you walk into your bathroom and see this, what do?

Get my baseball bat and kill the intruder

>>744658134
>turn 360º
>walk away

Drag her out of my bathtub and fuck her raw.

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>>744658134
Force her face into the tub till the bubbles stop then probly have my way with her

Change the water ...

>>744658134
glad im not the only one fapping to this bitch

>>744658134
Wtf is that tarry black fucking bong water she swimming in?

>>744658134
Back out slowly, shut the door,
Tell the kind ds the bathroom is off limits until the plumber gets here.

>>744658134
screaming like a bitch

>>744659178
Bath bombs, dude. Chicks love them. Changes the water's colour as well as the smell, supposed to have a fuckload of fancy vitamins and shit for your skin, too.

"Uh who the hell are you? That black shit better not clog my tub."

take her out to a fancy dinner and wonder if she needs help in any way as I caress her hand

compulsively coat the black with my white

>>744658134
I'm gonna lock the door then fuck her silly

>>744658134
tell her to gtfo and stop staining my bathtub

>>744658569
its the same direction if u turn 360

>>744658134
oh i dont know if i can fix that im sorry for wasting your time.

source?

>>744659553
>being this new

>>744659553
Fuck off newfag

>>744658134
Ask why she's taking a bath with a swimsuit on like some kind of mormon.

>>744659616
>>744659788
>thinking there is anything wrong with being a newfag
>fuck off. yeah I just joined but sorry I don't know all the secrets yet.

>>744659553
HAHAHAH OMG U GOT TROLLED SO HARD BRO FUCK OFF NEWFAG YOURE NOT COOL! YOURE LAME AF FUCK MY MAN

>>744659788
Shit wasn't funny back then, and it'd not funny now. Notice how nobody is laughing at your shitty old forced meme.

Wake her up inside?

>>744658134
Time to mount her

>>744658134
put her head back under water

She's partially responsible for creating the Buzzfeed we groan at today, and she's coasting off that audience to throw more bullshit into the world on her own now.

Also, the cunt clearly broke into my house and took a bath

>>744658134
Ask her if she has to use the bathroom so I can have some lemonade.

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this

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>>744658134
give her to the count of 5 to fess up and leave before the beatings begin

>>744658134
Tell her "Today is a good day to dye."

>>744658134
Plug her curling iron in, turn it on and throw it in the tub.

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>>744659553
newfag detected

>>744661912
Christ Anon....

>>744659915
this

>>744658134
fall in love

>>744658134
Try to explain how why and how I could have let the shower get so dirty. Then question why she's bathing in it.

>>744658134
Call the ghostbusters

>>744658134

Pee in the toilet.

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>>744658955

>>744658134
ask her what rent she be paying to run up my water bill like that

>>744661577
Sauce?

>>744659522
underrated kek

>>744662797
from vk

>>744658134
carve a Z on her forehead. then fuck her

Go check my boiler, something's wrong, apparently

>>744658134

Demand the MSDS for all chemical additives being used in my tub.

>>744658134
Where did that tub come from?! I only have a shower.

>>744663079
MSDS, kek.

>>744658134
drain the swamp

>>744662832
Link?

Sperg the fri*k out, crawl up in a ball, and start crying profusely.

>>744658134
Lock the door behind me and force her to watch me take a shit.

>>744659881
>being a defensive faggot
this is why newfags should stay quiet and lurk moar

>>744665232
>Lock the door behind me and force her to watch me take a shit.

I would shit in the bath tub while she's in it.

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if she had blue or green eyes I'd be interested...

>>744662027
holy shit, is that nigga playing ultimate bet?

Take her in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>744658134
>you walk into your bathroom and see this, what do?

Roll him over and suck his cock.

>>744658134
Blast it with piss, of course.
Where have all the old fags gone?

>>744658134
Ask her WTF she did to turn the water in the tub black and then before she has time to answer say "actually I don't care just gtfo"

Shove her face into the tub as she struggles to escape her watery demise. Soon after she dies, pull her bathing suit off and cum inside her asshole while it's still warm.

>>744658134
say: "meh, this is not my beautiful girlfriend"

>>744658134
get mad, some bitch filled my clean bath tub with black shit

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>>744666337
>>744659788
>>744659616
>>744662027