fluffy arena team trooper

>>744616970
I'll take this into account after the voting is done.

Also send this to people you know without context and tell them to vote a little. Just for the variety.
Voting ends in 20 minutes.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13891357

Just a refresher for the combatants:
1. Mikey
Brown Earth with brown eyes
Clubs with front paws and imposing size. Has a knack for biting off the extremities of his enemies.

2. Crowe
Dark grey unicorn-fluffy
Sword mounted on horn, minimum leather armor for high mobility

3. Legs
3 legged battle badass earthie stallion that has wounds everywhere and a scar across his left eye (still has eye).

4. Speedy
Flash Fluffy. Wingie fluffy who is so fast (in fluff terms) she can't ever be caught. Wins her battles by wearing down her opponents and then going in for a kill once they are too tired to fight back.

5. The Smarty
Really is smart. Convinces other fluffies to give up, fight each other, or tells terrible scary stories that have the fluffies fearful so The Smarty can pounce. Plot twist, turns out it was an Alicorn with its wings ripped off from a previous match.

6. "Lump"
-Big, fat, puke green earthie amputee
-Somehow always wins, usually to his opponents doing fucking retarded and incapacitating/killing themselves
-Did win actively once by rolling over on an opponent to take a nap, crushing them under his weight.

7. "Sweetie"
-Pinkie Pie clone
-Sweet and obedient to humans, calls fights playtime
-Bred as a cannibal, going wild and shredding fluffies to pieces in the ring, luring them in with an innocent facade.

8. Havel
No one knows what they look like because of the heavy superlative armor it wears. It can only move slowly, and all of its speech is muffled by a thick helmet.

1/2

>>744617348
9. Logan
-Yellow/brown earthie
-Front hooves have attached steel claws
-main attack style is pouncing and slashing.

10. Lancelot
-pale blue/blonde unicorn
-wears a shiny helmet with a single, elongated horn
-charges and gores opponents
-popular with the mares

11. Wilson. Black mane, navy blue fur. Pegasus, so he flies around usually, dodging attacks and going in for the kill once the opponent is tired.

12. 2D. green with red mane, unicorn, usually sneaks up on fluffies and burns and gores them with horn

13. Excalibur.
He's a white fluffy, yellow main. Holds a knife in his mouth and speaks olde English
Wears ceramic dishes he calls "Plate Mail".

14. Hercules
-Pure red earthie
-Larger and more muscular than most fluffies
-Uses brute strength to win battles
-Has a terrible temper

15. Trooper
a dark green earthy with a brown mane, extra large bruiser but slow
makes up for it with ambush tactics

16. Wushu
-Silver Alicorn
-Was somehow taught rudimentary mixed martial arts.

posted the link and descriptions on the discord

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Here's an image.

>>744617545
An invite to the discord: F8VhVX

The premises, as a refresher.

Misato Twopointo and Wiz from Deathbattle host an underground fluffy fighting arena.

Wiz was once part of a great duo on Death Battle- an internet show running for many years . But one day Boomstick went full retard and shot up a school. However through loopholes in the law Boomstick gets off scott free, and leaves the show to go on to become a local politician.

Misato teases Wiz about being a virgin beta, and Wiz pokes fun at Misato being a pedophile.

Misato was found naked sleeping in a dumpster filled with empty beer bottles and boy's underwear, which was floating in Tokyo Bay. The Japanese government sent her to America under her new last name in an attempt to cover up their failed mecha program.

At halftime, former champion Dingo will be released into the arena to hunt down and devour 6 foals. Which will live the longest? Take your bets!

Before the final round, a suprise guest appearance will be made by a jellenheimer. Chaos ensues.

>>744617614
Always loved that artist.

The Rules:

The fluffies will be fighting in an 18 foot diameter circular arena with 4 foot high walls on all sides. Fluffies are lowered into the arena by their owners/team. Fluffies must demonstrate restraint and only fight when the signal is given.

All fights will be one on one. No teams, no outside interference. Violators risk the death of their combatants and disqualification.

Certain weapons are banned, however all weapons in this batch have been determined to be acceptable.

The first round will take place in a blank arena, just a dirt floor with no concealment. 5 minute time limit for fights, if neither fighter has fallen, the judge determines who he winner is.

1/2

>>744617734
In the second round, cover and foliage will be introduced. These will change for every battle. The five minute limit from above is the same for this round.

In the third round, concealment and en environmental hazard will be introduced. (Ant colonies, water pits, spike pits, glue traps, poisoned food, etc.) There is a 7 minute time limit for this match.

