Explain your answer. Call everyone else wrong and stupid, etc...

>>744443377
Blue then you're free from everything

>>744444559
You will get tired.

>>744444559
This honestly

>>744444769
It doesn't say that

>>744444992
It doesnt say you will fly with the power of your mind either

Green.
If humans are considered animals...

I would push whichever button benefits me most at the moment
>does not specify number of maximum button presses

>>744443377
probably blue so I don't have to walk to work. And by walk to work I mean walk to the train stop by down the block and then walk another block from the train to work

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Kill all Jews

The only correct answer

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>>744443377
green pls

>>744443377
orange and red are somewhat similar, considering you wouldn't be able to see someone who is running at the speed of sound.

Why pick blue when you can pick green? Can turn into a bird that can fly plus you can still turn into anything else

Yellow and pink are both incredibly tempting. Could certainly make a fortune off of either one. Yellow would be more fun and more interesting, though. I might just take pink instead, though because it would give you the ability to help people. I'll go pink.

>>744443377
yellow
im always wondering what people are actually truly like and if i knew i could finally get an answer.

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>>744443377
Yellow is the obvious choice. The ability to know what others are thinking gives you an enormous advantage in every single interaction.

Red, Blue & Purple are acceptable choices, but clearly inferior to Yellow. The others are absolutely retarded.

>Green
Humans are the alpha species, why would you want to downgrade?
>Orange
Too fast to be practical, only would make sense if you already had Blue button.
>Grey
Disgusting whores, why is this even an option?
>Pink
This is literally what doctors do, minus the paycheck.

>>744446442
>if i knew i could finally get an answer
i didnt realize how retarded that sounded at first.

Pink, i could heal my Herpes, and then make everyone think im the next jesus, spout a bunch of shit to bend the world to my whim, and be rich af on top of all that

>>744444559
Then you fall asleep, and fall to your death.

The real answer is purple.

>Tumors will fall through your tissue and onto the floor.

>Bullets/lasers/tasers/bombs/radiation is harmless because none of it will interact with your body.

>wearing a full mask, phase through museum walls, and security. Steal largest diamonds in the world. Break them into dozens of smaller, but still large diamonds. Cut them all into gems. Sell them. Rich forever.

>Nobody can keep secrets from you

>Sneak into any show you want

>Convince people you are God by appearing in impossible locations. Gain a cult. Eventually worshipped by all.

>the list goes on

>>744446459
Re: Pink
Who the hell said you can't charge people??

>>744446032

Pink is for uber faggots

> you must be an uber fag

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>>744443377
>Red
Your retinas rely on light striking them in order to function. If you were invisible you would also be blind, so that's a hard pass.

>Blue
No mention about speed, control, or anything else.

>Yellow
Only makes sense if you're an autist who can't read people's emotions. If anything this would just make me into a fucking weirdo, besides it would be TMI most of the time. I guess it would be profitable if used well though.

>Green
Why the fuck would I turn my superior human brain into a shitty animal one? What a dumpster-fire of a button

>Orange
Sounds like a great way to run into a wall or trip and fucking die

>Purple
Yeah falling into the center of the Earth and getting boiled alive by the extreme heat seems like a fucking phenomenal superpower

>Grey
Already have a loving faithful and cute gf, why would I mess around with gutter-tier nympho sluts who are fucking idiots and don't care about anything other than mashing genitals?

>Pink
Literally the only good choice.

>>744446459
Nah, Purple negates the need for you to read minds.

See
>>744446688

If you're rich and invincible, you already have an advantage in every single interaction.

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>>744446738
>what is the unauthorized practice of medicine
The law.

>>744443377
Pink. I'm now immortal, Jesus and the world's greatest daredevil.
I arrive everywhere by crashing a plane.

>>744445301
That's a highly practical application of this option, but I think it edges ahead of the others because it gives selectors the means to immortality. Several jellyfish species have the capacity to revert to previous stages of its life-cycle. If selectors get to keep their consciences while shapeshifting, they can theoretically revert their age on a whim by changing into these jellyfish species so long as they have controlled access to ocean water. Some espionage and assassination gigs should get them the money to construct and maintain an appropriate tank.
Yellow is a close second because of the myriad possibilities of discreetly attaining money.
Blue, Grey and Orange tie with Green on the fun factor to me.

