Have you tried peanut butter?

>>744702173
Top kek. Well done Op

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>>744702173
I feel ya /b/ro. I make a game out of it now where I have to trick her into getting the brush in her mouth. When I succeed, I say "I win!" She finds it funny now and then I go ahead and clean her teach. Its still tough but manageable.

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>>744702173

id hate brushing too if you did that to me op
my dad tried something similar for potty training me and to this day i have anxiety going to take a shit

>>744702173
Positive reinforcement. Applause. Are there any videos of cartoon characters explaining how to brush teeth? You have to make her (con her) to want to do it herself

>>744702173
use your dick instead

>>744702173
she might hate the taste and if she does you can get lots of different flavors like cinnamon or whatever

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>>744702173
YOU'RE HURTING HER LEAVE HER ALONE

What is this? A parenting board for young mothers? Fuck off and stop having kids.

>>744702173
I have a 1.5 y/o. I let him brush his own teeth. Then I scrub them really good and it's done. Maybe let your kid have more independence?

>>744702837
Look at all those edges

>>744702737
This is a good one
>Madden 2004 cheats

>>744702405
What, did he ram his dick up your ass to make it all come flooding out or something? Nigger, what?>>744702737
I love these images. Would've been better in Opera or Internet explorer.

>>744704638
he would get frustrated and raise his voice a lot at minor things like the amount of toilet paper i was taking off the roll. he's not a bad person but it is what it is and i have anxiety when i have to poop

>>744704781
I imagine the dad from Everybody hates Chris who would document everything to see how much it costs him to use it yelling at you over using 4 squares instead of 3.

In all honesty, kids are little shits who have no empathy, so he was probably fed up with how you didn't care about the small stuff. Now that you're older, and can understand how others feel, understand his frustration at watching you take a shit incorrectly and then having to clean it up after you use half a roll to just wipe your ass.

>>744702291
>Have you tried peanut butter?

Kek

>>744702173
Bursh her with your tooth-pasted dick.

>>744704781

>i have anxiety when i have to poop

People like you are why the world is shit.

> anxiety

Fuck off! You morons don't know what anxiety is. You've probably self-diagnosed yourself as having PTSD and all kinds of other stupid shit too.. probably because "daddy was mean to me!"

Fucking moron. It's not "it is what it is"... it's "you are what YOU are".

>>744705390
no, his frustration was meaningless and without reason. having known him for over 25 years, i can say without hesitation or doubt that most of the things he freaks out and gets upset over are fucking nothing worth yelling or throwing shit about. i don't hate him for that, it just is what it is.

>>744703950
Its like 4 edged in 1 comment. Amazing!

>>744705599
haha did your therapist tell you that?
i have to avoid therapists or else they'd put me in jail so i never had one to teach me coping mechanisms like that.
sorry for triggering you, friend

Children are like puppies, just smarter and more destructive. Use treats. Positive encouragement goes farther with children, and doesnt leave them fucked up afterward

>>744702173
Maybe stop using your dick as a toothbrush.

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>>744702173
made me chuckle, ty anon

>>744702173
I love seeing this thread the comments always make me to hard as fuck

>>744705599

>self-diagnosed yourself

As opposed to self-diagnosing your friend, I suppose...?

>>744705632
My dad is like that too, man. I get it, but you can't let one memory mess up how you behave. My dad has mellowed out over the last few years, getting much older. Hopefully yours will show a similar calming personality.

>>744707129
i'm really messed up but not really because of him. i struggle to shit and that's probably the worst he's done to me. i was just trying to show op what kind of effect insane behavior like that has on his children later in their life.

>>744702439
I'm impressed and disappointed that "use your dick" was posted this deep for the first time. What's up /b/, we lose our touch?

>>744707830
Nah, >>744702291 was a more subtle and amusing dick joke.

>>744706286
No, as opposed to suffering a psychotic break, turning into a completely different persona, diagnose your old persona, then be cured of the psychosis becoming the original persona. Thus you were self-diagnosed but not by yourself. It's quite common, actually.

>>744707983
You've lost me. If you have to explain the joke that much, I don't think it's that funny.