ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe. Part 2.

>>744369639
Emma stone went to high school with me in Scottsdale Az

We made out at a party once when very drunk

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>>744369639
I fucked this shitty z-list actress.

She's actually pretty cool but crazy as fuck, An a raging alcoholic

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2996248/

>>744369639
you have a podcast don't you

>>744369639
I fucked Jesus
AMA

>>744369639
t. dan schneider

>>744369639
How does it feel to know that you've been linked to Dan "The man with the plan to get her in the van" Schneider via indirect sex?
I'd do anything to even look at that legendary man in person
The things he has done, is doing, and will do are so unfathomably irredeemable Satan created a special seat next to his throne in Hell specifically for him

>>744369639

My friend fingered a girl that was an extra in Juwanna Mann.

>>744370105
lold

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>>744369639
does pornstars count?

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Donald Trump, fucked me real good, no rubber and just enough lube to get it in.
Here's him booty calling me on snapchat.

My name is Kim
I fucked this guy right in the pussy

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>>744370310
Forgot picture
Fucking nk internet

>mfw

>>744370295
Hot

I fucked Delta Goodrem (Aussie singer) when she was in year 12 (I was in 2nd year Uni)

>>744370454
Pics?

>>744370454
What age is that? That would be 16 ish in UK money.

>>744369639

I fucked, dated, married, am still married and have two kids with the big sister of the most famous manga author in the world.

Trust me or don't, I don't give a fuck and I'm not posting pics.

>>744370288
Not if you paid

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I had a short relationship with her back in 2010

>Brenda Asnicar

Now we're just friends and I see her like twice a year but we normally talk on Skype whenever we're bored

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>>744370755
weeb autism.

>>744370764
good, then it counts

>>744370525
17 years ago mate
>>744370744
Yeah she was 16/17

>>744370885
Well tell the fucking story then.

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A friend fucked Taylor Momsen when she was on tour in our country

>>744370905
Nice. I vaguely remember her having a few songs out over here. Didn't find her that attractive but it's prime teen pussy so still would.

>>744370905
Pics or it didn't happen
17 years is no excuse

>>744370755
One Piece authors sister?

>>744369770

So Im sure you know she didnt go by that first name LOL

>>744371070
What's wrong with the name Emma?

>>744370062
That guy gets it.

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Larry David, he like to have casual small talk during sex.

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met him on a night out. We had a few drinks and then he brought me and few friends back to his. We done drugs but I wont say which ones to protect. He fucked me my best friend that night. Was about 5 years ago I think he was about 60 and im 25 now.

>>744371200
She went by the name Emily until she joined the Actor's Guild.

I fucked Avril Lavigne a long time ago, met her at a bar in Saskatchewan. Cool chick but kinda weird as well

>>744371268
how does she look naked?

>>744370909
not really much to tell

>met her in a bar
>we talked
>did not know she does porn
>after a few drinks we kissed
>walked home together
>gave me a handjob on the streets
>fucked in the stairs of my home
>she came on her tits
>never saw her again

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>>744369639

>>744371356
More exciting than anything I've done lately.

>>744371268
details

>>744371356
>she came on her tits

>>744369639
Did she gave you a footjob?

>>744370986
Didn't have my SLR camera on me at the party sorry>>744370981
She was pretty cute blonde thing. Had already signed a record deal and I think the year later started on Neighbours

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>>744371325
seconded
always disappointed me she never got nude

>>744371427
yeah my bad (I'm on work)
>she rode my cock like no other girl before
>came on her tits

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kek

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Not me, but I know someone who did

>>744371325
Not bad but I'm into the whole skinny/kinda emo thing

>>744371255
Was it any good ?

>>744370062
I think you mean Dan "Get into the Van" Schneider

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Fucked her for a few months.
She's a german singer and actress.

>>744371268
Condom or not condom?

Any more details?


Fuck she's so hot/crazy

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Boned Saoirse Ronan in LA about 3 years ago. Very nice girl, but total one night stand, would actually have liked more.

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>>744371463
Oh, Dan...

>>744371614
how are her tits/ass?

>>744371501
doesn't she have some nipslip pararazzi pics?

>>744371042

Yep'.

>>744371830
It must take a toll a woman to do that.....

