hey /b/ whats the worst thing youve ever done to a girl ?

>>744765663
showed her /b/

>>744765713
FPBP

>>744765663
being born

>>744765663
convinced her i loved her and told her it turned me on when she showed off. so she posted herself sucking my cock and various nudes of herself and then i never saw her again.

>>744765663
Called one a bitch, i should have apologized.

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>>744765663
How is punching a nazi a bad thing when most women voted for Drumpf??? Unless you are a nazi and dont support beating the nazi out of them like a real man.

#BashTheFash

>>744765713
Oh man. Good stuff

/b/ is full of comedy writers

Married her.

Fucked one and cum in her whilst she slept.

Booted one in the cunt.

>>744765663
Punched a girl in church when i was 5 or 6. The ass beating i received from my mother after the fact was unlike anything ive ever experienced in my 22 years of life.

>>744765831
fuck white people! soon we will hunt them in the streets like dogs because of what happened during the holocaust!

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>>744765663

Raped her. We worked it out though. I wasn't aware that I didn't have her consent

ive done some shitty shit.

Before inwent to the Army, Yearrrs ago, I had a girlfriend for about 2 years +

Before I left for Basic, I broke it off with her, telling her i figured she would cheat on me a bunch while i was away. Because i figure she would.

She Was PISSED.

But she was like angry/hurt/meltdown pissed. She was pulling at my clothes trying to make me stay and she grabbed onto my pant leg.

i kicked her in face to.get her off of me.

felt bad. but got over it

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>>744765831
I like this

>>744766005
but did you cum?

I fucked a naive Chinese virgin girl and came inside. She didn't know what sex was. She grew up in the countryside and never received any sexual education. So while I was making out with her, as we were boyfriend/girlfriend I took of her clothes and fucked her roughly. Just a few days before she said she wanted to wait until marriage with sex. Sadly the poor thing didn't know what sex was. Now she's my loyal little pet, because she's worried no man from her home town will want her if she's not a virgin.

I have been fucking girls and then dropping them from several years now, as far as I know I ruined 8 lifes.
I live in a big european city and my work requires to be moving from time to time through cities.
Im good looking and I easily attract women, the way I proceed is by fucking them with a broken condom, I know I have at least 8 children out there, and several women just vanished for me, but I might have at least other 25 kids.
And yes, I got chlamidya 6 years ago (not a big deal the doctor gave me an antibiotic and it was gone in two days).
But anyways I always mannage to vanish, dont have a FB account and I change my mobile phone number from time to time.

>>744766244
Sadly no. i was unable to achieve climax. Assuming that was part of my punishment.

I'm not really a very bad guy, and I'm gay, so I haven't had any bad break-ups or any shit like that. Hilariously, the worst I can think of is when I was babysitting this 13 year old when I was 17, and she almost burned the fucking house down. I beat her bare ass red, and I'm guessing her dad probably did the same after he got home and found out what happened. Tame as fuck.

>>744765663
I once peed on an ex of mine until she wept.

>>744766350

Are you Julian assange?

>>744766406
kek

>>744766448
No

>>744766341
what village/town/city was/is that?

>>744766448
elon musk

>>744766341
PICS now!

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>>744765831

Why do you want to pose as a /s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w/?

>>744766448
Nice try FBI

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>>744766486
It's in Hunan province, but it's too small to appear on any maps. I went to visit her town about a year ago. Nice place.

>>744765663
When I was in high school there was this mentally disabled girl who asked me to prom. I declined politely. About a week later she asks me again in front of my lunch table (some of my friends are the "popular kids") so I say "sure! I'd love to go with you" and smirk. All my friends start laughing but she doesn't give a fuck. She's so excited. Keep the joke going, and make sure she thinks I'm serious. Text her all the time with friends fuckingnwith her heart (we call this "group curving" where Im from). Come prom day I texted her "can't wait to see you tonight beautiful ;)". Never show up to get her and when she gets to prom from her parents dropping her off she sees my group, I'm with my girlfriend who was in college of the time. She comes over to me and I don't want my gf to know what I did so me and my buddies I'm,ediately ganged up on her. "What are you talking about retard" "yeah get out of our face you ugly bitch" "where's your date? :D" etc etc.

She left crying never saw her again besides gradation but she didn't make look my way

>>744765663
Shed make me mad so it deck her shoulder or thigh. That was it would bruise. Then instead of hitting her I'd just push on the bruise.

>>744766654
what do you do out there? you in her home town?

>>744766670
Man, you are miserable.

>Start seeing lass and casually fuck, She’s a dirty cunt but had limited.
>after about 5 month we’re still fucking but falling out so spend time away
>She developed an addiction to tramadol and was on them a lot.
>After about 3 month she txts me to say come round fuck me blah blah blah.
>Go round can see her not the same looks doped up.
>Fumble about a bit, sucks me off, rides me and such, Can see she’s struggling to keep her head up.
>Got her on her back and fucking her for 10 mins notices she’s dropping out of conscience and she passes out.
>She’s never done this before starts to freak me out.
>Realises she’s out like a light, this pisses me off so think fuck it.
>Smash her for 10 mins as hard as I can and cum in her.
>Pissed off I went for a drink then a shit n shower.
>Go back she’s still out of it, think fuck it.
>Fuck her ass very hard, she’s liked anal but this was so odd as it was all relaxed
>about cum so pull my dick out and cum on her face.
>She’s still out of it so fuck off home.

Panicked on the way home that this was wrong as fuck but I got a txt off her about 5 hours later saying never to message her again. She fucking always had limits on anal as I had to go slow and wasn’t able to cum on from the neck up.
Literally never heard from her again.

Not gave her my cock

>>744766747
I never done worse to a girl tho

broke up with her over MSN, twice.

