Movie/television characters that are literally you.

Not sure you understand the definition of literally

>>744355049
You would not be in this shithole

>>744355104
*figuratively.

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>>744355049

I will start then. I am just like the sheep fucker from Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. I like to fuck sheeps and play my guitar.

>>744357921

is this your way of coming out as a faggot anon?

>>744358080
Watch the movie kiddo

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Suck my Primarch cock you lout bunch of homo niggers

>>744355104
Eat shit and die literally and literally

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>>744355104
Pedant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg

Put the first 10 seconds in a loop for the last 10 years.
> Lives in Washington
> On disability
> Save my receipts on marijuana purchases for tax reasons, have my doctors renew my prescription annually.
> Waited on a 3 year list to get subsidized housing. Moved into a swank ghetto bungalow last Christmas.
> Normal day, smoke weed, watch Netflix, play my PS4, masturbate, sleep...in no particular order.
> Has neighbors thats children are playing outside at midnight, while others are coughing out on their balconys night and day.
> EBT for monthly food is $100
> Apartment (1 bedroom) is $800
> Disability is $1300
> 43, white single male

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>>744355049

100%

>>744358204
Watched it long time ago and his question is superb

>>744355404
Hi, I've got an 'Aunt Alicia' calling? Do you wish to accept?

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>>744355049
thinking about this, this is kinda hard.

I love building shit, pretty much the go-to guy for fixing anything mechanic in my circles. probably a little insane but I do shit so people put up with it. cannot make up my mind as to what religion I believe in. Probably would kill someone in the future.

I'm just not balding or have a fur coat.

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>>744355049

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>>744355049

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>>744355049

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>>744355049
Me on the right

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>>744355049

>>744359315
The words have to mean things. otherwise you end uo with words like nonplussed, which has two opposite definitions.

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>>744361481
Lovely Bones?

>>744355049
That's impossible retard, he's a fictitious embodiment of ideas manifested as a person and portrayed by an actor. You're literally whoever it is you are and in fact, not the man in that image.

>>744359315
Someone's butthurt he can't into English.

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>>744362017

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>>744362028
Well, you're no fun at all..

>>744359603
As someone who is currently in a mental ward for wanting to take my own life, what makes you go on living with a life like that?

>>744362108
explain

>>744360124
What question?

>>744362965
Seeing this takes me back to days of watching "Halloween" on VHS. Scared me shitless then, wish I saw this picture then.

>>744363176
I should've mentioned I was a kid.

>>744362601
gay scalie vore fetishist

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>>744363197
it scared me too, when I was a kid. But they sure had a good time making this movie.

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>>744359603
Save bits of weed and sell it, lol.