Tell me your secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

you're a faggot
shhhh dont tell anyone though

>>744744256

my mom knows.

>>744744171
>anonymouse
I thought we were anonymoose

I like fucking multiple whores in one session

>>744744171
For a long time I've been taking used diapers from family restrooms and masturbating with them.

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>>744744467
>>744744467
>>744744467

>>744744444
I am jealous of these digits

>>744744444
Nice numbers anon
Also, you are a whore too if you fuck multiple whores

>>744744927
Nah, just a (man)slut. To be a whore, I'd have to actually get paid for it.

When i was 8 my sister called me into her room and got me to eat her out (she was 14). We did it again the next day, and the next, and we just kept doing it. Over the next couple of years we started going more into it, I'd eat her out, she'd give me a handjob, I'd eat her ass, she'd sit on my face, etc. Eventually she let me stick it in her ass as long as i used a condom.
Now after 13 years, i have a gf, my sister has a husband, and yet we still mess around. I use all the techniques I've learned from my sister in my gf, and my sister thinks I'm better at that kind of stuff than her husband so she still wants me.
Thing is, i know it's morally wrong, but I'm just loving every bit of it. With my gf i get to fuck her vagina, not use a condom, and more of the normal stuff. But with my sister we do weird stuff together.
In fact, just last night i had sex with my gf and ate my sister out in the same hour.

>>744745011

nice lies anon.

>>744745011
My sister bare as farted in my face when i was 12, because her friend dared her to.
Now i have a fart fetish.

I like two girls at the same time
They don't know it though

I have fantasies about my mother and sister being shemales and fucking me.
Whenever i have a crush on a girl i turn them into a tranny in my mind.

>>744744171
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

i lie on the internet.

im a girl.

I have frequent dreams about killing my friends and family. Not just "shoot then in the head, and I'm done" i mean like serial killer shit. Like skinning then alive, cutting off body parts, forcing them to eat nails and shit. And if that's not enough, i even go through the trouble of hiding the bodies and parts. I've never told anyone because i feel like they'd lock me up with nurse hatchet.

I have three girlfriends that know nothing about each other and i live with one of them. Every day i think im gonna get caught by one of them but ive managed to skate by so far.

I knocked my cousin up an she got an abortion 3 months ago

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>>744745721
>>744745721
>>744745721

I used to masturbate so much in the shower as a kid i get a boner whenever it rains.

>>744745011
This would be plausible only if your sister was a repeated sexual abuse victim and you were a sociopath. So, fuck you for leaving the juicy bits out.

When I was 13 my father made me abort our child.

>>744745542
So you're actually a boy?

my wife fucks our two black labs

she's a high school music teacher, we'd be ruined if people found out

>>744745984
Nah, she's told me many times that I'm just a toy for her. She'd use me whenever she was angry, sad, or just bored. I would jokingly ask "why not just buy toys?" She'd tell me I'm cheaper.

>>744746155
Post pics

>>744744444
>tfw thread doesn't go app shit for quints anymore
>tfw it's called 'nice numbers' instead of 'nice get'

Fuck man /b/ really is fucking dead, and all you newfags killed it

>>744746137
He's actually saying the truth

>>744746155
Did she take much convincing?

>>744746274
at first, just talking about it she was unsure. after seeing some stuff online she was way more interested

When I was a freshman in college I got assigned to a dorm with some dickbags. I was in a long distance relationship with my gf at a different school. One night while I was out my shitty roommates stole nudes of my gf off an sd card. At first I was pissed and my gf was mortified. Eventually I realized it was a turn on knowing they had seen her completely naked and there was nothing we could do about it.

>>744746426
Post pics

>>744744171
I have a lot more body hair than girls my age

>>744746417
How long has she been fucking them for?

Was molested as a boy. Sometimes I'm OK with it and other times it nearly destroys me. A day doesn't go by when I don't think about it. Its had a massive effect on my life and I wish I could forget it ever happened and have a normal life.
But I know I'm speaking for the 95% of /b/tards who were sexually abused. Which is probably 95% of anyone on /b/ at any one time.

>>744746560
she started at 27 and is 31 now

I get ingrown toenails quite frequently and crudely take them out with metal objects around my house

Used to post my fathers wife's nudes here...

>>744746621
Good girl I wish I had a wife like that. How often does she take the dog cock? Do you think it's something she want's to do for a long time into the future?

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

met my now ex on 4chan
pretty heart broken, again, because she broke up a week ago

>>744746818
>beautiful face
>fucked up tits
WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY

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>early 2000s
>23
>sleep with little sister.
>make love to her when we are "sleeping".
>(like in webm related)
>masturbate to memories.
>the end.

>>744746426
That's hot. How bad were the pics?

