Rekt Thread

>>744689255
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>744689807
Do you just save these because you have no originality in your words? It's ok Mr. Basement Dweller, being actually social in real life is hard. Especially when you have a potato face and a gene pool full of extra chromosomes my Down friend. Kill yourself.

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>>744689807

Someone post the minecraft video I cant find it

>>744690199
ring around the rosie, we all fall down

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>>744690243
10 keks for this

>>744690199
what the fuck happened?

>>744690199
Nerve gas is very dangerous

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>>744690448
>>744690299
they all fell down

>>744690448
Metal scaffold hit power lines

>>744690448
Nerve gas

>>744690199
that's not nerve gas, they clipped a power line

>>744690448
iirc they hit an electricity line with their fine-ass metal scaffolding

>>744690199
why dont they let go?!!?!

>>744690448
Nerve gas

>>744690616
>being this newfaggot

>>744690826
When subject to such a high voltage/current, the muscles in their hands involuntarily lock up. They couldn't let go even if their brains wanted them to.

>>744690826
the nerve gas already went into their lungs

>>744690826
Electricity has the uncanny effect of making nerves compress so in a situation where you are dumb enough to test an electrical line use the back of your hand because touching it with the inside of your hand will make you grab down on it until past your death.

>>744690980
Y u so dumb?

>>744690905
The nervegas joke is like from 2013 you newfag.

>>744691243
Its an inside joke you dumbass. The fact you havent figured this out is embarrassing.

>>744689953
I just threw up, no kidding.
Fuck you.

>>744691243
no u

>>744691263
then >>744691243

>>744690826
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve_agent#Biological_effects
>ACh gives the signal for muscles to contract, thus, if it cannot be broken down, muscles are prevented from relaxing.

>>744691478
kek

>>744691373
It's more likely they touched the third rail which is why the bodies on the left were smoking because they were on fire. I don't really care what you teach the newfags. Just making a case for electricity in case they want to figure it out on their own without being pointed in the wrong direction. Carry on.

>>744689807
Rekt =/= Gore

bumping for more webms and shit

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>>744691305
Hahaha that's fucking comedy gold. Thank you anon

>>744691732
Well, you say that

>>744691745
Story?

>>744690199
I feel like the last guy to let go should win a prize.

>>744691919
In those nigger countries things like rape and theft result in this happening. I would imagine he's done one or the other.

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>>744689953

>>744689953
Instructions unclear, got my anal sperm storage full of water.

>>744689807
>Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about?

Because while the brain is just a group of cells floating in a calcium bowel. I believe a soul dictates how the brain behaves, a broken or damaged soul will lead to chemical imbalance, an old soul will lead to a person being great and kind, a new soul is learning. Everything with a brain has a soul. So single cell organisms don't have souls or things like trees. But bugs and spiders have souls. But not like larger animals. Souls have size limits you cannot go too small or too big but a soul can get stuck in another species (however rare)

What else do you want to know? Want me to explain anything better or in more details? I'm trying to give a broad answer here to just give a better idea on what I believe.

>>744692342
new as fuck

>>744692519
I would imagine this guy stole some kind of fruit to get this punishment.

>>744691263
>2013
such time
many edgey
much oldfag
wow

>>744691732
>newfag doesn't recognize pasta

>>744691478
How I met your mother

WHY NO REKT GIRLS MORE SPECIALLY IN PORN OR WHY B WHY NO WOMAN BEATING OMFG B

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>>744692897
If she cleaned kitchen more and this is ok since child is a girl and she better learn her place early.

>>744689807
I--I’M A FAGGOT don't even know where the fuck to begin I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Why do I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Sick fucks I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT doing this shit does fucking nothing I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I--I’M A FAGGOT bet you I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT You are all such disgusting bullies I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I--I’M A FAGGOT 'm so angry right now that I--I’M A FAGGOT wish I--I’M A FAGGOT can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT OP I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Sick fucks I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Seriously I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT Stupid fuck I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts I--I’M A FAGGOT ’M A FAGGOT every day I--I’M A FAGGOT I’M A FAGGOT

>>744689953
wut?

>>744692998
KYS

>>744690980
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT IT ISNT NERVE GAS YOU ARE RETARDED GODDAMMIT

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>>744692998
>tl;dr Newfag replies to pasta.

>>744692998
The text was too lengthy; I encountered some difficulties to keep up with reading it.

>>744693115
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>>744692997
at least rape her

>>744693386
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>>744693313
Holy shit thats better than a movie

>>744693296
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>>744693479
Because while the brain is just a group of cells floating in a calcium bowel. I believe a soul dictates how the brain behaves, a broken or damaged soul will lead to chemical imbalance, an old soul will lead to a person being great and kind, a new soul is learning. Everything with a brain has a soul. So single cell organisms don't have souls or things like trees. But bugs and spiders have souls. But not like larger animals. Souls have size limits you cannot go too small or too big but a soul can get stuck in another species (however rare)

What else do you want to know? Want me to explain anything better or in more details? I'm trying to give a broad answer here to just give a better idea on what I believe.

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>>744689255

>>744693461
she was that ugly

>>744693614
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>>744690448
How the fuck could you not know what happened? Retard.

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HURRRRFFF

>>744693890
Well they're just standing there when they're supposed to be moving that thing. Did they all get drunk over lunch? Is that why?

>>744693419
I'm pretty sure you and I would be really good friends in real life. I'm basing my asumption merely on the hilarious titles of the webms you post. Whoever you are, I love you.

>>744693313
What a fucking dipshit. Why the fuck is there another plane there?

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>>744693949
>(You

>>744691305
newfag get out
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>744693943
The original Harvey Dent origins look brutal. Too bad they used the lame oil barrels stuff.

>>744693943
Why do they always have to run up there as soon as it happens? Why can't they wait longer just to be different from everyone else.

>>744689255

Still looks better than Tom Brady on Thursday.

>>744694876
PICKLE RICK

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>>744694896
That's a hate crime. I hope that faggot got put away for a long time.

>>744693943
go bulls!

>>744694876
what is this?

>>744694876
Is that a whale??

>>744693639
sauce!

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>>744695064


>>744695114
>>744695120
A whale shark, I think.

>>744695120

Whale shark getting cut.

>>744695218
ah, thanks

>>744694876
fucking hate chinks so much

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Rekt

>>744695562

You're Winner!

>>744691373

this

>>744694825

dat flexibility

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OC

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>>744695763
Kek

>>744695723
this is glorious

>>744690616
they clipped a nerve gas line you dumb faggot

Mor gif les webm

>>744696144
iphonefag

>>744695036
bad bait

>>744693529
Ylyl material

>>744694825
I love this

>>744696144
Go play with your ifag somewhere else.

>>744696263
Enjoy your no sound

>>744696516
Desk masturbator alert

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>>744690448
newfag

>>744696721
Proudly.

>>744696713
Murder is not cool. You can't just kill a guy over material stuff. I hope that owner is in fucking jail the evil bastard!