Why aren't you going out tonight?

Because I lost my leg in an accident 4 weeks ago and I'm recovering at home.

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>>744583875
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope someone finds it sooner or later.

>>744583875
Post stump

>>744584014
lel

I work nights.

>>744584034
I second this.

>>744583790
>Why aren't you going out tonight?

Why would I? I'll drink alone @ home.

SHOW STUMP! NAOW!

>>744583790
Bc this vidya aint gonna play itself

Because a fucking hurricane is headed my way faggot op

>>744584014
Moar from the left one?

>>744583790
Going out tomorrow.

>>744583875
Do you get to keep the severed leg?

Curfew du to irma. 33139 here. And god im missing sex so much.

>>744583790
Because I hate people and I hate spending money on overpriced drinks and food.

Neckebeard/10

>>744583790
Me and my girl invited a girl from tinder to come over and drink, smoke and fuck with us.

>>744583790
what do you mean
why would i do that

>>744583790
Already tired as fuck (1:49pm) and straight up defective when it comes to social skills. I basically have no friends and almost zero chance at ever going on a date. On the bright side wizard powers soon.

>>744584456
>my girlfriend and I

I feel like getting the flu, I stay at home, watch the second movie with the racoon and the tree and get high.

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>>744584333

>>744584644
Is this how stump guy gets around now?

netflix and chill with housedragon

because i don't have any friends.

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>>744583790
Cause I am an ugly nerd without any friends.
I'll fap later to some pics in other threads.
That will be the highlight of my day.

>>744584792
heroin can be your friend

>>744584827
Sounds like a full day.

because I'm ugly

>>744584792
this

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>>744584644
guy in the background is doing the virgin walk

>>744584908
Yes you are.

it's my brothers birthday. We are going to grill and chill with friends until about 2-3 am. These kinds of nights are my favorite.

>>744583790
I have been out out tonight. Had 4 pints and a whisky. Just got home and a fridge full of beer

i just got out from being fucked at a company i started with a double dealing ex friend

i need the money and time to recharge

beside i will be going away for two weeks on sunday, i wouldnt wanna get shit faced

>>744583790
Cuz I'm in a psychiatric hospital :^)

>>744585012
Im jealous.

>>744584644
I bet her ass would taste great, country?

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>>744584937
Seems about right.

>>744584827
Living the dream

>>744583790
I have no friends.

>>744585525
Make some friends.

>>744583790
because I choose not to.

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>>744585187
USA

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>>744585675

>>744585145
Come and have a beer if you want man

>>744583790
I am. I found a lucky leg four weeks ago and I've had the best of luck ever since.

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>>744583790
I have work

>>744586026
I have TO work, goddamn i bet your boss hates you.

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>>744584827

Doin D&D 5th edition with the nerds.

I completely forgot

>>744583790
Because it's Friday and I work in a kitchen. My weekend is Tuesday and Wednesday.

>>744583790
i had no idea today's friday

>>744584827
Being with a bitch isn't that much better. You listen to nagging and stupid bullshit all day, and then you get to have sex, and then pass out.
Drinking with friends and then fapping alone at home is much better, overall.

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>>744584827

>>744583790
Because I don't care enough about people to make any friends in this town and I'd rather stay home with my cat and play vidya anyway

>>744583790
Cuz there's a fucking hurricane coming?

>>744583790
Joke's on you, OP. I am going out tonight. I'll drink one in your honour.

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>>744583790
celebrating brother's bday with keg of beer, steaks, and super nintendo

>>744583790
because the party is at my place

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>>744583790
hangovered whole day, watching anime. today is really huge festival in my city tho

>>744583790
Because drinking after working out will fuck up my gains

>>744584322
Same anon. Had to board up the windows today

>>744586389

no money

>>744586739
>America logic
>build houses out of wood in hurricane environments

>>744583790
Destiny 2

>>744587284
So you want to build an entire house out of concrete-reinforced steel? I hope you're rich...prepare your anus for the bank.

>>744584577
Same as you anon, we're gonna have them soon, stick to handpussy a little longer.

>>744584937
yeah, what's up with that walk

>>744584827
Embrace it, i'm the same and i love it.

Because im skydiving at 8 sm tomorrow and dont want to be hungover at 18000 ft

>>744583790
ptsd, adhd and autism will do it, im just going to be a recluse for the rest of my life. feelsbadman

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>>744583790

Someone tell me how to go out drinking alone without it being awkward. My friends dont even bother anymore and I've accepted my lonerism at this point.