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This one girl kept begging for the cock, I told her no a thousand times. One night I decide to give it to her. My buddy's in the room with us so I tell her she should let him fuck her at the same time. She doesn't want to. She gets sad asks for booze, I tell her there's booze in a 2L bottle in the fridge and there's booze in it. She gets it, comes back, stands there and chugs the whole thing... .. her face(pic related). ..Then leaves.

My buddy is fucking rolling on the ground laughing holding his sides. He knew...

The bottle contained pop, ants, dirt, piss, cool-aid, and a dash of vodka. Was the mix my roommate saved for kids who wanted to be "in".

>>744766723
Just visiting, meeting her parents and stuff. Like I said she became my loyal little fuck toy so we're still together

>>744766105
lol wat

>>744765663
Nothing, I'm the....girl in the relationship and pic related happened to me.
Well, I'm actually a femboy

>inb4 you deserve it for being a faggot

Wish I knew how it feels to be protected by a guy...

I dumped one just when her parents got divorced

>>744766804
Its impossible to do worse to anyone

>>744766962
i hope u never do

>>744765663
>Fucked this one girl. Not that pretty. More of a Slampig
>My mobile rang while ramming her. Stopped fucking her ugly ass pussy and got to the phone
>Other girl. Pretty hot, but stupid as shit
>Said she want to hook up
>Left the first girl naked, threw condom on her body and said i need to leave
>Fucked the other girl and asked to lick the pussy juice of the othter girl from my balls
Still not proud of this, but 10/10 would do it again

>>744766670
>never saw her again besides gradation but she didn't make

I've done some evil shit dude, but that is pure evil.

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body slammed my ex wife into our shitty Ikea table. she was a drunk mess who was trying to stab me so I picked her up bear hug style and dipped her. broke the table. Had to play it off, and apologize so she would call the cops.

busman that felt good. wish I could have broken that whore jaw

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>>744766962
>tfw your big bf smacks you around and punishes you, not too much but just enough to keep you in line

>>744766747
how though?

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>>744766960

Like she wasn't saying anything and then when i finished she ran away crying. I was like WTF? Like she should have said something but still I don't control what she feels.

>>744766033
>hunt us
pretty sure white people are the only ones that hunt in the US

>>744767084
did either girl know about the other?

>>744767053
I feel bad but I don't. She asked so many dudes in my class to go to prom with her.. even the kids in the in crowd, which I didn't even consider myself a part of but I had a decent group. You just don't do that and expect results I taught her an important lesson that no one else would

I hit my gf once when i was drunk.

>>744767230
This is fine to be honest.

But more than that like OP's pic, nope.

>>744767216
what the hell?

>>744767230

that sounds awful. It's always a turnoff when girls like being hit

>>744767084
That's like leveling up mid combat.

>>744767250
no, both girls thought i was some kind of nice guy you could get in love with
both fell in love with me
fucked them both for about 2 months
still not sorry

my parents were told I touched a girl

yea I tapped her on the shoulder a year before that to ask her name
.....fuck the world

>>744767236
she must be an idiot or a mentally weak person then

>>744767234
You're even Weaker and more Pathetic if you can't figure that out.

anyone have pics of their abused girls?

>>744767465
i have a feeling that youre against hate speech

>>744767479
Kys

>>744767398
pics of both?

>>744767479
Got some Pics of a girl i fucked in the ass.
And some of a girl blowing me..
But last ones are showing her face. Wouldnt be nice to show /b/

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>>744766962
if I knew you I'd lend you one of my men for protection, and pleasure. they'd do anything for me.

>>744767355
>girl
>>744767307
fists are bad, but open palm is perfect. Especially on my ass.

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>>744767602

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>>744766670
lol college gf at prom, that's worst than manipulating a retarded person

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>>744767602
And the second one

i go out of my way to fuck girls lives up.
I do not care.

especially ones that i know are on all kinds of meds to begin with.

drag them along for 3 months or so... the mental break down is the best!

WAs with a girl for 4 years, she helped me through some dark shit. We moved in together and I ended up realizing that I didn't love her but rather loved the support she gave me. I told her I had to go back home.

I didn't know how to break it off so I slept with a dozen chicks and told her about it. She told me it was ok, and that we'd work it out when she came back.

She came back and I was with a girl at home, she said she felt as if she wasn't welcomed, I told her she wasn't. I told her we could talk outside, and locked her out when she stepped through the door. She was crying, I should have been sad, but I wasn't.

She got a boyfriend and used to come visit me in his truck, try to fuck me. Fucked around once or twice in it, just had to but then broke off all contact.

I wish I hadn't done that, I should have been more mature, I lost one of my best friends that day.

>>744767756
I assume this is the hotter one you got the call from?

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>>744767429

I think she was just trying to be nice. Like I've boned girls because they seemed kind of desperate and then the get all mad when i don't cum and it's like a double whammy. It's like I was giving you the fuck to be nice and now you're mad at me? Shit's fucked up. Like I said I worked it out with that girl. She's doing well last I heard.

>>744767599
why?
i wanna see some bruises

Girlfriend called me bitching about how i worked to much and i didn't make time for her, she didn't have a job and couldn't keep one. She tried to shit test me by saying that she didn't want to break up but if i didn't spend more time with her that was what was going to happen. I said well sounds like you have made a decision. I hung up. blocked her number and never contacted her in any way ever again. had been dating 2+ years. I don't do shit tests. If a bitch pulls one, immediately walk away. dont waste your time, its more valuable then they are.

>>744767838
Bingo

>>744767645
Thanks, anon, I would have made sure they're pleased before any kind of 'protection'

>>744767889
i would have done the same. post more of her

>>744767756
>>744767686
was it hard to get regular sex from two people at once? did it feel like cheating?

>>744767839
that makes her a rly bad hypocrite then. how was she raped if thats the case?

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>>744767664
maybe a bit more than a hand.