The final round will take place on a hill in the center of the arena. The floor will fill with water quickly, making the effective fighting arena smaller every second. There is no time limit for this match.

In any match, the fluffy or their owner can withdraw from the match at any time. However they cannot re-enter the tournament at all, and will have to wait until another tournament is set up.

Dead fluffies and other waste are removed before the next match begins.

The judge reserves the right to change or add to these rules at any time.

>>744617635
Can't seem to find it.

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for those who may have missed the last thread, here's some new wolfram

>>744617988
Wait, new?

I thought he disappeared awhile ago. Did he come back or was this rediscovered somewhere?

>>744618074
he came back and posted those last thread, apparently he's back

>>744617959
What problems are you having?

>>744618134
Sheeeeeit.
Good to have you back Wolfram.
If Wolfram manages to prove he is in this thread, he can add +5 to any vote of his choice.

Are you here, Jerry anon? Late af, but I figure I might as well ask, just in case.

>>744618153
Nevermind, I'm in.

If anyone else wants to begin writing some dialog between Misato and Wiz, go right ahead.

Story writer from last thread.

How about I just take in some requests, hm? Maybe an idea no one's drawn or written out.

>>744618302
what is discord channel i dont see it here? Am i blind or wat?

>>744618593
I've got a few suggestions, don't know if someone's already done them, but here's one I just thought of: A man who drops a smarty off at fluffy daycare just to watch the madness that ensues. Could be something to work with.

>>744618621
It's the code. It's F8VhVX. Put that in the invite box and you should get in.

>>744618735
As in, a smarty owner, well aware of the shit his fluffy will be causing?

The list is in! From Most to Least likely to win (in the Fan's eyes(
Trooper
Havel
Excalibur
"The Smarty"
Lancelot
Crowe
The lump
Hercules
Legs
Speedy
Wushu
Mikey
2D
Logan

Making the bracket right now!

>>744618815
That's actually better than what I had in mind (a dude grabbing a random smarty and plopping him in daycare).

>>744618784
Thks man cant believe I overlooked it

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Ladies and Gentlemen, our lineup for the fight!

>>744618993
No probs.

>>744619009
Can't wait for Excalibur to show his stuff. I'm basically his biggest fan.

>>744618920
I think a sadistic man who drops off a feral smarty at a fluff care would be a great story if done well. Guy can make up some lies to the smarty about being his daddeh if he's good at fluff care, or offer him sketties. Or use him as a secret assassin to kill his ex-wife's fluffy that's there. Don't think I've seen any stories that have used this idea yet.

>>744619169
>his only fan.

FTFY

>>744619241
lets be fair, there's at least two on the discord

>>744619190
Are you the same guy from before? Because this is a massive step-up compared to what you were writing before.

>>744619241
Feelsbadman

>>744618920
I can work with that. But it's getting late. That's a good idea, though.

Purposely dropping off asshole smarties at daycares, after training them to pretend to be good, in order to get in.

Lulz can be had from this.

http://challonge.com/fluffydeath

Check this shit out. I feel like ESPN for fluffy horses right now.

Anyway, I'll start writing some opening dialog and post it ASAP.

>>744619303
Oh there you are. Well, I hope you learned from your previous story and put out something much better written.

>>744619410
Well, part of my issue is that I came up with a random plot that's been overdone.

I can do much better now that I have a decent idea to work with.

>>744619744
I wonder where the artist is.

>>744619789
offline, she's on the discord
her names fluffyfoals btw

**Opening Dialog**
(Green text is misato, red is wiz.)
**Death Battle theme begins**
Fluffy Ponies... from the first days of the My Little Pony TV show in the 1980s, to the first development of live fluffies by Hazbio in 2018, to the battle of Cleveland, these creatures have gone from a cute child's toy and show to a threat not seen since the black death of the middle ages. Now, talented fluffy breeders from all over the world have brought their best fighters to compete in the Fluffy Arena world championships. It's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and abilities and determine who would win in a Death Battle!

>That's the most faggot-pansie intro I have ever heard, Wiz. That wasn't ever in the script either.

Shut up Misato! It's just a bad habbit-

>No wonder your partner left after all these years. If I was him I would have shot up TWO schoolS after a decade of work with you, not just one.

...

>Anyway, let's get on with the show! We have competitors from all over the United States and even a few from across both ponds! You'll meet the survivors after the show, and you can read about all the little monsters in our free brochures! We're not like those shit tier events where you have to BUY a fucking piece of paper with everyone's names on it, because we aren't assholes! Well we are, but not like that. On with the Carnage! Round one, FIGHT!

