What was your nickname at school? They called me snake

>>744472863
Waitrose

Fat face, cause my head was a little bigger then my body

Pepperoni

judy mcdudy.

Target Tugger, Jerkin Cock Pennys and Wacking Walmart

Blitz

>>744472863
big dick

>>744472863
alpha stud man 5000

Shaft
The movie came out when we were like in 6th grade and then I told people to call me shaft because I'm like him so everyone did

>>744472863
nutty (translated), because my surname starts with (translated) nut

later, some called me neanderthal, because my arm hair was darker, unlike of the blonde boys that had practically invisible arm hair

Freck Freckington

Asian afro

Hagrid, cuz I was fat, ugly, had long hair and dressed like a bum. Pretty much everyone at that school called me that.

Gay Day - wasnt even gay, i just had an unfortunate second name and a high voice.

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Cucky Chucky

Larry

>>744472863
Psycho.

Two guys like to fuck with my house- tp it, egg it, spraypaint it. We'd sent police to their parents, but all they'd said was that they were joking around.

One day, as per chores, I was assigned to trim the hedges. Not with shears, mind, but with an electric hedge trimmer.

Which, to someone who doesn't know the difference, looks very much like a chainsaw.

As I'm beginning to rev up said trimmer and walk around to the front, both said boys have pulled up and are throwing eggs at my dad's car.

Reflexively, I squeeze the trigger for the trimmer harder.

So both of these assholes see me, pissed, stomping towards them with what they think is a buzzing chainsaw.

They burned rubber out of there, running over a stop sign and narrowly avoiding t-boning a car at the intersection.

And so rumor spread that if you fucked with me enough, I would come after you with a chainsaw.

I did nothing to try and quell these rumors.

White Kid

95% of the school was white, but I was decidedly the whitest

Juice
>because I brought some juice in a sports bottle when I forgot breakfast

>>744473127
Were you on /g/ a few days back?
>>744472863
>>744472892
Greentext?

They called me Mr. Glass

>>744472863
phädäss

B-man

Sasquatch

Or faggot

>>744472863
Nerd, because I was your stereotypical nerd. Anti-social, excellent grades, skinny, glasses, etc.

Now like two of them faggots that used to bully me work under me and call me boss.

Bill Gates was right. Life's good, lad.

>>744472863
had none cause nobody noticed me

Fatty. Just Fatty. I responded to it, too.

Jewfro

>>744474474
Notice me senpai

>>744472863
Snow White because I have a very pale skin and blue eyes and blond hair.

loner

>>744474432
We got a bill gates here folks

>>744472863
Bruiser

>>744474685
They called me 'ponyboy' the year before that.

C-sharp, Conrad, Condor, C-man, Kanye, Mr. C, The Conman, Faggot

Sonny Moore. I had the same scene haircut >.>

Mandingo

people still call me that

Peter Potter

middle eastern type shit. Osama. Hussein what have u

i ain't even I'm all a beaner just dark skin

Honduras
>tfw i'm recognized as a country

>>744472863
Good news is I didn't have a nickname at school.
Bad news is my name is Afjez Fated.
So, I guess I didn't need one.

My last name is Ducklin, so I had a lot.
Duckling, Ugly Duckling, mister duck, mister goose, and my least favorite, Dickling. fucking Dickling.

Tubby, as in Tubby McTubskin, as in the Fat Fuck

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>>744472863
MY FRIENDS CALLED ME COACH!!

Perfesser. Because I always knew the answer when called on by the teacher.

My last name is Madragon, so it morphed from

-Man Dragon
-Dragon
-Drag
-Trogdor (as in the Homestar Runner cartoon)
-Trog
-Troggy
-Back to Man Dragon once I was in college

My nickname was "Dick" because my first name is "Richard". Was annoying at first in the 21st century and felt bad about it, but then got over it and now I'm pretty much used to it.

Red pidoras

>>744472863
They called me "getsMCcheck'em" No idea why though.

>>744475082
Except on grammar I assume

>>744473735
Kek

Fuckface. They still call me that

>>744472863
Fatfuck, yeah, i miss those times.

>>744472863
Fat frog before I could fight
Bear after I could fight

>>744475093
The evolution of nicknames always makes me laugh

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>>744472863
crashed into a bench in front of the school that was completely rotten, so it exploded everywhere.

they were going to remove it anyways, said that I actually helped them clear it without having to raise money to pay someone.

They called me Crash.

>>744473813
I love that movie

Nickname was Gimpy

they called me carpet

>>744472863
Ponyboy

>>744474568
Did you know Stinky and Brooklyn?

Whitey?

>>744472863
Soph, short for Sophie.