>>744443377
Green

Replaces Pink on self If i am getting old then shift into Dog then back into a human. or shift into a lizard and regrow arm then back to human

Replaces Red turn into a tiny creature and wont be seen

Replaces blue turn into a creature that can fly

almost like yellow cause shift to something small and hear private conversations

almost like orange Peregrine Falcon 200MPH

almost like purple become very small

almost like grey If i am broke shape shift into celeb and take nude selfies then sell them women love money. Also shift into perfect looking guy for them.

However one of the biggest reasons would prob be i would shift into something like a Flatworm if i could, then cut myself in half and regrow from both halfs to create an army of me's


"scientists at Tufts University showed that a decapitated planarian will not only regrow a new head, it will retain learned information as well as planarians who never lost their heads."


This is if the ability allows you to shift into other forms after the first shift and or retain your knowledge/abilitys.

>>744446949
I'll be honest, I've never considered that point for red...

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>>744443377
Blue 'cause fuck you fags. I can fly.

>>744446949
>red
Invisible doesn't mean you don't interact with light. It just means your interaction isn't visible. Lenses could still bend light, and retinas could still absorb it, it would just need to be replaced with other light for observers.

>blue
Assume you have full control.

>yellow
agree, mostly

>green
Shape-shit, not fully transform. One could imagine an animal-shaped brain made from human bits that is capable of similar intelligence.

>orange
agree

>purple
Except, it says you CAN phase through ANYTHING. It does NOT say that you automatically phase through everything you touch. Meaning it's selective, and thus, super useful. Besides, if you phase through the crust of the Earth, you'll phase through the magma just fine.

>grey
Stop lying, neckbeard. Although, not interested in this one either

>Pink
Who needs to heal when nothing can hurt you?
See
>>744446688

>>744447627
Red could still work

See
>>744447792

>>744447341
I see Pink as limited in that it heals non-fatal wounds. You'd be better off scaring the shit out of people by getting bitten by a bunch of venomous animals.

>>744448252
On that, you could end up beating everyone in UFC.

green

>>744443377
Yellow, if there's an off switch. If not, purple. I've always wanted to learn all I can about my surroundings. Anything else seems like it would fall short. Red is the only other one that's passable, and only without >>744446949's explanation.
>Flight would either be painfully slow or require lots of energy
>Shapeshifting would also dumb you down to animalistic intelligence
>*trips*
>Doesn't appeal to my niche fetishes
>You could only really heal papercuts and such with the pink, as any major wound could really be fatal without treatment.

blue

pink

>>744443377
pink

master doctor

>>744447341
Did you even read what it said?

"Non fatal wounds"

Meaning when your dare-devil stunt spills your brain on the sidewalk, you're still dead. Plus, it just said wounds. Not all injuries or ailments.

orange

i pick green

yellow

RED

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>>744447035
I said purple is acceptable, and this sounds nice, but I will still win. If I met this Purple Man, I would read his mind and know exactly what he's doing.

>wait until he goes home and goes to sleep
>sneak in (i know all his security codes) and chop his head off before he can "phase" around

Yellow always wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK9RvNVGcWY

Gren

>>744443377
purple

purp

>>744446949
Disagree on yellow. Reading people's emotions is one thing, but their thoughts is a complete new level. People can hide their emotions because they know others can and do read them, however they don't hide their thoughts. Why would they? Nobody can read them anyway, right?

Think of the secrets and insights you'll gather, how that info can be leveraged for profit and power. You're one step ahead of every negotiation you're in. Business, law, relationship, you always have the information advantage.

It's clearly yellow. IF you manage to control the power without going insane from the information overload.

bleu

>>744448425
plus, any wound is fatal if untreated, so its incredibly vague

going green

green probably

>>744448536
Read minds not know everything in the mind. Stupid fuck.

>>744448536
You would be right, IF yellow gave you the ability to read minds.

It does not.

It gives you the ability to read THOUGHTS.

Meaning, if I don't think about my security codes or my powers, you know nothing.

Blue

green

>>744448669
Exactly. Doctors fix dissected aortas all the time, which would be totally fatal, meaning that superpower couldn't fix it.

>>744448743
Thats the spirit I posted this for!

red

>>744443377
Red to steal valuables, gain information that would otherwise never be heard, see some dirty milk jugs and fuck with people to no end

grey

>>744448252
That's the bad thing about pink, you will never find out whats fatal and nonfatal.

