ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe.

i find it hard to believe you fucked her

You said "famous"

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>>744354585
i find it hard to believe you've fucked, anon.

>>744355418
This thread is eerily spot on.

>>744355418
This

>>744354585
I'll bite. Share your highly improbable story

>>744355474
>yhw he does a barrel roll

Jonbenet Ramsey

>>744354585
Do tell us how it went

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>>744355726
no idea at all who the fuck this is supposed to be

>>744355726
Share your tale

>>744355782
>friendly reminder she was hot once

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More Jennette!

>>744355855
puberty can be a bastard

>>744355899
>>>/r/, faggot.

>>744355726
Not unbelievable.

>>744355782
She has carrot top's bod now

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>>744355838
Shared a room with her in Vegas during AVN convention

>>744356210
greentext of it

>>744356325
>he shared a room with her
>they fucked
Done.

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surprisingly a freaky ass bitch, she enjoys the taste of her own ass

>>744355912
More like liberalism

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>>744356384

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Been fwb for about 5 years off and on.

>>744355726
you and around ten thousand other guys (roughly about a mile of average dicks end to end)

>>744356492
I'm truly sorry.

>>744356355
Pretty much. I don't do stories well.
I did have to run out of the room at like 4am to find a bathroom. Had mud butt and don't want her to hear it

>>744356547
>I don't do stories well.
That's fine. He's being a faggot anyways.

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>>744356301

>>744356543
kek

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>>744356492

>>744356547
>>nigger detected

>>744356495
True but that doesn't include you so there's that

>>744356956
What's that face for anon?

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>>744356547
>mud butt

something tells me you are an overweight middle aged man who simply wishes he fucked her.

>>744357236
thats what she looks like.

nigga. that face. WOOF.

>>744357164
doesn't seem like he's missing much

>>744355474
newfag here, what's the story behind this pic?

>>744355726
So how much did you pay, faggot

>>744357642
Storyfags are the most useless posters here. Enjoy it for what it is, fag.

>>744357721
thanks, faggot

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>>744354585
Been there, done that.

>>744356210
Looks very photoshopped

>>744357762
The mystery makes it interesting. Welcome to what adults have known for centuries.

>>744357764
Post stories dan!

>>744357236
she looks like a dog, dawg.

if I give her a hickey, my mouth will be full of hair.

God was making a man and inverted his dick, so he turned him into a woman and gave up halfway through the face.

Forget the ugly stick, someone hit this bitch with the ugly shovel.

She 's the long lost Marx Brother, Sherman "She-Man" Marx.

I could keep going.

>>744357574
Riiiight like you wouldn't fuck Lexi belle

>>744357764
hey, what's this guy's name again?

>>744357811
Look at the other one fag

>>744357933
Dan Schneider

>>744357764
You fucked Dan?

>>744357933
Lieutenant Dan

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>>744354585
After one of her shit comedy gigs in CT

>>744357811
reverse image search says it was posted 3 years ago by the same guy probably, looks like it could be shopped i dunno

>>744356210
terrible shoop, she would have to be at least a foot away from that cock to get that kind of blur going

>>744354585


ALANIS MORISETTE BUT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE ME.

>>744357994
the thread is "celebrities that people find HARD TO BELIEVE you've been with"

Paris Hilton has fucked like half of the United States.

>>744357994
good tits

>>744357764
>inb4 the ghost stories

>>744357856
Holy shit you're autistic.

>>744358192
>Paris Hilton has fucked like half of the United States.


SO SHE FUCKED 150 MILLION PEOPLE? EVERY SINGLE MALE IN THE USA? INCLUDING CHILDREN AND THOSE OVER 90? FUCK OFF IDIOT.

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>>744358056
Taken with a real fucking camera asshat. Canon 5D mk iii. It's called depth of field

>>744358192
That's iliza Schlesinger or however you spell her fucking like name

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>>744357816
Yeah this pic is a real mystery

>>744355782
dats some bad photoshop

>>744358350
Doesn't need much, but it still managed to confound the newfag.

