Platonic ass puns

>>744626662
Squeak

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i like kiwi threards more

Kitty, I'm so tired.

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>>744627078
me too. I want onions rings too. send me some please and I will send yuo some too

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>>744627059
Maybe I like wem threads more.

>>744627255
I have so many questions about this pic I don't know where to start

>>744627255
well I nuked mine

>>744627255
Oh it's drinking... I thought it was drooling into the hands

>>744627232
There are none. Because of Bananders.

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>>744627583
that swedish 'WHORE

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>>744627344
It's better not to question these things.
>>744627351
That poor thread. I should send flowers to it's parents.

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>>744627708
it's parents have radiation and will kill the flower and you

>>744627666
W-well... you're... American!
>>744627708
>>744627558

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>>744627255
Is...is that supposed to be Jesus?
As a furry lion?
What.

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>>744627838
That's sad.
>>744627851
Didn't you know Jesus was a major furfag?

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>>744627850
rude af

>>744628085
is it though? is it? IS IT?!

>>744628399
I can get ruder bb

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>>744628399
I cri

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>>744628459
:c why are you being mean to me?

>>744628552
i like that leopard a lot

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>>744628927
It would look better as a cheetah.

>>744628927
For locking me in the closet and making me eat lint!

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>>744629094
Come out of the closet. There are butts out here.

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>>744629050
truck yeah it will!!

>>744629094
wow that was so long ago get over it god

>>744629290
BUTTS???? HERE I CUM
>>744629327
I still remember the taste ;~;

I need cuddles. Cuddles and onion rings. And Swedish fish. Which should be called Swefish.

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>>744629416
my lint is soft and fresh you meany

>>744629512
those cady are yukcy

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>>744629416
Needs more butts.
>>744629849
I'd eat your lint.

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>>744629948
:/3 it's the highest quality

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>>744629849
It had eggs of some insect in it, and remains of other insects
>>744629948
Yass, ass!

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>>744630078
MY LINT IS CLEAN

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>>744630029
I bet it is.
>>744630078
Now we're talking.

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>>744630136
I could tell, it tasted of detergent and bleach! Got sores in my mouth ;~~;
>>744630256

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>>744630256
I will make you lint cake~

>>744630320
wow ok sure no

>>744630444
Fine pls feed me more lint

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>>744630534
no you don't want any and now kwi gets it all. baka

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>>744630444
I can't wait :3
>>744630534
You don't deserve it.

>>744630644
>>744630645
Fine den, I got pizza

gay

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>>744630713
I can get better pizza.

>>744630901
My pizza is the best and no one can prove otherwise

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>>744630645
Imagine like all the things I'll makew you. Lint stew, lint pie, lint cookies, lint kababs

>>744630713
worm pizza gross

>>744631104
Es yummy as fuck whore

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>>744631195
jajajaja prove it you poopnose

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>>744631007
Show me the pizza.
>>744631104
You're making me hungry.

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>>744631287
omg lint pizza, lint burgers. the list goes on dude.

>>744631240
Come here and I will
>>744631287
You've seen the pics on telegram

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>>744631367
Dude stop before I eat my monitor.
>>744631374
I must have been asleep when you sent them.

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>>744631374
fine I will! I will throw your worms in the dirt!!

>>744631565
Whats your favorite food in the entire worlD?!

>>744631565
Pizza on telegram for you
>>744631695
Rude af! This is what I get for offering, and expecting no lint in return! ;~;

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>>744631695
I said roast chicken before but I think I like pork belly more.
>>744631799
*vomits*

>>744631856
Es good as frick m8!

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>>744631895
I'm glad you like it because you can have it all to yourself.

>>744631895
Bring me Swefish.

>>744632076
I wish to be on cleenup duty

>>744632076
Ohno, you're not getting away without tasting. Cmere kiwi

>>744632139
Only the highest quality swefish for the snarf

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could it be...horsecock time?!?!?!

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>>744632145
You like milky furry things?
>>744632209
Get away from me!

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>>744631856
I will make you roasted chicken belly lint!

>>744631799
*stomps on your worms

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i think it is :D

>>744632350
Everyone knows doggos can't resist frisbees... Catch the pizza frisbee!
>>744632488
H-how could you do this to me ;;;;~~;;;;

>>744632350
just a little bit<3

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>>744632580
can anyone honestly resist a pizza frisbee?