Point in case
It's hard to believe, but this safe played a big part in Jack Daniel's death. He kicked the safe in his office, frustrated because he couldn't remember its combination, and his toe got infected. The infection became gangrenous, and his leg had to be amputated. He died due to complications from the gangrene infection on Oct. 10, 1911 at the age of 61.


So his toe injury was fatal. Basically pink gives you the ability to find out what your going to die from if there is something like destiny. Get shot in the arm and able to heal? Awesome! Kick a Safe and cant heal your toe.... Get bit by a venomous animal... Uh Oh.....you just screwed up.


Anything can be fatal depending on circumstances. Pink basically just tells you if your out of range from the antivenom or not.

GREEN!

>>744443377
Red

geren

>>744443377
Purple

Very potent.
Minimally grants levitation and walking through walls.
Maximum light speed travel.
Know your phase!
Choose purple.

>>744448910
Kek pink is basically

"Heal anything that is going to heal anyway"

>>744443377
Yellow

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Press them all, because no one said "press only one".

>>744443377
Yellow and then a life of crime

>>744448973
>levitation
>Maximum light speed travel
>Know your phase!
Brainlet here. I can't make the connections. Explain

>>744448973
Exactly, I've been saying purple this whole thread.

>People doubting the usefulness of controlling physical interactions at that level
>i shiggy diggy

>>744443377
Which one blows up the planet?

>>744443377
oranhe

>>744443377
i'd press the button that teaches idiots how to spell "extinct".

REd

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I tried purple last time. I think ill try Green this time.

>>744443377
>pick green
>humans are animals too
>don't even need the other animals

grreen

>>744448980
Or


"Know whats going to Kill You"

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>>744449056
>"Which button"
>Not implying that you can only push one
>Even wanting the possibility of fucking yourself over with one of the shit abilities

>>744448327
>>744448349
>>744448387
>>744448444
>>744448463
>>744448480
>>744448515
>>744448547
>>744448574
>>744448606
>>744448657
>>744448694
>>744448738
>>744448768
>>744448814
>>744448868
>>744448894
>>744448947
>>744448959
>>744448971
>>744449000
>>744449149
>>744449190
>>744449293
... and say WHY!!!

>>744449105
>Phase through gravity
>Phase through inertial forces
>Phase through anything
If you don't physically interact with ANYTHING except the repulsive force of the atoms directly behind you, and the attractive ones in front of you, you'll be accelerated forward infinitely.

>>744443377
LUCKY NUMBER, FOLLOWED BY QUADS, DUBS, THEN LUCKY DUBSZ... GOD THANK YOU

>>744447271
Right. Because healing people with supernatural powers is "medicine" and they'd arrest me.

Stupid fuck.

>>744449105
standard "phasing" = walk through walls
levitation= standing on air
If you can change your body physics to pass through solid, a natural step is to make your body light enough to stand on air, thus levitation.

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Yellow is best. You could become very persuasive and powerful.
Green is pretty good for furry sex.

Grey is the dumbest. Who needs superpowers to bang nymphos?

>>744443377
Blue, flight's badass

>>744446507
At first?

>>744444559
yeah, your flying, minding your buisness, then you start getting noticed on military an airway radars, end up getting shot down

>>744443377
Pink. Do all the drugs I want and heal my brain damage.

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>>744449056
this man gets it.
also steal the buttons and make people pay for superpowers, then create a new button that un-supers people and make them pay for that too. hipsters would buy it

>>744449105
FTL is more of a stretch, but not really.
If you can phase to the "frequency" of light then you can either sail or repulse off of it>

>>744448888
surprised nobody checked

>>744449608
Wrong. Everyone misreads pink

>non-fatal WOUND

A wound is caused by physical trauma, not disease or poison, or anything else.

Red. For all the obvious reasons

>>744449411
This really stretches the definition of a "thing" and gets really abstract, but I'm picking up what you're putting down.

>>744449644
Well "phase" is used rather vaguely here. If you can change your fundamental interaction with physical objects

>>744449411
THAT is an easy way to gain FTL

>>744448888

trip quad checked

>>744449815
Purple would give you all the same invisibility.
Plus you could just walk into the girls locker room or whatever your fetish requires.

>>744446459
>Yellow
I really don't want to know peoples unfiltered honesty.

>>744449873
Yeah, I mostly took it that far because "phase" is used so loosely. I took it to mean, "No physical interaction between you and whatever you're talking about"

>>744445165
Fly with what then?
My fucking HANDS?

