I think my son is the devil. He tripped me on purpose when I was going down the stairs and just now he tried to kill my dog by giving her a huge soft pretzel. She choked on it but luckily I got the pretzel out, unfortunately she had a seizure after. I'm getting worried. What do I do about this kid?
>>744360852
lmfao
Inject Herron into that nigger and kill him.
>>744360852
piss in her lucky charms
Shouldn't of named him Damien, wtf were you thinking anon.
What a stupid fucking thread
>>744360852
Probably a troll?
But just to be serious for a moment.
The devil will never humble himself to be a human.
When God finally casts him down to Earth as Anti-Christ he will still not be a human he will be in Angelic form (Even though a fallen Angel.)
That is why so many will be fooled by him. When he lies and claims to be Christ returned to rapture folks away. A lot of folks including religious and non-religious alike will be fooled that day.
But that what you get for listening to fools in funny hats instead of actually reading the Book.
>>744360852
how old is this kid?
my guess: three
>>744364289
That is an actor from the Gregory Peck film the Omen.
>>744364377
i know that, anon. i still want to know how old OP's kid is.