>>744587551
It's cheaper than rebuilding every five years.

>>744583875
Did you check behind the couch? That's usually where I find things I lose

>>744583790
Can't be bothered.
Just went to the shop to get beer so I can get hammered and shitpost until the early hours of the morning.

BACK YOU YOUR CELEB CONTAINMENT THREAD YOU SACK OF SHIT HERMAN

LITERALLY THE BIGGEST LOSER ON 4CHAN

>>744583790
She's not old enough to drink.

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>>744587808
RIP

Because I like in Oregon and to go outside means breathing in toxic fumes.

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>>744588020
It's iced tea.

>>744588009
no u

>>744585525
this

>>744583790
Because i am not a normie faggot

>>744587833

if i lived in a city id go out alone, get drunk and go look for adventure

>>744588009
Who the fuck is herman?

>>744588498
Go to bar, sit at bar counter, and quietly sip your drink, staring off into space and not giving a shit about what's going on around you. 9/10 times a girl (albeit drunk) will walk up to a vacant seat next to me and sit and look at me, waiting for me to talk to her. Works every time.

>>744583790
Too hung over from last night

>>744583790
Because the only friend I ever had died, and I'm unable to make new friends.

>>744583790
Because I'm already out having fun with friends.

>>744583790
Cause netflix and chillin with GF

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>>744583790
>league of legends made a new mode, invasion
>i really enjoy it
wish there was an actual reason

gotta play smash with my friend so we can wreck our boys coming back from the military in the week

>>744587907
funny thing is, it's always in the last place you look.

>>744589426
this mode sucks. Go play ranked like an actual virgin

>>744588074
All because of some cunt with a smoke bomb - that kid is gonna get the book thrown at him

I am just chilling with cool anons, but mostly fags and weirdos here on the chan first...

>>744589617
-__-

>>744589624
last season i went on a 9-streak losing spree as a support so i vowed to never play ranked again

Preparing to hunker down for Hurricane Irma in Fort Lauderdale

I just got back from being out.

>in the woods
>find a nice rock
>oh shit nigga I gotsta get in on this
>climb on top of that shit and start meditating
>contemplating the meaning to existence
>some old guy walking a dog happens upon me
>the dog wants pets
>starts trying to lick me in the face
>old guy is calling it but the dog won't listen
>start heading back
>find a new juice/smoothie place
>overpriced shit that I can make at home for 1/5 the cost
>get one anyways because I like to support the small local places at least once
>cost $8
>wasn't very big good
>wasn't very good

because I'm hungover as shit from going out last night. also, I spent way more money than I should have on booze and a prostitute. bittersweet.

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Cheers guys, lets go out slay some pusseeey..

>>744590816
you honestly sound like a bro

>>744588726
I can vouch for this. people see you alone and feel bad for you, especially chicks. all my one night stands have been on nights I've been out alone.

>>744584937
this

>>744588074
>>744589993
wait what. explain.

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>>744583790
been out every Friday for the last month or so. i figured not being hung over for one Saturday would be a good idea so i can get coursework done.

>>744584014
heh

Because of my horrendous social skills, I only have one friend and he'll be hanging out with his girlfriend tonight. So I'll be getting drunk and playing Vidya.

Chilling with weed is more fun than partying with alcohol

>>744591376
The fire in the Columbia Gorge in Oregon was started by some faggot kid throwing a smoke bomb innawoods. Kid apparently acted like an entitled little shit when confronted about it by a witness too.

>>744583790
I was going out once. Now have masturbate while my 2 kids and wife sleep.

>>744583790
because I dont fucking want to. I don't want to drink alcohol because I used to be a raging alcoholic and if I go out too late I wont be able to eat food while socializing so there is no point.

Id rather stay in and relax and play PUBG and hang with my dog instead of having to talk to people I barely give a shit about.

>>744583790
Because I am hungover as fuck.

Because there is no one going out on a friday here, only on thursdays and saturdays. Going out tomorrow.

i am. and am also going to get laid. and eat some tasty food. enjoy your weekend, anons.

>>744583790
Naturally antisocial and I typically avoid large crowds.

I don't drink or do drugs, so bars, clubs, and the party scene in general are things I would never enjoy. I actually hate sports so no chance to meet women there. I don't do concerts do to large volume of people. Basically the only places I go out besides work is to get a bite to eat, go grocery shopping, or occasionally bowl a few games with friends.