>>744449902
Could I phase into a solar sail?
Is that possible by the rules?
Hello .999 light speed

>>744449448
No they would just lock you up. Study you, Chop you up, and never let you leave.


They wouldn't arrest you. There has to be records for you to be considered arrested. Im leaning more towards kidnapping.

Its kinda one of those "How important do you have to be to be considered assassinated, and not just murdered" kinda things.

>>744446949
These are buttons. Not a monkey paw.

>>744450075
They told me I could phase through anything

So I phased through reality itself

>>744449960
>Phase through light
>No longer able to see
Purplefags are really stretching this power.

>>744449960
How would purple do that?

>>744450017
Well then aren't you opening up the possibility to worm holing?

>>744444444

>>744444444

>>744448655
This so much. Yellow is the best option.

>>744444444
>44444444

>>744450200
Phase through light. No interaction with light, no visibility.

However, it would make you blind because of reasons stated here
>>744446949

You could be a pair of floating retinas, however. That might be easier to hide than a whole person.

>>744443377
Red - This would be fun and you could get in and out of some really tight situations. Go invisible and wait next to a secure access door. Wait for keycard access and slip in. Walk quietly and dodge footwalkers. Streetfight someone invisibly.
Take what you want, when you want it. I assume pocket contents go invisible too. Never pay rent and just sleep in peoples houses. Take literally thousands of dollars per day from any given establishment. Wait for the till to count in walmart and steal the cash. What else do you need?

Blue- Pass. Underwhelming power that doesn't specify speed, or duration of flight.

Yellow - Get anything you want and win every conversation ever. Gain highly specific details about the thoughts of everyone around you.

Green- Human master race. Everything else is a pet or meal. Fuck that shit.

Orange - This could be cool, but no mention of super endurance or increased reflexes. Pass. I'm not trying to run into walls at sound speed.

Purple- Underwhelming in comparison to red. Red gets you nearly all of the same shit.

Grey- WTF? lol. Any other power can get you laid. haha.

Pink- This is rad and good for the human race.

I'll take the red one please.

>>744445604
That's not an animal.

>>744450199
Not affecting does not mean a non observational quality, with practice you might be able to master your new power.

>>744444559
>>744447775
>>744444940
>>744449569


Lol People forget the obvious on this.

I CAN do Rocket Science.I just don't now how.

Also if i made the button, and you pressed this one it would print a airplane ticket out.

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>>744449448
You're arguing for a paycheck right now, even if you win, you're still essentially just a doctor. Pink pill is for chumps.

>>744448743
>>744448759
Good luck turning your security system on without thinking about the numbers you need to press.
>pro tip: you cannot

FOOLS! YOU ARE MERE PLAYTHINGS IN THE HANDS OF YELLOW MAN!

>>744450239
Could be. Honestly, the limits are kind of endless when you interpret purple the way I did.

A more reasonable interpretation would have been "moving through any standard phase of matter without interaction"

But that doesn't lead to interesting discussions like this.

>>744443377

>you are invisible so you can steal shit look at neked girls
IRS nigga and so what if you see a naked bish?
>Blue you can fly
until you get dissected by the government, literally fucking useless
>yellow
well maybe good for poker players but not much else, why would you want to sift through that trash
>shapeshift into a fucking koala
what for?
>run at the speed of sound
well you can outrun a nigger what else is there to do with this
>purple
what fucking for ?
>Grey virgin much?
like okay you can get pussy but so?
>pink and get meself a fucking church following this is a no brainer faggots
heal some fucking wounds on camera for jezuz
get all this fuckers to donate moneyz
>get same amount of pussy as grey
>more money than with poker through yellow or red through stealing
all rest are fucking moronic anyways

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>>744450150

>>744450572
You want the black button, which, when pressed, allows you to get gangbanged by black dudes all day. We left that one out because we forgot you'd be here, loser.

>>744450572
it must be hard living with five fucking brain cells

>>744446459
What matters more than super success? Yellow gives this to you, but also ruins any game you might ever decide to play with other people. It might seem fun at first to be able to just win, but I think it would get boring.

Red on the other hand, gives you mega success, but doesn't kill your ability to interact with people inna way that they can still suprise you.

Ever played magic? It wouldn't be fun if you could read your opponents mind. Poker would be lucrative though.

>>744450337
Then you would phase through the fucking earth, assuming gravity would still effect you. And vision while phasing through matter would create incredibility blurred vision.

