Who else here is drinking by themselves tonight? Pic related,

Russian piss water

>>744634825
I don't give a fuck, man, it does the job.

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Why don't you join the fuckin Marines?

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>>744634668
My birthday is on Tuesday and I started binge drinking as soon as I got off work today. CHEERS!

>>744634902
Fucking cheers, man! Did you, perchance, ever work at a Boston Pizza?

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Quit being a faggot, join the fuckin Marines and get drunk every night before you run 5 miles to puke that trash up.

>>744634994
Nah I live in Commiefornia unfortunately. Never worked at a pizza place either. Why do you ask?

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>>744635338
Ah, a buddy of mine who used to work at BP with me has his birthday tuesday too. Damn shame, living in Commiefornia though. Happy birthday, though! What're you playing on that TV?

>>744635157
I've seriously considered it, buddy.

finished off a bottle of jameson about 10 minutes ago, need a good movie. might watch hot fuzz
cheers lads, and happy birthday anon

>>744635641
I love Hot Fuzz. Frankly, I love Simon Pegg in anything. I'm kind of gay for him.

I drink alone with nobody else.
'Cause you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

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>>744635466
I'm playing Destiny 2 right now. It's pretty cozy. I'm about to finish a sixer of those Hamm's then I will break into these delicious things. I got limes and everything.

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Chugging beer by myself having a great time listen to jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
>>744635157
I physically can't join
Injured my arm in highschool and now it's filled with metal and I'm not good enough. I know I tried to join, well tried to join the navy but yeah my metal arm they won't allow me to join anything.
>>744635641
I mean for me the best movies to watch are either the legend of the drunken master or the rush hour movies. I'm just a big jackie chan fan.

>>744635466
>>744635641
Also thanks for the Happy Birthday. Didn't mean to be a dick and ignore the well wishes.

>>744635989
Fuck yeah! I've got Orange Juice with half a bottle of vodka poured into it. I wish I still had beer but I drank all of it and the liquor stores are all closed (up in leafland, they all close at 11, idk if the rules are different in Cuckyfornia)

>>744636094
No worries, my friend. I'm glad I could make your birthday just a little bit better.

>>744636050
Damn, that's rough. Never actually seen Rush Hour or anything with Chan, really.

>>744636181
Yeah I've been trying to stay away from liquor because I have poor self control. I end up buying cocaine and things start to get crazy. Sticking to unhealthy amounts of beer to try and develop a hearty beer gut.

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Have 28 screws and 2 metal plates in my arm, don't break bones kids it's not fun.
>>744636181
What how? I highly recommend rush hour tonight if you've already seen hot fuzz. You'll be laughing your ass off.

>>744636780
Fuck, is that your arm? I feel bad for you, man.

>>744636780
That's pretty gross dude. I agree with this anon though the Rush Hour movies are good stuff.

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>>744636981
It really isn't all that bad unless I hit it, imagine a funny bone getting hit but about 5 times worse and last 2 times as long.
>>744636999
Yup I got a cool as fuck scar IMO, scar goes on both sides of my arms. but unfortunately or fortunately if a draft ever kicks it, I can never join military since my arm is fucked.

I miss Nickel.

>>744637696
he showed up last week two days in a row, think it was the weekend.

>>744637696
The metal, or what?

Drank some mango flavored German white wine you uncultured American pig.

fuck yes. goddamn bitch wife is in bed now. i had her out teaching her to hit a heavy bag, we cook together and we rock together, then suddenly she goes fucking insane, and accuses me of causing it. fuck her, divorce if she don't get her shit together

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>>744637933
Sounds not so great but you do you. I don't enjoy anything slightly resembling sweet flavors. White wine is at the very least superior to red wine.
>>744638024
What'd she get mad over anon? Plus I doubt it's divorce worthy, you loved her enough to get married, one crazed moment shouldn't warrant a divorce.

>>744638024
Did you guys get drunk whiling cooking/rocking? Drunken arguments shouldn't lead to divorce but to some maybe decent anger sex.