Strawberry Shortcake because I have strawberry blonde hair and I was shorter than most others my age at the time.

Beerdrinker, because I drank it in any time, be it 6:30 or 1AM

Mine was Goq

>>744475093
I trust you are now in a heavy metal band called Madragon. If not, what are you waiting for??

The black kids on my track called me catdog. To this day I have know clue why.

>>744472863
biggus dickus
and I no longer work there

>>744475623
oh I also got my braces off right before going into highschool, so one chick used to call me Nice Teeth, which later morphed to NT.

after the Crash, some people would also call me TNT.

>>744472863
Before school bully incident : Cutey Face
After school bully incident : The Vampire

>School bully comes over and hits me because I look like a cute girl
>I bite the bully HARD and draw blood, mess up his forarm.
>He almost faints and needs stitches.
>Being shunned for biting, called a monster by a teacher.
>The Vampire was born.
>No one ever messes again with the cute little boy with the sharp canines.

>>744476038
you sound cute. cute story.

>>744472863
Faggot

Gato

>>744475964
>black kids

They're niggers you libcuck.

>>744472863

EInstein
Bob bricoleur
Psychopath
HEY YOU
Welder
Steampunk
Death parade
Croakroach
ZOmbie
Hermit
White shit
Mad men
Crazy
Faggot
Teacher of teacher
No please don't kill me
Mr unknown
Iron smith

>>744472863
mine was literally assface

Łysy,Łysiu,Łukasz

>>744472863
It was faggot.

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>>744472863
Bearbane trought middle school. Got into too many fights to count and beat up a guy who was three years older than me.

Tall guy troughout highschool.

>>744474432
Bill Gates ALERT!!!!!!!!!

>>744472863
Demonius the Stubborn and Incorrigible

I hung out under the stairs

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>>744473717

>>744472863
everyone called faggot or stupid kid. worst 15 years of my life. i wonder if other home schooled kids experienced the same.

>>744476703
topkek

>>744476138
Haha.

That's a long time ago. Not cute in any way any more. I'm 6'33 ft high and weight over 150kg now.

I became a psychic vampire and drain people of hope and fun.
Though the people call me not vampire anymore.

It's The Big Empty now. Because I can drink and eat and there is no end.

>>744472863
For better or worse, no one talked to me, so nothing

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>>744476703
I approve you.

Mark the mint man

Not my nickname, but
>fat brown chick
>tall
>uni brow
>hairy as fuck
>I'm high as shit nearly passing out
>she walks in the room and i bolt up in my chair
>yell "Sasquatch!" cuz I'm startled
>class dies laughing

Sasquatch was born

>>744473717
Of all the things that didn't happen at school, this is the thing that didn't happen the most

>>744473134
S-same

>>744472863
My name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

>>744476789
>drain people of hope and fun

dude, sounds like you're just a really cringy friend people learn to ignore, you should go back to being a secret gay dude.

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Stabbers. Don't know why.

>>744476986
Whatever you say, [spoiler]Sawyer[/spoiler].

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>middle school/early high school: "shorty"

Didn't really bother me because I am fairly short, 5'6'' is my final height.

>later in high school (in drumline): "monster"

Started the year I played tenors, because the drums were as big as me but I could still keep up. (They weighed about 50 pounds, but we'd play for hours every school every day)

King midget (no joke)

Mack
K-mac
Big Mac
K-money
Mack truck
Mack sauce
Mack attack
Mackelberg
Mackelstein...ironic because myd disdain for jews
Macktacular
Mackastic
Mac'lovin

>>744476870
Stop trying to act like an oldfag after seeing an old screencap you piece of shit newfag.

>>744476870
Is that a slight hint at Monty Python?

>>744472863
faggot

>>744477104
How new are you?

Loaf

Snow, because in junior high I was pale as fuck

Mantis. That one just started because I had pet praying mantids often. Still do. Still have the nickname.

>>744473484
Paweeeł?

>>744476881
>walking down the hall to lunch
>see something move out of the corner of my eye
>turn around
>nothinghere.jpg
>keep moving
>see large shadow looming in the background
>Sasquatch is wandering thru the trees outside
>everyone stops and stares
>people take pictures
>gotta document that Sasquatch

>>744472863
Hot Dog

>>744477166
Witnessed

>>744476986
Shitty quote from a shitty movie.

I'll bet you were called "shithead"

>>744476382
Yeah, the only guys that talked like you were the goat ropers. Cross-eyed, tobacco-juice-dribbling goat ropers. They inhabit the trailers of their youth even today, except they're on 4chan and they're you.

>>744477340
>shitty movie

found the millenial.

