick out xD but I basically still use the wallet I took a long time ago. It's a nice Beverly Hills Polo Club black wallet that I've always had. I also have a funny story of when I took a fucking yard long box of gum and put it down my pantleg in a gas station convenience store and walked out straight legged.

>>744800784
wow your dog humped you what a shocking secret. you;ll have to take that one to the grave

>>744796213
Unless ur gay.

>>744798559
What kind of ties? How old is the sister? What do you see in the sister that's not in the Girlfriend? What other than the ties is holding you back?

Kill Wife, Little Sis comforts you, WIN WIN WIN

>>744791035
I'm pretty sure you gonna tell Jeremy's secret eventhough >>744790926 he is not Jeremy

>Be me, 15 in highschool
>at varsity football game everybody goes to
>just walked over to the elementary school thats less than 2 miles away and smoked with my bois
>come back stoned and looking for pussy
>end up talking to my friends girlfriend because she was alone and none of her freshman friends were there
>she for some reason is like looking for reasons to brush against me and shit
>I laugh at myself for some reason and she smiles
>She keeps asking her one friend who came that lives in my neighborhood if she sleep at her house


cont? it's my first greentext either way

>>744803260

whatever you say.

we're enjoying our sex life/

>>744800784
Did you like it? Would you do it again? Do you want to? Did you get him off or what.

I was sexually assaulted at a party and I've been too ashamed to talk to anyone about it.

>>744792601
Fucking animal abuse

I do regular sessions of selfsucking

>>744804926
Ashamed because you liked it?

Some idiot got our school IP banned so I go to rival schools for sports and get them banned if they haven't been already to ruin future generations to come. Think about it. Years/b/. They won't be able to reply to anything and it'll probably 404 when they get home. Cuck't.

>>744804594
continue

>>744805023

Yeah. They should have yellow labs instead.

>>744804926
A Whore in denial

>>744791971
You're just as bad as a nigger. Exterminate yourself.

>>744791493
There are strap ons for men with small penises. Plus if you're good with your tongue and hands it won't matter anon. trust me im a lesbian, it's what we do

>>744793031
thats hot

>>744805090
A little bit of that. I've always been submissive but it still feels violating.

>>744795204
Maybe she thinks you all hate her because your uncle is telling her lies to control her. My dad used to do that to my mom. They meet when she was 15 and he was 25. he also refused to put her name on the lease or anything he owned ever. Or let her have a job. Many other things too. As their child it really fucked me up and all I gotta say is get a prenup and don't marry young. Also maybe it was her favorite band and he lied and told her it was canceled because he didn't want to go.

>>744804594
>after like half an hour of...girl A asking girl B if she can stay at my house B agrees but she says she's to go home early in the morning
>me and my friends girlfriend, girl A talk and hangout for the rest of the night until she has to go home
>she hugs me and btw she had D tits and she was a freshman, it was wild af and i was a sophomore at the time
>i get her snapchat before she leaves and we talk a little bit and eventually i say bye to my friends and drive home
>A keeps talking to me until like midnight where she says
"anon me and broAnon have only been talking for 2 weeks
>i ask if that means you two are really dating
>she says no
>i think ayyy pussy tonight boys
>i say if she can i can sneakout and we can meet at the pier at the lake we live by
>she says she'll try to
>hour passes of talking and eventually we both meet at the lake about a mile from my house
>we lay on the pier for a little bit listening to music and watching the stars
>eventually we touch hands and begin holding them and a little later we kiss
>it escalates from kissing to making out and groping and shit
>I remember i have a place i hide my mason jar of a weed and a bowl
>I ask if she'd want to and she says sure
>we smoke and in case you don't know it makes you hornier than a teen in arizona with no internet
>she starts to grind on me when we makeout again and she helps me get her shirt off
>I take her bra off and she starts to get my pants off
>eventually im getting head, watching the stars and listening to earl sweatshirt at 2 am on a saturday morning
>she smiles and she takes of her leggings
>after i nut on her back and shit she goes to standup and i laugh and push her into the water
>i jump in and we skinny dip and my once elongated cock shrinks inside of me
>after having probably the best night of my life we both go home


probably the biggest secret I have cause they've dated for a few years now and i'd ruin the relationship if i told him

>>744804926
Did you at least get off?