I'd dip cum into her milk and I rubbed my dick on her stuff, like toothbrush, opened water bottles, panties. I did everything I could to get my cum in her foods and drinks. Fucked up? Maybe

>>744767962
Got one more of fucking her ass, but it's almost the same picture, so no need to post it.
And im currently in a 'monc-phase'.. so i try my best to be a better guy, than i was
sorry, bro :D

>>744767886
They usually start at around 6 months, 2+ years man, that's a bad surprise. I don't put up with it either.

>>744768006
Not at all.
Was a dark time for me.
Fucking someone i dont even care about gave me some kind of recognition. or whatever you want to call it

>>744765663
I was at some protest not too long ago and some antifa bitch came at me so i punched her dumbass right in the face. I felt bad later on that day and even cried myself to sleep but in the end i did the right thing.

>>744766033
Eum weren't it white People who ended it? And died in the millions doing so?

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>back in 9th grade
lightly put my foot on some wasted bitches head and said some sexist shit. playful in my mind, and she was a total phscy

>>744767814
And now we know why you are on /b/

Literally don't understand how any "NORMAL" human could even think of doing something like that, you better get yourself checked up man

>>744768065
Oh my god that is so fucking hot. I saw this actual school paddle in a thrift shop a while back and I desperately wish I had the guts to buy it. I love it. Or just a nice, thick leather belt. I just want to get fucking beaten to tears. I'm a degenerate.

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>>744765663

>gf's sister is a huge feminazi annoying cunt who spews man hating shit all the time; lets call her sara
>married to a poor bastard of a man who does everything she says
>we throw a huge party for 4th of july, invite friends, family, etc
>by 12, everyone is wasted and passed out
>gf is sleeping in our room
>pass by the guest room and see sara passed out on the bed with an empty beer bottle half naked
>she's a 7/10, gf is 6/10
>why not
>I lock the door and fuck her raw until I cum inside
>fuck her ass for a bit and cum again in her mouth
>clean up and go to bed
>sometime after, sara gets pregnant
>I break up with gf for unrelated reasons

last I heard she gave birth to a boy; my first born is being raised by another man.

>>744765663
Made her a single mother.

>>744766670
I have a really fucked up mind but you sir, you're despicable

>>744768343
best thing you could've done, bro.
not your fault that this bitch isn't on birth control

Fucked a former gf's mom.

>>744768289
I'm more empathetic than most people on this planet. Normal would mean not ever feeling bad about it.

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>>744768277
also told a bitch she was stupid for not getting an abortion,, she's now studying abroad in Morocco so i think she is happy

>>744768434
story?

ex pulled a knife because a girl was talking to me
disarmed that weak bitch and hit her in the face making her nose bleed
cops came and took her
> bro filmed it and showed them


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I was fucking two bitches without either knowing one was into freaky shit but the other wasnt, got drunk and got my wires crossed. I spit in nice girls mouth choked her and put a few fingers in her ass while i fucked her. She ended up in the fetal position crying with my cum leaking out of her. Stupid slut still fucked me after that until i got bored of her

Knocked em up
Turned em onto drugs
Robbed em

You name it

>>744765663
Fucked a Catholic girl, then claimed a week later i've become a Satanist

Complete complex anal sphincter disruption.

>>744768343
Does not Mean you fucked her once the kid is yours

>>744768087
Not really a surprise. they all do it. What got me to not even play "the game" and show her i wasnt going to take that shit but give her an opening to still have a relationship is because of ridiculousness of her not being able to keep a job but bitching about me working and having money to do things with her. If I didnt have money she would complain because we dont do anything. That amount of retarded i dont have time for.

>>744767743
For me or her? Lmao my ex was pissed seeing a sophomore in college with me at prom

i gaslighted this chick while being a Dom, for about 4 years.

Broke her down, mentally more than anything.

last i heard, she moved back to her home state and has to see a therapist once a week.

post her nudes online for the world to see

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>>744768057

I'm not saying I boned her because she was desperate. I'm just saying that I've been in that situation on the other side now and it's fucked up from both sides. That's why we worked it out. Communication comes from both sides and if It's not happening than both sides are to blame and figuring out who is more at fault is useless. I'd rather move past things Like that and learn how to better avoid them in the future. It's rape because I penetrated her without consent however that word is being thrown around liberally. It wasn't a brutal assault it was just a painful situation

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i came on her body against her will

>>744769078
nice.

is she stupid?

>>744768877
double dubs, what up?

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>>744768343
thinking of your sons childhood makes me hard.

>>744769120
not retarded but stupid

>>744769136
kys

beated her way hard they had to call an ambulance
she was the first to attack tho

>>744769187
any noods?

>>744769303
no unfortunately

>>744765663
Fucked her dog

>>744769411
any noods?

>>744765663
>Got up at 5:00 for work
>Gotta pee
>Maybe 20% awake
>Don't feel like turning on lights yet, but have night light in bathroom.
>Finish up, and exit to go downstairs for coffee
>Gf thought it would be funny to hide behind bathroom door, and scare the crap out of me.
>Jumps out making banshee screams
>Still mostly asleep me resorts to basic human instinct
>Fight or flight?
>Choose fight
>Nail her with a left cross
>She hits the floor
>Totally fucking awake now, and realized what I had done.
>Oh shit. I just decked my gf. . .
She was okay though. She had a sore jaw for a few days, but we were able to laugh about the incident.

>>744769600
haha. i always wanted to punch women in the face

>be awkward fuck in highshcool
>broad has hots for me(why?)
>fool around once
>asks me to prom on myspace, ignore it
>text her following month "Would you want to go to prom?"
>"yeah that would be awesome"
>"Yeah It would be, except it's April Fools"

Raped two, became fuck buddies with one of them afterwards.

>>744769744
Felt bad man. I knew she was just trying to be funny. She just picked the wrong time and place.

I shot one that broke into my house, does that count?

>>744765663
Nothing.

>>744768343
I know the feel man, 99% sure my fuck buddies kid is mine and he's being raised by a burn out.