>>744637933
> American

Canadian, you kraut motherfucker.

JK you're alright. I like Stella Artois. I think that's german beer.

>>744638024
Kind of curious as to what exactly happened

>>744638198
>loved each other enough to get married

lmaooo my ex-girlfriend and I loved each other when it started and look how that fucking turned out.

>>744638198
>>744638554
she's a nutbag sometimes, she's also a genius. she wants to make me the bad guy when things don't really go her way. she's 100% other than that, she just gets a little crazy once in a while.

>>744638844
Sounds like a keeper tbh. My ex-girlfriend was an alcoholic who would call me in the middle of the night and try to guilt-trip me into spending 40 dollars on a cab ride to her place.

Hahaha, I guess I learned a thing or two from her haha.

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>>744638741
Yeah I've dated my fair share of women, I understand that love can easily fluctuate, but I assume if you married someone you've been with them for at two years to learn all their quirks and know what you are getting into. This is why longest I've ever dated a girl is a year and even then I thought she was "the one" but shit doesn't always go as planned.
>>744638844
Just sounds like you both are shitty drunks, but to me seems like great for making stories. How old even are you two/how long have you been married?4

>>744639001
no, serious, we are both degreed. no bullshit. but you have to remember, that doesn't mean you can't be a silly ass girl at the same time. and to be honest, i've probably done some stupid shit as well. but we are married so her insanity should get a grip, or i'm going to have to get a grip on it.

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Joe, you god damned son of a farmer Fran bitch.

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>>744639243
No I'm just a bastard child, not a farmers child.
>>744639234
Still seems odd you didn't have these experiences more though, but you do you. Just try not to become another statistic is all I can say and encourage the statistic that people get divorced as soon as they get married these days. I'm sure after a year of bullshit that will annoy you to pulling out hairs you'll be use to it and in the long haul be glad you stayed rather than left.

Then again don't listen to me, shit I ain't ever been married and probably won't for another 10 years, fuck that shit.

>>744639234
Interesting. From what little I've gleaned it sounds like a relationship worth keeping

> both degrees
> both similar interests and enjoy doing stuff together
> all that's wrong is she has outburts/breakdowns/whatever on occasion

I would at the very least not recommend taking advice from drunk 4channers, especially not 20-year-old high-functioning alcoholics with a history of dating emotionally abusive older women.

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>>744639243

>>744639505
>>744639534
we've been together for 20 years, i really don't see me going anywhere. we've got too much real estate to split now. if anything, we'd just probably get seperate apartments and pull in some money off the house. we're wise like that.

>>744634668
i drink by myself every night i'm an alcoholic

>>744634668
1/4 of a bottle of Stoly down, moved on to the red wine.

>>744639786
so do i. i drink with myself, with my wife, with anybody that i'm around. i'm what known as a functional alcoholic, i do my job and drink away. i've made a hell of a lot of money like this.

>>744639857
> red wine

Makes me gag, and I do straight shots of bacardi 151 when I'm at bars. Wine has the best cost-to-alcohol ratio, though.

>>744639857
1/4 of what bottle? jesus, if you aren't talking about a half gallon, what a pussy you are

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>>744639739
God damn you've been together almost as long as my age itself.
You probably old enough to see one of my favorite artist live Dean martin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ja32uS-bD0

That being said yeah you are correct, you two probably been together long enough divorce jokes are just a common thing for you two but you both know it'll never happen.
>>744639786
Sounds like a good time to me
>>744639857
Only had 1/4th a bottle left?
>>744639898
>tfw i'm a bartender and my job is literally getting paid to make people drunk
>I can have up to 4 drinks per night as long as I don't get hammered
I don't know what sober looks like at night

>>744639971
a really good merlot is the best, especially with veal marsala

it's like butter

how about you degenerates actually go out and drink with other human beings

>>744639998
I was finishing a bottle & moving on faggot

>>744639786
Same. Going on about 15 years without a single night sober.