>Why go out when there is no place to go?

I have to work tomorrow, but there is this party tomorrow evening and it's goin to be amazing, have a nice weekend anons

Because I'm old now, going out is a thing of the past. Now I drink in solitude. I wasted my twenties spending too much time "going out."
Oh well life sucks.

>>744583790
i have no job or friends

>>744598558
same lol

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going to a massive house party tomorrow, gotta rest today

I never go out on Friday nights. Just stay home, chill watch movies with my wife, pop some hydro with wine and grapefruit juice.

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>>744583790
Because I got tired of "going out" years ago.
And I just got home from a nearly 6 hour long mountain bike ride around the woods where I live through rain and mud.
My legs are done so I couldn't walk anywhere anyways, never the less stay upright while drunk.

>>744583790
Working early shift tomorrow and kinda tired of partying anyway.

>>744583790
because some kid is paying me 20$ to make him a counter strike cheat

>>744598558
>>744598654
same but already too drunk at 6:43 trying to hide my fear of this hurricane. imma enjoy power while i have it and play vidya and blare music for the neighbors

>>744583790
just came home after working late shift

Sis got married today and I'm hungover..

Doing all my HW since i got work all weekend.

Girlfriend just broke up with me and with my luck I have I'll probably run into her she probably be with another dude rather stay home and smoke maybe meet someone online any tips for talking to random people online

>>744598930
T.H.I.C.C. fucking legs bro.
But what's the brown stuff?

On call all night, so I can't drink.

Anyway, Friday crowds in the city suck. I prefer the weekday nights out.

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>>744599241
try not to start masturbating to them on camera for at least the first hour

>>744599247
>brown stuff
Mud and dirt. I really need to shower but I would fall over if I tried right now. Just dumped my dirty clothes at the door and fell into my chair.

Because it's not even 7 here that's why

>>744583790
I have no one to go out with.
Plus I'm incredibly introverted, so I wouldn't have fun anyone.

>>744584456
>my girl
Your mother doesn't count

Getting ready so I dont get my shit pushed in by a hurricane.

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I'll do my best not to
But I need Pro tips on picking up chicks on Facebook

>>744599569
*anyway

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Because I'm currently working and living in the middle of nowhere, about 3 hours from the closest bar/pub..
>>744598930
Jesus fuck those muscles.

why go out when you have beer and 4chan at home?

>>744587833
>>744588726
>>744591274
Different anon, I literally was considering going to a buffet alone at Pizza Hut later tonight just because. As a bonus I think a qt works on Friday nights. Should I?
>/r9k/ robot
>formerly suffered from extreme betaness which has since lessened but still remains

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>>744587833
please?

cus I'm a cheap ass. & lazy.

>>744583875
>>744598930
Found it for you Anon. Turns out it likes to go on bike rides so you should do that more often to keep it happy.

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>>744599333
What the fuck is this and why is it constantly spammed?

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>>744600774

I've been on a movie date, it just ended too early because she had to go, and I had no other plans than that

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>>744598930
them legs..

>>744583790
Irma, but that's ok because no work and I will drink and play destiny 2 till i pass out

>>744583790
im tired as fuck and too antisocial to care about going out

Because I'm alone, anti social since early childhood and hate the noise on Friday nights.
Plus it's cold as balls outside, raining and I have 80 gb of high def porn to watch. Plus a fine bottle of single malt.

>>744585720
is this a college campus in Colorado?

>>744585525
You can go out on your own you know.
Nobody cares if you go to a bar, restaurant or cinema on your own.

>>744591499
what a babe would fuck her good

hurricane irma

Get high and cry. Just an average day

>>744600340
you either can sit alone or eat pizza and get a qt

worst comes to worst, you get pizza atleast. go and try /b/ro

>>744583790
Long fucking week and still gotta wrap shit up for work. Plus I am just tired as fuck. Tomorrow, however, should be a fun time.

>>744583790
Because I'm married and we're doing movie night.

>>744583790
Because I'm at Drill

>>744583875
Stump or GTFO

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>>744584937
>mfw he dresses cooler than me tho

>>744584014
kekk

>>744583790
There is not one fucking decent bar in this shit town!
Just an overpriced irish pub that's irish as Mohammad Ali with piss warm beer that tastes like someone dropped a butt in each glass.

