'merica

>>744409043
You are a faggot, neck yourself

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>>744409043
food thread?

>dyel faggots mad they can't eat burgers and get gains

>>744409181
you are an edgy teenager and sad person.

>>744409043
Take off that nasty tomato off and that's be a good ass burger.
>>744409289
Sweet jesus mother of God I'm sweating just looking at it

>>744409043
I'm American and that's a shit tier burger. Fucker is half bread.

More cheese, more meat variety.

>>744409623
seems wet and tasteless

>>744409043
>ordering a burger at a wing joint

an hero yourself now, you faggot

>>744409623
All the flavor probably leeches out. Congrats on making some soup stock

>>744409777
Agreed, but it's from BWW so I'll give them a pass since it's obviously not their specialty. Nice trips, btw.
>>744409541
>not liking tomatoes
Are you young? Just wondering because I hated tomatoes as a child but somewhere in young adulthood I gave them another chance and now I consider them god tier. There's a huge range of quality though. I guess I'm only trying to say try a good fresh homegrown one sometime if it's been a long time.

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>>744410159
smoked it for 5 hours and put it in that to bring to a cookout, why do assholes like you always just assume you know what the fuck you are talking about?

>>744410304
I'm 33 and 351 pound. I don't have time for tomatoes.

>>744410546
Fair enough my rotund nigga, carry on.

>>744409992
>thinking BWW actually counts as a decent wing joint
Retard detected.

>>744410785
>implying i said it was decent
yep, you outed yourself as the retard

>>744409335
I don't even lift and I get gains from eating burgers. Granted, it's mostly in my stomach, but still. Can't skip stomach day. That shit's important. Don't want to wind up being a gutlet.

>>744410785
I realize they're not original and authentic but honestly I really like their wings and some of their non traditional sauces. Mango habanero and shit. The best wings really are classic old school Buffalo style, but they're good too in their own way.

This is probably a long shot but does anyone know a good wing joint in Seattle? I've lived here for three and a half years and haven't eaten a single buffalo wing that wasn't a major disappointment and now I'm craving some.

>>744410906
I implied you implied that it was decent enough where the wings would be considered the main attraction. Do you actually eat at non-chain restaurants?
Don't push back on this, mouthbreather. You're simply not equipped to compete in this arena.

>>744411085
>Do you actually eat at non-chain restaurants
i tend to not eat anything i haven't cooked myself

what's with the strawman?

>>744411125
dumb bitches. they should be drinking diet coke if they're gonna eat a meal like that

>>744411274
>i
>i
So I guess you don't eat anything but chicken n' waffles, nigger?

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>>744411105
the end result. bacon wrapped ground sausage stuffed with jalepeno cream cheese.

>>744411436
hi, nigger. i'm anon.

you've been mislead :)

>>744409289
Where is this? Holy shit.

>>744410546
Its your Jesus year.
Change.

>>744411591
I haven't. You type like a nigger, therefore no one bothered to raise you like a white person.

>:)
Looks like you were raised by single mommy to not understand that effeminate shit like this is unacceptable. So, let's add you not growing up with a dad to the pile of indications that you're a nigger.

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>>744411712
https://www.eater.com/2015/11/9/9695648/austin-tasting-menu-la-barbecue-video

I'm vegan.

>>744411765
you signed your post "nigger" don't get mad at me for that

you really need to up your trolling game. i'd say you're a Junior Varsity level troll.

if you don't reply to this, your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>744411712
prolly somewhere round Austin TX.

texasfag here....i've seen that type of BBQ fixin before

>>744411765
>Looks like you were raised by single mommy

i'm not the anon you are arguing with but tell what man raised you to think arguing with strangers on the internet was a tough guy thing to do?

>>744412063
You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

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Australia

>>744412087
>you signed your post "nigger"
You need to go back to school if that's what you took away from that sentence. Let's not even get into the fact that you double space everything because you're either learning disabled or a drop out.

>>744412280
same as deer in the us, it's why we have hunting seasons.

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Germany

>>744412038
Thanks /b/rother. You are a true gentleman and a scholar.