>>744632697
Nope

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>>744632488
I'm going to drool all over my keyboard.
>>744632580
NO!
>>744632697
Depends how you feel about worm pizza.

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>>744632748
damn right!

>>744632791
Coming directly at you, full speed!

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>>744633018
I love his "what did I let myself get into" face :>

>>744632580
YOU REJECTED MY LINT

>>744632791
careful dont braek it

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How to get furry femboy bf

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>>744633192
Invest in genetics research, probably

>>744633158
I know deep down, you want the worm pizza, you used to ask for pics of it all the time!

>>744633058
fem but huge horse cock I love it

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>>744632861
I block it with my +2 pizza of lint.
>>744633158
I'll drool on myself then.

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>>744633344
it's a rare combo, but a real winner!

>>744633582
>>744633582
drool on me~

>>744633290
n-no!

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>>744633344
also here's another <3

>>744633582
I counter with +3 of lint resistance!
>>744633651
*dangles in front of face

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>>744633651
*drools all over you

>>744633757
You have no lint.

>>744633809
Resistance AGAINST lint, duh!

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I totally don't get the lint talk :|

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>>744633757
*heavy breathing

>>744633764
*faps with drool

>>744634071
Am sorry for rejecting your lint, can I have some lint food in exchange of worm pizza? *dangles closer

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>>744634186
WUT HAVE I STUMBLED INTO?

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>>744634186
fine! you win! I will give you all the lint for the pizza!

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>>744633851
I'm blocking. You don't have anything to resist.
>>744634071
*drools with fap

>>744634256
Yayy! *eats all the lint, pretending not to gag on it
>>744634378
How bout I breach through and shove this pizza down your throat myself :p

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>>744634378
spicy!

>>744634472
now you have to give me all your pizzas from now on. it was in the contract you so blindly just signed. all you get now is lint and my closet

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>>744634634
paddle paddle!

>>744634570
I-I just want you to love me like you love kez, dad ;~;

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>>744634740
You will make a fine addition to my collection

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open wide!

>>744634856
Am gonna suicide by choking on the lint ;;;;~~;;;;

>>744634472
You aren't shoving anything down my throat. I'll wear a gag if I have to.
>>744634570
You know it ;3

I came to this thread expecting puns.
OP delivrar'd.
Derailed on second post.
>>Dipping.jpg

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>>744634980
no please dont

>>744635114
~~~~~~~~~~

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>>744635383
did he upcharge for blinker fluid too?

>>744635114
Be that way then! At least wem knows good pizza when he sees it. Now he's feeding us both lint to keep the good stuff to himself!
>>744635204
O-oky

I hate being drunk, bi and horny.... :/ A friday night, In a city of 1,000,000 and I still can't find a good looking dick to suck, or fuck.

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where are all y'all other horse dick lovers at?!?!?!

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>>744636402
gonna get hazed :O

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Once again I forgot about the thread.

Quick, fuck my ass

>>744638625
4638625Quick, fuck my ass\
ok

>>744626662
i have no business in this thread but that's fuckin hilarious. good for you.

you goddamn degenerate should all kys

>>744643871

How does he get his tail through that tiny hole.

>>744644586
His tail is nice and flexible.

>>744644957

It'd need to have almost no bones in it at all to fit into that.

>>744645035
Well the shorts look really stretchy so it's possible that he could pull his shorts back and slip the tail through while putting them on. What's actually weird is that the tail slipped out.

>>744645206

Yeah honestly I was thinking about it there for a bit and I imagine it'd be much like putting a pair of pants on except you slid the tail into the hole after your legs I'd guess.

Your latter point is actually more of a concern yeah.. Odd.

>>744645289
Yeah doesn't seem like they've been pulled down enough for the tail to come out.

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His unlived life worried him, tortured him, turning round and round inside him like an animal in a cage. In Dodo's body, the body of a half-wit, somebody was growing old, although he had not lived; somebody was maturing to a death that had no meaning at all.

>>744628739
How do i find more like this

Okay so I'm likely going to be losing my anal virginity this year and I'm curious if there's anything I should look out for?