Torpedo Tits 101

>>744762411
this is fucking disgusting

>>744761288

Would breed.

>>744761288
sauce?

>>744761256
moar

>>744758593
Jesus fucking Christ. Those are glorious.

>>744764061
i agree. torpedo tits are highly underrated.

>>744764956
Post. More

>>744758593
I'm not into them, but I'd fuck with those

>>744762411
That's just sad

>>744758593
Best torpedo tits, Traci Lords, not when she first started, but a few years later when she gained some wait - man those things really stuck out.

Won't post pics ;)

>>744766122 (You)
WEIGHT you idiot

>>744758593
That has to be September Carrino

>>744765727
Thanks

I'll take anymore you have she's hot as fuck. Dump them I'm watching this thread and need release

Kate England you're welcome anons

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Torps

rule 34 black girl with torpedo tits

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Torps 2 oldie

>>744762411
when was that and im glad she got them fixed. Christ almighty!

>>744766820
>744766820
More or name?

>>744762411
Can you imagine what it must be like to see all your potential boyfriends' faces writhe in horror as you uncover your botched boob job? You could get a complex.

>>744766678
will save for later name and moar of her please kind sir

>>744766703
Hard as a rock mate
Pls keep going
You/she English or American

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Wwyd

>>744762411
is it fucked up that i just want to rip them off?

>>744767135
Not torpedo tits. Just fat and saggy tits.

Vroom
https://youtu.be/GLdfK1PrkfY

>woman stranded on island
>finds genie lamp
>obvious series of events
>genie says
'I will grant you three wishes!'
>first wish
'I wish I wish the most wealthy, sexieat woman on the planet!'
>Done
>Second wish
'I wish I was on a lifelong cruise around the world!'
>Done
>Final wish
'I wish I had the most sumptuous, voluptuous breasts ever!'
>comes with a kicker
>Genie
'For this final wish, a condition. Any time any man says "pardon" to you, your breasts will grow 1 size.'
>Done
>Genie poofs back into bottle and pops away
>later that day
>woman bumps into a stewardess on the cruise
'Oh, pardon me, Madam.'
>No effect.
>Bump into man a moment later
'ah, pardon me, miss.'
>Breasts engorge 1 size
>Quickly cover breasts, as her top pops open
>Runs to her stateroom
>almost there
>Knocks over a small Asian man
>He gets up to stand apologetically
'A thousand pardons miss, a thousand pardons!'

>Newspaper the next day, headline
'Cruiseliner sunk by twin torpedoes, thousands dead, only 1 survivor'

>her tits acted as a floatation device in the emergency

>>744767135
I would slap that whore in her face while I pound her fat hairy pussy and suck on her gross tits.

>>744762411
checked and disgusted

>>744767251
No, it's not - they're awful. Looks like they tried to stuff implants in that were way too big, and they actually folded over.

She's also scarred all over the place not just the tits

>>744758593
Those are some milk missles.

>>744762411
What Mazda is this?

>>744767135

hahahahahahahaha

>>744767430
Thought so. Too good quality to be Brit

Have you many more?
Does she know you take them or all sneaked?

>>744767348
well done

>>744758593
Been waiting for one of these for a long time now

>>744767348
neet!

>>744767567
technically not "torpedoes"

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>>744767567

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HER

>>744767735
there we go

>>744767761
Would you drop some or a vola or something
I don't use anything else.
Want to finish here but all those pics seems so similar.. Guessing it's a video with pics from it?

>>744768070
Thanks
Anything you can here is great

>>744767135
teach her to eat right and exercise

>>744762411
Who the hell did this Boobjob? Freddy Kruger?

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>>744769647

>>744759404
goddamn she was gorgeous

>>744767012
name plz. ive wanted to know for years!

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what about turbo ass?

>>744772214
how do you even fuck that thing's pussy?

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>>744771617
>jenny-mcclain
technically, not torpedoes, but hell YEAH!

>>744766202
>WEIGHT you idiot
what is auto-correct for 400
you imbecile

>>744772293
You don't, you just find the first pleasant crease and go to town.