Not to much a secret, just more asking for opinions


There this girl at work, for the most part she's friendly and talkative with people. Except she seems quieter with me. She usually doesn't talk much to me. But for some reason she wanted to hand my paper to the supervisor (Who was 2 feet from us) After that I noticed her looking my way from a distance quite a few times. Today, again she was doing the staring. But at one point began playing with her hair, and would talk a bit more with me. Also, I made a face when a customer did something kinda weird. She then basically mimicked that face while looking at me.

Also FWIW, today was the first time she said good night to me, as I left a before her.

>>744796818
Don't they dox rapists and pedos on here like all the time? Plus there's people from every political/cultural back ground. /b/ is mostly red pill tho.

>>744796889
Look mate they ment a like is your wife hot, not the dog's dick u fucking faggot cuckold

>>744806704
Start talking to her more if you like her. Get a feeling whether or not she likes you, most probably she does, but women are weird creatures.

>>744797673
That's disgusting, she's your fucking daughter

>>744807156
Is there anything in particular that makes you lean towards her liking me?

And really, humans in general are. But yea, Ill feel it out a bit more

>>744806589
Not really. I was really, really blackout drunk and woke to his hands down my pants. Then I kind of zoned out until he started fucking me.

>>744807324
She doesn't talk to you. People are likely to be intimidated by people they like because of risk of failure. Playing with hair, mimicking are mostly subconscious behaviors that people have when attracted to someone. Asking for favors and such also.

>>744804926
I was raped once and now think about it when i masturbate constantly. It gives me the biggest orgasms.

>>744798115
is she hot to you

>>744807691
I guess, I noticed that after she started playing with her hair, she would ask me some stuff from work.

Also, IDK if the hair playing was due to me, or if she was just fidgeting in general, as I was in the same area as her for like an hour or so prior to her beginning that.

And the first oddity was her asking to do me a favor basically, when I could have easily finished what I was doing in like 30 seconds.

>>744798186
Then kill yourself.

>>744796818
Back to Tumblr.

>>744808243
Do you like her, or not. Picking up on signals is a strange subject as a whole. Because it might be obvious to others but you can be completely oblivious or it can be the other way around, to be seeing non-existing signals.

>>744798960
This is good advice.

>>744808678
I kinda do, she is quite cute. Kinda thicc.

But yea, thats what I am worried about. That I am picking up mixed signals

>>744795798
liars and cheaters are not weak minded

take care of that anon

In uni i stole my housemates dildos because my girlfriend at the time wanted to try one but was too embarrassed to buy one, someone broke into my room one night and trashed my room came in and the housemate found her dildo. They thought i was gay and spread it about how i was, girlfriend of 4 years breaks up with me. Regret it every night

I have a really shitty memory, I drink way too much, I love my Job but hate dealing with everybody at work. I suspect my family is getting tired of my bitching about it. I was diagnosed with depression in 2014, but cant take the medication because I drink too much.

Tell me everything is going to be alright /b

>>744807808
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>744795204
at least lie about fucking her man i already was rubbing my cock

>>744799194
What state/country do you live in anon?

>>744808850
Just talk to her. Don't overthink it.

>>744801099
Date online, anon. There are thousands of sites. Trust me. I have experience in this, you see.

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>>744801083
So, uh...you into pups now?

>>744801804
Wanna get banned again? :)

>>744803551
>xD

Out of all the people in this thread who want to commit suicide, you should actually do it.

Im in love with my wife and her sister. The 3 of us are always together and they joke about being sister wifes. But no way they would go for it.

>>744798643
Kys

>>744798642
Do it, bitch. Fuck up your whole future life, don't try, make your family and friends suicidal after you go, crawl in a hole and cry like the bitch u are.

>>744805790
Agreed.

>>744806362
What year was this?

>>744809376
Wish it was that easy. I guess I'll just continue to keep an eye out. I only see her weekly. Also I'm 21 and she's 18... Sooo

>>744810906
So what?

>>744809777
Checkkkd

>>744811113
Just think it may be a bit much. Also her mother works at the same store as us...

>>744810906
Yeah, nigga, it's that easy. Just ask her for a small favor next time to make a conversation starter. I am autistic when it comes to verbal communication, but it isn't anything hard. Just strike a conversation, see where it leads on. Just go in with the mindset that you want to make friends with her. Gaining trust from someone is beneficial even if you don't shag her.

i was raped by my brother

>>744790716
data mine thread
remember folks your are not anonymous you IP is logged

>>744801109

Man up, your dad wrecked your family. You have your own life to live

>>744799178
What if it's yours anon? What if you butted in the shampoo shortly before she used it and some got in her pussy Or she used it on her pubes

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>>744801941
Me too. And there's many like us. Trust me, dude. And all we need is one great depression or some other catastrophe and the Jews will be strung up faster than a wet sock.