>>744369639
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

>>744371703
Used a rubber idk what she might of had. We left the bar and headed back to my cousins place 'I was staying there and they were out of town', pretty straight forward sex other than she's one of the few girls that blew me while looking up at me, that kind of shit drives me wild. After we fucked we laid around for a bit and she started telling me about family problems and stress and shit

>>744371689
no way. story please.

taylor swift

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Odd chick. I'm not sure on the whole "boyish" demeanor she has going on and I suspect she goes for girls more often than guys, but she sure rides well and has a great ass.

>>744371879
Don't count

>>744371899
Story?

>>744369639
None

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>>744371268
>>744371614
Perhaps you can clear up a debate. Since you've actually seen her tits, can you confirm if this alleged pic of her from the Fappening is really her?

People are pretty certain it's legit.

>>744372533
Fantasies don't count

>>744372147
she's sort of cute in her own way

>>744372212
I saw her and her sister play a couple times before in L.A. Small venues where you can meet them afterwards.

This time she was playing with someone else. Went to talk to her after she finished and she remembered me. We had a couple drinks and she invited me to follow back to her place which wasn't far. It was in Silver Lake. Got to her place and she led me past her roommate that was on the couch to the bedroom. We fucked twice but in the morning she said had a music meeting to go to so I had to go.

>>744371790
I imagine her eyes looking at you make blowjobs ten times better

>>744372563
not a fantasy

>>744370946
Was it worth it? All I can imagine with her is at least 20 different types of STD's.

>>744372728
Why though? It's not like she's some slut.

>>744372619
I can confirm it does

>>744372101
She had a role in a tv soap where i work too (I'm not an actor)
She's very cute, we were not a couple just fuck friends. we fucked often in her dressing room. she's very wild. A really really good fuck, ok, her bjs are shit. But she swallows and let me cum in her face. we fucked maybe 4-5 months almost everyday.and yeah that's it.

>>744372757
How would you know?

>>744372836
>cum in her face
My kinda girl. Anal or freaky shit too?

>>744372728
all i know is what he said.
"awesome,sweet ass, no bj, nice little pussy, eat her out, made her come, would bang her again, 10/10"

Provide details people. Otherwise you can easily be dismissed as making up stuff

>>744373006
how do her tits look?

>>744371268
Let's hear some more details on the fucking part.

>>744369639
That bitch has DSL for days.
Is it true she gets passed around like a joint at Uni parties?

>>744373117
No, that's a myth

>>744373006
Guess that's something.
>>744373036
You're an idiot.

>>744373036
really? A dozen pics out there...

>>744372938
yeah, i love it when they let you come on her faces.
no she said, anal? never.maybe when i'm married.
not really freaky, but she told me that she had a orgy once (2 girls, 3men)

>>744373157
never topless tho

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>>744373146
Hi, notMiranda

>>744372728
she had an orgy for a music video so I imagine so

i fucked kate middleton once because i'm also a royal from bokassa family

>>744372551
That was confirmed real, newfag....

>>744373280
>she had an orgy for a music video
She's not a singer, she's just a skank with a melody.

>>744373441
Her voice is fine, as is her acting and her body.

Zahia dehar, you'd know her from her cat stripper scene a while back. Story is simple I was checking out high end escorts and prostitutes through Europe she was my French selection, found out later that she was 16 and apparently I'm cock cousins with David Beckham, worth noting 16 and prostitute in France is legal at the time

>>744373270
Is this a shoop, or she really posted a selfie on just her bra?

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>>744369770
So did you go to online classes with her, or the all-girls college prep school?

>>744371790
Greentext?

>>744369639
Sure

>>744373379
No, it wasnt. A side by side picture pointing out her tit freckle isn't proof, newfag.

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I had sex with a small name Brit actress, Faye Marsay, maybe two and a half years ago. Really great pair of tits and a total nut in bed. Though it wasn't actually on a bed, it was a couch.

>>744370062
>>744373117
Dan the man trained her well

>>744373751
there was a ton of proof

I once had sex with a local celebrity of my country before she was "famous", but she's not internationally known

>>744374025
So the answer is no then.

>>744370946

Damn, she looks haggard.

not sure if this counts but i used to hang out with a mate who knew russell crowe. around 2011 we were hanging out in sydney when russell calls him and they decide to have some drinks. next thing you know they're ordering hookers, russell wanted us to hide in the closet while he fucked the hooker.

it felt pretty fucking dirty tbh. i was sad that he's a sex freak.