>>744767135
FUCK all you faggots. i love her just the way she is. would wife

>>744769647
that tiny frame, those A-bomb sized nuke tits

>>744772004
I'd hit that so hard, and nut into her womb every hour

>>744772717
What is not using a fucking phone for $800

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>>744758593

>>744773399
>What is not using a fucking phone for $800
what is "it's 2017 and not 1997" for 1000

get used to it, smartphones are it now and the next 20+ years - desktop PCs/Laptops are on the way out. Tablets and Chromebook style mobile/office computing are on the rise like a mushroom farm fertilized with dinosaur shit.

I've a self-built high-end gaming rig, but 95% my online life is done via smartphone/tablets/Chromebooks

>mfw, I'm a half a century oldfuck

>>744774341
tits YES
cunt WEED-WHACKER

>>744773400
too much clothes/10

>>744767735
all pics of her are fakes you idiot

>>744774341
more like this, I love bush

>>744774680
And why do you say that?

>>744770884
Look at the bottom right of the image. Use it to find who they are by scanning the site.

>>744776386
>>744770884
Scratch that, just reverse image search. It's so fucking easy if you're not mentally retarded.

>>744774680

oh no it's retarded

>>744774341
LOVE the bush
would bury face in forever

>>744774473
>I've a self-built high-end gaming rig
>>mfw, I'm a half a century oldfuck
You don't belong here, old man. Where did your life go so fucking wrong?

>>744774473

i can't stop imagining you sitting on a street corner with an illegible cardboard sign shouting "MARK MY WORDS" at people passing by

>>744773310
>>744774286
lost many loads these two bazooka bearing beauties

>>744775872
>>744774149
>>744769678
>>744769647
>>744777270
>>744777562

Jesus Christ

>>744766814
glass bottle 7up? where have you been all my life?

Liking this thread.

>>744767447
As an FD owner, severely underrated

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>>744780839
Hope you'll enjoy her

>torpedo tits thread
>no ava addams
Kys

>>744782271
>Complains about the lack of Ava Addams.
>Doesn't provide it himself.
Kys.

cuban missile crisis tits pls

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weather balloon > torpedos

>>744782393
>tfw browsing 4chan through toaster oven

mothe less.com/g/tits_out_blowjobs

>>744782535
Sounds elaborate, I just use a regular computer.

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>>744782458
>weather balloon = silicone

>>744782783
so? better than saggy veiny shit that you can use as a roadmap

>>744782864
Silicone tits feel wrong though.
Kind of a turn off imo.

>>744761256
moar

>>744783023
Different anon here. I don't know if they feel wrong, but the ones I've felt were just more firm. Be glad to feel tits, I say.

>>744759404
Used to nut to her all the time.

>>744783543
I usually am glad when I'm touching tits, this is more of a a preference thing. I prefer how natural tits feel, but if I were to fall in love with a woman who has silicone tits that would also be fine with me.

>>7447827
Any more of her?

>>744782783
More.

>>744772004
it feels like looking at a caricature of female sex organs.

>>744767447
FUCKING underrated!

>>744777802
these tits are a burdon.

>>744761288
This is photoshop. Her name is paola rios. She has big tits but not so ugly.

>>744785980
Imagine her pregnant.
That must be terrible to live with them.
They're heavy and take away a good part of your first person perspective view.

Best tits I've ever seen.

xhamster . com / videos / natural-wonders-11-336512

>>744786646
Would still bang/10

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Gfs

>>744789230
moarr

>>744790261
these are my perfect tits. moar

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>>744790300
>>744790049

>>744790300
You're welcome
https://4archive.org/board/s/thread/16351549

>>744758593
more like Anime Tittes

>>744790804
fucking hero mate

>>744762411
Torpedo tits motherfucker, not landmine tits

>>744761256
love it when my girl gets posted!

>>744786646
My wife had 90% of that size and now is pregnant. My god its a fucking feast for me.

>>744791317
you got more of her? love those tits

>>744780839
>>744780936
>>744780936
>>744780891
i do! more

>>744762333
who dat?