>>744412325
see? i made you reply. i'll can make you do it again.

show the bread how loyal and obedient you are. :)

>>744412218
>implying this is an argument rather than me TELLING some inferior piece of human garbage what the score is
Oh, look. Another product of testosterone free upbringing who doesn't know that it's gay and unacceptable to whiteknight for another man. Off yourself, queer.

>>744412383
curry on that snausage? looks tasty

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>>744412383
>ashtray on the table

fuel the jet!

>>744412383
>mayo on fries

I though americans are supposed to be the fat ones

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>>744412419

>>744412418
>pretending that you're not as powerless here as you are irl
Whatever you have to tell yourself to forget daddy didn't want you.

>>744412704

thats not american. we arent allowed to have kinder eggs because most of us are retarded and choke on the toy inside

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>mfw this thread

>>744412661
see?

you can't help yourself. you drawn to strong men.

go ahead. show the bread how loyal you are. :)

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>>744412880
we're posting food. cheers.

>>744412935
>i made you keep calling me cringe, because that's rational and within my power xD

>>744412596
We are still the fat ones.

>>744413055
you can't help yourself.

no i'm going to make you throw a hissy fit for all to see. :)

>>744413051
>it takes longer to make microwaved grilled cheese than a grilled grilled cheese

>>744413162
when are you two going to have sex?

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>>744413055
he's thriving on your replies anon, just end it.

>>744413228
why? you tryna join in?

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>>744409043
Op I can eat that whole fucking burger and not gain a pound.

>>744412280
At first I was like, 'It's upside down, dumbass.' But then I was dumbass.

>>744413243
i have her trained to reply. :)

>>744413295
Yes.

>>744413352
i ain't that easy. you gotta buy me a drink first

>>744409043
Looks like a delicious burger, what's your point?

>>744413326
bulimic whore detected

>>744413162
>look mommy!
>i MADE him do it again!
>will daddy come back and see me again now that i'm not powerless and effeminate anymore!? xD
>>744413243
Believe me, I know precisely how pathetic he's being. Giving him the opportunity to illustrate it all while he believes he's not is part of the plan.
>>744413228
kys queer

>>744409289
Holy fucking fuck that looks good.

>>744413362
Jesus. I happen to like tripe but it doesn't look appealing at all here.

>>744413362
Should've served it on a wooden plank, just like all the other overrated shit for hipster redditors.

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corned beef.

anyone else smoke meat? insert cock jokes here, or am i alone?

>>744410773
Nice lookin chook breh

>>744413410
Did you want a coors light or a appletini, mary?

>>744413530
she even greentexted her hissy fit. she's a good little bitch. :)

>>744413741
One of my best friends has a big ass smoker and the shit that comes out of it is fantastic but I've never had one.

>>744412613
High Tea?

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>>744409043
Oh please. US has no monopoly on this shit.

>>744413774
Uh oh. Looks like you forgot to reddit space your post this time, fagboy. Am I really hitting that close to home?

>>744413530
>Giving him the opportunity to illustrate it all while he believes he's not is part of the plan.

then you are both exactly the same. enjoy that.

>>744412419
is that a soap?

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I want a hot breakfast and this looks cosy

>>744413930
When I need the opinion of someone who types like a nigger, I'll let you know.

Damn that looks good anon

>>744413925
>reddit space

the same asshole from last night that wouldn't admit to either using reddit or just repeating buzzwords?

>>744413930
i trained her to be a good little bitch. didn't take long. watch her keep throwing a hissy fit. chicks hate when you ignore them. :)

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>>744409043
>MFW this thread is making me salivate with hunger but I'm trying to save my food for when the hurricane comes and all the stores will be closed.

>>744414040
How mad must you have been to even remember me? Figures you'd still be typing like a nigger. Guess I was completely right about you. No chance of you ever doing the right (white) thing.

>>744413789
why the fuck is the t-rex eating a tree they aren't herbivores nigger

>>744414262
you really are a bitter little man.

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>>744413920

>>744414351
You really are a redditor who refuses to assimilate.

>>744411499
Meh. Seems pointless. You could do meatloaf that's 10x better with far less effort.

Bacon wrapping is pretty gross, usually, unless it's done right and on the right thing. I had some bacon wrapped rabbit loin that was amazing, but those were Michelin star chefs that knew what they were doing-- the bacon was perfectly crisped, and there was just enough fat to bring a richness to the rabbit loin.