>>744767814
Went through a similar situation. Strung this girl along for 10+ years, she was beautiful and the sex was great, she was so cool and easy going but we had known each other since 14. I always thought of her as my best friend, she wasnt my gf in my mind. Mayve ill never be happy with any woman. God knows i cant stand my wife at all. I miss her though.

when i was 6 i lived next to a girl who was the same age, shed suck my dick id lick her out and so forth when we would play out we'd get freaky in bushes i moved when i was 13 but we literally fucked since we were children.

>>744768251
Unfortunately

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>>744765831
>antifa attempting a coup on 4chan

That's when you know we either stay and fight or shut it down COMPLETELY and start new

>>744770743
I was in a similar situation bro. Married for 10+ years, and shit was no good for the last 5. I was miserable with that bitch, and my only regret was wasting all those loveless years of my life with her. I've now been with a lovely woman for nearly 5 years now, and have never been happier.

>>744768513
> GF comes from trashy, South Texas stock.
> Has mental problems, on a bunch of drugs. Legal and illegal
>Mom is trashy too, but far more stable
>GF and I live with her mom for awhile
>Eventually me and GF run into problems related to her mental health and substance abuse
>Spend a lot of time smoking pot with her mom, since she goes on the weekend excursions where she's gone for days at a time, probably getting high and fucking dudes for drugs and money.
>She absconds for a two week period, I'm still there mostly because it's close to my work and don't wanna move back home.
>Tell Mom that's it's over between her and I and she says I can stay as long as I like. I'm her guest now.
>Things are actually nice when GF is gone. We smoke out, we laugh a lot, and snuggle while watching TV.
>Happiest since when I first started dating GF.
> One day we get really high and end up fucking.
>Tells me her daughter doesn't deserve a guy like me, that I've put up with more than I should have.
>She wasn't super hot, she was a little chubby and looked her age but had big tits so she wasn't unattractive either.
> GF eventually finds out. Goes ape shit. Gets her "friend" to intimidate me and threaten me, that he'll kick my ass, slash my tires, etc.
>Move out when I can find a new apt. close to work.

>>744767276
Should have fucked her. Made it a real learning experience.

>>744765663
I think I let a girl get gang raped once so I could get some action from her friend.


>Be hanging out with her and friend having a few drinks
>meet 3 guys and a girl who seem cool
>we go back to their hotel room for drinks
>girl and guy just start going at it and are inviting others to join in
>the girls Im with are clearly not into it but I can tell I have a shot with one of them so I say maybe we should leave and we basically just leave her socially awkward friend there
>we bang, ignoring multiple phone calls
>meet up with friend the next day and she refuses to talk about what happened, still does.

>>744771228
Broke up with best friend for the 10th time to fuck side girls hassle free. Made her cry again, but i wanted strange pussy. I get new girl pregnant, turns out shes a miserable psycho. Marry her before son is born. Im torn, i love that i have a family and i support them, love my son to death, but i hate my wife so much. Dont even want to fuck my old gf, just want to hang out sometimes, but we moved out of state. I dont know what to do, but i feel like divorce is inevitable. Ive brought it up during fights and she goes apeshit. Its gotten to the point where i think about it all the time. Planning out how im going to support myself and my son and ex wife. Currently making moves to do so.

>>744771095
>Being such a fucking normie shit head you dont see the meta of the post

Its a false flag you retard.

>>744766881
What a merry bunch of pieces of shit.

>>744770087
Greentext that totally-not-fictional rape, my man

>>744765663
Dated her

This whole thread makes me understand why women can be so cruel to men sometimes.

What the fuck guys

My high school crush got knocked up after high school. Boyfriend was a loser that couldn't take care of her, so she "hung out" with me when she was lonely. When she started asking for money I made her earn it by dressing up and posing for photos. Even recorded her sucking my dick. Lost it all in a hard drive crash.

>>744772015
I've green texted it a couple of times. I'm on my phone, I they thread is up in 10 minutes I'll get to it.

Apparently giving them eggs is enough to make them freak out.

>>744765831
>Alt right propaganda
I mean I don't know what I expected to find here

>>744771259
That's some mother fucking trailer park shit.

>>744771737
How come you keep breaking up with your best friend? Is there still a part of you that knows you two are meant to be?

not that bad in comparison im sure, but I dated a really sweet girl for a couple years. She was sweet and innocent and completely inlove with me. Would do anything I asked and worshipped the ground I walked on. I dumped her and started dating a way hotter girl 2 weeks later. The girl i broke up with her for was addicted to benzos, drank a lot, and blacked out often, and ended up kissing dudes at parties while blacked out on benos and booze on 2 different occasions. she stopped drinking and doing benzos but was a complete attention whore on instagram and had some fucked up personality issues like bpd or something. worst thing i ever did was break up with the first girl

>>744765663
Put the tip in between the lips when my daughter was a few weeks old. Good thing she doesn't remember.

>>744772308
4ch isn't really alt right, it's just an invasion to try to recruit here.

>>744772088
i still dont get it.

they are basically just dogs who can talk

also, dubs!

>>744772417
We were absolutely meant to be, but this time its actually too late.

Kept a 12 year sexual relationship with my brothers daughter

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>>744772503
>Few weeks old
>Doesn't remember

Fuck off m8

>>744772637
Thats what you get for cheating enjoy your miesere asshole

>>744765663
love

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I'm such a badass that I've never been friends with or done anything with a girl. Fuck yeah! Beast mode! That'll show them.

>>744772324
It was. The only thing it was missing was an actually trailer home. (We lived in a rented home belonging the the mom's uncle.)

>>744772772
Eh, maybe. No regrets, just wish we were still friends.

>>744766881
What do you gain from lying on /b/

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>>744772193
..I'm ready

>>744766920
You actually think she'll be loyal to you for the one time a year that you visit?