>>/r9k/

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Because all my drinking buddies are all married now and going out with them sucks. Every time a bunch of barsluts approach us they tell them they're married and cock-block the only single guy there, me. I want to start hanging out with a younger, single crowd. Growing older fucking sucks.

>>744583790
I can't be bothered to clean myself. so I'll just keep laying on this couch

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>>744604346
im only 22 and thats happening to me, my friends are either married or having kids. kids these days not enjoying their younger years....how old are you?

>>744585970
Kek

>>744587833
I went out alone a lot last winter after a breakup and being an old fag. I would check sports schedules of any kind, find one that interested me, wait to the sport was about half over and then go watch it at a bar. That way I'm not just sitting there, it looks like I'm kinda doing something there. I smoked to at the time. This gives you a chance to get up and do something once in awhile and it's pretty easy to talk to other smokers outside or they talk to you.

Because I work tomorrow?

>>744583790
because i'm a loser with no friends

>>744583790
because im sick mate

Believe it or not, the night owls of my city need me.

Haven't had a free Friday night in 3 years.

No Money/No friends

>>744583790
Ive fucked 3 different girls in the last 2 weeks that werent my girlfriend so Im taking it easy and trying to change my ways

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>>744604538
oh really?

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>>744584014
Because there are whores like that out there, who pose with food and drinks so they can spam facebook and twitter with their vapid bullshit, trying to make it look like they have interesting lives.

most of you guys are retards and losers

>>744605897
and what are you?

>>744583790
I'm married.

>>744605955
>>744605712
im that retard

>>744605955
No u

>>744605980
so you're sitting alone on /b/ while your wife watches sitcoms or something?
sounds like you made some good life choices

>>744605955
He is a 12yrs old retard who isn't allowed to drink alcohol or go anywhere unaccompanied.

>>744583790

My grandmother won't let me. We're going to read bible passages, eat mint cookies, and bed by 8.

>>744606271
how does she feel about you being on /b/?

>>744583790
Because I'm an adult with an actual life and actual priorities. "Going out" is what you do when you have nothing else to do, nothing important to do, nothing real to do.
If you're in your late teens and early 20s, fine, it's expected. But any older than that and it just becomes sad.

>>744583790
studying like a fool for a test I know I'll fail.
Ordinary Differential Equations for all 3 of you who may care

>>744606271
other than the bible shit that sounds pretty tight tbh

>>744606358
when your "actual priorities" include posting on /b/, you're not really in a position to judge

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>>744583790
I am intelligent and have a temper, drunk people annoy me even if I myself am drunk. Then I annoy myself. Its just a circle of rage basically best avoided.

>>744606356

She, of course, doesn't know. She thinks computers are the instruments of the devil.
She thinks I'm talking to a Christian minister on the phone. She doesn't know about phones now a days.

>>744606358
And how is your social life?
Family and maybe some close friends?
A home party once or twice a year?

I ask because I'm old and all I do is working, so a spontaneous stroll to a pub would be a change.

studying for an IT certification thats going to get me paid

I'm 28 and haven't been "out" a single time besides a party at a friends, friends house when I was 19..
>loud shitty music
>loud people
>lot's of noise and bullshit
Everything I absolutely despise.
I rather have a couple drinks and a few beers while playing video games online with my retarded bunch of friends I've known since kindergarten. At least that's fun.

>>744583790
Cause I don't have a root beer cutie 3.14159265359 to go out with.

>>744606271
You forgot to mention the bit about going balls deep in her ass. Why did you forgo that part?

>>744598980
what kinda music fam?

>>744606458
I get on here occasionally because my busy life makes it harder to find time to socialize, and this is the easiest way to get a little bit of human interaction, shallow as it may be.
I have a few minutes to fuck around on /b/, I don't have time to spend an entire night getting drunk with a bunch of idiots and then have half the next day go to waste from sleeping in and the other half go to waste from being hungover.

I don't know why I try explaining shit like this to people on here, though. I'm pretty sure the majority of you are teenagers.

>>744606925

But that would be against the rules sir.

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I'm a quiet drunk. Makes the entire thing with "going out" kinda pointless. The drunker I get the less interested I am in people.
Last time I had a night out I ended up in a park (middle of last October), alone, drinking scotch after dumping my buddies in the pub.