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>>744413741
you can smoke my meat anon, if you know what I'm sayin'

>>744413328
Same...

>>744413920
>the british think this is acceptable take out

>>744409043
Why has no one posted fried butter?

>>744413879
there are cheap ones anon, the little guy i've been posting was 35 bucks at walmart, a starter kit really but the flavor is incredible.

>>744413920
That looks disgusting

>>744413920
Lmao

>>744413920
Do europoors really eat boxed up table scraps from other people?

>>744414412
>the fucking michelin star chef guy

take your uppity ass the fuck outta here homo.

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I'd love to eat both of these

>>744414356
That dog is patiently waiting for a bite

that looks disgusting

>>744414436
wtf?

>>744414685
>homo
Careful. You're going to trigger him. Foodies don't like the fact they're fags being explained to them.

>>744414797
Fuck off, twink.

>>744414819
>foodies
>fags
Nigga what's wrong with being a foodie?

>>744413920
food or biohazardous material??

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school burger nostalgia

>>744411365

The real fat bitch is gonna eat her pizza while drinking that bottle of ranch dressing

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>>744414961
What part of the cow did that come from?

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>>744414961

>>744414908
>DUDE PUTTING CALORIES IN MY BODY IS AN ARTFORM LMAO XDXDXD
>DUDE LET'S WATCH HANNIBAL ON NBC AND JACK EACH OTHER OFF TO THE COOKING MONTAGE, NO HOMO I SWEAR XDEXDXD
>DUDE A MEAL NEEDS TO BE A FEAST FOR THE EYES AS WELL AS THE BODY LMAO XDXDXD

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>>744415102
You sound entirely too angry about this. Eating food is one of the greatest of life's basic primal pleasures and should be fully enjoyed.

>>744415102
could use less XDXD, but i chuckled none the less.

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>>744414961

>>744415102
Damn, nigger, what are you on about? Did a foodie molest you when you were 5?

>>744414690
fuki yu and fuki mi

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>>744415315

>>744415237
When people say things you don't like hearing, that doesn't mean they're emotionally invested, Hillary voter.

>>744415069
Udders

>>744413920
degenerate scum. why is there no pineapple on that pizza??

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>>744415399
>champagne

>>744415442
Do you just not have access to good food or what?

>>744415315
Ahh, the British. Let's boil the fuck out of everything. Done

>>744415867
Whoa. I wonder what ostrich tastes like. I didn't realize it was eaten.

>>744415681
>not acting like a pretentious metrosexual fanatic about a subject means you have no exposure to the subject
You're terrible at this.

>>744415315
>>744415907
I actually bet that's fucking delicious. Bong food isn't much to look at but it's comfy.

>>744415611
Absolutely disgusting. Vegans are masochists.

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>>744415962
tastes like chicken thighs but dry as fuck

>>744415999
Just wondering where your feelings on the matter originate. Other than that I'm not trying to do anything so I'm not sure what I'm horrible at. Nice trips though.

>>744415962
i go to a few game dinners a year and have tried almost every kind of meat, no one has eve brought ostrich, i would love to try a giant bird like that.

>>744415962
Oh hell yeah they eat that shit. Emus get eaten like a motherfucker, too.

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>>744416227
I don't understand.

>>744416227
Reminds me of church camp.

>>744416268
Emu is pretty good. A lot more like red meat than poultry

>>744413920
Really drunk early a.m. I would possibly enjoy that.

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>>744414479
Looks good to this American, m8.

>>744416165
>Just wondering where your feelings on the matter originate.
You probably should've asked in reply to another comment instead of the one where I shut down someone for being irrational. It'd would've seemed less like a snide attempt at damage control.

>>744416648
>m8
You're a limpwrist who wants to be one, so you're not really representative of a real American.

>>744416653
I don't think you're being edgy enough. Try harder.

>>744411499
Was with you all the way until the cheese

>>744416788
So it WAS a snide attempt at damage control. Why would I try harder when you're the one who's terrible at this?

>>744412164
I doubt that's Texas it's not under water

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>>744416827

>>744416827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_weh9B3W4PQ

give it a try anon, it's not a meal you feed you family it's just some good cookout or sports day food, you can use different cheese too but the cream cheese holds up real well to the heat and won't burn out.