>>744356001
This looks like makeup... but cant really tell 100%

>>744356210
There is a god...

>>744356001
sauce?

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>>744358110
DID YOU REALLY BRO?? TELL ME ALL ABOOOT IT!!

not a celebrity, but was fucking a blonde newscaster when I lived in Louisville , she was divorced and had some crazy hours but fun fuck too

>>744358444
Reverse image search. Found it immediately.

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>>744358453
DID YOU BUTTFUCK HER ANNON?

>>744358445


WHAT'S THERE TO SAY?

SHE TOOK A PSYCHOLOGY COURSE AT YORK U. I WAS IN IT. WE MET, MADE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER AND FUCKED ONCE.

THIS WAS ABOUT ~6 MTHS BEFORE HER ALBUM TOOK OFF. SHE WAS "FAMOUS" AS SHE DID SOME CHILD SHIT IN CANADA FOR YTV BUT NOT A SUPERSTAR YET

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not famous, but buddy and me fucked slut on the left, he was watching raising hope few months after we had fucked her in vegas

>>744358305
someone really wants us to believe this bullshit and their shit taste in cameras

>>744358530
she did take it in the ass eventually

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>>744358598
FUCK EAH CHAD! MAD FIST BUMP TOO YOO MATE! YOU PROUD MOUNTIE FUCKING HIPSTER YOU. TELL ME, HOW UGLY IS YER WIFE NOW>?

>>744358673
MY MAN! THATS WHATS UP

>>744358738
>OW UGLY IS YER WIFE NOW>?

NOT BAD. SHE'S PERSIAN. BETTER LOOKING THAN ALANIS (WHO ISN'T THAT PRETTY ANYWAYS). FOR AN UGLY GUY I DO WELL.

>>744358668
Must be a Nikon faggot

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>>744358374
no shit retard

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leigh nash at a marine corps ball like 10 years ago

both wasted but she was the instigator and she was super freaky

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>>744358803
HA! PERSIAN GIRLS HAVE HARRY ASS BUTTHOLES. I HOPE YOU GET TO FUCK HER DIRTY SHITTER YOU FILTY ARAB

>>744358444
checked

>>744356492
how is puss puss?

>>744357764
Miranda Cosgrove is at my 8AM psych class. I wish I had the balls to try to ask her out on a date.

>>744357994
tell me everything. her leaked pics were the shit. awesome tits

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>>744357950
Other one not you dipshit

>>744358915
>she was super freaky
elaborate

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>>744358424
can confirm fake, through personal experience.
corpses don't move that easily/fluidly. Unless she died recently or was still in the process of dying. In which case there'd be more blood (and less bullets) inside of her.

>>744358763
good times!

>>744358922


I'M NOT ARAB YOU DUMB FUCK. I AM WHITE CANADIAN.

SHE'S NOT HAIRY AT ALL. NEITHER ARE HER SISTERS. HER PUSSY IS RATHER HAIRLESS...I LOVE A BIG BUSH. SHE LACKS IT.

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>>744358972
You fuckin lie.

>>744358326
Haha correct

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>>744357856
Would you care to explain the relationship from sticks to shovels?

I'm trying to understand...

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>>744359179
>>744358922
>>744358803
>>744358738
>>744358598
>>744358530
>>744358445
>>744358297

when you drunk shitpost a thread so hard that you start samefagging yourself, and then get in a fight with yourself.

I fucked McKayla Maroney when she was like 14-16. I was 18 at the time and she had a thing for me (I was a Chad once, yeah) so I fucked her tiny pussy. Great fuck but she was creepy as fuck when she moaned.

>>744359361
Don't be so jelly, Dan the Man. She is too old for you.

>>744359531


AHHHHHHH...DID THAT PARIS COMMENT BUT HURT YOU FAT FUCK?