>>744444559
You get to fly at 1 kph. Have fun.

>>744450417
/me throws flour on the floor or you and shoots you.

Also i hope you are a clean person,
Anon: "How did you see me mom?"
Mom: "You got something on your face, let me get it for you" Mom likes finger and wipes grease off your forehead.
Mom: "and next time i catch you spying on me in the shower im going to kick you out of the basement"

Top 3

1. Yellow if I can control it.

2. Red if >>744446949 is wrong.

3. Pink

>>744450417
Purple would let you get all of the things red has, but there's no possibility of you being trapped anywhere.

Say you're invisible, and go into a private vault. Then they lock the door with you inside for three months until the owner comes to check on their possessions. They would walk into the stench of your invisible corpse.

With purple, I could phase through light itself, become invisible, walk straight through those people you're dodging, silently because I phase through the top inch of the floor. Then they lock me in. I would phase through your pockets, take everything you tried to steal, and laugh at you as I phase through the walls on my way out.

>>744450785
are you mad that he's right or what's the deal

>>744450893
Red

I could finally see if i got all the poop of my ass after pooping without having to waste all that toilet paper. Think of the money id save!

>>744450580
I understand, but what is a "standard" phase of matter?
That question opens up a lot of possibilities.
Standard phases in my mind means distance, time, temperature, mass

>>744443377
>pick purple
>rob people
>???
>Profit

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You gotta remember that a lot of thoughts are subconscious, anons. You'd be hearing a lot of fucking shit. It may be kinda a stretch, but if purplefags can "lol jus phase thru the need to breath XD", yellowfags can have this.

>>744443377

Purple, easily, assuming you can choose the direction you want to phase through (so you don't accidentally just fall to the center of the earth). Reason being that you never have to worry about being in a car accident, or getting shot, or being buried alive.

Red is great but it won't necessarily save you from death in instances mentioned above.

Blue is cool but if you fly, you will be seen, and then you'll get captured by the government and tested on. Purple will prevent you from capture.

Yellow is useful but ignorance is bliss, and just because you know someone's true thoughts doesn't mean you know how to act in a certain way to manipulate them.

Green is dumb.

Orange is cool but unless you are in shape and have the stamina, is only useful in specific situations.

Grey sucks because you can just masturbate.

Pink is probably the second best option. Doesn't help you if you're buried alive though.

>>744450806
Not at all. I said this already in this thread, but I'll repeat it. It says you CAN phase through ANYTHING. It does NOT say you automatically phase through EVERYTHING at the same time.

If I choose to phase through the photons generated by a light bulb, but not the photons that are used for the fundamental interaction of my particles, I could be invisible, yet totally tangible. I would need to be Maxwell's Demon to have that sort of perception, but still.

Holy shit invisibility blows... anyone who chooses red is an imbecile point blank. You still make noise when you're invisible, people can hear you walking, hear your clothes, smell you, feel the wind when you walk past, notice inconsistencies in the environment around you. There are so many ways someone can detect your presence when you're invisible. Anytime you phase in/out of invisibility you run the risk of being caught in the act and your life is over. As someone else above said, light is required to bounce off your retinas to even have the ability to see.

Blue and orange are awful too. You can accomplish both of those with Green and still have far more abilities (especially if you can transform into other humans and essentially steal their identities).

Purple is way too impractical, and grey is a meme.

Yellow/green/pink are the only good options here. Personally I'd choose yellow because it opens the door to endless possibilities. You could live a near perfect life with yellow.

>>744451302
If the photons are phasing through you then you will be blind.

>>744451071
I actually meant the four standard phases of matter.

Solid, liquid, gas, plasma. There are other phases, such as Bose-Einstein condensates, or super-solids, but at this point, they're all human-engineered, and don't occur in nature to the best of our knowledge.

>>744448536
>Yellow always wins.
Red can beat yellow easily. Especially if red is good at clearing his mind or even can think in a different language.

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>>744443377
He is a priest of the Purple Temple. A Purple priest can walk through walls. It is said that listened for he cannot be heard; looked for he cannot be seen; felt he cannot be touched.

>>744444559
Retard press green and just be a bird.... Plus anything else u want

>>744451440
Which I also addressed in this post
>>744450337

>>744451460
Light/gamma radiation passes through these phases.
Therefore, if you can interact at a basic physical level with fundamental forces you have very few known limits.