>>744746803

she usually takes each dog 1-2 times every two weeks.

so anywhere from 2-8 times a month. usually close to 4-5.

>>744746587
it was your fault

>>744746587
Who molested you? Has it affected your sexuality today? How did it happen?

A couple years ago i purposely crashed my car with the intent to kill my gf. I didn't expect myself to make it out alive and was perfectly contempt with it. But i made it out, why the other half of my car was obliterated.
She was a horrible person. She'd attack people for no reason, she'd always threaten me, she killed my dog, i found our neighbors dog who "ran away" weeks before hand in our shed in the backyard locked in a kennel starved, half its ears cut off, bleeding from it's palms where the nails were missing, and a rope tied around its mouth to keep it shut. The only way it survived is by a leak in the roof where water would drip into the kennel.
She even had her brother stalk me whenever i wasn't with her. And she knew about everything i did and everywhere i went.
She was a truly evil person. I decided i had to take her out before she could do any more damage.
I know it sounds crazy, but in my mind set at the time i felt like if i went to the cops about it she'd get her brother to hurt me, and if i went to the cops about him there would be some other thing in motion to kill me.
I figured if i was going to die either way, take her with me and make it look like an accident.

>>744747049
Do you always watch or does she sometimes just enjoy alone?

>>744747040
They showed everything. Face, pussy and her little tits.

>>744747049
Any pics of her?

I was hired to do an individual evaluation of 6 patients who were partaking in a drug trial.

>everything is fine for the first 3 months
>eventually I notice that each patient has minor personality changes that mirror other members of the group even though these meetings are one on one basis and they don't know each other
>I note this into my papers and my contract soon ends
>nothing fishy except it was a really good pay for easy 6 months of side job
>one day I am sitting in a bar having some beers with my old friend who is from the same line of work
>tells me he is working on a project I'd be interested in and by some coincidence it's the same side job I had
>the same 6 people
>apparently they all score abnormally high (very low delta occurences with no visible adjusting period) on EEG while being tasked with problem solving
>interesting but I again forget about it
>months pass by and I bump into one of the patients on the street, we have a small talk about things and looks like the guy has made some great investments in the last few months
>as I am reading Forbes just a few days after I see another of my old patients a woman in the ranks of booming enterpreneurs
>decide to check out on google and apparently they are all very rich now except one guy I couldn't find

>>744747118
I don't believe a word of this, but if the story is true did the neighbors dog make it out okay?

>>744747202
Shame they never got to meet her

>>744747118
You're a man and a hero in my eyes.

>>744747118
Cool story, bro.

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>>744744444
You did it! Now, I invite you to come over to my apartment for a drink.

>>744747263
She had come and stayed with me before.

>>744747254
I snuck it out of the kennel, took it the vet, explained that i found this dog roaming around in the woods by my house, and told them that i think it was my neighbors dog.

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wives when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years and got my cock sucked by her yesterday.

>>744747185

3/4 of the time i am there

>>744747222
her tits

>>744746587
nope, you're alone, and I bet you can take dick like a champ now

>>744744444
Get

>>744745341
good scene in an otherwise meh movie

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>>744747436
forgot pic

>>744747420
Hypothetically, is said dog still alive today?

>>744747436
Tittay pix plox??

>>744747436
Awesome that she likes it so much that she does it alone.

>>744747481
Holy shit anon...she looks hot!

I'd love to see my wife fuck a dog, but I'd love to see yours do it more.

>>744747481
So lucky! Do they have big cocks?

>>744745542
Paradox

I want to fuck my cousin, and my other little cousin. I also want to fuck my ex side chick again. I want to fuck a nigger. I want to kill 2 people

>>744747490
It died about a year ago of old age. But it got back to good health the following years.

>>744746267
summer fags should be back in school by now.... that get though.

>>744747481
Do you fuck her after the dogs? You're not grossed out by the dog cum in her pussy?

>>744747074
>>744747444

Kek. Thank you sir may I have another.

>>744747080
Was a few people. An aunt kicked it off when I was 4. But had a couple different guys getting stuck into me when I was 9. Neither of them even knew about each other. I just let it happen, thought it was normal.

Now I'm mostly asexual. But have short periods where I'll fuck anyone. Or usually strangers. Struggle screwing with people I know. Am into girls but have been with guys, have never enjoyed it though.

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>>744747588

lol thanks

>>744747591

one is 7.5-8.0 and the other is 6.5-7.0

more tits

>>744747632
I do the exact same thing! My sis is so sexy

>>744747118
How did the brother not kill you after you survived the accident?

I groped the shit out of my best friend when she passed out at a party.

>>744747661
Fuck your cousin, kill a nigger and an hero.... it'll be something no one talks about at family reunions, but is still there.. like a fat ass elephant in the room... +10 if you knock your cousin up....

