Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say /b/?

Tell her you're going to clown college and ask her if she could teach you how to do the eye makeup

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>>744370859
Lmao gave me a good laugh


>>744370941

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>>744370941
Another

>>744371022
compliment her on her brows

>>744370576
Nudes. Preferably sharpie in butthole.

>>744371071
Went with the brow compliment lmao

>>744371071
This

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>>744371413

>>744371431
Wtf am I supposed to say now tho lmao. I hate it cause I get loads of matches but I'm so bad at conversations lmao

>>744371572

Anyone who uses tinder is anti-social.

>>744371431

>>744371431
Ask about her interests, I guess.

>>744371572
The trick is to get her talking, just ask some simple questions about her. chicks love talking about themselves

>>744371431
Send her some copypasta

>>744371431
Don't do anything too stupid, I really want to see this go somewhere funny

>>744371811
Not on dating apps they dont, too many creeps. They are trying to see if you're a murderer.

>>744371572
Ask about the benefit of being vegan and /b will try to debunked it

>>744371022
She's got decent tits

>>744371897
Are there any?

>>744371022
Sesame Street eyebrows. Fancy.

Are you typing yet, OP?

>>744371572
Ask her how it feels to be literally no different from millions of other bitches. Joking about wanting to kill yourself and fucking yourself with cucumbers doesn't make you special

>>744371964
Thats the point matey

>>744372013
Lol

>>744372073
Kek

Alright lads op here, still deciding what to say, help me my dudes!!!

>>744372228
Compliment her hair or something

>>744372228
Just idle chat or else it will be super awkward when you write again

Hurr

Dumb bristol cunt. Ask her how it is at bimm and dbs

>>744371431

ask her how she feels about Bones the rapper

100% chance she loves it

jew/10

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Did I fuck up b

>>744372630
nah mate that's a normal question

>>744370576
>too much money spent on a Shitty haircut
>Painted on eyebrows
>Sleeves for arms (to cover her cutting habit)
>All the pictures are in a dirty room
>Makeup and crap all over the bed
Run for the hills you tard

>>744372228
Ask her what's her favourite white soundcloud rapper

>>744372716
wtf nice facefuck anyway kek

>>744372630
She's a bartender, ask her about drinks.

>>744371431
Just ask her how's it going and what she's doing except don't use those word. Use something like 'how's the summer treating you' or 'what are you up to'. Just say precisely the same thing everyone else says except differently.
English isn't my first language but you'll figure something out.

>>744372630
Don't over think things just fire away.

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Got a reply b, what should I say

>>744372972
"Just like the color of your pusspuss?"

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Ere we go lads

Ask her if her collar and cuffs match, and can she show you.

>>744373058
:/

>c'mon m8
>ye goin in circlez

>>744370576
polish bruja

>>744373047
This

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>>744371065
Eyebrows

>>744372972
She likes chelsea wolfe, she's probably too cool for you. She might like Warpaint too. Ask her if it's gonna be the same color that the bassist in warpaint has if you actually want that pussy

>>744372972
I'd have gone for something like "sometimes you gotta change things up to keep life interesting; right? What other things are you interested in?"

>>744373221
Go for this if you're a 36 year old kv faggot

>>744373265
Ahaha absolutely this

>>744373221
>what other things are you interested in?
>people with personalities lol

>>744373221
This

>>744373265
Kind of remarkable how quick you can spot I'm a total bore, but what does kv stand for?

OP you ugly or hottie? Post picks

>>744373058
ask her if you can dye her pussy hair white then shit on top so it looks like an old black man with a beard

stop fucking around and drop her a dickpic

>>744373486
back to the drawing board with this one

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>>744373399
Idk u tell me

>>744373579
meh id fuck you

Op needs to stop being a faggot and start being mean. This bitch wants you to be her daddy op, assert yourself and take control. Be rough, she'll let you in that pussy in the next hour if you show her how a real man disrespects her.

if she says yes tell her you dont care

>>744373684
this

>>744373684
Maybe this. But not too much disrespect

>>744373058
>Do you dye it often?

Op, think form a second how autisic that question just was.

what a lame reply , you"re the typical cuckfag. be more aggressive and take charge , she is a typical submissive dumb emo cunt with daddy issues

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>>744370576
>Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say /b/?

Ask her why she has Groucho Marx's moustache for eyebrows.

>>744373579
you look ok but also as if you'd cry yourself into your sleep every night. this emo thing still seems to work on some girls

>>744373684
This.
Op try this.

Message 1:
>hey You're really cute wonna bang?

Message 2 sent straight after.
>hang*

Message 3: Well, whatever.

>>744373684
>>744373755
"Do you die it often?"

You fucked up but can come back saying this:

"I always have wondered why people change their hair so much. Everyone I've ever seen doing that is either popping pills or has some mental health problems or daddy issues.
Do you have daddy issues?
Do you want some daddy issues?"

