Would /b/ fuck my cousin?
Kik me at roberto0274 if interested
>>744374089
sure, but she wouldn't fuck me
>>744374752
Forcings always an option
>>744374990
she's not quite worth a rape charge
might work if i kill her afterward though
I would if I still could. But some things just don't work as well when you're close to 80.
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
But who calls dat livin' when no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years
-- Ira Gershwin, "It Ain't Necessarily So"
>>744375856
where did your life to so wrong that you're on /b/ at that age?
>>744375981
Best age to be here, when there's really not much else. I'm not wasting the good parts of life. Most of my relatives are dead, and I don't get out much due to health.
I have a couple of friends left, but they're also old so we rarely visit except online. Kids bring over the grand kids pretty close to every week. But that still leaves a lot of time to fill in.
>>744376418
fair point
most people that age can barely use the internet, let alone find this shithole