At least I've gone today without drinking. I usually have about 5 shots in the morning on the weekend.

Can keep myself in line til about 10 pm, but can't go to bed sober. At least I've cut down from a bottle a night to about a third.

>>744640035
i haven't been sober since i was 16 years old. yeah, i'm that guy. i'm worth a lot of money now, and i just don't give a fuck. 20 years with this girl, and she's a fucking winner, and we do get along, she just gets drunk once in a while

>>744640180
as long as we work and function like normal people drinking is a guilty pleasure

>>744640035
Dude like how hard is it to get a job as a bartender? I live in a smallish town and it seems most non-gay bars are tended by women or the owners themselves. I know it's probably not the best job in the world but I think I would love it.

>>744640341
yes, this guy gets it

>>744634668
On my 9th beer. Not even buzzed. Guess I won't be sleeping tonight! Watching Ava's Possessions on Netflix since I like horror movies. They're all shit tho.

>>744640442
Ava's is pretty good. but most of netflix is shit

OPs real name is Juicy Jay. Slob on my knob, Craig.

>>744640112
I do that sometimes but all my friends think I have a problem.

>>744640341
>>744640341
That's what I'm at atm. I've been going to work drunk more and more frequently but I still have my life together.

>>744640180
That's where I'm headed. I'm probably going to start drinking again as soon as I wake up tomorrow.

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>>744640112
I do but bars are expensive as fuck so I like drinking at home most the time since I can drink more for far less. I'd say 1 night at a bar for me is the same as 5 days of drinking at home.
Since a 12 pack is about 10 dollars or less but if I go out to drink it's about 5 dollars per beer. I do love the bar experience, as I said I'm a bartender, but fuck those prices.
>>744640290
Aw well it's not even bad if you guys just get drunk occassionally
Shit I need to find me someone worth something, I'm not worth shit outside a slightly above average paying job
>>744640357
I paid 400~ or so dollars to go to bartending school. Lasted 2 weeks and nowadays I can probably get hired at literally anywhere aside from hire ended cocktail bars.
Some bars require 0 experience or schooling but I wanted to be sure I got a job and didn't look like a retard going into it.

it's really easy though, my bar goes through bartenders about 2 a month aside from me. You have to actually love the job and understand it is a job. Sure you can chat with customers sometimes and enjoy a drink with them but other you are busy being busy non-stop with no chatter and shit tips. Same as working a shitty retail job but with more walking around and more bitching when you make a drink exactly perfect yet customer had some weird fucking demand they didn't mention until after it's finished.

If you are interested and don't want to pay for school start off at somewhere like applebees, work there for a year or even just 6 months so then you can move to a real bar.

Anyway, the point of this thread was supposed to be what are you drinking tonighn?

well, i'm slamming down much vodka, because my bitch wife is ....well, we won't go into that right now. point is, vodka. it/s called UV

>>744634884
marines suck and no one gives a fuck about them

>>744634902
hamm's is the ultra god-tier
i used to get it for 10 bucks/30 pack back when they first brought it back like 8 years ago, then the price went up considerbly
On The Run just started selling it for 10.99 again recently, so hey, fuck it, i'll take that. stuff is heavenly

>>744634668
Drinkin Modelo and watching stupid shit

Tabletop RPG group petered out unceremoniously.

Slamming Michelob Ultra because faggot tier keto and being super sad due to poor financial decisions.

Will be fine in long run, but short time I intend to pickle myself to the best of my meme diet's abilities while the metaphorical band-aid is yanked off.

>>744640826
>having financial problems
>drinking michelob ultra
you are actually literally retarded aren't you?

>>744640677
>Aw well it's not even bad if you guys just get drunk occassionally
i'll do what the fuck i please. that's nice coming from someone that can't even spell occasionally. seriously, it's more fun if i have a drunken fit constantly, and my girl is involved. sorry if that don't down with you.

>>744640826
>Slamming Michelob Ultra
the hardest mutherfucker here hahahahahah

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Titos vodka yo

>>744634668
https://youtu.be/5P87P6Qe0j0

i'm bored with this, i'm going to go drink vodka.