>>744374127
u wot? how?

>>744373751
Why wouldn't that be proof?

>>744372835
neat

>>744374190
Because everyone on earth has freckles? Its not that I dont want it to be her, but that was one of the few I never bought into, a lot of people just want it to be her, so they'll say it is. People do that shit with ariel winter daily.

>>744369639
Always thought Cosgrove looks like a lowkey wild slut. I bet she comes onto boards and reads what people would do to her.

>>744371373
pillows don't count

>>744369770
lie

>>744372551
Unfortunately, it is not. Her boobs looked a good bit different from that.

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She came to stay at my uncles (her father was a close friend) during the war in Kosovo. I was a bit younger than her, we kissed and dry humped. Was too inexperienced to close the deal. She's Rita Ora btw. Wasn't nearly as sexy as she is now.

>>744373928
Pity she looks like Daniel Craig

>>744373530
Oh shit... anon just blew you out the water. Itt: virgins talk about fantasies.

>>744374470
She still isn't sexy

>>744374313
There was a shitload of evidence/proof. Plus she had a whole set of pics leaked from her phone, not just that one.

>>744374476
but with nice tits

>>744374442
Told ya'll niggers it wasnt her.

>>744374442
fuck

>>744374442
My burden in life is always being correct, but no one ever listening, feels badman

I fucked a girl who's boyfriend was in the Stevie Knick's video "Stand Back."

And I fucked a chick who was almost killed by Ronald Reagan's wife.

>>744374313
It's a lot more than just "people wanting it to be real" it's really obvious that it is real, you can line up half a dozen different things proving it
There's a good reason it's considered completely confirmed by all. I can't believe there's still doubters, did you miss all the Fappening or what?

>>744374666
>>744374583
>>744374567
>>744374442
samefag....

>>744374776
wrong.

>>744371255
Faggot

>>744374802
Ok you wanna explain how?

>>744374799
2 out of 4, not bad.

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>>744374529
All of this

>>744370755
Toriyama's sister? Can you remind him Launch exists?

>>744371268
Are you ska8ter boi?

UK fag here, 3

Sheridan smith on and off, but we dont talk anymore because crazy

louisa lytton just the once, messy, drug induced mess we were though

and lily allen on and off, started before she married, picked up when she divorced, last time 5 weeks ago.

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>>744374825
you add 1 + 2, then you do 6 divided by 2 which is 3 so you are left with 3(3). so the answer is 9 you fucking idiot not 1

>>744374442
BTFO

>>744374442
lies

>>744370454
any good? I get the feeling she's bad in bed. She seems like she lacks rhythm on the tvshow

>>744373751
>>744374313
>Tits and nips look identical to hers
>Same location as other pics
>Wearing same necklace as elsewhere
>Same clothes also
>EXIF data confirms same day as her other leaked cellphone pics
>Moles/freckles all match
>She admitted to getting hacked and didn't deny the pic

Checkmate...

>>744373928
wasn't she in GOT?

>>744371586
Damn queen

I dont think anyone in this thread has had sex.

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Don't ask me how I managed it. I don't know myself, I simply don't question it

>>744372551
There's like three collages of various proofs, I think we can say it's confirmed by now.

>>744375258
you just google the name you idiot

>>744375362
ah, the irony

>>744375378
how did you manage it

>>744374802
ok, how do you know it's not real, since you're so sure?

>>744375408
I didn't. I just remember her.

>>744375258
yeah, she played The Waif in season 5

>>744375424
I had some cocaine and suddenly became much better at fast talking.

>>744374958
How would you know?

>>744369639
She was a cutie. Shame Dan happens ;_;

>>744374875
>>744372551
>>744371501
She's a rare 10/10

>>744375378
Don't know who she is but she's very pretty.

>>744374902
weeb

>>744371586
details

>>744374567
when

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>>744375258
She was. Looks a lot hotter outside the show than in it, though.

>>744375895
fuck off you weeb cunt

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>>744375667
That she is

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>>744369639
I fucked Miley May who was Miley Cyrus in the porn parodies (after she got fat) and Larkin Love.