So when does the fight actually happen?

>>744620137
http://www.strawpoll.me/13891645

I know, my writing is pretty bad, but whatever. You shouldn't expect much out of me.

>>744620306
Now. >>744620336
Round 1 ends in 20 minutes.

>>744620336
The Wiz intro was pretty solid. I don't know enough about the other commentator to judge.

>>744620448
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misato_Katsuragi
Other intro person is this lady. Basically she's a cunt who likes touching little children occasionally.

>>744620448
I don't know who either of them are.

>>744620559
Thanks.

>>744620575
https://youtu.be/-o2SV6ynJYQ

>>744619744
Love this !

>>744620385
20 minutes per round? i already know i'm gonna lose what little interest in this i already had

>>744620575
Go put Death battle in YouTube search bar. Wiz is the smart sounding guy.

>>744620672
>>744620705
Thanks!

is CC2 part of that discord ?

>>744620912
yes i am

so who were the anons that said there is no sexual pleasure for fluffy mares?

>>744621017
That was hours ago.

>>744621107
your point? they could still be here.

>>744621113
Sweet. Chocobro and a fight. Is it Christmas already?

>>744621113
Choco! How you doing?

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>>744621190
Kweh.

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>>744621205
Kweh.

>>744621211
Sorry if I've displeased you.

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>>744621256
Kweh.

Trooper VS Wilson

11. Wilson. Black mane, navy blue fur. Pegasus, so he flies around usually, dodging attacks and going in for the kill once the opponent is tired.

15. Trooper
a dark green earthy with a brown mane, extra large bruiser but slow
makes up for it with ambush tactics

T: wewcum to fight cwub. You noow hewe?

W: *snorts, unfurls rather large wings for a fluffy*

T: O Mai, wat nice wingies yuo have. I hope yuo wike fawwing. Awl make showe dat happen a lot.

W. *Takes off, creates a cloud of dust*

T: it nuttin puwsonal, babbeh.

Wilson begins circiling the arena from the air, taking care not to leave the boundries and get disqualified. Trooper instantly starts rolling in the dirt to create more dust, and camouflage himself. Wilson loses sight of him in the arena.

>>744621211
that... that does not look like a chocobo..


IMPOSTER! kill the fraud!!

>>744621291
Yay.

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>>744621321
Kweh.
>>744621319

>>744621251
Do you have any fluffy-chocobo pics?

>>744620704
I'm trying my best here.
Round 1 is ending soon. Finalizing votes now...

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>>744621370
Kweh.

>>744621399
That all, or do you have more?

>>744621399
Smarty, stop!

>>744620940
neat. i missed last thread. have you seen my comment last thread. about . working on art or Stories ?

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/48134

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/47812

just some reading material for everyone

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>>744621455
Kweh.
>>744621479

>>744621525
yes and i have two chapters coming up for basement fluffy mill, as well as more fluffy guide

>>744621562
That's better.

>>744621562
Nice.

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>>744621733
Kweh.
>>744621772

Wilson lands on the edge of the arena, worried about the location of his opponent. He quickly comes up with a clever plan to blow the dust away with his massive wings. It takes a good 10 seconds, but he finally manages to do it. The drunk middle aged men in the audience being coughing because of the dust.

But what is this? Trooper is nowhere to be seen!

By the time Wilson recognizes that Trooper is right next to him, it is too late. Trooper leaps onto the smaller fluffy, biting Wilson's left wing. Wilson screams and struggles, but cannot shake the larger fluffy's grasp. Wilson begs to be spared, and his disgruntled drunk owner eventually obliges, pulling him by the scruff out of the arena. Wilson has suffered 3 broken ribs, both wings heavily damaged, and slight damage to his balls. But what he will experience at the hands of his owner may be much worse than what trooper has done to him today...

The winner is Trooper.

>>744621978
Well shit. That was quick.

Please don't make the next poll 20 minutes. Make it something more reasonable, like 10.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13891737

Round 2 start!
Voting ends in 10 minutes! Go!

>>744621829
*cheerfully hugs chocobro*
Fwuffy wuv ou chocobwo fwen! Ou am bestest fwen evah!

>>744622315
Anyone else want to write one

If you want to go right ahead.

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>>744622423
Kweh.

>>744622465
How am ou chocobwo?

>>744622462
Actually, someone in the discord decide who's writing this one. The Judge (that is me) needs to go get a snack.

>>744622572
Choke on it.