>>744765663
throatfucked her so hard she puked on my cock

>>744770087
>>744772015

I'm assuming you mean the one about my fuck buddy. Worked with her for a while, has a fantastic ass and knew I was a fan of it. Either way she had a second job near my house so she'd come over every now and then.

>Coming home from 3rd shift, about 1 in the morning
>See coworker leaving through the front with a couple of trash bags and heads towards a side dumpster
>Park not very far down the street and smoke, just wanted to catch her ass in yoga pants
>She goes in and comes back out with another load of trash, the thought hits me and before I know it I hop out and head towards the side of the building.
>She's done throwing away the garbage and is on her phone with her back towards me.
>I walk up on her and smashfuck her into the dumpster totally rocking her.
>I push her face against the dumpster and stand right behind her to make sure she doesn't get a look at me.
>She started realizing what was going on after I torn her yoga pants down, might have even gave her a concussion before she didn't make much sense other than weak struggling.
>When I get her tights around her knees and see that ass I turn to diamonds, it's on fucking point.
>She kept trying to wiggle out so I forced her feet as far apart as they would go with mine and twist her arm around her back, really leaning into her so she had no where to go.
>I was able to get the tip in, she tried to dead weight but that ended up sliding my dick in her even more
>If I was going to do this I was going to go balls to the wall so I pull out and push my knob against her asshole
>She tried saying something but I pushed against her face harder so she was only slurring, just kind of a throaty yelp
>I went all in on the first thrust forward, bad mistake
>I miss my mark, bend my dick and fuck that hurt
>Let go of her arm, she tried to slap me away or something, just ignored her and spread her butt and made sure the tip was at least primed to penetrate.

>>744765663
forced kissed and touched her tit and wanked about it for a week after and told her about it

>>744765663
Came in at least seven different girls, three of which have kids who's ages match up to exactly when I fucked their mothers. Each of them were know, local, sluts who had a reputation for being easy to get into bed.

I chose to do it with them, because I knew they were too poor and too stupid to actually do anything about it if they got knocked up. It really helped that they are in a completely different social class than I am. 19 years since the first and almost 18 since the last. I'm married with two kids now and have no regrets.

When I was in my junior year of college, I got a 16yo girl drunk and fucked her in her father's hotel room while he was out on business. Came in here tight little ass also. She was too drunk to realize it.

Honestly, I could go on, but those are probably the worst.

>>744766670
hahahahahaha wish i could of been there to see that

top kek

>>744765663
Ripped out a girl's clit piercing.

>>744773817
>Nailed that dick home and quickly realized I had not thought this all the way through
>Dick was a bit wet from her cunt but not nearly lubed up enough, got real uncomfortable real fast
>Started chaffing bad, she stopped trying to talk and just kept making a grunting sound, stopped struggling at this point too.
>Felt like forever, probably only a few minutes of pumping before I came in her
>I will always remember the sight off being completely sheathed in her ass.
>I pull out and before I gave her the opportunity to turn around I grabbed her by the waist and flipped her into the dumpster
>Slammed the lock shut on her
>Noticed her phone on the ground, broke it into as many peices as I could before getting back into my car
>Went home, showered, ended up smoking with the wife and watching Breaking Bad

Never heard about the actual rape, just witnessed some of the after math. Coworker didn't show up for work for about a week, never gave an explanation. When she did come back she had mace on her key ring which wasn't there before. I took her outback during on of our lunches and we practiced shooting some cans.

Later we started fucking on the reg.

Gave her Chlamydia

Led a girl on
Promised "I wasn't that guy"
Girl was a FATTY but had a set of tits I'd fuck right now tbh
Ass for DAYS, not he gross typical fat girl ass...
Anyways, somehow her mom let me spend the night.
We're were college kids.
Bent her over her bed, by this time I was Diamond and ready.
Tore down her pants, and god damn her ass was smooth and bouncy.
Shoved my cock in her ass. And fucked her till I was done.
Felt like the tightest ass I've ever busted, on top of that she was crying and moaning.
Her ass was frankly perfect.
Don't know why I didn't keep going with her.
Too need me thinks.
I'd fuck her again even with a current wife.

Mainly fucked a girl's ass for 4 months after she admitted 2 months into dating that she'd been raped in high school. One of her "friends" had bullied her into giving him blowjobs, then at one point took her virginity even though she was clearly saying no. Because she's a special kind of stupid, even ended up getting fucked by him twice more.

I was only the third guy she'd been with since (fresh out of college), and about a week after she told me that I told her I liked her and everything, and I really wanted to do anal, so I could 'have her in a place her rapist never touched.'

I'm eight and a half inches so she's really fucking nervous about this, but I talk her into it. She doesn't like it, but suffers through it for me.

Get her to do it a bunch more (bout once a week) by using more lube at first, kissing her and cuddling her real nice after, and just kept making it happen from there.

By the time we broke up I was pretty much only fucking her asshole. Think it was just too much for her, especially since I started calling it "my hole," and told a couple friends at a party she was an anal champ.

>>744774975
Gorgeous face blows jobs felt like Fucking a jar of jet pufft marshmallow...
I'm blue balling just thinking of it.

Entered her life.

>>744770743
It's not so much that you're a shitty person so much as that you're a complete retard. You must literally have a sub-85 IQ. You're also a shitty person, but that isn't as important as how fucking stupid you are. Don't have kids.

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>>744765962
you fucked her while she was sleeping and she didn't wake up? What?

Either you are terrible at sex, have a small peen, or she was drunk and passed out and you raped her.

>>744765663
Be in a relationship with her

>>744775072
Ur lucky u got 8in.
I'm 10~+ and can't ever get anal...
I'd seriously look into getting a side bitch for it.
Thing is, women always say, no anal. But if they try it. They almost always orgasm so hard it's like the exorcist.

