fluffy thread, taking requests for weird/hug/sadbox.
>>744385781
Fluffys go into rabbit hole. Rabbits kick them to death. They have powerful legs, rabbits.
>>744385998
Rabbits are literally the fluffies of the real world though.
>>744386634
Rabbits can't talk, they are tasty though
>>744386634
They're like a bunny/horse/guinea pig hybrid in my head.
>>744385858
YES YES FUCKING GOD YES THE BITCH GOT HER PAIN AND SUFFERING GOOD AND NOW THE POOPIE WILL REIGN SUPREME ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THEIR NEW SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH AND SPACE HE SHALL CRUSH THE INSOLENT AND FEED THEM TO HER FUCKING RETARDED SHIT DICK FAGGOT GAY ASS NIGGER TIT SHITTING BUTT NUTS. HE WILL RAIN FIRE BOIL THE SEAS AND CAUSE THE SKY TO TEAR ASUNDER WITH THE MIGHT OF ABSOLUTE DIVINE DESTRUCTION FOR THE JUST SHALL PROSPER AND THE INFERIOR SUB GARBAGE PIECES OF HUMAN EXCREMENT WILL RUE THE DAY THEY LAID FAULT OF ANY BAD ONTO THIS SHINING BEACON OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SUFFER SUFFER BURN IN THE PIT WITH THE SCREAMS OF A MILLION TORTURED SOULS FOR THE DAY OF GOOD AND EVOLUTION INTO GREATNESS IS NEAR AND ANY WHO STAND IN ITS WAY SHALL GRIND THEIR BONES OM BLOOD FOR ALL ETERNITY HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>744385998
maybe a hare would be better than a rabbit, at least I believe they have stronger back legs
>>744387459
I swear the Ultimate Warrior's theme song strikes up when I start reading this shit. Shine on, you crazy motherfucker.
You guys do whatever float your boat, but seriously arent you tired of seeing the same 150 stupid pictures every day?
>>744386007
I'm not sure I'm grasping the concept of the fluffbox here. Is it some type of mind control device?
>>744385781
damn, haven't had time for any fluffies in over a month...
>>744390691
It's a remote control fluffy.
>>744390902
Alright thanks
>>744390393
That's like asking a trap thread if they're tires of seeing the same 150 lady-dudes. Or chubby threads the same 150 landwhales.
And that's it. I'm bored. Fuck you guys.
why do I have a sexual fascination with these things
>>744392680
because you're a sick brony
>>744392928
naw. I hate bronies and furries but fluffies make my dick hard for some reason .
I imagine using one in the same fashion as a pocket pussy but treat it with love and care
>>744393053
>wants to fuck a fluffy
>not a brony
>not a furry
>>744393053
>>744393137
furries are degenerate and bronies are just sad I don't watch mlp neither do I have an urge to fuck anthropomorphic animals so yh, I'm neither
>>744393201
moar like this
>>744393468
https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/2017/09/05/034-after-the-race/
Updated recently. Lots of compliments on the newest story. It's sad. Just a heads up.
Follow, like, comment, enjoy!
>>744385998
Here ya are, made a bit of a change but still same theory
>>744390691
basically the fluffy still has their mind but they are a prisoner in their own body
>>744390839
get your fill /b/ro
>>744393531
I just think they're hot .
if anyone finds out they can be created irl lemme know and I'll find your research
>>744394146
Bump
>>744393758
This is actually funnier. Well done.
>>744394423
I'm glad you like it. I'm surprised there haven't been any more requests, huh.
>>744394671
Fluffy threads have been dead as of late. I think I made a request a while back about a splorin' babbeh going on a kitchen expedition and winding up in some (non-lethal) danger. More of a cute comedy deal like with that rabbit hole.
>>744394850
what sorta non lethal danger we talkin?
>>744394850
there's been an ass blasted mod banning peeps left and right
>>744385781
FluffyFoals?
Derpbastian here. How are you bud? :D
>>744395022
Hmm...falling in a full sink? Getting trapped in the fridge? Nearly getting decapitated by a knife? My imagination is kinda dead today.
>>744395665
Hey Derpbastian! Doing well, working and drawin' at the same time. What's up with you? :)
>>744395854
Eh, not much really. Kinda bored. Lots of work lately lol.
