What do?

Put in microwave and record it

>>744583529
Kill this fucking tegenaria.
I love arachids, but those are pure sneaky evil

>>744583529
Microwave it and record

Am going in, wish me luck lads.

>>744583560
this

>>744583529
Let it build a web on your headboard.

throw it out the window

>>744583673
I wish you had good luck

>>744583529
Slide a piece of cardboard under the glass while still on the rug. Once cardboard is covering rim of glass, flip over, take outside, remove cardboard let spider go free to eat mosquitoes.

>>744583827
This

Mosquitos are the real enemy

>>744583529
>Hold lighter upside down over him, press the button without sliding your thumb
>Do this until he is drenched
>Get a string or some other kind of fuse and lead it up to him
>Light the fuse

>>744583827
>>744583945
No mosquito's in jolly england

>>744584018
Don't put plastic in your microwave its going to bubble up and smell.

Oh my god, what a fucking spider.I'd never enter my house if I knew that thing was somewhere inside. Jesus fuck.

>>744584018

dont be a twat. spiders are good for your house, they kill flies

>>744584018
this nigga just posted his adress

>>744584315
>>744584018

>mrs

WEW LADS

>>744584018
Is that your adress ?

>>744584018
Mrs Houlbrook ? Is that you ? oO

>>744583529
KEK

>DELETED

top lel

>>744583529
try killing yourself

op how retarded are you?

OP are you here ?

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Come back, don't be shy

>>744584315
I love the incompetence of some people, I swear to god.

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>>744585092

>>744585038
i think his having a panick attack,i would too if i posted my adress on /b/

>>744585092
YES OP!!!!!!!

>>744585092
>>744585124
ROFL

op prepare for endless pizza and taxis

>>744585124
please tell me that isnt your mail

>>744585124
KEK!
YOU SHOWED YOUR FUCKING ADRESS!

>>744585092
You're clearly a fucking idiot. Just let the spider go as a reward for outwitting you into posting personal information on an autism board

>>744585211
oh yes it is

What kind of pizza do you like OP ?
Sorry we're out of cheese pizza

the address was to a mrs.

more than likely he still lives with his mum and is probably going to get he ass kicked by her now

put it on your penis

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>>744585124
MRS E C HOULBROOK
23 ......
Tong (?)
Bradford
BO4 OTX

Let me say that you are a bit retard, just a bit

How to delete post!!?!?!!

>>744585133
>>744585193
>>744585211
>>744585240
>>744585267
>>744585390
I'm not OP, i used my cache files

Too late bro

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>>744585456
Here come OP !!!

If its bradford its BD

op i heard you need a taxi got you fam

>>744585624
You figure out their address?

>>744585612
yep

is the pizza arrived?

This thread is fucking funny !

>>744585677
Give it to us anon

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Address is;

23 Spinney Rise

One of these swanky looking houses. Nothing better to do eh, OP?

>>744585805
OMFG

Anon, think you might have some dominos arriving. Hope you're hungry and happy to pay with cash!

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>>744585805

I'm sorry for him

Release the poor spooder.

Hey OP, please post a picture of the deliver, for a winning time

screencap this

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>>744585805
>>744585092
>>744585124

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>>744583529
Release the spider, or feel the wrath of the anons !

shoot it

Watch as OP goes into damage control mode

>>744583626
Meh, we all know what would happen. Let it go outside.

>>744583529
>>>/trash/11415102/

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>>744585805
Hey OP>>744583529

You should probably prepare for something like this arriving soon

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>>744585833

Why did you remove a wall and fit new RSJ OP ?

is op kill?

OP you better post the pictures of pizza and taxis

>>744586310
Too scared

>>744586467
Why? It's just the interwebs what's the worst they could do?

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I found you !

Can't believe this is fucking happening lol

OP before I do something real fucked up using your address you better have ate the spider and posted a pic within 15 minutes or less. The countdown is starting. Eat it or see what happens next.