>>744790477
fuckin love em

>>744785980
gorgeous tits, especially on that frame.
would love to see her 8 months preg

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>>744791582
sure do

>>744758593
Thats the best shape, and google has nothing, it's like it isn't a real tag

>>744773400
been trying to find more pics of her, only know her instagram... any other sites?

>>744792116
i love her tits, keep going anon! be happy to kik/swap too

>>744792592
whats ur kik?

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>>744758593
>5

>>744792776
aw1516

>>744792780
she is perfect

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>>744758593
Wow she's a goddess.i would eat a mile of broken pussy to sniff her windows

>>744785980
I've seen this pic before. Anyone has sauce or more?

>>744793062
i'd say yes. want more either way lol

>>744792996
would you lick jon sudano's crusty booty hole?

>>744793062
hell no

>>744793391
what are they then

>>744772214
So that's what leather couches are made of.

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>>744778053
>ywn be with september through the years she experiences late term growth, complaining about her back and out growing bras every other month to the point where her ability to exercise is limited and she gains weight leading to more growth
>eventually you knock her up and and her tits grow to occupy her entire lap
>she wants to get a reduction after the baby but you threaten to break up with her if she does so she cries bitter tears on her giant swollen tits souring the milk

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:Missile_boobs

>>744793374
moar

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>>744784261
kleo lune

>>744792116
>>744791317
do you not have any pictures that have been updated since 2014? These are getting old brah

>>744794840
unfortunately not...

>>744795189
fuck i love teh way her tits look here. moar anon

>>744795216
how is that possible?

>>744766814
70s boobs were different. I'm just saying.

>>744795189
Why are good images always deleted

>>744795328
>>744795791
why where they deleted I am confused?

>>744774680
>all pics of her are fakes you idiot

Post the "originals" then. I've never seen one, despite all the "fake" claims.

(I knew a girl in HS who had tits like those - both size and shape. Too bad she had no ass.)

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>>744795791
it's ok, cause i saved those titties

>>744762411
pics like these are meant to delay your orgasm by a week or so.

>>744796243
Thanks for the pic, tbh it doesnt make sense why its deleted still. Its not that special

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>>744796638
yea, idk the story

>>744796713
no story. just some tits

>>744792780
WOW

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The mom from Christmas Story, Melinda Dillon

>>744796951
dayum..suckable eraser nipples

>>744796713
They must be special, save them, they seem to be unsaucable. Who knows the face must be someone we might know

>>744794756
She's the kind I like

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>>744762411

>>744797196
Holy. fucking. Shit.

More plz

>>744791548
congrats to you, man!

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>>744791905
Danni Ashe

>>744795444
trips ay truth, laddie

>>744767567
>>744767678
Not torpedoes, still appreciated

>>744794756
kleo lunge?

Doesn't ring a bell. Got more?

>>744797124
No one cares. They are just tits.

>>744762411
if this poor creature set up a gofundme to fix her tits i would donate.

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>>744777562
her tits must've inspired nasa in the late 60's

>>744767135
not fuck her :DD

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>>744797899
hmmm...looking at that just now I think it might be shooped?

>>744758593
more like photoshop tits 101 to me.

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>>744798208
>dathivemind

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>Me right now

>>744793496
That fucking face though.

>>744798896
someone please shop this into a weasel's snout

>>744799007
moarr. oc?

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>>744799083
Exgf. Ive been posting her around a bit lately

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>>744799906

>>744798760
There doesnt seem to be much porn?

>>744799906
Not bad tits. But not torpedoes

>>744762411
what in the actual fuck are those

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>>744800311
Just angles in the pics
P sure it qualifies

>>744800198
love her tits, keep going! happy to kik too

>>744800572
fuck i'd say so

>>744800572
I take it back. Those definitely are. 9/10

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>>744800578
>>744800625
>>744800640
Tits were the only thing good about her. She's kinda a bitch.

>>744766814

Fact: i have that same cooler

>>744767348
would her tits sink her tho

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How about some smaller torpedoes?

>>744801128
big fan

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>>744800742
least theyre nice tits lol

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>>744758593
>torpedo tits

yes, muh sensei

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>>744801297
Yeah. Almost got me to fuck her behind her husband's back.
Probably should've tbh