>>744443377
yellow
blue
green
purple
red
orange
grey
pink

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>People talking about complicated ways to manipulate the purple button
>Doing practically anything complicated with phasing will cause a change in pressure and kill you

>>744450572
You would literally have to be reading my thoughts 24 hours a day to ensure that you would catch me at the right time. Plus, all you would hear is "Oh, two two four"

Does that "oh" mean zero? The letter O? Who knows? When I think of the number zero, my brain says "o". But you don't know that. You also don't know what those numbers mean without watching me, since I don't consciously think "OKAY TIME TO WALK OVER TO THE BLACK KEYPAD AND ENTER MY SECRET PASSCODE NOW"

It's not that hard to pull a Rick Sanchez and create lies in my own mind for you to read and then immediately assume is true. Plus, with purple, I'll just phase through your ability to read thoughts.

>>744443377
Round 1
>Red - Fuck no
>Blue - Maybe
>Yellow - Could be useful
>Green - Could be very useful
>Orange - Lol, nope
>Purple - Also useful
>Grey - Useless
>Pink - Why the fuck only non-fatal? Too limited

Round 2
>Blue - Kind of redundant with Green
>Yellow - Beats Purple for utility
>Green - Too many ways to abuse the laws of conservation, or just have fun if that's out
>Purple - Close to invincibility if you can keep it on at all times, but if not then fuck it

Round 3
>Yellow - Make a ton of money as a gambler or interrogator, manipulate others, get away with a ton of shit nobody can pin on you if you're clever about using what they don't know against them
>Green - Animals can do some pretty crazy shit, and since you're presumably keeping your human intelligence and sense of self whenever you transform this means you can stop or reverse your own aging whenever you feel like it...because, yes, there are animals which are not extinct that can also do that. To say nothing of using your power to go off-grid at will, murder whoever you feel like, or go wherever you want.

Winner: Green

>>744451935
>phasing through matter, yet being affected by the pressure of that matter
>do you even comic book physics?

>>744450337
UV/infrared extrapolation.

Radioactive decay signal.

Purple is the power choice!
I could see you in perfect naked clarity without the visible light spectrum.

Simple but true.... I change the phase that I see in.

>>744443377
For Orange: Could your body support running at the speed of sound?

>>744449390
so I can turn into a horse and fuck other horses

>>744449643
Once everyone is super, noone will be.

>>744452056
Yellow doesn't beat purple. Read through the thread, I've already pointed out the many flaws in yellow.
The main one being
You can read THOUGHTS
Not MINDS

If I don't consciously think it, you don't know it.

Purple means invincibility, invisibility, and controlling your physical interactions by phasing through any force-carrying particles you desire. Once you're rich and famous for being nigh invincible and able to complete super-human feats, you won't have to rely on subversion in your interactions. People will just automatically do your bidding.

>>744452186
At that point, you wouldn't be running, you'd be mush and broken bones because of air resistance. I don't think being the epicenter of a sonic boom is very good for you either. The button, however, ensures that you can run the speed of sound, so it's most likely that it would make it so you could.

>>744452216

But you could also stay a human and still fuck other horses

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>>744443377
>be faggot anon
>hit the green button
>live life normally, dicking around with powers at will
>start getting old
>start eating like a fucking sperm whale
>gain stupid amounts of weight
>transform into caterpillar
>metamorphose into butterfly using stored fat
>emerge from cocoon a while later
>transform back
>be young and healthy again
>repeat

>>744452186
Even if it could, could you stop fast enough to not run into a wall, or what happens when you trip and have serious road rash.


I live in the country, I have to worry about hitting deer when i am going fast.

If a man runs at the speed of sound does anyone hear him yell get out of the way, or scream when he runs into them and dies?

>>744448910
A fatal injury is one that already killed you, dumbasses. It just means you can't raise the dead.

>>744452439
He cant, Penis is to small to reach in front of gut.

>>744452527
true, but at the speed of light everything would be still, so to you it would be like you were just running normally but nothing else is moving

>>744452407
makes sense

>>744443377

Red, so I can creep and fondle to my heart's content and never worry about recourse (unless someone knows my ability). Also, the potential to fuck with people is limitless

>Hide in the corner of a handicap bathroom stall and scream every time someone's ass hits the toilet.