>>744359030
(not a nigger but im darker skinned because i am outside a lot, but i also have native blood so my face is kind of rough around the edges, lots of squares and my nose is native as fuck) She told me she likes dark skinned dudes and she hoped I was dark where it really counted, then she dragged me to a gazebo outside and made me take off the label of a wine bottle so she could use it to get off with in public.. got about 10% done with that wine bottle til some people wandered over, chatting and she took off her panties quickly, threw them off the risen gazebo onto the bushes some 30 feet below the meeting center (in near daylight, probably 6:00 - 6:30 pm on the east coast) and sat on my hand for 3 minutes before i was about to cum in my blues. luckily had the keys to SO's car. like a year later i saw her on youtube in a music video and nobody believed me since

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>>744359473
there is an expression, "you look like you got hit with the ugly stick."

well, in my neck of the woods, a stick isn't necessarily a big thing.

a stick can be a flimsy piece of shit.

it definitely isn't a branch, or a log.

now, comparative humor is the humor of comparing one thing or scenario to another more exaggerated thing or scenario.

So, if an "Ugly Stick" is used to beat someone until they are ugly, and a stick isn't necessarily something that can do a lot of damage...

...is there then something ELSE that you can use to hit someone which is more exaggerated and will leave a bigger impression than JUST a stick would?

TL;DR when you get hit by the ugly stick, you become ugly. when you get hit by a shovel, you become ugly.

>>744359614
not at all, I pity you for not knowing what the word "Simile" means, I learned that one in fourth grade fellow Canadian.

shove off, hoser.

>>744359401
give me the story on her

>>744358972
Go for it. Heard Iarly is DTF when wasted at college parties.

>>744359835
DAMN, DUDE TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PARIS SHOT. TAKE IT EASY..,,,,,

>>744357858
not nowadays, no

>>744354585
I fucked Maisie Williams

>>744356384
so hows keith richards's ass?

>>744359897
if you don't like the heat get out of the kitchen.

>>744354585
Oh look.... A thread where 100% of the replies are lies

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>>744359755
why not a baseball bat, or a tire iron, or an overwhelming wave of existential dread? Why a shovel? Shovels have no relation to sticks, that I can think of. Unless you made a shovel out of a stick. Or perhaps, some sticks out of a shovel.

>>744359948


LOL....SAYS THE WHINING , CRYING BALDING FAT 12 YEAR OLD.

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH KID.

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dancer in Portland that use to do porn jacqueline summers

>>744359994
Nothing out of the ordinary

>>744357933
>Dan "This one's a bleeder" Schneider
You mean?
Or do you mean
>Candy Man Dan

>>744359994
first day here, reddit?

>>744354585
it amazes me how 4chan is full of guys that fucked all the clichê teenager crushes.

pretty good for a website with such a big percentage of fat basement dwellers among its users

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>>744359994
>>744359994

how badly are your jimmies rustled that you can't downvote them

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I didn't, but I know someone who did

>>744359994
Mines not
>>744359620

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>>744354585
Cassandra Gava, late 80's at the end of a road trip a buddy and I took to San Francisco. She's the witch from Conan the barbarian. She was the first woman I creampied.

>>744360301


TO BE FAIR I DID SAY ALANIS MORRISSETTE

yeah bc people on here are fucking celebrities lol

>>744358056
Photo FAG here

It is absolutly possible, stop talking shit about stuff you don unterstand.

>>744359837
I got comped tix from the club (funnybone) as at the time she was relatively unknown (2005). Most comics hang out after their set. She was at the bar, i commented that i thought she did a great set. We drank until last call, went to her hotel room. Honestly, she was nothing exciting, not horrible, but not great. She said she couldn't suck dick when she's drunk unless i wanted vomit on my balls.(was really the only funny thing i heard all night) Tits were 9/10 though.

>>744358056
You dont know how an Aperture works, shut up

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>>744360021
>whining, crying

pot calling the kettle black, you're the guy apologizing and telling me to stop hurting your feelings.

>balding 12 year old
what.

>fat
That's a projection, you're obviously fat and take offense to people calling you a fatty.

The cure to this is not eating so much, fatty, calling me fat is only gonna make you depressed later.