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>>744622567
Kweh.

>>744622572
i ain't your bitch

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>>744622628
I just might.

I don't know how to write the Smarty tbh. I feel like one of you great, talented individuals would make a much better writer than I anyway.

>>744622636
Dat am good, fwuffy guess... chocobwo haf any nice avenchures as of wate?

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>>744622805
Kweh.

>>744622801
fine... fuzzythered here... i'll do it for whoever gets to 10 first on strawpoll

>>744622877
*gasp*
Dat wook fun!
Fwuffy am gwad chocobwo haf fun!
Fwuffy wish could haf avenchures wif chocobwo :(

>>744623069
Someone needs to write out a fluffy-chocobo story now.

Smarty VS 2D

**The Smarty's coach puts the Smarty in facing the wall in a small, black office chair. Like the kid you see at your boss's desk.**

2D, confused by this yet intrigued, attempts to move quietly toward the chair. Perhaps he will try to set the chair on fire?

"I know you are there" says the Smarty, in a voice akin to the bad guy from the third Indiana Jones movie. He turns around in the chair, sitting in it like a person would. The audience is dead silent with anticipation of the next moments...

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>>744623069
Kweh.

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>>744623219
already done

>>744622911
Do you want to finish what I started or just let me finish it? >>744623223

>>744623219
It's chocobro, you dumbass! Respect chocobro!!!

>>744623313
dude really? you started this

>>744623282
A different one though. Something more respectful to chocobro.

>>744623343
>chocobro
>respect cancerous shitposters
fuck off chocofag

>>744623425
shitposters don't deserve respect faggot

This is gonna be interesting...

>>744623380
Ok, I'll finish it in style.

The Smarty pulls out two pills, one red, one blue.

"See these pills, fluffy?" Says the Smarty. "One will grant you eternal life, the other, will take it from you. Choose wisely."

>>744623497
Chocobro is cool though.

>>744623256
*gasp*
Weawy? Yah! Fwuffy happy!
*tries climbing up.... can't*
Buhuhu.... nu can cwimb, hoofsies nu can weach.
Chocobwo too taww!

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>>744623256
You called master?

~K.P.

>>744623565
no you're not chocofag, nuff said

>>744623565
No. Fuck you

>>744623613
This is too much!!

>>744623613
sup furry fag

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>>744623581
Kweh.

>>744623613
Kweh.

>>744623668
Yes he am vewy coow! Ou enf off, dummeh poopie pwace!
>>744623724
*hugs cocobro*

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>>744623701
Not much. How bout you?
>>744623724
Hey babe, long time no see.

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>>744623906
Kweh.

>>744623545
From now on I'll do all of everything. Sorry for pinning work on you lot.

2D studdies the pills for some time, then looks at the Smarty. The Smarty stares back, not blinking.

2D suddenly lunges forward, impaling the Smarty. The Smarty catches fire, but makes no sound. 2D has been tricked, it was a stuffed fluffy all along!

The real Smarty struts out from behind the chair and speaks the following words.

>Later Nerd.

2D attempts to remove his horn, but it is stuck to the burning stuffed fluffy, for the insides are made out of glue! 2D's screams are heard all throughout the city as he slowly burns to death.

The winner is the Smarty.

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>>744623931
Kweh.

Damnit, 2D. That's what I get for betting on a unicorn.

Should we do one or two more fights? I think I still have an hour or two's worth of writing in me. Also who should we do next?

>>744624049
Ou imbeciwe hooman! Smawtie am bestest fwuffy evah! Awways!
Giff sketties nao!

Two?

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>>744623652
>>744623668
So butthurt over a bird. Goddamn.

>>744623982
That fucking pink thing is going to be the final boss in my arena. Champion and two other fighters of their choice fight the gay Pink Panther while Misato and Wiz have drunk pitty sex.

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>>744624278
Kweh.

>>744624131
One more fight should be fine. I'm also getting tired and need sleep because I'm weak.

>>744624310
Hey I never said who would win. That's still up to the polls.
Havel VS Sweetie Next.

>smarty enters from the far end of the arena
>opposite of him is 2D

Smarty looks upon the fluffy opposite of him "hewwo fwuffeh, am Smawteh. wan be fweind?"

2d not new to the arena looks upon Smarty with trepidation "ou am nyu hewe? Am toodee, nu am fwiends, ownwy won fwuffeh wives in awena, odah hab foweba sweeps!"

Smarty only continues to smile at 2D, not moving from where he sits "dat am too bad... fwuffehs shou be fweinds an not gib odah fwuffehs fowebba sweeps.. ou am monstah.."