>>744373684
Alright then mate, what should I say next?

>>744373652
Okay let's bang

>>744374012
Lmao might just say this, who agrees?

>>744373330
Kissless virgin. In my experience, don't be too witty. "sometimes you gotta change things up to keep life interesting; right?" is what a witty faggot would say. It expresses nothing, not even an opinion. It's just something you said to not shut up. Literally say you wanna he what color is her pussy hair, anything but that.

Don't say opinions, don't state facts. Those are the 2 rules you gotta follow.

>>744373058

you dun goofed up on this one kiddo, sperged all over the place

so actually she aint rly Holding a convo with you... ask her to meet up and give her sum fuk

>>744374064
Do it

>>744371651
This. It's sad and pathetic. Men I once respected and considered alpha and not cucks are now beta and total cucks on this gay little fag app.

>>744374064
+1

>>744373684
This, with more disrespect. Say her eyebrows look like fucked up fat ass caterpillars and now you only wanna fuck her from the back.

>>744374020
nice steal mate. pls tell me you are not that gay /soc fagget for real
what is you sc handle? it was posted on /soc anyway

OP HERE.

THIS IS NOW A ROLL THREAD.

>dubs decide.

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>>744374164
I think my dog found your hat

>>744374265
Kek

>>744374265
Thank you m'lady

Fuck she responded half way through lmao, do I just keep going?

>>744374304
Kek

>>744374074
If you're not gonna talk about opinions or facts, what's left?

>>744374383
Yes

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>>744374383

>>744374260
let me dye your pubes orange you bitch

>>744374493
"Fuck that's crazy. I've always wanted to fuck a chick with short hair. Are you vegan or vegitarian?"

>>744374581
Thiiiis 10/10 will work trust I've done it

>>744374581
Who thinks I should say this?? Just fuck my shit up lmao

>>744374493
See, as soon as you started being condescending she replies 300% more than usual.
Don't be a pussy, keep being condescending and your sex life will improve.

>>744373486
Reroll

>>744374493
On your head or...?

>>744374581
Roll.

>op is new fag.

>>744374493
if you're looking for something else to get bored of very quickly, how about I show you my dick?

>>744373058
I love you Anon..

>>744374493
>>744374638
Depends if you want your dick wet or you only want to be le internet trole

>>744374247
I rarely go on soc, I think someone always posts my snap there lmao

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>>744374638
Yeah that seems like your best bet

>>744374711
winrar

>>744373486
roll

I'm a vegan myself. But I eat kebab.

open bobs babyu

Lmao rip

>>744374718
also saying you like to see dicks mate? come on bro, not funny

>>744373579
you're cute

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>>744374787

>>744374785
rerollle

>>744374638
Stop overthinking it. She's a six at best.

>>744374493
she's probably a crazy ass feminist. Better back off while you still can

>>744374806
Nice prepare for nudes

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>>744374806
Nice. Keep us posted op

>>744374806
Ask her what color her nipples are.

>>744370576

who the fuck is Chelsea Wolfe

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IS this your cat?

>>744374849
Hell no man. Feminists always have daddy issues and fucking love rough sex and gobbling cock.

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LMAO JUST completely ignored me

Look, so you're a six AT BEST and I'm a busy man. You gonna open your sweet, sweet bobs or am I gonna have to move to someone of a higher standard?

>>744374939
I'm a vegan myself. But I eat kebab.

>>744374939
youve already won

>>744374954
rr

>>744374064
ME

>>744374954
rolling this

>>744374939
I bet you make the best milk ever after I get you pregnant. Whats your milk? Vanilla, chocolate 1% or 2%? Dont say blue milk, thats just nasty.

>>744374954
roll

>>744374954
kek

>>744374998
rolleing

Damn i want to know what happens next!

bwoah

>>744374939
"Where do you get off ignoring a man's advances you generic whore?" Put this bitch in her place.

do u like death grips and b;lack metal?

set up a date

>>744375005
Pretty much, she responded and likes to ramble on about her self.

>>744374939
how come you are lactating? you have a baby?

>>744374998
do this lol

>>744374939
Nope, you made a statement, she accepted it by responding to your question. You're in, but you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

Tell her that you're really interested in girls that know who they are, but you also think that some food trends won't last but you're willing to try anything. Then ask " are you willing to try anything"

Do it as one message.

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>>744374939
Tell her you want to shave her head while banging her.

>>744375188
INWRAR

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>>744374939
the fact she didn't flip out and unmatch says she is DTF. At the same time she avoided that you said that, but that's normal with women. Definitely wants to suck your cock. DO IT

Do it, anon.

>>744375196
That is smooth af

>>744375188
dubs. go Op.

>>744374939
Veggies are great, especially if you drink milk too. Its okay to break the rules lol. Also, when you squat over my head and shit in my face, your crap will smell sweet and be smooth enough for us to use as lube for my fist in your yeasty cunt hole.