>>744586732
i bet his mom drives that shitbox peugeot

>>744586732
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.7678355,-1.7000295,3a,75.8y,119.06h,80.68t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s0i8ZhopIE-dMgRVi0P-91A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>744586883
>popcorn deployed

>>744586732
I'll be there in 30 minutes

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fug is this actually habbening>>744587028

So? What you fags gonna do with my adress?

>>744587028
Free the spider anon !!!

>>744587171
not OP

>>744587171
Have you ever paid for 150 pizzas?

>>744587028
plz livestream it please for the love of KEK

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>>744583529

This you fam? Nice anonymous mask cover photo.

Go down on its spider pussy, spiders love that

>>744587028
I'm about 40 minutes away should I show up too?

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>>744587240
this is getting better and better

Send pizza and taxis to OP

>>744587254
yes please livestream it please we are making 4chan history here

>>744587171
Im a crazy dude with no house after the hurricane. I'm coming to crash for a few months. Tf do you expect this is chan. I'm changing my legal address to yours so make sure my mail isnt opened or you're getting in trouble son. Tell your parents your frown Brock will be there within the hour. If you open my mail I'll press charges and don't bother returning to sender it won't work

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>>744587240
bloody hell kek

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>>744583529
Cut off all its legs and let it go

ITT: anon avenges spider

>>744587487
God dammit, now we need to name it

>>744587358
I wont live stream it but ill take pics of the house nd wait for a pizza guy to capture proof

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call in r9k pol and int this is amazing

>>744586732
>>744587240
Mmmh it don't seems to be the same front

>>744587240
You look underaged OP

>>744585833
Damn op, whose r33 GTR sitting outside?

>>744585833
Any britfgs here?
Could you visit OP pls?

>>744587240
So, MRS should be the mother, anyone got info ?

Bump for interest, keks are happening but not yet orbital

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>>744585805

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There are lots of mistakes you can do, but posting your real name and address on /b is just seriously over 900000000000

>>744587240
Steve Urkle meets Screech

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hey guys what's going on on this thr-

I just can't here for a microwaved spider and god a good old fashioned raid.

called r9k get pol too

>>744587950
hope you saved your best memes

>>744587254
definitely
The more the merrier :^)

Guys seriously stop. Dominos showed up and some old Asian guy from a Chinese food restaurant wouldn't leave when I said I wasn't paying and ice never felt so threatened in my life. I messed up. I learned today. Make it stop. Deleting thread.

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>>744588038
is this real? holy fuck my sides are in orbit

>>744588038
Kek

>>744588038
/b/ do not forgive

Do you guys remeber the times we had to look into the exif to dox OP? God damn the kids are getting more retarded every summer

>>744588038
stop my sides are hurting

>>744584076
Have you ever been camping? or just to the local park? Yes, there are Mosquitoes in England

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>>744588038

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Guys think OP has a sister. She got 10 A-C gcses from tong high school

Someone submit a tip to ice that he's harbouring illegals

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Apparently, i have spiders too :)

>>744588038
You deserve it faggot>>744588016

>>744588222
damn she is hot. We need to harass her asap

>>744588137
Autists dox themselves now

>>744588222
nudes nao

>>744588228
should say he's making bombs to attack an abortion clinic, that'll get a raid going

>>744588222
faaack

>>744588133
I didn't do anything wrong. I would have delivered a request to the spider. Trips still decide.

>>744588222
>>744588314
Op we will stop if you deliver win

>>744588222
Hey OP, nice sis you got there.
Got any nudes?

ok you guys got ops info..now what? Expose him to the world for having a spider in his house?

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>>744585805

>>744588228
Bunch of illegals Mexicans in England that's for sure time to get the US government involved. Lurk Moar newfag

>>744587738

Think I found his sister...

>>744588222

>>744588361
you don't think you did anything wrong? you're even more fucking retarded than you think, just wait till I talk to jessica a bit

>>744588222
>self-employed
Would be a shame if she got busted.