>>744747225
What do you make of it?

>>744747792
I bet she can take a pounding. Was she slutty before you met her? Had she fucked lots of guys?

>>744747758
>im mostly asexual
>on /b/
>asexual?
you spelled autistic wrong faggot

>>744747758
Show cock and boi pussy plz
How did you meet the men that fucked you? Did they get you to dry orgasm?

>>744747865
She wasn't passed out.

>>744744171
I plan on blowing my brains out on my 30th birthday. I haven't told this to anyone but you anon. I'm really going through with it too.

>>744747865
I don't know, during her funeral her brother and the rest of the serial killer looking family was there. But i haven't seen them since.
Unless he's waiting for the right moment to strike, i think they moved on by now.

>>744747731
i have. it's a mess and i don't do it often

>>744747960
she's had sex with 6 guys (including me)

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>>744744444
dat get

>>744747758
>>744748008
he's a neckbeard with a boi pussy... you think some pedo wouldnt stumble on that eventually?

>>744748030
>>744747877

>>744747792
Does she have a favorite dog? Which one fucks better?

>>744748084
Bye

>>744748117
And 2 dogs lol. That's so cool

>>744748084
if you do it, line your room in plastic... its easier to clean up... and use a decent gun... .357, but dont let your folks find you... call the cops first, then do it.... its fucked for family to find you

My Grandfather was a filthy non-white.

>>744748117
Has she ever been almost caught or anyone ever been suspicious?

>>744747792
Damn.
She looks great.
I bet she has a beautiful little asshole in need of licking.
If you are in MN, I'd love to come see her.

>>744748084
and when you're 30? you still have like 15 years to change your mind....

>>744748298
You are a filthy non white, nigger boy

>>744748202

she likes regal (7.5-8.00" one) more. he also fucks better

>>744748276

yes lol

>>744748358
never been caught or close, we are careful
not sure if anyone is suspicious

>>744748525
How long did it take to train them to fuck her? Does she like sucking their cocks/drinking their cum?

>>744748525
You get cucked by dogs. Low

>>744747947
I know for a fact that they were on the drug trial for 18 months and my friend was replaced after his 6 month period just like me. The cognitive changes are too significant to dismiss as anything but heavy altering of neurochemistry. I'd love to see their before and after MRI scans and discuss the implications with a radiologist.

Reminds me of that hollyshit movie starring Bradley Cooper except I am not laughing.

>>744748108
What was the final moment like?
The last second before you accepted your fate and locked it in?

>>744748525
you have problems man...
>>744748605
the fuck is wrong with that dog fucker?

>>744748525
Does she go off the work with dog cum in her pussy is she perverted like that?

>>744748599
maybe 2 months with us trying every weekend

she doesn't like giving head, they cum way too much.

she will for special occasions, but not often

>>744748084
Why?

>>744748008
Sorry dude. No pics.
One of the guys was a family friend. He looked after me for a couple hours every Saturday. Before him i had no idea you could do stuff with guys, always thought guys had sex with girls only. The other was my gfs big brother.
And no. I got no pleasure out of it. Just a sense if duty or that I was making them feel better.

>>744747995
>>744748155
Maybe because its late and ive had a few drinks but I seriously don't understand these comments.

>>744746042
elaborate

>>744748792
to make way for the newfags

>>744748672
We were on our way to some kind of her together for her family, she a listening to her music, i was just thinking about friends and family. Then i "blacked out" and swerved off into a tree. I was out, i came too when i was getting put in the ambulance. Looked over and saw that the passenger side was practically gone, i was thinking how the fuck did i survive?
After about two days in the hospital they basically said i only had a few fractured ribs, a broken knee, and i hit my head pretty hard. I went through surgery, then that essentially sent me in my way home.

>>744748651
What type of drug where they on before the drug trail?

>>744748871
this gave me a boner

>>744747880
Kek if I ever go off in the deep end I just might do that. Fuck my little cousin then go off and kill as mamy niggers as I can then an hero...good idea

>>744748724

nothing like that. but she did stop showering afterwards maybe a year in. she's been in public a bunch of times within a few hours of getting mounted

>>744748896
You must of been hit pretty hard in the head, there's so many fuck ups in that sentence.

>>744748966
Does she actually get turned on by being fucked by an animal or is she just using them for a way of masturbation if you know what I mean?

>>744748871
My father would molest me since I was a little girl, eventually it turned into fucking. He never used a condom and got me pregnant when he didn't think I could.

>>744748932
glad to help... timestamp and livestream the suicide.... you'll be internet famous

>>744749129

hairy man detected.

>>744748923
I wish I know. That wasn't my task in the evaluation process however.