>>744802752
cheated on your wife?

>>744811285
Now, the store thing could be a problem...Seriously man, it's not that hard to start a conversation. If she's a bitch about it then who needs her?

>>744811365

I guess. I'll try to talk to her next time I see her, when ever that may be. Kinda interesting how she may be interested in me...

>>744790716
My kink is taboo sex. I've had sex with a lot of relatives, spouses of friends, down-low gay sex and other family of friends. Most of them thought they were the only one to do the "hot secret" with.

>>744811680
I mean the age mostly. And my company policy is fine with relationships as long as is not supervisor and subordinate. Equals should be fine. A lot of families work at my store anyway.

>>744811691
Ask my ex what she liked about me, people are strange and will like you for strange reasons.

>>744811902
Well if you do end up talking to her, just don't be a spaz about it. Overcome yourself. Smile, have confidence.

>>744811863
Man I want to fuck my cousin, no one else just a fetish for my cousin or role play of it. Can never experience it,sucks

>>744812262
I guess. Only time will tell.

>>744812293
Yea, I think I'll be fine once I get going. I tend to be pretty OK with talking once I start

>>744812722
That's pretty much me. Though I've lost my anxiety overtime.

>>744812631
Get her black-out drunk. Bang her drunken-coma body. Leave. Leave a voicemail a few hours later saying that you did not expect to have sex, but when she did the kissing and grinding, you were too turned on to stop. Then tell her the sex was great despite it being sloppy drunk. Seed planted. See if it grows into her having real sex with you.

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I'm 32, divorced single dad, total waste to everyone but my kid. I'm constantly worried about losing my job, house, car, every ability I have to care for my kid. I go to work and bust my ass so I can keep my job, come home clean, laundry, keep my kid happy. I try to be the best fucking dad the world has ever seen.

Inside, I feel dead. I don't remember the last time I've seen a titty. Couldn't tell you the last time I cupped an ass. I live too far away from family for them to help out, so I have no free time. The best years of my life, they're going to my kid.

Some day, I'll be a fucking fifty year old neckbeard with a colostomy bag still telling OP he's a faggot. My life doesn't suck. I own my house, drive a new car, have a good job, and I take care if myself.

My big dirty secret: IDGAF. You only get one childhood, and I not going to waste my kid's

i molested my cousin when she was a kid

>>744812917
Man that's a real possibility too, she likes to drink. My take a while but fuck it.

>>744813178
You're welcome.

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>>744812924
Single dad, two kids, same boat. Love of my life left me for my best friend. Still not over her and want to kill him but can't. The kids are my world and I'd die for them. I lost it all and came back from nothing to build something great for them. My advice is to NEVER EVER QUIT.

>>744812838
Yea. I still wonder, why would she be into me. I'm kinda bleh

Posted this in another secrets thread:

>I fly back and forth to HK for work
>I have an apartment there
>Some restaurants you have to share with strangers because it's cramped
>Met an older lady who was killing my mood
>Awkward stuff but I said hi anyways
>Fuck. She spills her woes all onto me.
>She's a single mother of 3 and can't get a decent job and needs money
>Fuck it I offer her to take care of my place once in a while and if I'm in HK she can cook for me
>Told her if she does anything shady though I'm not putting up with that shit
>She becomes my maid and a damn good one at that
>Came back late one night after having a few and horny
>She asked if she could get a small advance because money was tight
>Drunk me says something about her sleeping with me and I'll give her even more
>Blank stare from her and she grabs her stuff and leaves
>Woke up the next day and I felt like shit and I never wanted to see her again because I'm embarassed
>She shows up a few days later and asks me if that offer still stands and I'm about to say no and give her the money for being stupid

>She's dead serious about doing this though
>I tell her to wait and I'm going back and forth in my room because I want it but morals and shit
>Come out and she's sitting on the couch and I tell her if she's willing and she says yes
>Awkward at first but she gets naked and gives me head
>At this point I'm just horny and morals are dead to me
>Balls deep in her mouth and came
>She was trying to stop to catch a breath but in the moment and seriously I haven't came in ages so I kept her face there with force
Fuck it's too late for this but now she makes a little more and she's basically a maid that lets me fuck her for extra per month. I'm not gonna complain.

tldr; pay my maid little extra for tons of sex

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i keep falling victim to my vices

ie: drinking, tobacco, weed and pornography

they're the reasons why i've developed horrible anxiety, a pessimistic worldview, lack of empathy and lack of confidence

i've tried to quit multiple times, but reality is just too exhausting to bear

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Selfsucking

>>744808959
Dude shit will be fine same situation same problems, goes on though

>>744810210
Are you me? My wife's little sister just moved in with us, too.

secretley really like hentai and alotta other shit like fur, but other than that im pretty normal... i dont know fucking why i do, but i do. It bugs me alot

>>744811902
The age? You're both adults, you dumb fuck.