>>744396163
What sorta job do you have? I work tech support from home so I get to stay at the house. I even sometimes can play vidya games. Nice to get paid to do nothing useful, lol.
>>744396321
You have my dream job.
>>744396321
Oh cool. I work in a tech company as well, but I have to attend to office lol.
>>744396478
>>744396587
If you're in the discord I can send you a link to where I work so you can apply. I've actually gotten 5 people jobs where I work lol
You just gotta be willing to talk to people over the phone.
/AzNj7ps <- discord link
>>744393468
so, you are a horsefucker who doesn't watch shows for little girls
>>744396824
Eh, thanks for the tip bud, but I don't think I'd be able to since I live in Mexico.
Bump!
>>744398237
Damn, sucks. Are you on the path of any of the hurricanes? I hear there are 2 more brewing, one right off to the right of Mexico
>>744398349
Nah, I live towards the centre of Mexico, so it is pretty safe here.
We've been having a very shitty climate here as of late though.
>>744385781
a fluffy grilling a steak for a hungry fox
>>744398488
How so? I live in the center of the US, been getting a TON of rain recently.
>>744398582
Why is the fluffy grilling a steak for the fox? Gimme some story context
>>744396824
You're a good man
>>744393468
>>744398625
Two words: Shit happens.
Lol. Idk, that hurricane is huge actually, and seems to be closer to the US than it is to Mexico, so maybe that's the reason?
>>744398546
>>744398799
Haha, love it. Actually made me laugh.
>>744398675
Hmm... maybe the fox eate one of that fluffy's babbehs, so the fluffy (a smarty) wants to teach the fox a lesson by cooking one of the fox pups?
Obviously, though, the fluffy was stupid enough to give one of his own babbehs fowevah sweepies (foal was same colour as a fox coat) and cook it for the fox believing it was a fox puppy.
>>744398675
because they are friends!
>>744391189
Question still went unanswered
>>744399107
goddamnit, i want hugbox not smarty-selfabuse!
>>744399393
you know what they say "ask a stupid question, receive a stupid answer"
if you want originality you shouldn't be on 4chan
>>744398708
Thank you, I appreciate it. :)
>>744398795
Mother nature decided to fuck the US with four huge wind dildos, I dunno how we're gonna handle it.
>>744399107
Too complicated, I prefer >>744399267 's easy answer :P Gimme a min
>>744399393
well, i'm not in the mood for trolling right now and there is a lack of rp and request fags since the mod swang the banhammer
>>744399772
>I prefer >>744399267 (You) 's easy answer :P
thanks, i'm the one who requested it anyway
>>744399772
>Mother nature decided to fuck the US with four huge wind dildos
If Obama still were president, every single republican would be saying it's God's punishing the US because of the "lgbt agenda" thing.
But so far I haven't seen anyone saying it's God's punishment for electing Trump.
>>744400385
I've seen three threads in the last 2 days that blamed it all on trump, as well as people irl saying it's gods punishment
but most importantly this is a fluffy thread, cut it out with the political bullshit your team is just as shitty as the other and neither of them give two squirts of piss for you, me or any other voter.
sorry for the tangent just sick of people blaming everything on one side or the other as if everything were a boxing match between satan and jesus
>>744400789
So it is your fault then, people like you, attracting horrible things because of your negative thoughts.
>>744389722
fucking retard. these need to be a real thing
>>744401233
...fine, I'll take the blame then
>>744399917
>>744398582
Fun little doodle, hope you like it
>>744401461
it's great! aaaand saved!
>>744399393
Dunno, I see a new one every time so I don't think it's the same 150.
>>744399393
Anon poopie pwace weady?
>>744392064
Genius
>>744393137
Would you guys be interested in a choose your own fluffy adventure? I cant do it today but I can get it ready for tomorrow.
-Fluffyfoals
>>744403754
Derpbastian here, interested!
>>744403518
>>744403754
FuzzyTheRed here, i dunno so far every "choose your own" thing that came up on the booru was attacked by edgelords or was fucked over by the author.
>>744403754
interdasting
>>744404039
also looking for the Jerry anon.