>>744360446
you did say it, but you didnt fuck it

>>744360572


SETTLE DOWN SAGE. I APOLOGIZED SO YOU WOULDN'T FILL THIS THREAD WITH EVEN LARGER SHITS COMING OUT OF YOUR 400 POUND ASSHOLE.

ISN'T SUMMER OVER SAGE?

>>744360609


YES I DID BABY BITCH. YOU KNOW...SOME OF US...gulp************, ACTUALLY HAVE SEX!!

I KNOW, HARD TO BELIEVE HUH BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST?

>>744360620
>not knowing what sage is

I think we all know where the real cancer is to be found.

>>744360681


YEP, IT CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOM'S PUSSY 12 YEARS AGO.

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>>744360721
>744360721

>>744360721
I am not you, son. stop projecting.

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>>744360681
>>744360721

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>>744360776

>>744360721


savage af.

>>744356001
Necrophilia porn D':

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>>744360681

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>>744360757
>>744360787
>samefagging this hard

>>744360787
BANGLADESH!

>>744360649
yeah a lot of us do. some of us...gulp******regularly.

You still didnt fuck alanis morissette.

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>>744360862
>>744360862

>>744360721

The evidence supports his claim
I've heard Your mom's pussy get described as 'heavenly' before

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>>744358963
that thing has a dick you retard

>>744360869
he's a drunk Canadian, he's never fucked a thing in his life and he's depressed aboot it.

MAYBE he got fingered by stompin Tom.

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>>744358297
This made me laugh so hard, thanks Anon

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>>744360941

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>>744355474
But why a fox you degenerate?

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>>744360941
>>744360929
>>744360862

holy fuck....this thead

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>>744361049

Wow, how many buttmad virgins in this thread. Pretty amusing.

>>744361049


Dude, chill the fuck off. It's all make believe,

>>744361049


Take it easy Sage. Time to go for your daily enema.

>when the butthurt retards are unaware the ones shitposting in the first place were butthurt retards 5 minutes ago in another thread

and the cycle continues

>>744361077
Samefag is hitting his stale meme folder hard

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>>744356384
Lost

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>>744361102
I own photoshop specifically to make my own forced memes!

You won't find OC like this on the internet, oh no, all you'll find there is me with my keyboard warrior friends!

Posting wasted brain capacity using wasted calories which barely begin to dent my massive daily caloric intake!

My posts matter!

My life matters!

I fucked Alanis Morisette!

>>744361163


Settle down Sage.

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How

Un-4Chan-ate!

Amirite?

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>>744361201
>>744361218

>>744361269


lmfao

>>744359110
You fucked a dead Chick!

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>>744361269
I sense summer.

>>744361244


kek

>dat weird spamming again
I'm curious... What's the point of spamming random threads here and there?

>>744361387
if it's just posts, to derail.

if it's pictures, to hit the image limit and delete the thread.

op is a faggot unstoppable

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>>744361304
Well obviously,
It's not as if she very well could have fucked me instead, now is it?
Do I say, Reginald. Oh, do I say.

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1996 I fucked Mel C from the spice girls. The band was formed but they hadn't released the 1st single yet. I fucked her on the regular for couple of months, Wannabe dropped, and she was gone. Happy days though.

>>744361233
I don't much like that herb.

>>744361491
>do I say

I dunno, do you?

the phrase is actually "I do say, Reginald!"

>>744361436
kek, mr. Obvious... What's the point of derail or hit image limit? Who cares about random threads?

>>744361571
if it's so obvious, why didn't you figure it out?

Lurk more dumb nigger.

>>744354585
Dan ?

>>744361621
not sure if retarded or trolling lol

>>744361494
I kissed the lips of each Spice Grill on my poster on my wall each night before I went to bed.
From approx. through ages 4-6.

Still haven't realized I'm gay yet though

>>744361494
You should've fucked Geri

>>744361571
Could be some kid in a PR office in Hollywood who don't want their client's creepy fetish to be made public. You never know.

>>744361667
he's probably a retard, but i see the question a lot and finally answered it.