Gonna take a risk of being reddit as fuck here. In fact, I probably am being reddit as fuck here. Does anyone else watch Rick and Morty while drinking and see in Rick Sanchez a sad reflection of what they're probably going to become? To be clear, redditors like pretending to be like him because "lmao I'm so closed off and edgy rick is exactly like me". I would give up anything if it meant avoiding being like Rick. A drunken, misanthropic, selfish prick? That's what I already am, and I want to fucking die. I don't want to cross the point of no return and end up ruining the lives of my loved ones like he does. I don't want to be constantly drunk because the alternative is dealing with the pain I'm in.

idk thanks for letting me blogpost to this thread. I've lost most of my friends recently.

>>744641079
titos vodka is the shit

I always got fucked up when I have titos

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>>744634668
try Hongthong best and cheapest rum in existence

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>>744640692
Mixed with anything or just straight?
Also you can let aggression out, it's fine to vent and it's probably healthy.
>>744640826
What game are you guys playing currently? Last game me and my gang played was Q.A.G.S. and 5.0 but now we split up just due to jobs and schedules and haven't gotten to play in a good tabletop group in over a year. hard times.
>>744640976
Hmm I'm having a jolly time, banter is fine with me.
Just the way you wrote it out seemed like she only gets drunk every so often and thats when it gets bad, my bad for assuming things. You do you, all I wish is for everyone to have fun.
>>744641036
Don't see you slammin shit muh dude
>>744641161
>thread about drinking
>has to go to go drink
Why aren't you doing both my dude?
>>744641181
Naw it's an okay comedy comic with a drunk dude, I don't relate to every drunk dude that walks into a bar or shows up in media. It's just a common thing to me. If you can relate to a character than just means writers are doing their job is all.

>>744640738
It was my great grandad's beer of choice and was my first sip of beer when I was little. Just found a sixer at the store today and was amazed. I thought they discontinued it a long time ago. You said they brought it back 8 years ago though. I've just never seen it here on the west coast. It is really delicious man.

been drinking and doing drugs for hours and am now home thinking about my life choises

>>744641184
Im drunk enough to be here so ayyyyyy

>>744641288
>If you can relate to a character than just means writers are doing their job is all.

You're probably right. There's only a handful of episodes I like and they're all the ones where they actually do a good job showing how miserable Rick is.

I'm on an extended Rum kick. Current poison: Flor de Cana, Extra Seco, 4 years. Low budget; good drinking.

>>744641288
drinking everything, my crank my marshall soon, i can do everything, i'm a monster. i drink it straight and with cranberry, and i have no fear. i can jolly anything and i can be the man until the plan surfaces. i think i'll crank my studio up upstairs because that will piss off my wife which i'm not really happy with right now, so i'll blast that 100 watt head a blasting

sew buttons

>>744641636
I liked that show before I found out how many fucking autists quote it like the Bible. I hate the internet sometimes.

>>744641636
As an aside, Beth is hot as fuck. I've jerked off to hermany times.

>>744641643
I used to love Rum back when I was on a pirate kick. Can't slam it back like I used to tho.

>>744641712
This is another facet. Most episodes make me cringe because it's literally the sort of shit I see in reddit threads. There's a few gold nuggets that are worth wading through the shit for, though.

A little bit like 4chan, if you think about it.

>>744641512
>white zin
Are you my grandma? Hahaha

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>>744641670
IT

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>>744641512
Read that as stutter home at first and was disappointed when it wasn't
"If you can drink me and s-still speak without s-stuttering your guaranteed a re-refund!"
>>744641636
>>744641712
I think the show is enjoyable, haven't watched newest season though. I'll wait till it finishes to binge it all at once. I'll never understand any fandom that goes crazy over one thing, even my favorite anime I never quote I just at best recommend it to people occasionally.
>>744641670
My recommendation is don't make the cow mad or do any cow tipping but if you feel the need to let loose a bit then you do you, no can stop you.