>>744393137
Just for U, anon
>>744404154
one of them was banned, he's branf1akes on the discord
>>744404243
it's like i always say, if you want to fuck a fluffy you're probably a brony, furry or just plain fucked in the head
>>744404255
i know, trying to find the one that has the story saved lol
>>744404338
then you might enjoy this https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/48134
>>744404489
ah, figured you might be the other one looking for bran
>>744404569
already read it, fuzzy's wierd
>>744403853
>>744404039
>>744404052
first, I wouldn't allow enfie babies or instant death. I'd go with the suggestion that interested me most. I would probably have it go on for 10 panels or so, but it could go further depending on if people are enjoying it and still participating. I don't know what exactly you mean by "fucked over by the author" but I am not the type to fuck stuff over for lulz
>>744404745
Derpbastian here.
*boner for enfie babbehs slowly fading*
Oh well, I shall respect your rules.
>>744404745
took a bit of diggin but this https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/47892
>>744404650
weird as in how?
>>744405056
did you read uncle touchy? nuff said
pretty good, just deranged
>>744402565
Not sure why you'd need to Clockwork Orange them. Fluffies are easier to potty train than people make it out.
>>744405222
depends on the canon, also smarties
>>744405174
I didn't find out for ages that this was a three parter.
>>744405366
>>744405129
have you read any of his other stuff?
i love this guy's style btw. his fluffies always look so dismayed and miserable.
>>744405366
Suggested punishments:
1.) Remove an eye. Now it's just like its new plaything!
2.) Shove it up it's ass
>>744405580
or... beat her with the stuffy. and than do the mental breakdown abuse of treating the stffy as if it is alive and the fluffy is not even there.
>>744405711
Ooh. Better.
>>744405648
.....why?
>>744406095
kill the worthless foals, breed the mare with good colors and turn the stallion into an enfie friend or litter pale.
tldr, profit nigga
>>744406095
... cried the uncomprehending fluffy, as it was hideously abused for no reason.
Would really like to see someone draw mother and I guess "teenage" fluffies.. not sure what there growth cycle is, treating a shit baby just in the worst way possible without killing it. So one day the owner gets fed up and asks the shitrat if it would like to be the best baby. Distracts the mother, takes the shitrat and bestest baby away and skins them, switches the fur (colors, obviously) and puts them back with the family. The roles are obviously reversed and everyone is happy. Except bestest baby, who is now literally in a sense trapped in a shitrats body.
>>744406599
why not just dye them?
>>744406599
or you COULD just dye their furs.
>>744406952
And miss out on tormenting them physically before emotionally?
>>744407074
you mean kill them in the process right? even under the best circumstances that is wildly unfeasible
>>744406952
You missed the fun factor, anon.
>>744404987
Sorry, I share my drawings with my fiance so I don't want to do anything too uncomfortable.
>>744405001
readin
>>744407236
>talking about feasibility in a fluffy thread
>>744407594
we're already genetically manipulating animals, this is at most one century away and besides fluffies are fragile af and would never survive being skinned for more than a few minutes at most
>>744407758
It bothers me to no end that we will inevitably create creatures like these, but not in my lifetime
As fragile as they are.. they sure endure a lot of abuse.
What the actual fuck is this? I've been on b my whole life and have never seen a thread or ever seen a post explaining what these are even though maybe possibly someone posts it
>>744408372
welcome
>>744407916
xD me too
>>744408556
Ah there it is. I mean,... Oh wow I never knew now I'm even more intrigued
>>744408768
We're all sadists but we don't want to hurt animals, so we have these threads
>>744393758
Foals used as a host for spider eggs.
>>744407916
It's not actually possible, even if you went to the trouble of neurome mapping to the point where the capacity for speech could be distilled from the capacity for moral understanding creating said neurome deliberately would be no different than simply creating the sort of weak conditional AI we can already make. In vivo or in silico you would be forcing the issue so completely it would be little more than a simulation.
Then again >>744407594 is right, there's no feasibility, a fluffy's skull is too small to hold a brain that would be any smarter than, say, a dog.
>>744396824
What's your wage?
>>744409232
Derpbastian here.
That just gave me an idea....
>>744402222
no one checked that?
well then
check'd
>>744409280
Just like something that could fit in your hand would be too small to hold the library of the world?
>>744385781
Am i supposed to masturbate to this shit?
>>744398546
Wasn't there a .gif of someone slamming this little fucker into the ground?
>>744409497
my job offers different things from $8 to $14. I get paid middle of the road, $10.25 an hour.