They're both pretty batshit.

Kate McKinnon. It was back in high school. Never went all the way, but did a lot of oral.

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Met her at a music festival through a friend that knows one of her friends, hanged out and made out that night while both were really high.

Group of friends planned a bar night the week after festival, ended up staying with her that night in her place, she was very intense and needy but it was fun af.

Ive seen her a couple of times after that but she has a bf now and Im not 100% sure she was single when we hooked up so Ive kept my distance

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First time we met it was at a club through friends, got drunk and just kissed... 2nd time we met was at a house party through the same set of friends, she acted somewhat aloof but loosened up as the night went on, got a little drunk and went back to her place and fucked. This was in 2006 just before she was known, nice girl very down to earth, nice figure too... Tried to pick her up with my perfect spanish and too my surprise she could speak very little.!

>>744376044
But she's gay

>>744376044
>mfw shes a lesbian and has been since she was like 11

>>744375763
I don't have details. It's not my story to tell. Just that he said they had been talking for a couple months. Dated. Showed me a picture on his phone she sent to him. He's 20 btw. And no he's not black.

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From behind

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>>744376213
>And no he's not black
...thanks for the info?

>>744373530
RIIIIIP, homie got roasted! Haha. You could have at least lied and said you went to Brophy. That would be realistic.

>>744376080
How does she look naked?

>>744376390
>implying anybody here is telling the truth

>>744376439
Same as dressed. Ugly as hell.

>>744376580
I wasn't talking to you

>>744376246
right in the ash?

>>744376649
what

>>744376439
she looks good, tight body

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>>744376580
But she looks pretty good dressed? From the neck down.

>>744376721
How big are her tits? I can never tell what she's got, it's never consistent in her dresses

>>744376135
>>744376202
OK. Being lesbian doesn't mean you absolutely never tried out dick, dummies.

>>744369639
I went to a News Years party in Coquitlam with Magda Apanowicz. She was pretty flirty with me every time we ever spoke before that and the pattern continued there as well... But I have ironclad discipline and was interested in someone else at the time, so I declined her advances. She ended up sleeping with some ginger fop at the party... It was funny because the other girls busted in on them and the guy apparently had a very small benis. I thought It was funny because he was a douche.

>>744376790
theyre small but nicely shaped, shes really tight like I said

>>744376812
It does when you're a lifelong one

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>>744376848
And that nice ass

>>744374476
Pity Daniel Craig looks like Daniel Craig.

>>744376959
her hips/ass/pussy is god tier tight and fuckable, I wish I could smash some more tbh

my dad made out with halle barry at salt fork in ohio not sure what else xDDD

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>>744374694
>a chick who was almost killed by Ronald Reagan's wife

>>744377196
berry***

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I mean I wouldn't exactly call it an achievement. Lena Dunham.
She was good though... Yep...

>>744369639
lemme guess.... at a frat party at USC right? kek faggot

>>744376959
>>744376739
She's a top tier butterface

>>744374875
weeb

>>744377444
trips for the weeb

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Did Fairuza Balk literally like 16 years ago. Maybe 17.

>>744376848
So all pushup bras? I remember people thinking she was stacked for a while there

>>744369639
Sorry to say this guys, but I've fucked all of them

>>744371255
how big was his meat?

>>744370946
More details anon....

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>>744369639
>/b/
>haveing sex at all

>>744369639
Wait... Schneider?

>>744377316
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

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>>744377526
See for yourself

>>744377500
nah its all an ilusion, theyre good but small

>>744377857
Good lord

>>744376040
disgusting

>>744377846
kek thanks for that. I knew someone had it saved

>>744377482
she always gave me the creeps

>>744376213
What was the picture?

>>744376580
Neck yourself

>>744373530
Hey faggots there is a boys school on the same property called fucking Brophy prep dumb nigger

>>744377857
yeah I know. I heard Janice Dickinson on some podcast years ago say that his dick is as big as an Aquafina bottle. she said it's legendary and that cunt has fucked thousands of men kek

>>744377846
I'd love to see Miranda taking load after load on her pretty face.

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>>744377500
>>744377886
I think she's given up trying to be pretend her tits are big

>>744377636
>>744373006

>>744376580
Her body is nice as hell though.

