roast me, /b/?

time stamp

>>744768485
I prefer my pork fried or bbq'd, not roasted

>>744768485
You seek negative attention because your dad raped you as a child, I can tell by the cleavage and nose ring, and also because you ask for people to roast you

I'll beat your ass and fuck you, you thicc bitch

Yep time stamp or you are as real as jesus

>>744768485
the only roasting you need is on a spit you pig

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>>744768485
Awesome, I love roasting marshmallows

Okay OP here, wtf do u mean by timestamp? Lol I'm new here

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Is this what you're looking for? Lol

>>744769094
no take another picture of yourself with a piece of paper with current date and time

>>744769094
>actually timestamping the screenshot

>>744769094
This is probably the first time anyone has pretended to be this heifer. She'd probably be happy someone is using her face for more than just a cum dumpster

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I'm trash sorry

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>>744768485
roast ? moar like barbecue

>>744770241
tits or gtfo

>>744770241
Suck bobs show vegene

OP here, what do you think I do for a job?

>>744770868


>>744770868
Are you where pork scratchings come from?

>>744770868
bricklayer

>>744770868
teacher

>>744768485
show us your tits

Get your fat ass on a treadmill and you will become dropdead gorgeous.

I'm not even joking, fatty. Get to work and spread that beauty.

>>744770868
full time nigger lover

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>>744768485
Follow the damn rules

Post more pics so I can jack off to you

Your shirt letters are backwards.
Take that

Lmao you guys are cracking me up. I actually work in Upholstery. :)

>>744772001
having an ass like a couch does not equal working in upholstery

>>744768485
do you have trouble going through security checkpoints with all that metal shit in your face?

Show us your asshole chubs

Post nudes

I don't have trouble going through security checkpoints, and I don't have an ass like a couch.

>>744770241
get yourself on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>744768485
oink oink

I'm onlying doing cam if I get paid

>>744772001
Does Kermit know you're posting on here?

Lmao yes he does

I bet she only fucks black guys

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>>744768485

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No makeup, what do you guys think?

Less face more tits chubs

>>744773712
your tits look nice, probably even better without the shirt covering them...

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>>744773814
you savage monster

>>744773712
would bang

>>744773712
Do they even make bags that big?

>>744773712
I wouldn't kick you out of bed

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I used to have black hair???

>>744773712
Even feckin worse....throw it in front of Irma n see if the high winds will change the face abit...knowing our luck it will change direction

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What about my harley quinn makeup?

Would bang/10

>>744774549
isn't harley quin supposed to be skinny?

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>>744768485

Dat gum to teeth ratio...
Does your weight start with 200?
3/10. 4 at best

>>744774549
still no tits, you disappoint me.

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>>744774252
that shirt
>don't ever take unnecessary risks
>posts face on 4chan

Your black hair looked better

>>744768485
Whats your name op you fucking hot

I didn't really think I was that fat, lmao. You guys are opening my eyes! I'm actually in the process of trying to lose 75 pounds. :)

>>744775007
This is /b/ what did you expect?

>>744775007
How do you not see the fact that your body had run out of space everywhere else so it's decided to store it in your fuckin face? You may want too double what your trying to lose.

>>744775235
....and still no tits.

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I used to look like this lmao

>>744775909
you are going the right direction

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Another one lol

>>744775909
you look real cute in this pic, dayum

Let's start cumming on her guys

>>744776111
A lot better, minus the herpes sore

>>744776111
are you from England ?

Nope! Kentucky :)

Are you inbred?

Where are these tits?

I'm not inbred.. lol >>744776939

Can we get a body pic? Like a mirror shot or something

>>744777214
yeah, we can't really make a decision about your looks till we see some skin baby gurl

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>>744777214
Lmao don't roast too hard pls

>>744777955
did you eat all the other bandmembers?

>>744778128
No, I didn't! Lol

That's a big bitch

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WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS PUSSYBITCH?
SHE AINT CONFORMING TO 4CHAN ETIQUETTE
TITS OR GTFO STOP SHARING PICS OF YOUR GAMMY AS FUCK FACE CUNTWENCH

>>744777955
You honestly look like a pretty good fuck. Have those big fat tits in a bra or bikini I can fap my cock too

wtf I came back after 1 hour and still no tits?

>>744778341
lmao i'm weak i'm not posting my nudes someone did that for me earlier this year

>>744778416
just do it. you know the amount of tits on this site? nobody gives a shit

>>744778341
> i left my ex bc he forgot my birthday and was very controlling
> i had sent him noodles
> he posted them later the same day we broke up
>ppl harassed me on my youtube channel and on facebook
> i have screen caps to prove

>>744768485
Can I please see your tight wet cunt? I just wanna please you baby

>>744768485
You delicious, fat slampiggy. I'd love to fuck you all night long.

>>744778770
lmaooooo

>>744778803
Thank you? Lol you guys have weird ass compliments

>>744778855
I honestly think you are beautiful, even without the makeup! : D

>>744778855
you want me to give you the ole' lickeroo?

>>744779051
thank you!! :)

>>744779083
what the hell is that

>>744778686
He left you because anyone can make noodles. Get your cooking skills straight...

>>744779153
nudes / noodles

>>744778855
tits. or. gtfo.
/thread

>>744779153
I'm a fantastic cook thank you very much