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OH SHIT, its the cops! >Quick >Show him your calm face

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OH SHIT, its the cops!

>Quick
>Show him your calm face
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Nothing to see here officer
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i kno muh raightz!
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How may I help you officer?
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>>744615057
fuk u cops

i know ma right

I din dun nuffin

just targettin a brotha cos he in da wrong neigbourhood


ma dad's a lawyer he gon sue yo ass
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U wan sum fucc?
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you look good sir
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>>744615057
fuc u pig

oink oink oink
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>>744615576
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>>744615057
I AM CALM
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>>744615057
everything i do is morally good by definition officer
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>>744615057
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>>744615744
shut up honkey

I know ma rights
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>>744615057
Hello, my child. Would you like to drink some tea with me under a tree? your aura shines bright with enthusiasm, I would like to absorb it as much as possible.
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>>744615938
Nigger
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HELLO OFFICER NOTHING TO SEE HERE HOW ARE YOU
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>>744615938
you fucking bug-eyed nigger
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>>744616998
>>744616998
Hit Dubs my guys
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>>744615057
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Hello officer
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captcha: your urbis
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Yes officer?
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>>744615057
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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Quality thread tbqhwyf
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teh bes e cun da iz won dall hurs, pls go nao ofsir
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Good morning officer.... Let me show you something.
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Good evening officer! Explosions? No, me and my passengers don't-
"ALLAH A-" Shut up Achmed!
As I was saying, we don't know anything about any explosions.
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Nothing to see here officer. Just go on about your business...
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>>744615057
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You wanna go purge some Spaniards?
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Can I see your license and registration please.
Sir am I being DETAINED!
SIR! I'M A TRAVELLER!
SIR! SIR! I'M A TRAVELLER!
*smashes window*.
EM I BEING DETAINED!!?!?!
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>>744615057
I always want to blow cops

Fuck uniform cameras
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>>744615057
I'll take these dubs to the grave!
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>>744619481

> "Am I free to go, Officer?"
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>>744615057 Zoinks!
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>>744619577
Fuckin dubs
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>>744619312
Go on...
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i'm gonna show him this
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Didn't see you there
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>>744616041
Flynn's voice in the sequel made me want to die.
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What seems to be the officer, Problem?
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no dubs here officer im a good egg
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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>>744615057
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No calm face just dubs.
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oh hey officer
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those roofies are not mine officer
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>>744619741
I always have urges to sexually satisfy /any/ man in uniform with my mouth and butt

I can only get off around uniforms
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>>744620859
This is not a joke or bait and before someone asks for tits i'm male
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Heh, W-what seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>744615057
I'm too young to go to prison!!
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>>744619587
Our apologies miss Williams! You have a good evening.
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Ooooh officer mind if I let you eat my powdered doughnut hole.
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>>744615057
Fuck
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>Yes Mr. Officer
>No Mr. Officer
>No I have not been taking any drugs... Mr. Officer
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>>744615057
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo

Lick me
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>>744615744
kek. dat butthole mouth. priceless
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>>744621290
kekd good
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>>744615057
You don't want to see what comes next officer
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I'm warning you, leave me and my vehicle in peace
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Ayyyyyy
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>>744626967
Kind of want to see what the body on that looks like
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>>744622041
>the reason I'm into milfs since that came out.
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Cum-uh Cum-uh ben gay
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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