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>go to your hotel room >see this thing what do?

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>go to your hotel room
>see this thing
what do?
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Wondering which nigga stole her left big toe
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>>744375741
Untie her. Give her the shirt off my back and save her.
Her family loves me for saving her. Spend the next three years dating her and showing her what true love is.
Gain the trust of her friends.
Gain the trust of her family.
Ask her to marry me.
On our wedding night, I book the exact same room I found her in.
Tie her up and me and my buddies gang rape her all night.
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>>744375741
Picture of face. Want to see if wiered foot is balanced by nice face.
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>>744375741
Call housekeeping and tell them to return and make up the bed properly!
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>>744375741
Is she missing a toe?
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Know that that one guy must be near.
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Go to front desk. Tell them I ordered a ginger not a slant eye.
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>>744375741
The obvious thing: Hand her a bowl of eggs.
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>>744375741
Untie her and ask if she's OK, who did this, make her take a shower take her for a nice meal, make her feel comfortable, she starts to love me, then i merry her and we can be happy
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>>744375741
Untie her, she hugs me saying tank you, then i proceed to rape her
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Ask who cut her toe in my absence
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call house keeping to get a fresh one and have the room made up
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Make her eat a whole bowl of eggs
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>>744377674
>>744378013
everyone else is a newfag
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>>744375741
insert some eggs into her cunt and then punch her guts
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>>744375741
Go to med express get a pre-game penicillin shot... Go back and fuck.
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>>744378054
A real newfag is obsessed with their title newfag and thus are obsessed with hiding it. If you ever see someone use "newfag" as an insult at another person specifically, you can guarantee that person is a newfag. All newfags think, "I don't know shit and I don't want to lurk at all, so if I just go around calling people newfags, nobody will notice I am one." If someone actually says they're a newfag, they're not and they're trolling.oldfag isn't going to go around complaining of newfags because it'd turn the wrath of /b/ against them and end up likeAlex Wuori
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>>744375741
Save her marry her and fuck her everyday i can.
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>>744378054
Now get out kid
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>>744378054
99% of oldfags have left /b/ rarely to return
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>>744375741
proceed to finally fuck an asian girl
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>put a blanket over her
>call the cleaners
>i'm not cleaning up the last tenants mess
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>>744375741
sit on the bed, get my injection gear ready, shoot myself, then go for nap i guess
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>>744375741
Ask her what happened to her left big toe.
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>>744376325
I like this plan, this is a good plan
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>>744375741
Call the concierge and let hin know the hooker they sent was at least five years older than requested.
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>>744375741
Tie her to the bed instead. How am I supposed to get my dick inside her when there's a chair in the way?
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>744375964

Underrater post
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If she wants to be there fuck yaking turns on who gets to do, if this is some kind of kidnapping that I stumbled upon call the cops, untie her and give her a blanket and some clothes. Them probably go with her someplace safer like the lobby until the cops show up
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>>744375741
>take my ugly dick out
>dance around her like crazy
>insert her fingers in my ass
>unload crap on her ugly vago
>have sex with my crap
>throw the bitch out because she is ruining the mood
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>>744386256
If you turned 360 degrees you'd be going in the same direction
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>>744375741
Put the bag back over her head
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[x] genuflect
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>>744375741
I'd ask what happened to her toe
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>>744386895
found the newfag
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>>744378448
>newfag
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>>744386256
>>744386895
>>744387077
Why do you faggots role play this conversation in every thread? The turn 360 meme never was and never will be funny.
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>>744375741
kick her out. no asians pls
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>>744375741
WTFFFFFFF ?????????????????????????
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steal the tiny shampoo bottles
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>>744387419
She is a power point probably fell off one of those mix masters they call motor bikes wearing flip flops and scraped it off on the road
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>>744386309
Underwater post
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>>744379714
>mfw i'll never cum in an asian qt 3.14
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>>744375741
call paramedalists
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>>744378598
Source on these statistics?

Im still here. Nobody ever truly "leaves".
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>>744388609

anon, there are nudes / other photos of this chick - do you have them as well? she's literally one of the hottest bodies around
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>>744389935
Fucking newfag
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>>744389856
>MFW I can cum inside an Asian qt 3.14 whenever I want
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>>744375741
I free her
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>>744390041
Summer's over kiddo.
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>>744375741
>go to your hotel room
>see this thing
what do?
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>>744375741
not fuck her, I don't like seconds
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>>744390111
so why don't you right now?
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>>744390111
sauce
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>>744390260
I don't want to drive to her work and have her lose money for us. I have actually been working a rather promising angle of having her bring in one of her friends to our marriage. But need to navigate those conversations very carefully.

>>744390287
Not sure friend. She is Japanese though so probably some rando JAV video.
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>>744376325
So u waste all tgat time just to reveal ur identiry and get her back in tge same exact position shes in lol
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>>744390111
pics
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>>744377747
Are u gonna invite her big toe to the wedding?
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say 'excuse me' and walk out
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>>744389935
The OldFags saw the cancerous state that /b/ was moving towards and decided to go back to FYAD. Today's FYAD = old /b/ many of 4chan's OldFags are current and popular posters in FYAD
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឴ ឴឴ ឴▲
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respect her
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Right away tell her. You know you dont gave to eat all those eggs
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>>744375741
Cut left foot off.
Make 4 wishes.
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