>>744477024
Nope. Said people where my girl friends. They tried to change me and failed, ruined their spirit and left. And then I gained weight. It isn't gay to love food and I still enjoy looking at women. Sadly they can run faster then me.

>>744477344
anon spittin' straight fire, as usual.

fuck this guy here >>744475093
your new nickname is man dragon, you spit fire.

Birdie

>>744472863
They used to call me OJ Loc cuz im gangsta fam

>>744472863
Chad

>>744473190
Hey that was mine too

Gayboy

>>744472863
>they called me snake

No op, they called you a faggot.

That's what you are, faggot.

>>744477596
does anyone have that greentext of the tard who would pretend to join conversations, pull down his pants, put his hand on his chin and nod his head like he was following your conversation, then when everyone pointed at his dick he would start laughing and say "It's a baby bird it's a baby bird it's a baby bird"

>>744472863
Kirby
i was very fat and gor sunburnt pretty often some of my closest friends still call me that but for other reasons

Twinkle toes.

I was called Blue sometimes because I dyed my hair blue once

>>744477722
Hmm... sounds familiar but don't have it. Was it the same tard who did that battle screech and tackled everybody when triggered?

>>744473717
Jesus Christ, this is a nickname thread, not a fucking cringe one.

Kill yourself faggot. You're worse than those kids who list 50 attributes about themselves then say "durrr they called me the Joker".

No, they called you the Joker because you have a whore's mouth and could suck off two horses at the same time, faggot.

>>744477722
sounds like a great story. does anyone have the story of that stephen hawkins like tard, that somehow fell down the stairs. and then the wheelchair keeps going in circles repeatedly saying tomato?

>>744476038

Wow, that was the stupidest story that actually never happened that I've ever read.

Call yourself nosferatu of Satan next time, faggot.

>>744477874
no, Birdie never got triggered, I remember some of the greentext.

guy would come out when everyone was stoned talking at the place where they would smoke cigs and pretend to join conversations and do the head nod thing.

then when they hosted track and field, birdie somehow was allowed to join in, and he won a few medals.

when they were giving out the medals the principle was at a podium with everyone who won medals.

principal calls them onto the stage, and starts talking about their achievements.

birdie drops trou and stands there with his dick hanging out for a full 5 minutes before she notices and he gets tackled by tard wranglers, while he is being dragged away you can clearly hear in the microphone "it's a baby bird its a baby bird its a baby bird its a baby bird"

>>744477838
Also the fat kid from recess

>>744477722
Lmao I'm glad my past nickname sparked that memory. Hopefully some anon can produce it.

Yeti

Fridge.
Bullet.

>>744472863
serial killer

for some reason unknown to myself, although i have some idea, everyone decided that i looked like a serial killer/shooter

>>744472863
No they didn't. Lying faggot.

>>744478191
I think another part of it was he would wait outside the girls and boys bathroom with a coat on and wearing shorts so you couldnt tell if he was wearing anything, and then flash people as they left and laugh.

>>744472863

Officer Bob in elementary school.

Sweet Lou in high school.

Also, dubs.

>>744472863
professor

>>744478191
Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.

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>>744473183
no one has ever called you that. your nick was faggot

>>744473255
checked. oldfag

Piss boy

"yeiem", because of my names' initials.

Also, I met this guy in high school whom we called "Two Litres", bc every single time we hung out he'd get in this local store which never asked for IDs, and would buy 2 one-litre beer bottles. Then, he would proceed to drink those down all by himself, and still get some space for more alcohol.

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>>744472863
bbc bitch

>>744473484
You that nigga that i went to Bariloche with!?!?

>>744478077
As if kids in the elemtary classes knew of Nosferatu or Satan...

>>744472863
fruitcake :(

I was Mones.

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-immigrant
-curls (have curly hair)
-beaner (not mexican)
-short shorts (followed by the fucking short shorts song)
-faggot
-intelligent retard
-PETA (because I went out with an ugly girl, so it was animal rescue)

By Junior high school things improved, since varsity in a number of sports:

-hulk without radiation (har-fucking-har)
-me smash (volleyball nickname, usually followed by caveman sounds after a spike)
- g-bear hugger (g for gay, kids couldn't say gay anymore or get in trouble. "Who won the wrestling match? We did. How'd g-bear hugger do? Won", etc)

I didn't even fight it after that, just laughed. Senior year I was called by my name or variants.

What a shit time I had in first 2 years of high school.

>>744478869
Where that came from?