>>744767886
Damn dude, that takes a pretty emotionally strong bro to just say "fuck it" to a 2 year relationship

>took her to a forest car park
>she started sucking my cock
>made her lick my asshole
>fucked her in the back of the car
>took her into the woods naked
>told her to lay on the ground
>pissed all over her
>slapped her tits until she cried
>fucked her again
>took her home
>"same time next week, slut"
>"yes sir"

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Punched my ex in the face once.
And on a seprate occasion i was tryna walk away from her for about 20 minutes she kept running after me i pushed her in the road.

>>744775283
You need to seek out size-queens, my friend. Cucks would pay you to fuck their wives.

>>744775188
My current girl barely wakes up if I do it right
She likes waking up knowing I have it to her.

>>744767360
Kek

>>744772637
It's never too late dude. Go after her.

>>744775398
It's weird, I have a thing for semi ugly bitches...
Usually they'll do anything, tight asses and pussy... Pay me? Get outta here, I don't think I could last long knowing I was getting paid as well... Holy fuck. New fetish.

>>744765831
Can't wait to put leftists in death camps and remove non-whites from America.

2 things fucking a girl against her will in her ass with emotional blackmail and took the virginity of the girlfriend of a close friend for a bet with funnily enough him. He didn't believe she would as he'd been trying for 1,5 years.

>>744775398


>>744775398
I'm lying, usually they are plain un desirable. But I'll be damned if they don't fuck like porn stars...
I must ammend my story.. I realized same girl. Different story a little more devious

>>744766670
You must have had some terrible shit done to you.

>>744767781
Why do you do it? Do you hate people? I do, I must be pretty fucked up thinking I should do this
>>744767814
Are you me?

>>744765663
> be me 15
> have gf who's 14
> beg for weeks to take her virginity
> she finally gives in
> fuck her in an outdoor tennis court
> cum in less than 3 minutes in a condom
> she was wet as fuck
> take condom off and wrap in around tennis court fence
> walk her back to where her friend were at
> go home
> break up with her next day

>>744774115

Love it man. I don't have the impregnation fetish, but I love using low-class girls. When I was just a couple years out of college, I'd occasionally still take a class at the local community college just to troll for geeky poor girls who were over the moon to be getting attention from a smart guy making good money from his own business.

Got a lot of blowjobs in my car from girls too dumb to realize they were just another cum-sucker for me. Took a few of the prettier ones out on dates and back to my place. Took one's virginity and fucked her for a couple of months before I dumped her. Introduced two others to the wonders of hitachi magic wands, then nipple clamps and butt plugs.

I once strangled my wife as hard as I could for a few moments before I regained control of myself. She baited me into it and later apologized.

I beat the living piss out of an ex once. She made a remark about wanting to kick the ass of a girl I used to date and was crazy in love with (Thankfully we ended up getting back together and eventually married). I asked her why she said she was going to kick her ass, she said "because she had you first".

I honestly don't know how it happened, but without thinking, I closed fist nailed her and took her off the bed she was sitting on. I beat on her until my arms started getting heavy. I remember getting on top of her and choking her so hard she couldn't speak. I told her that if she ever touched my now wife, or told anyone what had happened, I would kill her without hesitation. I think I really meant it too.

She never said a word to anyone and never spoke to me again. I have no idea what she told people, but no one ever said a word to me about it. I had never been that mad before and never have since. I sometimes wonder if my wife would be proud of me defending her, or disgusted with what I did. She has no idea.

This one high school slutbag started dating my little bro, and when I looked into her (I was a HS senior, but the schools were one building so it wasn't hard to get some deets), I found out she already had a bf and she was just dating my little bro as a side-thing or because she found it funny I guess, fucking ho.

I wasn't having it. I found out who her other bf was, asked if they were smashing (they were), and high fived him and pretended he was awesome and gave him a pack of condoms that I'd run through with a safety pin. Then I told my bro about the whole thing and her nasty scheme. At first he didn't believe me, then he woke up and realized she was out of his league and a huge cunt.

Finally it was time to strike the fatal blow and ruin her social life. This was a game of patience, because I had to wait a few months and make sure her other guy made use of that condom pack. Me and my little bro convinced like sixty people her birthday was coming up and planned a big surprise party at our place. The day of the event, we had bought all kinds of decorations and dumb shit and party food, and because it was a "surprise" party, we were able to keep it all in the dark including the guests.

Little bro invited her ass over, everyone got into places, and as soon as she opened that door and we flipped the lights on, our foil became clear: This wasn't a surprise birthday party, it was a surprise baby shower. The balloons, the decorations, even the cake. And we got her a little box of baby shit as one of the presents. And my little bro's present? A box with a card inside. She was too stunned to move. She was trying so hard to smile and just mentally escape, but we weren't having it. My bro took the card and read it aloud in front of everyone. It was a break-up card wishing her and her baby daddy the best.

And then he left her after he found out she really was pregnant, which is just icing on the cake.

>>744776089
>Hitachi magic wands

This is how we know you're an obese loser who is larping.

>>744775956
Ok so in college, got this 27 year old girl friend. I'm 19
She's a virgin. Not ugly, a little heavy...
She visits my apt, wearing a white dress... That's it...
We end up Fucking on the couch, floor, and balcony of my apt outside...
Tightest pussy I've ever had...
Left the week after.
Seriously tho, best pussy I've ever had.

>>744775956

>cum in less than 3 minutes
>she was wet as fuck

what a faggot

had a dripping wet 14 year old to ruthlessly bang and only last 3 fucking minutes

fuck off

>>744776107
I'd have cum or at least ripped her clothes off and been like, u want more?

>>744776209
The fallout was beautiful. Her parents kicked her out, and she dropped out of high school to get a job and started living with her aunt who got her started on pot, and she just fell apart into this sad single mom white trash piece of shit.

>>744775601
I'm same guy you just replied to.