>>744813945
dude, i stopped drinking and smoking cigs and weed, been clean for 7 months now, libido is low so i fap to porn like once or twice a week tops

still have anxiety, even more pessimistic, still no confidence and i became cynical asshole

life fucking sucks, get over it and enjoy shit while you can have it

>>744798960
Learned this the hard way

>>744814423
I mean more so about doing stuff like drinking and what nor, as we are in America where you can be shipped of to a far off land to kill at 18 but cant drink till your 21

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>>744800784
I'm jealous. Being knotted is one of my top fantasies. I want to be forced and bound on my knees and have to suck my bf off while a dog goes to town on me, knot and thick cum and all. Being told how disgusting I am and how it's what I deserve, while I also have to swallow him cum, mm. My bf knows I like beast, but not the extent that it's really the only porn I watch and my biggest orgasms either when I do.

>not a related image, but still a good one

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>>744799376
>have a friend
>she attempts suicide
>decide it is a good idea to become her lover

>>744812924
The first paragraph could totally have been me.
Word to word, could've been me.
But I had titty and ass :P

I said nigger on livestream

>>744813857
HK?

>>744815175
Hong Kong

>>744813492

Thanks /b/ro

I keep it rolling and I'll never quit

>>744812924
35 dad to one same shitty situation your post and responses to it have helped me tremendously

>>744813857
any stories/pics? how much and how long has this been going on??

>>744795028
You asked her fam their opinions?
Lmao

>>744792601
This is kind of my fetish. How'd you two even start?

>>744795798
Lol Audrey?

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>>744815816
What kind of stories were you looking for? Sometimes it's just plain, sometimes I make her fulfill some weird fantasies as much as an older woman can, sometimes it's really rough and borderline.

She hasn't had sex for years before that arrangement so it worked out for us both in the end. Honestly, it's hotter now that she's looking forward to it.


Tame your expectations if you were expecting a pornstar looking older woman.

>>744807302
literally. lol

>>744817285
I think she look great

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>>744794105
I'm ashameashame of myslef and I don't think they'd ever let me into a secret service job based off my internet history in the God bank...

..But if I only have a few weird interest¿

And NEVER irl act on them and have always denied them even in front of me, am I good? Can I fbi as recovering autist

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>>744817397
Have another. One of these threads I posted this in people were expecting more.

>>744817842
Well, she look great

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I have a massive, massive fetish for cheerleaders. I don't know what it is, but everything about them drives me wild. The athleticism, the skimpy outfits, the pompoms, and beautiful women. They can be on camera during games for a few moments and I'll be rock hard. Maybe it's a perverted fantasy of having a gaggle of beautiful women whose job it is to tell you how great you are, but who cares. I'd be absolutely mortified if anyone ever found out.

>>744790716
I used to be a Nazi Enthusiast back in school and I beat up some Jewish kid in my class.
And then I blamed it on one of my friends

>>744813857
How old are her kids and... you know... wink wink.

>>744798124
>
underrated comment

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting off on it
>she's ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession
>she's ruined for life sorry

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>>744809922
How banned are you talking here?

Could start a thread, I guess.

>>744818439
you're a piece of shit cuck

not every fantasy is meant to be fulfilled you idiot

>>744790716

1. I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher with plenty of obscene phonecalls, drive-bys, etc.

2. I lost my v-card to a woman 15 yrs my elder who looked like my mom because she was older and looked like my mom. She didn't like it when I called her mommy.

3. I went to a Nevada cathouse and acted out a few momcest fantasies.

4. I beat up a freshman (I was a Sr.) for a fairly minor provocation and pretty sure it gave him PTSD.

5. I'm saving up for plastic surgery

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>>744796492
Wow, amazing story and very well written. Still shocked about that ending.

>>744818439
oh boy. . .

>>744819022
Think about it as if he helped her take the initiative.

You're a supportive BF!