>>744472863
Doublemint Dave

>>744472863
Sexy Sam :^)

>>744474432
They probably fuck your wife while you stay late to sign their commission checks too

>>744472863
brimble

>>744478997
>hulk without radiation
lolz

Sun Chip

because I was the new kid and moved from florida

Then Harry Potter because I had glasses and a bowl cut

>>744472863
2 liter horny boy

Virgin, which was sarcastic because I took three girls' virginity in my class. Never had sex after though. :(

>>744478999
My name's Cristo, people say it's strange and some retard called me Mones and then everybody just used it.

>>744472863
Ritabook

Gringo
Milk

>>744479539
Hey Mones

>>744479539
What's up Mones?

>>744475268
fuck off.

>>744479539
Actually, Mones isn't that bad.

>>744476038
aye, ok, faggot

Coon because my name's starts with con.
This is in south of England so there were like three black kids at our school

>>744479632
>>744479659
Hi
>>744479828
Thanks

>>744473778
Not much to it. Occasionally had a Waitrose bag with me and spoke "posh" . MFW I came from the roughest area out of my friends

Bob. My full name is Robert.

>>744478648
k

Otterton, still dont know why

>>744472863
>Horse

Because I fucked someone's wife and few sluts and rumors started spreading about my dick size.

Notsosadpepe.png when you are the fattest guy in class but also have the biggest dick. Muh_genetics.avi when you realize that all the Mc fucking burgers and mountain dew went straight in your dick instead of your belly or ass.

>>744472863
Gay elephant porn, got caught with a lot of elephant photos and a search history

>>744472863
Vaginal Bloodfart

>>744478869
>>744479539
>>744479828
>>744480036
Samefag

>>744472863
Bruce the Moose

Cool white supreme

Chubby

>>744480795

>>744479828
not Mones. That was me.

>>744472863
What's your password /thread

>>744472863
My name is Rob so my brother and his friends would call me blow job rob. But they also used variations of that including B.J.R and "Beejer"

>>744472863
fats

They called me the admiral, but sometimes they called me tomato-face

>>744472863
One of my mates call me Super Chunk, because i was like the kid of the block super chunk in cartoon network.

>>744479909
Actually, that all happened before emos and vampires were a subject of pop culture - middle of the 70s.

If I look at it from THAT angle - yeah, reads really gay.
>"Twilight"
>pukes

>>744472863
never had a real nickname, but some circles referred to me by my gamer tag. mostly people I found online and later met irl, but also some original irl friends that I started gaming with.

I was called bowser or bobo fuck that shit

>>744481304
If you don't have a nickname why even reply to this thread? No one here gives a fuck about your life story.

Mute

Vanilla Thunder

Big mouth
Spic
Beaner
Block head

some people started calling me school shooter, got to a point where even some fucking teachers were in on it

>>744473717
This isn't GTA, you don't just run over a stop sign

>>744472863
Tripod

>>744472863
Rat, Terrorist, Refugee, Midget. These were all from friends, so all was good in the hood.

Got the endearing nickname "Junkie". This was due to the constant rash I had above my eyes, my lack of sleep and my slim body type.

>>744472863
Last name Fric (pronounced like german last name Fritz) nicknamed Fritzl like the incest guy

Mr. Giant Penis
Ofc

>>744472863
X-Man/Professor X (my middle name is Xavier and I was a science geek)

>>744481596
What your nickname, you angry child?

>>744481806
Mainly because I was a known Virgin.
Couple of my boy's thought if they would say it enough, it would catch on and I would get laid.
The name caught on.
But no woman hopped on :(

>>744481596
>scroll
>see question
>answer question
It's really that simple. I don't care if you care.

>>744474432
Fake and gay. kys fagget

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>>744480143
why was u goin waitrose then posh boi, fink ur fuckin mint cos u carry a waitrose bag around like u shop there on the reg

>>744482526
Your new nickname is Stupid Faggot.

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Arnold

>>744482650
wew lad

>>744472863
Radio.
I thoight it was because i knew a bunch of songs by heart.
They were actually calling me the retarded nigger by the same name, i didnt realize the new name cropped up right around the time that movie was being shown to like every gym class.
I am niether black nor a man.

>>744473183
I can't imagine being this unfunny. That's incredible.

Dey called me Argon

everyone here calls me anon

>>744472863
>Sam
>Sammy
>Sammy the Tranny
>Assface

one of my friends watched too much jap porn and he decided to call me "yada". his usage of that term on me spread like wildfire. soon people forgot my name and i was just known as yada. luckily people never learned the humble origins of my nickname...

>>744472863
I had three, from three different years in high school.
>Steel Nuts
>Jets
>Doc
Got a story for all of 'em

>>744481401
>bobo fuck that shit
that's a cool nickname

Cap

>>744472863
Muscles

>>744472863
JRock, Jefe Del Norte

Drippy

Dicky... im not even joking!