>Go to a bar and confound the drunks by pulling their stools out of reach just as they're about to confidently sit down

>Start splashing around in a public fountain screaming that you're Poseidon come to punish those who polluted his watery kingdom with coins

>Pick up bouncy balls off the top of the basket at a Toys R Us (the big rubber ones) and serve them right to people's faces. Watch their reaction as they witness a ball literally levitate out of the basket and smash their face.

>Sit down in the back seat of some random person's car and invisibly critique their driving the entire time.

>Show up at a McDonalds and just start masturbating on someone's food. To them, it will seem like a load just appeared out of thin air and covered their meal.

>Walk into the DMV and just take a shit right on the counter

The list goes on. Red all the way.

What speed would you fly at?

>>744452679
would get boring fast

>>744452565
Depends on interpretation. Normally if your told you have a fatal illness your not dead.

>>744450911
Yeah, purples more powerful, but theres no challenge. It wouldn't be satisfying. And if I die trying to win the thing, I deserve to lose. Having something to lose is what would give you the rush of it all.

That being said, I have changed my mind to purple because space travel.

>>744443377
red just for the epic fap material

>>744443377
I would press your mother's button, because i can and i want

>>744452115
The radioactive decay is feasible, but you'd be hard-pressed to make a CLEAR image out of it, as a great deal of that radiation would be scattered on the way out of my body.

As far as UV/infrared goes, I can phase through photons of those wavelengths as well.

Also, in theory, I could cause photons I emit to phase through everything as well, rendering my decay by-products invisible as well. Photons ultimately are the final step in fundamental particle interaction. Even force-carrying particles do so by exchanging photons with each other.

>>744443377
Red
all aboard the rape train

>>744452405
I said it has better utility. Not that it matters. And nobody needs to know what you're thinking to manipulate or outmaneuver you. Unless the "anything" in "phase through anything" includes metaphysical concepts instead of referring to physical matter, it's a power that will only ever be as impressive as the imagination of the one using it.

And, frankly, humans are kind of limited in that regard. We can only hold so much information, so much detail in our minds at once. Phasing through force-carrying particles will probably require a basic understanding of those particles, how they work, and what it means to Nope your way out of their effects.

Even if you're right and Purple is a bullshit Dr. Manhattan power, that just makes it kind of boring. At least life is still interesting and challenging with Yellow, no matter how you slice it.

Besides, I picked Green. Because animals do some fucking weird shit.

>>744452740

I don't know about that. There's new generations of women waiting to be ogled by an invisible creeper born every minute.

>>744452800
Yes, if we have matching powers it is a stalemate.

>>744443377
Being invisible would be nice, so red. I want to stay away from wandering eyes and can freely walk among people.
I don't want blue. I want to avoid people, if i were to fly, everybody would notice me.
I definitely don't want yellow, it's mostly useless. Humans are not as complex as most of you think, They don't think at all and they are mostly idiots. So no yellow for me.
Green could be nice, i could stay out of sight and don't draw any attention, but for me blue is much better.
Orange is the second best for me. Being fast could save me from many dangers assuming i am not just running fast, also thinking and acting fast.
I don't see any reason to use purple or grey. Also, pink is not a good choice as well. If it's not fatal, what is the point of recovery? It would only help me if i were to be cripple.

what would make me money, and get me laid?

red - useful if I want to rape and steal... nah, prefer to fuck the willing.

blue - transport. how fast, how high? nah

yellow - very useful in business and seduction. yes

green - not into furries, and turn into any animal and some other animal will want to eat you. hell no

orange - transport. otherwise useless. nah

purple - see invisibility. nah

gray - uhm, no.

pink - become a faith healer, make mint healing pro athletes injuries. torn acl? fixed. need tommy john? fixed. torn hammy, healed hammy. pro athletes alone could be a hundred million a year industry alone.... yup. pink.

>>744443377

grey is the only one that can't go genie-wrong. sure, maybe a hambeast may try to kidnap you and keep you locked in a suitcase but all the other ones could go horribly wrong. pink prometheus anyone? no thanks..

>>744445734
yeah you would. jet fighters go at mach 1-2 and you can still see them.


i think it was somewhere around 2% the speed of light to be so fast nothing can see you(includes cameras)

>>744452661


I would think everything's a blur, like star wars but its not relevant to this conversation.

Speed of light
299 792 458 m / s
Speed of sound
340.29 m / s

>>744452661
Actually, at the speed of light, you would be absorbing all incident light, and it would be EXTREMEMLY blue-shifted. Meaning you'd just see a bright light with a blue tint. MIT did a video game that shows what it would be like. Google it if you want.