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>>744369639

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Before she came out I plowed that shit while we were both drunk. Her considerably more than me. Tightest pussy I've ever been in and was constantly pulling in for kisses during sex.
Damn that was an awesome night.
We did talk a bit after it though. And at the time only told me she had a little bit of experience with girls and would like to look into it further.

My guess is she didn't want some random spilling the beans at the time. But I was too hungover to process it at the time.

>>744376680
kek

>>744376080
id fuck it

>>744378276
when was that?

>>744377857
Stephen Fry told a story about Neeson's dong on QI. They were filming a movie near a lake, and during a break a bunch of the cast and crew went skinny dipping, including Neeson. After he came out of the water and started noticing people were covertly staring at his package, he said "What's the matter? Doesn't yours shrink in water?".

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>>744377846
proof. now

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>>744376680

>>744378276
But she's gay

What do you guys get out of lying on an Anonymous website?

>>744378363
kek. he seems like a cool ass guy so I ain't even mad. lucky bastard

>>744378551
Fuck off, Barti.

>>744378418
Even she says she didn't figure that out til her twenties and she had several boyfriends beforehand

>>744378255
>yfw dirty Dan has creampied all your waifus multiple times

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>This thread

>>744376886
You're the dumbest motherfucker alive.

>>744378551
kek yeah right. I heard she's never even been fully naked before. keep dreaming nerd

>>744369639
Ive fucked her too, her aunt owns a pizza shop in Downey, CA

we were both teens, so like 6 - 7 yrs ago.

One of my fondest memories..

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>>744378341
2010
>>744378418
Yes. That's why I mentioned drunkenness as well as the fact that it was highly possible that she hadn't come out to friends yet since her friends introduced her to me that night. Maybe she didn't actually enjoy it and just got railed because she wasn't ready to come out yet I don't know. All I know it was fucking great.

>>744376080
Her place near Great Pultney road?

>>744378843
k

>>744376100

Oh I came in her pussy too... was pretty tight.

>>744378075
The kind of picture a girl sends to a guy. I'm sure you can guess.

>>744378839
Heeeeeyyy I fucked her Aunt. I'm the 40 year old chubby Italian guy- You know Antonio? Yeah Antonio's cousin! The Cosgrove women huh?

>>744378843
I believe it's been said she's most likely actually bi, anyway, but says she's "gay" for simplicity and because it plays better. She's definitely been documented with boyfriends and not a long time ago either

>>744378839
Was she any good? Did she swallow?

>>744378839
details?

>>744379051
no italians there, just mexicans.

>>744379064
we were both equally bad tbh, and I've never gotten a bj from a girl who didnt finish by swallowing (including her)..

Do women NOT swallow?

>>744376680
You asshole. I'm crying laughing

Here's a realistic one because everyone here is a fucking Liar.

You know that show Honey Boo boo? The oldest daughter, Anna?
Well I fucked her a bit after she separated from her husband. It was just okay and hygiene was surprisingly good.

>>744379217
Wow, that's so great. Are you a chad? Did you fucked her ass too?

>>744379217
You are a complete and utter faggot kiddo - Antonio

>>744379217
I doubt she was bad. Dan Schneider fucked her since she was 12 or so. She already has a lot of experience.

>>744379342
Definitely more realistic than OP fucking iCarly

Used to fuck Alexis Thorpe. She was in a couple soap operas and one of the American Pie movies. It was back in 2001-04 or so. She got married but I heard she's divorced and a milf now. Not sure if she's still acting.

She was probably the best I ever had. Body was crazy and she could suck cock like it was her job. Also down for anal occasionally. Loved to have her wrists tied to the bed.

>>744379438
Who is Antonio lol

Not a sex story but my.dad grew up in Aspen Colorado and used to see celebs all the time. He told me he used to cut through this one guys yard because it was a lot shorter than going around the block. And sometimes the guy would yell at him turns out the guy was Jack Nicholson. Also Arnold Swartsanegger idk how you spell his name but he used to hang out at this place called the Paragon and smoke cigars.

my boss fucked a miss universe model, dont know which one, he mentioned a few times that they met in cocktail party he aprache her they talk a little then she went full thot mode when she figure out he was rich, they get out, went straight to her hotel and dick the hell outta her.