>>744410004
if you want to
>>744409750
Double dubs of #2 are not important enough to get excited. Sorry anon.
>>744410004
nope, and you disgust me
>>744409232
any particular spider you're hankering for?
>>744410134
Thanks
>>744410448
Babboon Spider or any hissing/aggressive variety. Or bird eaters.
>>744409637
More spiders killing fluffies is good.
>>744410204
Quads are always impressive
>>744411253
Bump
>>744405648
can I please for the love of fuck get the artists name on this? I've been trying forever only to get the usual "lurk moar" shit.
>inb4 lurk moar
kys
>>744404987
You are my hero, man!!!
>>744413491
Source??
>>744414120
it comes after this
>>744413458
it's done by comicchan2, you can find some more of his stuff on the booru
>>744413491
Is there more to this?
>>744414588
read this
>>744414298
>>744406952
problematic & often leads to death
>>744414993
how would dyeing their fluff kill them?
>>744392332
This made my night
>>744415053
They're fluffys. They don't need a reason to die.
I summon Chocobo, where are you featherly friend?
>>744415263
Plz help me, my insta is getting raided
>>744415263
>>744415263
>>744413485
>I've been trying forever
Pic related is how long it takes to find the artists name using google image search. Lurk moar.
>>744413485
That runt unicorn is the sweetest thing ever.
>>744414993
Lame song. 2/10 would sorry stick the lot of em.
>>744409909
welp you shut him up. it is completely possible right now to make the physical basis of a fluffy. as for the intellect like what we see in these comics, that is up fordebate since we have no idea what exactly grants us humans our ability for reason, self awareness ect within our own genome.
once we find that out, fluffies would essentially be a stones throw away. hopefully the ones we might end up making would be better than the ones in these stories and comics.
>>744415259
I'd like to think the foal getting shat on is just a regular punishment for bad babies in that house.
>>744415876
Chocobro, wo bist du?
>>744416039
Bist du es?
>>744416960
Kweh.
>>744416991
Hallo, mein Freund.
>>744417070
Kweh.
>>744416925
>>744416960
>>744416991
Wait....does German Dude speak chocobo?
>>744417103
Kweh.
>>744393201
This is just great.
Moar gud mummahs!
>>744417147
The summon worked! Hello featherly friend <3
>>744417147
chocobro, you cannot give a blowjob to the Black Mage! for you have a beak!
>>744417401
Kweh.
>>744417427
>>744417070
yo german guy can you translate some of your more complicated texts you write, so I can retroactively learn german while in a fluffy thread? Or does that take away from your shtick too much?
>>744417379
Yay mummah!
Imagine German soldier guy and chocobro fighting to death, who would win?
So enlighten me, what the hell is the obsession with shit here? Like why are they always shitting and why is like... something of importance because I swear everytime Im here I see images in these threads refer to fluffy shit as being important for some reason.
>>744413485
Abuse Sir. A true /b/ro. Sometimes posts OC here since left the booru.
>>744417103
Natürlich.
>>744417867
In some head canons shit is a fluffys form of self defense "sorry poopies" or a way to emphasize how pathetic they are so they literally shit themselves out of fear, also because they are supposed to be pets shit everywhere be the most infuriating thing to the owner
>>744417089
Na, wie geht's der Frau Mama?
>>744418115
Kweh.
>>744385781
Fag
>>744417586
Oh ho ho! He ask for good mother and you respond with bad! Oh ho ho ho ho!
>>744417867
they also have piss poor bowel control because of rodents dna
>>744406381
What did he do to them?
>>744418174
Wew lad
>>744418153
Ach, wirklich? Das ist aber schön.
>>744418300
Kweh.
got the saferoom all drawn for our choose your own story fluffy. Help me design the fluffy-
mane/eye/fur color
name
foal/teen/adult/elder
sex
I'll pick my favs from suggestions :)
>>744418253
made them into toys
>>744418253
Siwwy anon, babbehs am bwockies now!
>>744418358
Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino all the way.
>>744418358
Purple w/ green scruff/tail and blue eyes
Named Goofball
He's a colt
>>744418358
White/periwinkle colt named Jerry.
Miss that fucker. Draw him a TV too
>>744418644
I'd feel bad taking Goofball's name :( That one guy who rps as "goofball"
>>744418721
good thinking on the tv, on it
>>744418723
It's me, yo. You have my blessing.