>>744409043
Looks great OP. How was it?

>>744412455
God damn i hate that food. I don't even think anyone likes that shit, it's probably like a dirty gym bag and people just want to experience something terrible.

>>744414891
Fucking kek

>>744412613
>mommy removed the crusts for me
Every time I see these fancy ass sandwiches I crack up.

>>744417755
chocolate dipped bacon is pretty good, again it's not something you eat all the time but try it.

>>744413678
>chocolate Draculas
The chocolatey cereal that really sucks.

>>744417934
That actually does sound pretty good. I mean why not.

>>744414891
these are supposed to be kept frozen, not wrapped and given as a kid's christmas present

>>744412795
chile ctm

>>744417934
Most of it probably shouldn't ever be eaten.

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this picture contains 1776% plutonium grade america

>>744410543
Because I do. Doesn't matter if you smoked it 5 hours. Putting it in what I assume was a half asset attempt at a roast base was a rookie mistake.
The water will leech out all the oils and salts and turn a good smoked meat into shit tier garbage. Learn to science retard.

>>744411499
Good job on making overly complicated meatloaf. And cream cheese is crap. Use a good gouda or smoked cheddar next time. And a proper cut of meat.

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Breakfast in Bavaria

>>744418450
like 3 hours later you reply and still act like an asshole that knows what he's talking about.

try to not be a fucking asshole on the internet for once and it might just improve your overall life.

>>744418766
I highly doubt this.

>>744418705
so you never tried it right? and somehow are an authority on the subject?

>overly complicated

that thing took 5 mins to prepare and a few hours on the smoker. wasn't that hard.

>>744418892
It's true. That white sausage has to be eaten before lunch time. As long as it's fresh. But today it's mainly a culture thing

>>744419352
>That white sausage has to be eaten before lunch time.
Why's that?

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>>744419025
i'd fuck both these fat slobs for pure sport and oc webms for /b/.

>make a sword of me!

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>>744419729
Actually I just read that it's a very old thing. Around 1850 when they made those sausages the first time in Munich, it always had to be cooked and eaten before noon because the meat was raw and they had no freezer.
So not up to date. Now it's just a culture thing to eat it for breakfast.

>>744413362
>Sasha Grey

>>744414648
mhmm, chinapoors as well (dim sum)

>>744413789
How old is the people on /b/? No way a normal adult eat this.

>>744420648
>a subhuman from a non-English speaking country commenting on what a normal adult is
Doesn't work that way, newfag.

>>744413920
>>744414648
>>744420538
do you guys really think it looks that bad? seems fine to me for a quick take out meal, it can't be any more unhealthy than other fast food. the point is you just don't eat it 7 times a day.

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ded thread?

>>744414436
MURDER !!!!!!!

>>744418873
Not the same guy asswipe. Maybe stop sucking dicks for 5 seconds to check the user tags next time.

>>744410543
>>744418450
>>744418873
>>744422348
that's the timeline, and you expect anyone to believe it wasn't you?

try less.

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>>744415315

>>744416227
school in russia?

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>>744423976
I'll see your Reuben and raise you a muffaletta. These are my two favorite deli sandwiches.

>>744409043
Come to Duluth MN and eat at "Big Daddy's". Burgers as big and loaded with whatever you like, seems like a 3# bag of potatoes is an order of fries. Hash browns with breakfast are the same. Good prices, too. The owner is a jesus freak and has a shirt that says: "I'll never be as big as jesus".. but damn he's trying

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>>744424642
>Come to Duluth MN

>>744424642
What a fucking normie, traveling places n shit

>>744424866
Not too many niggers, at least. But you are right in that it has its drawbacks.. and it is illegal to shoot them.

>>744409289
I was enjoying this video until I noticed the racist hate symbol tattoo on the guy's arm

>>744425019
I'm watching some big titted thing chat unintelligibly about Irma from the Dominican Republic. You don't always have to travel, but it may help.
Good news: more orphans for the sex trade very soon

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>>744425217
threads almost done and you decide to swoop in and act like a fucking moron now?

>>744413362
filename = win

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>>744414522
Why do I find these simple bottle labels so appealing?