>>744375196
Who says I should do this???

>>744375282
it's probably your best shot op

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Veganism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Eat The Meat Like Nigga Open Your Mouth Haha

>>744375282
Dubs were got OP. You must obey that.

>>744375282
DO EEET

>>744375308
KEK this

>>744375196
Do this

>>744375224
This is so very true

>>744374939
you dumb cuntfag , she obviously is not going straight into the fucking part. the fact that she replied implies she wants the D , she just wants to look ' classy'. now say some edgy stuff like , how u like meat , especially lamb cuz it's so soft and tender. tell her that if she was a lamb she'd be your first pick

>>744371651
ok, sorry ill stop using it now.

>>744375344
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dubs Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Post The Shit Comment Like Nigga Copy And Paste Haha

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send her this pic

ask what does the Italian term "macelleria" mean

>>744375207
this

>>744374806

he did it the absolute Madman

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Here we go lads

>>744375196
Do this or youre a fucking faggot

We're actually helping you get laid. Feel lucky

>>744375282
Yes.

>>744374939

"Really, you don't look pregnant."

>>744375433
Like anal

>>744375433
Damn that was waaaaaaay out of context man!

>>744375433
Nudes inbound

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>>744375433
>HE SAID AS ONE MESSAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>744375196

>>744370576

Chelsea here.

I'm following this thread and totally trolling FaggOP.

>>744375477
this

>>744375308
get outta here brownie

>>744373486
Honestly this is the best reply in this fucking thread, holy kek

>>744373221
the fuck

>>744375527
no u

>>744375433
"Sorry my friend typed that haha but you're into music production guys? i can make your pepe hool make sounds so maybe we can make jam sesh soon? xoxo"

>>744370576
clearly a dude
-manly face
-manly hands
-hidden adam's apple

>>744375477
Dubs do it op

>>744375555
idgaf about quads, please don't fucking do this OP. You've actually got a shot. WE WANT NUDES

>>744374938
and then fuck your life up if you're not careful, I'm not that but really stay away or at least be very careful

>>744375433
OP has an unfair advantage because he looks like a chad not a neck beard. Still id say your already in and dont need /b to help u get your willy wet.

>>744375566
OP IS A CUNT he doesn't do all the dubs what a CUNT

Ask her how big her dick is, but like, in a sweet/curious way

>>744375555
Don't you dare.

>>744375555
NO

>>744375433
If she responds it's going to be with a laugh, or a question

Ask her to coffee immediately so you can meet and see what she's like. If you drag this conversation out you're not getting laid. If she says yes to coffee you can invite her over after she agrees to meet.

Wait for her to reply

>>744375558
Post this to her.

>>744375616
Reroll

>>744375666
Satan has spoken

>>744375548
I have absolutely zero experience with this kind of stuff

WHAT'S HAPPENING OP

>>744375555
HOLY FUCKING QUADS but why waist quads on something so gay

>>744374939
Tbh what do you expect when you've talked to a girl for 5 minutes and then say something as retarded as "omg I've always wanted to fuck shothaired girls heheheh" like wtf is she supposed to say? Girls dont work like that, man. and if you actually find a girl that replies to that kind of sexual comment, she's either crazy or a fucking mental mess (or both at the same time.)

>>744375719
>waist
kys youreself

>>744375616
This

>>744375616
Absolutely barbaric

>>744375688
>>744375666
>>744375599
>>744375566
>>744375555
>>744375477
>>744375433
>>744375344
>>744375188

holy mother of gets

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>>744375555
This sucks dude. Everyone here has been trying to get op laid. Stop being 16 and help or shut up

>>744375666
GODAMNNN satan said no. Fucking satan trumps. Thank you satan we love u

>>744375599
Idk, only feminists have been able to deep throat and swallow. The biggest sluts call themselves sex positive.

>>744375766
Agreed, I want OP to start a cute relationship with her and to use her nudes to shippose

>>744370576
Tell her she is wearing a smashing blouse

>>744375747
Awe man ok i will.

>>744375509
prove it

>>744375555
God damnit /b/ i fucked up.

sorry OP, but please don't post this, never thought i woulda get quads :(

>>744375804
Shitpost***

>>744375402
it means butcher shop nothing strange there

Ask how many xannies is she on rn

UPDATE US OP

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Beautiful

OP has abandoned us fopr his harlem.

is OP kill?

>>744375872
She's not responded, I think it's dead jim

>>744375725
>she's either crazy or a fucking mental mess (or both at the same time.)
That's 90% of women

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>>744373938
Either way it's a win

>>744370576
say if she will suck crushed xannies from ur dick...
aka the bitter dick

>>744375926
she probably had to tweet about non binary genders or social justice, be patient fam

>>744375952
you just don't know how girls work

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>>744375804