I had one cuck couple I'm friends with offer to have me live with them. I declined 'cause I had a comfy 6 figure job in another town but I always wonder what-if

>>744776089
I didn't want to get them pregnant, but blowing a load in them felt better than drugs. I just knew I couldn't get away with that kind of shit with someone classier.

>>744776237
???

Do you have something against making girls orgasm, or are you just a jealous poorfag?

>>744776185
Something similar happened to me once. Got so blindingly mad I strangled my wife. It's a weird feeling. They can't move or speak or even come close to fighting you off. I felt bad afterwards. But my wife had deliberately provoked me. Long story, but she ultimately apologized and so did I.

>>744776248
Do you regret not fucking her more? The one who I was with at 15 is still unbelievably hot. I wish I stayed with her.

>>744776312
Nigger I was only 15 and had only received a handful of blowjobs from her before we smashed.. I was a virginfag too.

>>744765831
I found the T_D shill with the shit propaganda.

Good job, cuck.

>>744776411
Women don't give a shit about physical sensation. They're all about their emotions. The meme that those stupid vibrators make a woman cum almost against her will are just actresses portraying a fantasy for incompetent men.

Any male who actually sleeps with women knows making them cum isn't about a particular methodology or the correct technique - it's all about getting their mind in the right place.

>>744776384
I kinda figured by the grammar. And speech.
That would be pretty cool, but I'm not into a guy controlling what I do with my dick. He might get KTFO if he tried anything.
Fuck, 6 figures? I'm not that lucky haha
But I didn't realize I was into until once in a while I'd fuck some basic bitch
Or a girl I'd previous been with.

>>744776185
What a fucking freak.

You should go to counselling or hang yourself for being such a degenerate cunt - save your wife from a future beating / murder when you eventually snap over nothing again.

>>744776578

don't worry

you are why teenage girls love older men, so thank you for your service

>>744773015
Exactly.. nothing.

>>744776384
In college I had a fuck buddy, she was insane. Loved her in a non affectionate way...
I could literally be hanging out with her and drop her pants and fuck her. No questions asked, she loved it.
Once we fucked on her couch, cum still dripping, she greeted her boyfriend and he went to bed, never suspected anything... And I playfully slapped her cum dripping pussy loud enough she winced... That was Fucking Hot.

>>744776209
She could've just had an abortion upon finding out she was pregnant :|

I call bullshit on this.

>>744776438
I'm not sure, man. I've never acted like that before, or since, but I think those are prime examples of just how easily someone can snap if provoked enough.

I always kind of felt bad for doing it, but I never regretted it. This crazy bitch would have tried to follow up with beating my wife, so I guess I felt I was just protecting her.

Also it sounds terrible, but some saying you'll do something doesn't get the point across to some of these girls. Beating the point into them sometimes is the only way to get the point across. Crazy thing is, I'm not a violent person.

>>744765663
>click on thread hoping OP's image is a gif or webm

>>744776873
Been with my wife for 15 years now. Never even thought about laying a had on her, so I think we're safe. Also, I don't have to justify a fucking thing to you, faggot.

>>744776476
Do it? Every time I get a hard on..
Being a woman of advanced age being a virgin... It was an experience I'd gladly do over and over...
Such smooth skin, tight pussy, and a complete control of her sexual experience. She loved it, kept craving my cock.
Once fucked her on the couch, cuddle style,(family was home) and her brother walked in mid thrust... Never had a more satisfying orgasm.. let me explain...
Pussy is so tight it's pushing in and out telescoping on my cock...
Brother walks in as I thrust.
I freeze, curl my toes trying not to cum... Because she got spooked, tightened up and I emptied into her...

>>744765663
Got her pregnant.
Ironically, this turned out to also be the worst thing I've done to myself.

>>744765663
Told the girl who had a crush on me that she was a fat piece of shit.

Told her husband that she was cuckolding him.

>>744765663
I ate my chubby first cousins ass out. This only happened cos i asked her to kind dom me. i gaped it using my hand and stuffed my tongue in as deep as i could rimming it for over two hours. There was a lot more to it...

>>744777393
I almost fucked my girls sister...
Let me set this up,
400+lbs gross as hell but she was clean(sanitary wise) and had this attitude about her... The more I hate her sisters, the most u wanna fuck em...

Came in my wifes ass so shed have to goto the bathroom and shit it out, meanwhile I rifled through her purse and stole some oxys she had left over from a car accident.

Did it more than once actually.

Usually spent the rest of the evening getting high playing vidya. Gta IV online was fun as hell all doped up.

>>744765663
shagged her poodle

>>744776737
Nah, she and I bossed him around. Had him serve us. Would kick him out of his own master bedroom. Was amazing and I miss it a ton. Once again, not as good as making 6 figures but high on my list.

>>744777239
Of course you don't have to justify being a cunt to me, I'm just telling you you are one (in case you didn't realise).

Which is why you should hang yourself or jump off a bridge... Or go to counselling because you're clearly mentally impaired and need anger management courses.

Only a pathetic degenerate lays into a woman over nothing.

...But thanks for sharing.

>>744777426
My cousin looks like a mix of Katy Perry and Bridget Bardot...
Complete with the birth mark and freckles...
I'd have put a bastard in her and been proud.
Btw her husband is FUCKING cool dude.
But I still secretlt would pound her to no end..

>>744765663

Put it straight in her pooper and hard. She cried and I came.

ITT: A bunch of lying faggots.

>>744776722
Oh. Just a retard then.

"Women don't give a shit about physical sensation. They're all about their emotions" is code for 'I don't know what the fuck I'm doing down there, I just babble my way through some shit I think will turn her on and let her figure out what to do to herself. Then she tells me how much I helped after.'

Women have a clit and they have a g-spot. "Emotions" might make her wet or help her relax a little, but they don't stimulate her fucking nerve endings. Against her will or not, vibrator or not, it's physical sensation that makes people orgasm, male or female. Learn what the fuck you're doing.