I took a cruise with a bunch of other friends a few years ago, had a couple drinks and ended up at top deck in the rain with a bottle of vodka and my pipe for over 4 hours.
So I might as well drink at home.

>>744598930
nice faggot socks.

>>744606639
>Family and maybe some close friends?
>A home party once or twice a year?
Spot on. I spend most of my free time with my family, some with close friends, and try to still have some to myself.
Mostly all I do is work, as well. I think that's just part of being an adult. Growing up I always said I cared more about time than money, which is still very true, but you need money to be able to actually enjoy your time so it's sort of a catch 22.
I don't have much of a social life, and yet I'm far happier than most people who do. But I understand what you mean about a spontaneous stroll to a pub. I'm all for doing things like that if it's with real friends and you're spending meaningful time together as opposed to just drinking the night away.

>>744583790
I'm 53 and my gf is already here.

>>744583790
Because I did that shit in my early to mid 20's and I'm kinda done with it

>>744606925
probably true, but i'm 31
i accept that i'm a loser for coming here
you're in denial

>>744607198
Not him but those are normal socks you use in cycling shoes. High socks is uncomfortable as hell in those.

>>744607109
You could easily be my buddy Tom, he always fucks off after a few beers. First couple times we figured he just went home but he wandered away on adventures kek.

>>744607109
>The drunker I get the less interested I am in people
/This x1000
My friends don't even invite me anymore because I get so depressing when I'm drunk.

>>744583790
depression

She is already sucking my dick when I got home.

>>744607343
>i accept that i'm a loser for coming here

Visiting a website doesn't make you a loser.

I mean you're obviously still a loser, but it isn't because you're here.

My house flooded and i'm in a place where I know absolutely nobody.

A hurricane is going to come barreling through my neighborhood very soon.

>>744607964
>not leaving
tards like you deserve whatever happens

>>744588726
Where do u live? That shit wont work in sweden

>>744608226
it won't work for you in sweden
looks matter far more than country for that sort of thing

I don't like going out and would prefer to just do mundane things with my bf

>>744608210
I'm not some poor fag living in a wood shack on the coast.

I'm in a well constructed, well maintained bunker located in-land. I'm just kind of upset that I won't have Internet, AC, or power for a few days.

I mean I could read a book or something, but I've read all the ones I own already.

>>744608450
I know what u mean. But sweden is flooded with feminazist, u either got to be a 10/10 or talk about how women are so much better then men.

>>744608729
Or live in Norrland where our women are normal...

Ooh, but I am going out tonight. Just got a job offer for my dream job.

I didn't let my dreams stay dreams.

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>>744583790
bc i already was out tonight (its 3am here)

pic very related

I was supposed to work tonight but got called off, so I am trying to find out what to do later on.

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>>744583790
I closed yesterday and had to open today so I'm beat.Plus we got together wednesday cause it was one of our birthday's

Because I fucking hate people

>>744607236
ahhh this. you children will see one day.

>>744583790
I worked hard and am now tired. I'm just unwinding and relaxing before bed.

>>744583790
Cause I'm sick plus i chugged a whole bottle of codeine cough syrup.

>>744584386
Same going out tomorrow it's raining cock and balls

>>744583790
Because I have 60 or more Valium and Klonopin and an INTERNET full of porn

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>>744583790
overwatch
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>>744585720
I fucked the girl on the right. She was a good shag.

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>>744608491
smoke out the bunker. hope you have your weed.

Because I've got a wife, a kid, no money, no friends, and no energy to give a fuck.

>>744612139
Sounds like you need to start drinking my friend. 40 oz Nat Ice cost like $2-3. Fun in a bottle

>>744612367
Oh, I am. Costco 1.75l vodka for $14. At least one a week. Lower middle claaaaassssssssss. Holla!

>>744586600
Why are you drinking on a thursday?

>>744612632
costco sells Vodka? WTF

>>744583790
because i'm a poor collegefag with no friends and relatives that dont like me, so why go out when i can stay home and kill myself

>>744583790
i don't have any friends now that college is over.

how do i make friends in a new city?

the guys from work might hang out with me... but i don't work directly with the ones that are my age

>>744612871
Another man who needs to step up his alcohol consumption. It'll relieve the depression and get you out of your slump

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>>744583875
REKT

>>744612867
Whaaaaaat????? You must be in one of those lame states.that regulates liquor sales. Costco's in NV sell hard liquor, beer, and wine! Their kirkla d brands are super inexpensive. 1.75l spiced rum, $14, is actually st croix (tasty!). 1.75 american region vodka, $13, is tasty, but i dont know what brand it is. The french region vodka, i think $18, is grey goose.