>>744379175
not gonna post details, we both would visit that place for different reasons.. we were both the same age, talked, things got hot ONCE, and not much more than that.. we didnt date or anything.

i thank jack black for that memory, if their was no school of rock i wouldnt have had approached her at all.

>>744369639
wet dreams doesn't count faggot

>>744379217
greentext it, please.

>>744379519
the fat Italian guy. he was pretty clear about that

>>744379536
I believe this. I've been to aspen and I know that Jack Nicholson has a place there and is just a normal dude there

>>744379571
>6-7 years ago
>inexperienced kids
Do you even know how old is icarly kek

>>744379051
>The Cosgrove women
wth is that

>>744370105
That doesn't count

>>744370105
That doesn't count

>>744370288
Sure

>>744379571
>i thank jack black for that memory
lol'd so hard. best trolling itt, dude

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I boned this Italian actress last year. I know someone that goes to the same school as her in England so we were introduced. I don't think she has been in much other than the small role in Game of Thrones which I haven't watched yet (but I did see webms of her in it), or at least I haven't seen her in anything else. Very cute girl though, had a great fuck.

>>744379755
man this was a long fucking time ago, i didnt calculate it tbh

i just went how long ago was this thing- and posted how long it felt like.. if i had said a decade, then it gets sad man.. but it was probably 2004 or 2005, long enough that school of rock was out, but drake and josh wasnt a hit or anything yet..

cuz from then on id watch drake and josh remembering that one time.

>>744370755
Akira Toriyama?

>>744379884
you would too, if you were me

actually, ive met him too (no sex) but i remember being incredibly disappointed, he was way more interested in the girl i was with than me, and he looked pretty sloppy, which was disappointing.

>>744377280
Im so sorry you were raped

>>744369639
I fucked alice cooper.
No, I mean a girl named alice cooper.
We both got high af at some KOA park and we both passed out while fucking.

>>744379536
i also believe this. i lived in aspen and i will confirm that Jack is a local

I fucked one of the Olsen twins before they got famous

>>744379953
Was she a wicked slut? Do you think her infamous college rumors are true?

>>744379949
Don't recall her in GOT at all. Must have been a very small role.

>>744379538
He had a few other good stories about celebs I'll have to ask him about it when I see him hopefully nthe thread is still up

>>744371255
slut

>>744379953
So, she was 12. And you too. That's so based if true, bro.
Come on, tell us the whole story. Only a blowjob? Did you fucked too? I'm curious about how is she irl and stuff.

>>744380231
Anyone who watches GOT will recognize her as the snek with the tits... cmon wtf is up here.

>>744380353
Oh that chick. She looks completely different out of the show for some reason.

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>>744380353

>>744372757
>sleeps with random people on tour
>not a slut
Um k.. yeahhh

>>744370820
Beautiful. How do you met her? She's is a big deal in Argentina.

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German voice actor and twitch streamer.

She's a squeaker.

>>744379953
I'd take the bait. Well, I'm sure you will never post pics, so describe her body, her nipples and vag.

>>744380231
I don't know how big the role is but I've seen her in webms where she pushes her tits up against some prison bars. I actually saw that after I boned her, not before, and just because now I obviously recognised the name.

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I get proper fucked every week by her, mind you she fucks everyone

>>744380459
proof?

>>744369639
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

fucking idiots

>>744380402
Kek thats why they are actors, to be someone they arent irl. Wardrobe and makeup do most of the magic

Bump limit
New thread?

>ITT: Bullshit and autism

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I was really young, not proud that it happened, so i don't talk much about it.

>>744371268
Liar

>>744376100
who da fuck is that?

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>>744380353
>>744380545
This webm?

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>>744380402
You should see her with long hair. Night and day

>>744379949
I think it's in the interest of all to ask "How are her tits"?

>>744380661
Was it really twelve inches long?

New thread:

>>744380787

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>>744369639
A while back i've heard that someone had fuked her in this thread. But shes not my type Miranda! Fat pussy bitch

>>744379953
She was your first then.

>>744376739
you know the crazy thing is??? in season one of got she had a very cute face but as she grew her nose and chin got elongated forward, fucked her up. i would still fuck her

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>>744380676
See that little blue triangle next to the post number? Yeah? Well, click on it and go to Google.
BTW she's the third incarnation of Betty La Fea.