>>744415053
Imagine the most allergic person you know, give them weaker skin, poor immune system and worse allergies.
Now imagine them using some cheapass imported hair dye: that's what dying a fluffy is like.
They'll either suffer chemical burns, causing them to die of shock, or, if they're a dumber than usual specimen, they poison themselves by licking at their fluff .
>>744418897
I'd say someone would manufacture "fluffy friendly" dye, since there'd be a lot of vain yet cheapskate owners in some headcanons that keep designer color fluffies as accessories.
>>744417103
Why do you think that their secret police were called the Kwehstapo?
>>744417867
Also they're supposed to have a very inefficient digestive system, which is either down to poor design, the messed up mixture that is their genetics, or them being released by PETA before the bug fixing was done, depending on author/artist head canon.
H-hewwo? Mistah caww fo goofbaww?
>>744418790
Thank you! I'll consider it *taps chin*
>>744419568
hey Goofball! Didn't call for you, but rather were talking about you. How are you?
>>744419658
Eh, honestly, go for the Jerry guy. I'm a fan, too.
>>744419701
Goofbaww otay mistah. Daddy say he see goofbaww name hewe. Goofbaww wan say hi!
>>744419764
It's been a while since I've seen you around. Is your daddeh treating you well?
>>744419806
Mhm. Daddeh wound goofbaww moa afta big huwties.
>>744392332
NU SKETTIS FO POOPIE FWUFFY!
>>744419916
what sort of big hurties?
>>744419942
I dunno. A happy litter pal is more likely to eat all da poopies without complaint.
>>744415773
SCREEEE
>>744419023
>vain yet cheapskate owners...
>cheapskate owners
And you think they won't try to cut costs by getting "knockoff"/counterfeit dyes?
>>744420013
Goofbaww haf ass-ass....assadent. Biggest weggie huwties. Goofbaww back weggies no wowk nao. Daddeh say dey wowk soon. Goofbaww wan weggies wowk nao....
>>744391836
moar odyssey tits
>>744416639
>That runt unicorn is full to bursting with foul shit.
FIFY
>>744420208
Nah, fam. I've never understood the hatred of runts.
>>744420144
oh no, are they still there? Or do you have to wait for them to "grow back"?
>>744416573
>reverse image search yields no results
>not just telling me the results
confirmed faggot
>>744417379
>>744420268
Goofbaww stiww haf weggies. Nu wowk. Dey on wheewie ting...
>>744417982
thanks a million anon
>>744420379
too bad, a pillowed fluffy is a good fluffy
>>744420462
Gud fwuffy? Wut piwwow?
>>744420535
fluffies without legs are best fluffies
>>744418110
>>744420617
Weawwy? How fwuffy wun an pway? How fwuffy gif huggies and spechul huggies? Fwuffy nee weggies.
>>744418325
ceci n'est pas un chocobo
>>744420655
Ohhhh I can't wait until that smarty eventually gets put through a wood chipper for stepping on the wrong lawn...
>>744420780
K͓̯̥̞͠w̜̬e̬̝̤͖h̗͖͎͝.͇͔̙̠͙͘
>>744401833
God, to be able to come home and do this. What i wouldnt give...
>>744420779
fluffies with legs break things, get hurt and make trouble for their mommies and daddies, you don't want to make trouble do you?
>>744418358
Pwisiwwa am fiwwy!
Pink w/black mane & scrappy fluff. Elder femaile past her prime, yet still thinks she's a show fluffy.
>>744420870
Goofbaww nu make twuble! Fwuffy gud fwuffy wif gud weggies!
>>744420966
Hewwo pwisiwwa! Am goofbaww!
>>744420977
nope, pillow fluffies are best fluffies, all other fluffies are stupid and poopy
>>744419124
more like the kwehstone cops...
>>744421057
Daddeh say goofbaww am gud fwuffy! Meanie mistah!
>>744420144
dummeh. Ou gon' be snek nummies nao!
>>744421185
>good
>fluffy
no such thing, fluffies are disgusting shit filled rats, you are selfish, ignorant and completely useless
>>744421260
Hmph! Yu dummeh! Daddeh wub goofbaww!
>>744421343
Hu hu....meanie.....