I did my part.

>>744361679
They weren't all lined up (unfortunately) for me to choose one to fuck, you moron.

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>>744361678
>>744361679
>>744361763

They were all lined up for me on my bedroom wall when I kissed each of them goodnight as a child.
BossLife

>>744361736
>>744361571
no you fucking idiots.

someone will piss off someone else, so they derail the thread, or get it off topic, usually by keeping a fight going.

or they could post images until the limit is reached and the thread automatically gets deleted.

this is a way of purging cancerous threads off of the board; or when people don't want the board full of cancer but it's not going away on it's own.

>>744361563
Maybe the fact that it was following a question made me change the conjugation?

I don't even know what I'm referencing, it just kinda came to me

>>744361945
That's too stupid to be true. You can make a new thread about the same topic again and again.

>>744361979
you don't change the conjugation of a phrase, if you're using a phrase properly then it matches the context, and it did, but you fucked it up by making it a question.

ya blew it. you had your moment in the sun, and you fucked it all up.

>>744354585
Hint, a long time ago, I had a back-stage pass. One of her songs was "Gold Dust Woman." I just wanted to meet her. She made a pass and I just went with it and we fucked while the rest of the band was in the room. I have no shame, so it was fun for me. To this day, my friends think the story is a lie. I found out through the grapevine she fucked a LOT of her fans, so that made it less special.

>>744362095
doesn't matter.
had sex.
(With a celebrity)

>>744362080
and the same people can keep making it hit the image cap again and again.

there are only so many hours in the day, but if a thread is shit enough everyone here will want it to be gone.

>>744362150
Fleetwood Mac

>>744362194
that wasn't in question anon, your usage of the english language was.

there is an island here that is called ios for some reason a lot of k pop girls come here

i didnt got to fuck one (they say its bad to have their mind focused on anything else but their career go figure) but had a lot of fun i only met puer kim or king whatever her name is and hyeri
park choa was also there but she was like a dog that got its first visit on a beach its like she saw the sea for the first time or something

>>744362286
That was her band... you fucked her too, didn't you?

>>744361859
God tier anon

>>744362201
Good luck with that, spamming all day. What a wonderful life!!!
Best thing about 4chan is that, as pathetic you can think you are, there is always way more pathetic people than you here haha

>>744362342
>like a dog seeing a beach for the first time

k pop and j pop girls aren't allowed many things that we take for granted, it's the closest a corporation can come to owning a human.

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>>744362301
Even the English language's usage of the English Language is in question.
The only language that matters is the language of loooooooooove.

Amirite?
Outlaw Country Woo! O_O

>>744362369
Sorry, I have no idea who is she or the band. Just googled it. How old are you, by the way?

>>744360937
oh my

>>744357764

Dan schneider the hymen divider

>>744362412
you think people do it manually?

LMFAO

write a script to post your image folder and it's done.

>>744362476
44, I was a teen then.

>>744362439
that much i got lol
as far as relationship goes they need to get permission from the company for it
like for real they spend their entire life showing and fan servicing and when they get old and no one wants to see them they go crazy with 100 cats

>>744362490
Kek

>>744362566
>when they get old

sure if you call 30 old.

>>744362503
>write a script to post your image folder and it's done.
yeah, that's so cool, not pathetic at all...

>>744362510
Great. Did you came inside her? Anal? Any nasty stuff?

>>744362650
by my standards? nope but they get replaced at around 30-32

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So, whadda ya [instert gender-neutral term] wanna talk about now?

never anyone famous but ive fucked a girl that looked like jessica alba with messed up teeth and i lost my virginity to a girl that looked like brittany murphy...... good thing i have an imagination.

>>744362693
Nothing super strange. She blew me to get me to cum once so I "would last during sex." We then made out until I got hard again, straight up normal sex with the band in the same room. She didn't make me pull out, just took my word that I didn't have any diseases.

Mara Wilson

Never fucked her, but she showed me her boobs while we were playing "truth or dare"
Really awesome girl, shit aside she's one of the best friends I've ever had, so sad we split apart.