>>744641873
I don't know am I?

>>744642021
>Read that as stutter home
Can't believe I never heard that one before hahaha

>>744642021
I'm also waiting for the new season to finish so I can rip an uncensored version off the internet. If I wanted to hear a long series of bleeps I'd install a fucking bleep app on my phone and press the button over and over again.

Fuck censorship and fuck the government.

>>744641803
Yeah, maybe the gayest thing I've ever posted on 4chan, but when final season of Black Sails came out, I was like: I should get some rum. And I've been drinking it ever since. Like a bottle a week. Decision-making centers of brain clearly compromised.

>>744634668

box wine, blackbox cab. also japanese kagatobi super dry sake

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>>744642205
Do they censor every word or something? Didn't realize that since I've only ever watched the uncensored version I guess, since I don't watch the live version.
>>744642371
I've never even heard of blackbox cab despite being in california and having a lot of box wines in my days odd. You from northen cali?

Also despite being a super weaboo sake still just taste like wet potato chips to me, don't understand how people like that.

I'm gonna share a story with you, /b/. A story I've never told the real version of to anyone else.

> be in HS
> 17 years old
> there's a girl a grade below me whose insta I used to jerk off to
> actually end up in a class with her by weird coincidence
> don't really talk to her though
> one night do five grams of shrooms
> go to jerk it to her insta again because high as fuck and horny (at this juncture I was in contact with fifth-dimensional beings who communicate via emotions instead of verbal language)
> they inform me that she's deeply sad and it's my job to help her
> to fucking beta to talk to her more than a few times
> haven't seen her since
> still think about her a lot
>had a dream about her last night
> it fucking hurts, /b/
> it really fucking hurts

I feel like maybe I lost a shot at having real love, part of me also thinks she would have been the same shit as my ex-girlfriend but worse, fact of the matter is I lost my capacity to distinguish between reality and fantasy a long time ago.

I'm 20 now b the w.

>>744642571
They censor swear words. Considering Rick drops f-bombs like Ron Jeremy drops loads, it's a lot of bleeping, and it's cringey as fuck.

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>>744642733
Thats f*bleep* stupid. In the modern day I figured no body cares about curse words anymore.
>>744642702
If you are 20 you haven't even had long enough to know your first crush wasn't the love of your life you thought it was.
Everyone always thinks their first love/crush/gf will work out but reality isn't so nice. Shit happens you break up and you learn from it. Just get out and be more social, fuck start using tinder if you have to, I'm sure someone will fit what you like just as well as she did and they will potentially like you back.

>>744642571
BAY AREAAAAAAA, ill take a pic ina sec

>>744637264
fuck man i know this pain. i had some work done on my leg when i was ten. the scar on the inside of my left leg is fucking sensitive to the point i get jumpy when my gf even remotely touches my knee.

also happy b-day OP. i am enjoying a nice glass of bourbon

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>>744643016
black box is like safeway 18$ for 3L for something decent. and sake i get wholesale price cuz im trying to make an alcohol menu for a japanese restaurant.

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>>744643016
hahahahahahahahaha I have had dozens of crushes I know that a crush is not love. Yeah, she's probably just a girl I had a crush on and the drugs buggered everything. To be clear I had dozens of crushes before her. She stuck out because I literally had to quit smoking weed because I kept getting stressed and paranoid thinking about my failure to complete the mission assigned to me.

Hahaha I've considered Tinder, but I'd only do that to get laid. I don't want to be a diick, but I feel like maybe you read my post wrong. Fifth-dimensional beings ordered me to help this girl become happy and I ignored them. This isn't some beta-male. r9k "dae still think about that girl from high school" bullshit, this is a "I can't distinguish between fantasy and reality because of a combination of drugs and pre-existing mental illness and I really fucking feel like I missed the boat on an important event in my life because I was such a fucking beta" type of thing.

TBH I'm really drunk, but still sober enough to clarify/summarize if you want me to.