2D begins circling Smarty, trying to find a way to surprise him, but Smarty does not take his eyes off of him and continues talking. 2D is beginning to feel ashamed at what Smarty is pointing out to the point he is feeling heart hurts at what smarty is saying. 2D begins to feel like he is a very bad fluffy.

"Wah fwuffeh gibs odah fwuffehs foweba sweeps? ou mommah wiww be so saddies at what ou do. so much heawt huwties... wet smawteh gib huggies to hewp toodee feew bettah"

Smarty approaches the now crying 2D, at first he embraces him much to the crowds discontent, but veterans here know what is about to happen.

Smarty slams the crying 2D to the ground and proceeds to rear up "Wa am smawteh doin? smawteh say dat smawteh gib toodee huggies fow hawt huwties! wai huwt toodee?!"

Slaming his hooves down smarty breaks 2Ds legs first, looking 2D in the eyes "owny won fwuffeh weave awive"

stomping down on 2D avoiding his head 2D's stomach eventually rips apart as his entrails spillout from the continuous beating. wailing from the pain 2D begs for mercy, but Smarty is not known for his mercy.

lifting up a hoof he proceed to beat in 2D's skull popping out an eye. it was a long match of Smarty simply beating 2D brutally. Once Smarty was done all that was left of 2D was a lump of beaten bloody lumps of meat with brain matter strewn from where his head once was.

Smarty may be unarmed, but his greatest weapon was his persuasive skills, and absolute brutality.

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>>744624385
Kweh.

>>744624412
This version or my shit version works.
This is a lot nicer than the shit I do. I'll do Havel vs Sweetie, and if someone wants to do one of the others, just claim it by responding to this post. Don't forget to make a strawpoll.
http://challonge.com/fluffydeath

>>744624654
Where's the strawpoll?

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>>744623982
Good to see you bud! I'll see you around. I'm gonna go to bed.

>>744624278
This would be the first time anyone has actually written a story about me. I'd like that anon.

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>>744624895
Kweh.

>>744623613
Where'd you get the name KP from?

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Havel VS Sweetie.

A smaller, pink fluffy with a curly magenta mane is lowered into the arena by a fat neckbeard with a MLP shirt that is much too small.for his round shape. On the opposite side, Havel the Rock (pic related) lowers his fluffy into the arena, basically a fluffy wearing a smaller version of his armor.

Sweetie bounces up and down, and begins prancing like a deer towards Havel the Fluffy. Havel stays completely still.

WHERE'S THE STRAWPOLL LINK REEEEEEEEEEE

>>744624863
You make one yourself, post it here, and write a story with the results of the fight reflecting your poll.

>>744624895
Don't get too excited. You'll need to fight for your life in a poll to determine your worth against the fluffy onslaught! Won't be hard for a big, strapping young gent such as yourself, right?

>>744625273
There isn't one for Havel VS Sweetie. I had this one planned from the beginning.
Someone else can post another poll and begin a different fight, if they want.

>>744625301
No fuck that, you make one faggot. Or stop the game entirely.

>>744624941
>looks at the love in chocobro's eyes
>is that love... for fluffy?

I... i think chocobro wants special hug!!

cmere chocobro!! accept my love!!

>>744625389
http://www.strawpoll.me/13891864
Your wish is my command.

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>>744625580
Kweh.

>>744625614
That's more like it. Thanks.

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>>744625658

>>744625614
Can we get this in the discord?

>>744625658
>pins chocobro down
>lifts his tail feathers to reveal his cloaca

are you ready chocobro?.... i know i am... we will finally be one!!

>*zip*

>>744625792
Thanks.

>>744625792
Judge here.
I'm not in the discord because I lack the hardware and shit for it. But by all means discuss it and post your results here.

>>744621684
Excellent ! man.. i loved that story. i can't wait man

- J

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>>744625767
WARK!
>>744625813

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>>744625958

>>744617635
>>744621113
CHOCOBRO! GET IN HERE! WE DEMAND IT!

>>744626018
fuck you, we don't want his cancer

>>744625958
>thrusts into chocobro
"WARK!"
"shh it is okay chocobro... it is just my penis."

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>>744625991
Kweh.
>>744626018
>>744626140

>>744626018
Kill yourself, you Alabama nigger.

>>744626018
He does best out here, in the wild. It's for the best.

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>>744626153

>>744626153
Come on man, join us. It'll be fun.

