Hi 4chan, what is the easiest way to suicide?

define "easiest"

physically all ways are pretty damn easy.

>>744379914
Not painful,easy to find (no weapons),short agony

>Gun

I literally think about shooting myself all the time. It's like, I understand that a bullet will knock one unconscious pretty much immediately. And I know that, being me, I will one day take the path of least resistance in life and shoot myself. ..But, what will I *really* experience that day? I have no one to talk about this because everyone is a normie. All I can do is wait till I find out, I guess.

Weird shit will go down. That much is for certain.

> don't eat for a day
> take a warm bath
> cut both of your wrist with a razor blade (still in the bath)
> wait for a few minutes
> die

>>744379767
just stop living, idiot.

こんにちは、遅いメッセージすみません。日本語で書けるは難しいので、あなたによく話しますことは確かじゃありませんでした。でも今は宜しいと思います。私たちの年齢は同じので、議が面白いでしょう。フランス語と英語を話すから、助けてを欲しい、尋ねてください。よろしく!

>>744380233
Hello, I am sorry for the late message. It is difficult to write in Japanese, so it was not certain that we would talk to you often. But I think that's fine now. Our age is the same, the discussion will be interesting. Since I speak French and English, please ask me for help. nice to meet you!

>>744380193
Thanks you :)

>>744380139
until you flinch and pull forward like 50% of gun suicides do and instead of blowing your brains out you blow your face off.

Paramedic here. seen it.

>>744380600
>press barrel against temple
>pull trigger
I don't see how one would fail.

>>744380600
from what i heard gun suicides have succes rates of over 90%

>>744380600
pro tip. use a .22 or something small. it'll cause more damage. a large caliber will go straight through your head and exit, actually causing less damage

>>744379767
Self crusafiction

Who else is bored with these suicide posts?

>>744381340
Same post every hour


Shallow water drowning, op

>>744381340
I like suicide/afterlife posts. Beats log and porn threads any day.

>>744381630
this

>>744381630
That's pretty sad it has to come down to that to be considered interesting.

eat rainbow

>>744382498
Death concerns 100% of us. But most are too dumb to acknowledge they'll age & die very soon. The sleepers too would be discussing death and what may come after if only they were just more aware. The next world is almost as soon as retirement age. And taking into account how old age sucks balls they too would consider killing themselves. Granted, it takes guts which most comfort zone fags don't have.

>>744382963
>But most are too dumb to acknowledge they'll age & die very soon.
>>744382963
Agreed, but these threads are pointless. Also, there is no next world, so attempts should be made for living longer in this world.

>>744383298
>Also, there is no next world, so attempts should be made for living longer in this world.
That's what the system wants you to believe to maintain immersion. When I was a little kid and looked at the moon I already knew.

>>744383372
>That's what the system wants you to believe to maintain immersion.
Which part? The no next world part?

Fire up a couple charcoal grills in your bedroom with the windows closed and lay down and take a quick nap. See ya space cowboy.

>>744379767
Un buen chupito de lejía

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>>744383595
>The no next world part?
Yes.

If you're serious about unveiling the truth start by evoking an angel and asking it about "simulation." Keep evoking it, and questioning it about the real actual state of things, and chances are you will experience an interesting personal revelation if/when the system comes through. That happened to me. But I never asked the angel about the sim because I didn't know about it yet at that time. I evoked those angels on the daily, Raphael, Michael, Eiael, Hagiel and others, and one day, when it was Michael's turn, something happened. It's a long story (pic related has some info I gathered from that event).

After the universe told me that this is a simulation, I started reading about the topic on the Internet. And it became apparent to me that many scientists such as Neil deGrasse Tyson and philosophers such as Nick Bostrom think along the same lines, and I learned stuff like

>There are x simulations, the chance that we are living in the base reality is 1/(x+1).

What's interesting to me as an amateur metaphysicist is that this information can actually be proven on a personal level. If only there was one more person who had the necessary equipment to prove this to themselves, there would already be (at least) two people who are convinced about this internally. Imagine what the world would be like if there were not only 1, 2, or 300 people who are convinced that we are living in a simulated reality, but billions - that's what science will no doubt accomplish in the far future. Science is the Maitreya. Science will bring the continents together and bring an end to the wars by discovering this eventually.

>>744384486
I believe it's possible we're living in a simulation, which is perhaps of another simulation and so forth. I was going to clarify that discovering a next world is possible in space, but most likely not in any other sense. But I agree that we need to raise interest and awareness concerning science, although it's probably not necessary for billions of people to appreciate any given topic.

>>744379767
don't kill yourself

>>744385251
I worded that wrong. The end should have been:
*it's probably not necessary that billions of appreciate any given topic.

>>744380139
same anon

>>744385251
Yep, agree. Science should be our main concern.

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>>744380740
Killing yourself with a handgun is ―, especially for those who shoot themselves in the temple, as you often see in movies, it’s actually easy to fail. You may not be able to immediately die because the bullet slips due to the roundness of the skull or you may survive with severe disabilities in the worst case.

>>744388073
I for one like the small risk.