Press yellow.

>land job as an informant for the US army
>have top US army protection 24/7 cause you are THE BEST at this job
>live as politician in russia
>make money and get fine russian bitches
>fall in love with one of them
>have kids and become happy ruski family
>your amazing mind control talents are needed in china
>cheeki breeki out of russia
>start over in china

Purple: It would give me the power to become a warlord.

>>744453004
cool thx

>>744447557
>shift into a bird
>be a dumb fucking bird

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>>744452758
Yeah, but this is a superpower thread. We're not exactly looking for a challenging life, here.

Also, yes, convert to the ways of the purple. We will all be gods in this new age of purple passion.

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>>744453032

>>744452851
>being Dr. Manhattan is boring

How do you figure? It's like having cheats to the video game. If you want to challenge yourself, just turn off the ones you don't want. I think being able to fundamentally manipulate the universe around you would be supremely interesting.

>>744443377
Red. So much public masturbation potentional that it's scary.

>>744452914
But stealing is so much easier than lying. Pink you have to actually go out and do the work of being a faith healer and all that bullshit, and all you get is money and fans. Purple, you can steal the money, and perform incredible magic shows to get the fans. Plus, if you don't want the attention, you have the option.

>>744453731
*potential what the fuck did i write

>>744452945
>grey can't go genie wrong

>EVERY girl on these sites want to fuck you

Go watch the Rick and Morty episode where Rick makes the love potion for Morty. Except the mutations, that's exactly how a Genie could fuck it up for you.

You've got thousands of women piled on you, fighting for the right to touch your cock. But because there's so many of them, you'll never actually get any action.

>>744453965
You potentionally dispronunciated that word.

PINK: Be able to cure cancer, heal the sick, instantly save yourself and others from pain, suffering and life threatening injury. Want fame? You can have it. Want to remain anonymous? Heal people from your own home and don't say a word. Live a long and peaceful life knowing that you helped others and saved countless people from the agony of losing children or loved ones to the misfortune of injury and illness.

/b/tards: Choose something else because who gives a fuck about anyone else, I want to steal shit and be a degenerate so I can look at little kids in the bathroom or spy on my sister changing and jerk off without anyone seeing me because... I suck at life.

>>744454470
This anon is right. I change my answer from Yellow to Pink. Any other choice is for lamefags.

>>744454470
ANY NON-FATAL W O U N D
YOU F U C K I N G N O R M I E

>>744454638
It's not fatal if you heal it, retard. Go steal a dictionary.

>>744454470
>implying the self righteous who do everything for the "mankind" aren't deluding themselves and want to feel morally superior to everyone else

Fucking normie.

Pink

Would make a fortune healing severed spines and brain trauma. Also very beneficial to myself.

>>744454739
>implying the kissless masturbation addict who does nothing with his life is really no worse than someone who does... LOSER

>>744454638
LEARN THE DEFINITION OF WOUND U FUCKING RETARD

>>744454780
WOUND U IDIOT

>>744443377
The information is incomplete.

Blue: fly at what speed? Can I hover like a helicopter or do I have to be in motion like an airplane? Is it tiring, and how much so? I don't want to fly if it's as physically demanding as sprinting. I assume altitude and speed are still limited by my physical limits.

Orange: Are your reflexes and other physical attributes matched up to that? Because accidentally running through a glass door at Mach 1 would hurt.

Purple: Can I phase through the earths crust and survive?

Etc etc.

Anyway, my choice would be Grey. Maybe Red.

Yellow would be too depressing.
Green's uses are rather limited.
Pink: I'd consider it more if it counted diseases. Also, if it gave a time frame on the healing (it's pretty useless if I can heal a papercut over the course of a few days)

Blue would be the obvious choice if it was Superman-type flight.

>>744443377
pink. i would get my kidneys back

>>744454850
Double negative faggot

>>744454713
>it's not fatal if you heal it with the power that doesn't allow for the healing of said injury

Being this retarded

>>744454850
i never implied that lol

>>744454995
Something is not fatal until it kills you.

>>744455066
W O U N D
U
F U C K I N G
M O N G O L

>>744446459
>>Green
>Humans are the alpha species, why would you want to downgrade?

Humans are the generalist alpha species, but being able to shapeshift let's you have the specialties of every animal. humans are good at the most things, but they don't top anything except brainpower