>>744626208
fuck off chocofag

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>>744626186
KKKKKWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
>>744626208

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>>744626208
kys

>>744626289
If you're in, announce your presence with a mighty "KWEH!"

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>>744626289

>>744626208
Chocobos need, wide open spaces, fresh, green grass, and beautiful wild flowers. This cramped discord wouldn't do him any good.

>>744626153
you denied my love the other day.. you kicked me to the sky, but not today!
for today you shall share in my love!
>thrusts deeper into chocobro
I am almost there!

Sweetie and Havel engage in a one sided conversion about...

"-how great s day it is and how the weather is perfect for fighting and did you know that ancient Romans would use a thumbs up and thumbs down system to decide if a defeated gladiator would win? Ooh speaking of thumbs up I wish I could use thumbs but I'm a talking horse so I don't get the luxury very often. Bit that's ok because I'm going to cut you up and use you as a thumb!"

Sweetie reveals a set of razor sharp teeth from her mouth, as well as a mini mouth on her tongue, similar to an alien from the "Alien" movies! Oh my budda! Will Havel the Fluffy survive?

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>>744626328
>>744626335
>>744626377
K-Kweh..

>>744626401
You need to work on your fluffspeak.

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>>744626495

>>744626510
Kind of pointless with out fluffy speak.

>>744626495
JUST ONE KWEH. JUST SAY ONE KWEH ON THE DISCORD SERVER I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE.

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>>744626574
>>744626599
KWEH!

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>>744626676

>>744626599
A chocobo would hate it here. Stop trying to pull him in.

>>744626401
Yes he will.

Sweetie leaps onto Havel and sinks her teeth into his head, only to break every one of her teeth! She ate too many sweets, giving her cavities! Havel's armor is also made of pure rock, making it impervious to most attacks!
Sweetie sits on Havel's back and cries until the time runs out. Sweetie's disappointed but loving owner takes her to the Arena Shop for some quick repairs.
It takes a crane to get Havel out.
The winner is Havel.

>>744626495
>pumps into chocobro faster
it is okay my love
for soon we will both be in the great feeling of nirvanaAAAAH!!
>painst chocobros insides white as whip cream
... ahh there... was it as good for you as it was me my dear?

oh my... i am not quite sated yet... how about another round?

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>>744626690
>>744626725
Kweh..

>>744626723
Hahaha, fuck cannibal fluffs.

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>>744626759

>>744626578
>>744626510
Sorry, you're right. I'm drunk right now and furiously fapping to this thread, so I kind of forgot. Sorry.

>>744626676
Is that a yes? THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU COME ON JUST ONE FUCKING KWEH PLEASE

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>>744626830
>>744626880
Kweh.

>>744626952
DO IT

NOW

GODDAMN

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>>744626952

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>>744627021
!!!~~~KWEH~~~!!!

>>744627021
he'll just get banned you fucking autist, chill the fuck out

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>>744627083

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>>744627037

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>>744627145

>>744626759
*snaps chocobro's neck after one more round

ahhh that was goood...

>>744627083
Why won't you do it Chocobro? Do you hate me? I just want the discord server to enjoy your presence as well. Pretty Please?

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>>744627144
>>744627182
>>744627202
>>744627215
Kweh.

Judge here. As you can tell my work quality has gone straight down the shitter, plus I'm tired/drunk, and it's hard to type with one hand.
Should we postpone other fights until later? The bracket is still up and I have copies of all the Arena related text. http://challonge.com/fluffydeath

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>>744627266

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>>744627322

>>744627287
Yeah, let's wait till tomorrow.

Until tomorrow, lads.

-Kaiser.

>>744627266
Just one little kweh is all I ask. Please?

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>>744627518
Kweh.

>>744627518
Kill.
Yourself.
Faggot.

>>744627424
Sounds good. The bracket page should stay there indefinitely, so you can check up on all the shit that's going on. I'll try to add some of the details to the bracket page to keep it all nice and organized.

In the meantime, what's the story with the gay Pink panther? Why does he want to rape fluffies? Why do fluffies want to rape him?

>>744627581
You make me very sad Chocobro.

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>>744627669
Kweh.

>>744627669
it is cause chocobro is already in the discord and has been in the discord. he is one of the fluffy content creators most likely and does chocobro when hes bored.

>>744627775
no you aren't chocofag

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>>744627775

>>744627775
Well godfuckingdammit I want that kweh, dammit. Everything fluffy needs a bit of chocobro.

>>744627874
nope i am fuzzythered, i'm the one whose been text raping chocobro.