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I got asked an interesting question today. Is it possible to

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I got asked an interesting question today. Is it possible to induce erectile dysfunction? A friend wants to have problems, but they're a bit too much of a faggot to try ask about. So, /b/, is it possible? If so, how?
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Apply a strong pain killing lotion to your penis. Dental pain killing creams are probably easiest
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desensitize yourself to porn to a extreme amount
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Viagra prescription?
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Chain smoke. Smoking helps to narrow your blood vessels, resistant too your extremities including your cock. Make for less potent erections or flat out erectile dysfunction
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>>744356018
>Is it possible to induce erectile dysfunction?
>Viagra

nigga
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This thread's doing a good job of killing my boner. How's that?
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>>744355394

But why? Impotence does not mean without libido, it just means he won't be able to get it up even if he wants to.
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circumcision
alcohol consumption
frequent prolonged stress
sleep deprivation
get him to masturbate constantly
some type of venereal disease like chlamydia

I don't understand why he'd WANT to have ED, but it's on him (and you) I guess. best of luck (worst of luck?) to him
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>>744355895

this

high-speed idanet plus porn is causing ed to many a people
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>>744356073
Induce erectile dysfunction, go doctor, show flaccid Pepe, get prescription.

Viagra + working boner
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Dysfunction means it's not working as it's supposed to, so if you induce a boner it's just a boner.
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>>744356225

>circumcision

i had my dick cut for medical reasons
and it didn't cause any erectyle problems
quite the contrary
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>>744356248
the nigga wants ED, he doesn't want viagra
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>>744356309
It's because you were gay for cut dick all along
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>>744356018
>>744356248
you're kinda stupid, aren't you?
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>>744356403
Oh, I imagined the scenario in my head and thought he said temporary ED.

I am a stupid fag
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I hope I get dubs but if not oh well
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>>744356513
Oh well.
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Trips gets ED
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>>744355394
For what purpose, OP? Genuinely curious.
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>>744355394
I have to ask, why does he want ED?
Not judging, just curious.
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>>744356669
>>744356711
Because he wants to be limp permanently. Why else? He's into it. And I'm more than happy to help him out.
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>>744356309
the damage to your genital blood vessels is significantly more likely to trigger erectile dysfunction than in an intact male overall. even if YOU'VE never had boner issues doesn't mean that most (or some) men who've been cut don't eventually or usually do
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>>744356898
so what, he should kick his friend in the beanbag?
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>>744356309

Second that. I been cut since birth and had a bone in my prick like a steel rod till I was almost 40. Shit muthafukka ... anon got a case of bad facts. They must be alternative.
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>>744355394
first realize that life has no meaning, and his life in particular is neither special nor valuable.

then understand that he personally has nothing to offer, no reason for continuing his bloodline.

if these existential steps are followed both carefully and rigorously he should very quickly lose all ability to get an erection. Because he's a worthless piece of shit that shouldn't reproduce, just like everyone else.

protip: this existentialist cure for erections is irreversible. Once you realize how worthless you literally and factually are there's no going back to being a hard cocked fucker of womens.
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>>744357218
Worked for me.
Since I gave up hope I feel a lot better.
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>>744357015
either that or start slicing skin off his chloroformed buddy's cock in his sleep. I'm not that picky tbh
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>>744356739
into it as in sexually? like he gets off on the idea of not being able to get hard, similar to a chastity fetish? Be more specific.
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>>744357334
me too.
once you understand your true place in the universe your dick won't get hard for anything.
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>>744356309
>cutting out penis tissue with tons of nervs that involve arousal
>nah bro circumcision cant cause erectyle disfunction

ok bro
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>>744357427
Similar to a chastity fetish, only he can still touch his dick/can still technically cum if he tried hard enough. He's textbook femboy, so I suppose he wants to be more girly, or something.
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>>744357773
I see. Very good. I approve.
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Start long distance bicycling. That bike seat pounding your groin will eventually kill your willy wonka. Straight talk.
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LSD makes my dick shrivel up for 12 hours. it's a VERY uncomfortable feeling in that state of mind.
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>>744355794
fuck no nigga, that just makes it easy to be hard but impossible to satisfy, trust me. op, what you wanna do is fap 3 times a day ON said anesthetics or vasocontrictors for about 10 years, easy peasy. the people who fap once a day are already on their way to 25 years since day of fap ED.

its easy, find some benedryl, or anything containing diphenhydramine or dimenhydrinate. shits a sedative so take 2 at first, wait an hour and fap. youll notice that, if your not asleep already, that its like A VIRGIN, FAPPING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIIIIIIIIME. because it contricts the bloodvessels and yadda yadda yadda makes every sensation that much more sensitive. remember fapping for 3 hours and getting the tingles in your legs when you came? same thing but youll make it 6 strokes and blow a load 3 seconds into your porno and wonder what happened. of course, youll get a tolerance, and before you know it your doing 600 mgs a night, and since its a deleriant youll finish fapping, go lay in bed, close your eyes and the suns out and the ipod on your chest is blaring a song you hate so you go to grab it and change the song and...theres no ipod and its actually 2 am and dark and youll
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