>>744777637
That would for real be Fucking awesome...
Yeah I'd choose the 6 figures. Too many easy women to hump and dump.

>>744777717
I tell them, crying only makes it harder.
If they really want you to stop. She won't let your cock be in her.
Not the creepy rapist guy here, but some women say 'no' but that's part of the fantasy

Euro fag here

I slapped a girl (a friend) that I know quite well, she stops by some times when my gf is out for a week.

So back to story

We're watching movies drinking a wine and it's the foreplay part. She always gets relatively drunk before we move on. So we're on the couch she sits on me and she bites me hard to a lip and keeps pulling up. It took 5-10seconds. I slapped her since I was really pissed off. I got afraid that my girlfriend would notice the lip injury. She was supposed to come back the other day back from her parents after a week visit.

It wouldn't be a big deal however she told me later that she got beaten up by her ex few times.

I took her for dinner few weeks after and try to make it cool again.

She texted me and wanted to come for a night fuck about a month after that dinner. So I guess it's okay-ish again. However, I feel it will never feel the same in between us. Especially the trust level.

It's a shame since I was hoping she would stop by for fuck time to time.

When I was a teen as was she, she just decided it would be funny to make fun of me and call me a loser in front of her friends. Back in those days... I didn't give a fuck weather she was a female or not, I wasn't gonna let her embarrass me in front of her friends and my own so I told her to stfu. After she didn't I kicked her in the stomach and she dug her nails into the back of my hand and made a deep scar, so I kicked her in the stomach again...hard. This time she folded forward and started crying. I went home and her mother kept knocking on my door, but I was the only one home.
Nowadays, she's still a total stuck-up bitch who married a rich guy and thinks she's better than most people... but doesn't mess with me. Honestly, makes me feel less bad about doing it. I think it even got me aroused thinking about getting that reaction out of her, considering how much of a bitch and how hot she is at the same time... lel

i once had sex with a woman in the missionary position and then did a 360° and walked away

>>744777674
Nothing. She threatened to attack an innocent girl, but that doesn't matter.

I've got bad news for you. Regardless of how you feel about me, my story has a happy ending. I got the girl I wanted. I have a couple of great kids. I went to school and got a good job. I have a home and pay my mortgage. I won.

Hang that, you white knight, cuck.

>>744777782
Told a girl to ride me, put it in her ass. She never came so hard and fast she was like those toys you pull the string on and the arms and legs drop and fall then spring back.
She was embarrassed of Cumming so hard from anal.
I miss her

>>744775836
Emotional blackmail rape always fascinates me. Explain.

I literally destroyed my mother's vagina during birth.

>>744765663
I put my dick in my drunk ex gf,s pussy wen she was past out and nuted so hard she woke up like a hour later and she thought she peed her self iv never came so much in my life time

>>744778109
You fucked a trap?

Told her I didn't love her.

>>744778276
Getting drunk, specifically to fuck was the greatest thing I didn't roommate. Kicked her out after she got too bitchy.

>>744772818
Its not worth bro >>744772988

>>744778354
I don't know ow what you mean by , trap
She was the best sexual partner I could have asked for.
Any time my dick was hard, she was ready.

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>>744765771
He has a point.

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>>744778076
Proof that the stuck-up bitch is actually pretty fuckin' hot... (at least to me)?

>>744778093
I don't care that you 'got the girl' you wanted, this isn't a rom com.

I'm just saying, people like you make the rest of us men look weak and out of control. You lack self-control and it sounds like you committed a serious assault on somebody who represented no real threat to you. Which makes you a loser.

Also, cuck and white knight? Good effort being a cliché. I'm not defending anyone, just calling a cunt a cunt. I feel sorry for your kids.

>>744765663
fucked this psycho 7/10 bitch in sr year high school for a couple weeks, then fucked her 8/10 best friend but a couple days later told her she's unintelligent and has an unattractive personality i just wanted to fuck her. also tried to fuck 3rd friend in their little group but ended up only making out and it didn't go anywhere.

also, fucked a coworker's gf that i'd been working with for about 2 years. gave her some xanax and vicodin plus we'd been drinking. he never found it. she still was all flirty around me a year later last we hung out

>>744769744
I did once.
>Gf wanted a row about something, idk what now
>I was trying to avoid it and just leave
>She was drinking wine, we were standing facing each other
>She tries to hit me in the side of the face with the glass
>Me be martial artist, blocked her arm
>Just stood there for a moment, did not believe what happened next
>She took the glass out of her right hand with her left hand and tried to hit me in the head again
>Fuck this shit
>Blocked her arm again and went straight for the cross to the head
>She went down with rapidly developing black eye
>She call taxi, threats of police
>Leaves
>Oh well, whatever
>Nothing happened
>Still didn't break up with the crazy redhead bitch for some time
>Good sex though

Maker her happy

>>744765663
im proud of this post

>>744777701
>>>744777426 (You)
>My cousin looks like a mix of Katy Perry and Bridget Bardot...
>Complete with the birth mark and freckles...
>I'd have put a bastard in her and been proud.
>Btw her husband is FUCKING cool dude.
>But I still secretlt would pound her to no end..

We've done a whole lot more

We're Muslims too so a lot or risky business fooling around home

We fuck every two weeks only anal but i get to eat and finger blast her fanny eveytime

On the eid that just passed we snuck upstairs and i fucked her asshole raw through a hole i ripped in her salwar in the bathroom she ended up shitting herself at the end when i pulled out lol

>>744779173
I snap one time because this bitch threatened someone I live and I'm an asshole for life who needs counseling? You're seriously misguided. Also, you're coming off as oddly desperate for attention.

>>744776185
Interesting. No judgement here. You knew something, at some unconscious level.

Blackmailed co-workers wife for nudes. Lasted years, and I did it in a way that made her think it was her husband . She's been posted here many times, and last I heard she's becomes quite the cheating slut.