They have tons of others too.

>>744611302
ahahaha fucking what
me too dude
small world

>>744612871
Hey I'm the sad family man!

I was there. High point of my day was my chili cheese dogs, with onion, and gin or vodka and tonic. Things get better as you work on them! Not a whole lot better, but at least I'm not constantly wishing for death! Just a few days a week now.

>>744583790
I'm at home in the dark drinking a rum and coke from one of those same glasses. They are made in Russia I think.

The only two real friends I had were my girlfriend and my best friend from grade school. She dumped me 2 weeks ago and within a couple days started to date my best friend. If I had any other friends I still don't think I could go out because I'm defeated.

>>744583790
Because some people have to work tomorrow you lazy fuck.

>>744613581
I don't drink, don't need too ive got scripts for valiums and klonopins. Why get a alcohol buzz for one night and be hungover the next day when you can have a constant buzz 24-7

>>744613869
light a candle or start a fire

>>744583790
I am a stranger in a strange land.

>>744613748
anon

is it worth having kids?

>>744583790
Bc I'm married with a kid and have no friends and wife is a cunt and I don't feel like going out by myself and kid will wake me up at 7am tomorrow, I don't know how I'm still going on with this setup, sick of porn already.

>>744615676
leave the wife and kid- pay child support and get on with life

>>744615856
I'd leave the wife in a heart beat but the kid is a champion, and 2nd one is on the way. If I left I would almost never see my kids, and they grow up either fatherless or by some other guy who is certainly a loser or a faggot or some SJW. Not to mention she'll be granted all my property and money. F that

>>744583790
the giant hurricane baring down on us (florida).

I wouldn't be going out anyway, but hey it's a good excuse.

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>>744616110
punch your wife in the face to teach her a lesson

>>744583790
I just got off a 12 hour shift at 10 and have to go back into work tomorrow at noon

>>744584322
Same

>>744616184
I would but she would just find a way to use it to irritate me even more. Fuck her, stupid passive aggressive cunt, I hate her.

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>>744616110

Because solitude is beautiful

>>744584295
lol

>>744584322
lucky

>>744616359
anyway, you see no possibility of resolving your problems with her?

>>744584754
Fuck kek

>>744583790
because im going out tuesday

>>744616184
>>744616110

Put it on her.. Have a friend or local nigger go over and fuck her and tape it. Divorce her and take the kids-end of story

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>>744583790

All my friends are out of town and I need to pack to go on vacation

>>744583790
cause I actually work for my money, I'm not a spoiled rich white girl spending someone else's income.

>>744616359
>I would but she would just find a way to use it to irritate me even more
I think she would be justified to irritate you (this would be the least of your worries), if you punched her in the face. and you'd definitely never see your kids after that, so that's even more incentive not to, since you seem to care about them for some reason.

>>744614397
Ahh yeah. Makes sense! I just drink. No pills or plants for me.

>>744614674
I don't think so.

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>>744589617
that's cause once you find it, you stop looking.

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I have to be at work at 5:30 tomorrow

>>744615676
Bruh....

>>744583790
i have to work in the morning and have bills and grown up responsibilities n shit.

I could say it's because my mom woke me up at 5am to watch my sister compete in a weight lifting comp, but TBH I wouldn't go out even if that hadn't happened. I worked hard all day and I'm tired. It's an hour drive into the city. I have bills I need to pay and none of the kind of friends that like to go out so wasting money on going out seems dumb.

It's just a lot easier and cheaper to stay home wack off a couple times to take the edge off and play video games until bedtime.

>>744616833
you should probably go to bed then

>>744616673
Actually I wouldn't. I wanna punch her but I won't as men don't punch their women, only weak faggots do. But I told her a few times I wish she was a man so I could at least punch her.

>>744616613
That's a crazy idea and only works in Tarantino films.

>>744616995
>told my wife I wish she was a man
>wonders why she's a cunt

she might know you're a closet homo and just wants your seed

>>744616995
Never seen the film, don't even watch movies but I do know people fuck around everyday and get caught and when they do it's on them. Apparently you enjoy your shitlife and don't want to make a change

>>744617261
there's a difference between setting someone up, and catching them in the act...

I am, to the gym.