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>>744354585
One day I'll become famous,
and I will continue to masturbate

And that will count.

>>744354585
Mr T.. he is as gay as fuck..not me.. totally straight

>>744362806
Weird. Usually, that kinda whores love kinky stuff.

>>744360028
I find it very easy to believe you anon. She looks like she fucked you, the guy at plaid pantry, the guy behind plaid pantry, most of the truckers at Jubitz, several taco bell employees at the same time, and anyone stopped at the light at 82nd and Foster.

>>744363005
I could make something up...

>>744362776
Horree fack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqpPi8wNed8

>>744357994
I grew up in southbury anon. Ct representing and plowing celebs! Supposedly.

>>744358305
Well its still probably fake, though I have no idea who the fuck that is. Did your research though.

>>744362968
what the fuck?

why the earphones?

>>744362654
when did using a computer and being cool ever enter the same category?

let's not forget, you're on here too. you're just another nerd on the internet, and one who can't script.

>tfw you'll never hack into a celebrity's iCloud

how did you even figure out how to greentext?

>>744354585
Emma Dumont, it was during an interview weekend for an engineering college, we were going to fuck (she left her purse by my hotel bed, wanted to spend the night with me) but she backed out 'cause I mentioned a girlfriend in a group conversation... the gf was long-distance and open, but I didn't have time to explain. biggest regret of my goddamn life, spooked her into backing out

>>744363362
>Emma Dumont
wow, you almost fucked an alien

>>744354585
my dad fingered katie price when they were at school in the boys changing rooms. although shes not even a z list celeb now days

>>744363362
she was super chill and smart but kinda sociopathic, her alien personality matches her alien face but heh it's hot

we like, held hands for a while and did other flirtatious stuff, which she mostly initiated.

Never spoke again basically

>>744363446
How the fuck did you ever have that conversation?

>>744354585

I have absolutely no idea who that is and I still don't believe you fucked her.

>>744354585

I fuck myself everyday with the decisions I make.

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*An awkward, yet purposeful, stillness held the air*
>>744363144
Is that the sauce of that gif, or just relevant brain-food?
*He Asked*
*The Sun set a little bit lower that day*
*Posing a state in which to ponder, he eagerly awaited Anon's response*

>>744363407
true. I feel like that's what she'd respond if she were in this thread

what's more interesting is that she's probably hooked up with the notoriously sex-addicted David Duchovny while they worked together... which means I could've been eskimo brothers with a fucking legend

>>744363509
its not too uncommon to talk about shit like that in england.

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Does New Zealand famous count?

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>>744363525

>>744363701
Yup. But she is ugly.

>>744363701
did you really bang Suzy Cato?

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>>744363338
Sometimes, sense is not worth making, Grasshopper.

>>744363701
No

>>744360432
How did you get with her???

>>744360357
Story please

>>744354585
you guys are fucking retarded

>>744363760
Yea, She was at a petrol station in bulls a few years back. She was pretty amazed that I recognised her. I told her I was heading to Wellington, she said I was pretty cute and said I could drop by the Rydges hotel.

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He's not really huge yet, but I hooked up with him like 2 years ago. Now he's getting quite a bit of recognition with his rap collective, BrockHampton.

He was really fun.

>>744363908
what was it like? p.s. you're a hero friendo and always remember you'll have a friend in me. ka kite

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This fucking bitch.

>>744363760
Also worth noting that she was 40 something at the time and she no longer wears glasses.

>>744363936
Tits or gtfo

>>744363899
and you're being here telling us we're retarded, which is actually less productive than just being fucking retarded. I like the way you think. You've got motive.

Emma Watson
I actually have proof, in case you guys want to see

>>744363990
Pretty Vannila to be honest. Ate her out for like 20 minutes before getting anything in return. Also pretty fucking tight for a milf, and she had a respectable bush.

>>744363998
He's literally openly gay. I'm a guy.

>>744364060
Of you'd be so kind, yes.