>>744483306
OMG nowai!

>>744483356
HAHA I KNOW RIGHT!

Conehead

Fishface

>>744483225
That's a baby name.

I had a few:

Chiri
Bubble gum
Shoelace
Fly
Eye ball

The most common: Blinker

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Sixer

It means Eunuch in PajeetLand

Conejo Blanca

>>744472863
Big Head.

julio or hoolianto- the mexican kids called me that, my last name is italian and they thought i was spanish
curly- my hair was really curly when it was long
Rex or RX- cause i had prescription painkillers that i used to sell
faggot- like any bully would

not a nickname but was voted most likely to shoot up the school

Ballin Colin

>>744483306
>>744483356
>>744483404
Go back to plebit or 9fag, faggots.

one guy called me stretch before. I am tall.

>>744475393
Kike>>744475558

The wolf

No neck

>>744484170
Suck my cock, shit stain.

Scotty.

Because some autistic kid shouted at me.
"You're so dumb, you'll never be Scotty!"

So people started calling me Scotty.

>>744472863

I thought you were dead.

>>744484170
>Implying reddit isn't superior to 4chan in every way.

they used to call me the ol' shit hair

>>744472863
Benetton

>>744472863
El Guapo.

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Harry Potter

Bulge

Is been 25 years, and I still have confidence issues

>>744484299
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.

>>744474662
Well, that makes 0 sense. Snow white had dark hair

No Neck

Tiffany Jewdroop

>>744472863
I had a couple.

Cockroach
Mr. Peabody.

One because what my junk looked like in middle school. The other because I was "a smart dog".

suspension

because i used to walk with a bounce
still do i guess

"Mous"

>>744475736
TITS OR GTFO

>>744472863
They called me jew cuz i have curly hair

>>744484682
Forgot one:
Popper. Had a knack for landing virgins in the sack my freshman year.

I didn't have one but I've got some I used to call people with my friends

Owl. A friend of mine had a crooked as fuck nose and all of his features kind of leaned downwards in unison. He was ugly as fuck. He hides his face behind an Amish goat beard today. When I make deformed Oblivion characters they often remind me of him.

Paprika. I don't know why. I guess along with his name it had a ring to it or something.

The Liar. We followed his name with "the liar" every time we spoke about him. He kept spouting the most ridiculous things about his uncle/cousin or some shit who lived in the northernmost town of our country. We grew up in the south. If you'd call him out on his lies he'd throw a rage fit every time. We called him out a lot too. One time he was chasing Paprika after he got called out and teased for his lying. The Liar slipped on ice and injured his tailbone. It was hilarious. We basically bullied him a lot. He deserved it. He's a druggy today.

Fairy. He got teased a lot by The Liar. We all teased him, really. He'd turn into such a faggot sometimes. I came across his facebook the other day. He wears women's clothing.

Red. This guy was drowning in pussy before any of us started thinking about girls. A fucking ginger.

Squish
Squishy
Squishybod
Smizzle
Rolly
Baby Blue Eyes
Rozza
Baldrick
Rorifer
Rawdog
Snorrels
Wesley

Where the fuck half of them come from I have no idea.

Henry

>>744472863
Peter the pussyeater

Mark the mint man

>>744472863
Weasel
Had to do with being one of shortest guys on basketball court but I always got the rebound

>>744472863
psycho. because they thought i had stabbed a teacher in t he face with a pencil

>>744472863
parasite

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>>744472863
faggot

Gigabyte

Shaggy, puberty voice, lots of food, a beloved dog, nessy hair, skinny runt... Classic.

Zucchini

Buttchin

>>744485975

died

>>744484736
Not attention seeking :)

>>744472863
George. Everyone still fucking calls me that

sodoff

>>744486894
hey George, hows it hanging buddy?

>>744473258
shut up nussman

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>>744486894
EYYYYY it's fuckin GEORGE!

Poke-chop

I was a chubby kid but most people liked me thus I accepted my nickname.

>>744472863
Animefreak
Why is it so wrong to see anime?

>>744487064
I drink everyday like a fucktard, and do nothing creative. But that's the life i chose, so kinda ok I guess

>>744487333
George said you're a faggot

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>>744475558
Oh really?

>>744472863
Lemon
my surname is Sauer, so I suppose it fits

>>744472863
Bruce Wayne mostly because I always used to have money on me so they thought it was funny, plus every other name related to Bruce

When I lived in France they called me George Bush because they couldn't pronounce my name correctly

skinhead/nazi.
best friend was "jew".

>>744472863
Revolver Ocelot.

>>744487811
kek
shut the fuck up liar