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Would you ever gay? What is the gayest shit you have done?

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Would you ever gay?

What is the gayest shit you have done?
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>>744334581
Logged into /b/
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>>744335050
gen z is conservative they said hahaha
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sucked cock
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Straight married male here
Would like to experiment with anal but wife would never be for it
Can't find anything around the house to use on myself while the wife's not home
Suggestions?
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>>744334581

I'm bisexual, so of fucking course I would. Faggot.
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let me gf finger me. idk if thats gay though...
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>>744334581
Yes
Taken and sucked cock
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>>744334581


I farted and my friend called me a fag and then turned me over and raped me... but it was so hot... i came as he drilled me and then he came. No homo
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Sucked a feminine dick many times, never actually done anything gay though.
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anyone want a young poorly typed greentext of a personal young gay story?
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Buy some anal beads Mr. Married man.
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>>744334581
One time I got fucked in the ass by another guy.

And then some other times I fucked some dudes in the ass and sucked dick.
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gayest thing i done
>be around 7-10 years old
>mom used to babysit another kid my age and we were friends
>used to get naked together a lot in my basement and play games
>go in a super big toy box we could both fit in
>put a blanket on top and pretend the falling sinking parts of the blanket were boobs and touch ourselves
>we start to touch eachother
>it's not even weird we both like it
>get out and get dressed
we used to do stuff like this a lot this isn't even the gayest tho
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Married my husband. Pretty fucking gay.
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>>744335396
Get a bf
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>>744335855
sure!
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>>744335855
>>744336130

>be me
>about 10 year old dudeski
>lived in a nice township trailer park place
>started puberty a little early so i was always fucking horny
>there was a boy about my age that I sometimes walked around and played basketball with, call him A
>dunno why but cute.jpg
>one day go to our community storm shelter with A
>no lights, spacious, away from everyone else
>get to talking about dirty things
>he shows me his,
>i show him mine kinda thing
>tell him to touch it and he does
>didnt go very far besides that because we were too young to understand
>did it a few times more
>moved and never saw A again

Today i have a girlfriend of like four years and plan to get married. Never have had a gay thought since back then though.
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Went to gay bathhouse or sauna. Got blown by 5-7 guys and i blew about the same amount. Also got fucked in the ass by a BBC. I had fun but on my way out to my car I said "no homo" so it's all good...
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>>744334581
i've been full on fucked with no condom by another man
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>>744335396
I fucked my self with a mini baseball bat I got at a baseball game.
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>>744335981
>be another time
>hiding underneath a table in my basement with the lights off
>shirts are off, i pull down both of our pants
>we hug and rub our dicks against eachothers
>we kiss a little bit but neither of us really like it
>we get into a 69 position
>play with each others butts
>suck each other a little bit
>makes me have to pee so we get up and go to the bathroom
didn't do anything after that, I ended up moving and haven't talked to him since, he's extremely gay now and I consider myself straight but i'd definitely do stuff with a feminine guy
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>>744336215
details about the bath house? I was thinking of going to one, but worried about disease
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>>744334581
Don't think I'd go gay, but me and my neighbor jerk off together sometimes...
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>>744336215
were any of the cocks feminine? trying to avoid doing anything gay here
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>>744336561
Dont know what to say. You have to either get a locker or a small room. Walk around find dudes to hook up with. They have steam rooms or a maze you can play in. The black guy who fucked me had a big cock. We used a condom he had to stop because he had a metal cock ring on and it was stuck\with hurting him.
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>>744336739
Nope all masculine
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>>744334581
I love sucking cock and getting fucked up the ass. Ratio of women to men is probably 30:1 though. I prefer women.
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>>744336808
i've never hooked up with a dude, so i'm kinda intimidated. i want some NSA action, so was thinking the bathhouse would be a good idea. thoughts?
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>boyscout camp one summer
>walking down to the beach after dinner
> down around a corner and in nook between some big bolders
>with 2 other boys
>would take turns sucking eachother
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>>744337033
God no. Bathhouses are infested with diseases and men that have no qualms about giving them to you.
Put out a personal ad. Meet someone face to face. Learn their identity. Start with BJs. Go to sex.
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>>744337033
I'm not full on gay on the kinsey scale so I think a bathhouse would have been to much for my first m2m action. Try a personal ad or app first maybe
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>>744334581
>What is the gayest shit you have done?

I do play dota
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is sucking your own dick gay?
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>>744335643
It's not. Neither is taking her arm elbow deep.
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>>744335803
You're good to go !!
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>>744337226
>>744337214

good feedback. thank you.

i'm mostly straight, but wantd to try some gay shit. mainly wanna get fucked in the ass. nothing else really interests me. bath houses seem pretty intimidating, and sounds like it is from your messages.

was thinking about going to a local swingers club and checking that out...
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>>744335981
It usually starts this way with all Anons.
>Don't worry.
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>>744334581
No point. Gay men treat me the same way as straight women.
>active avoidance
&&
>passive judgement
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>>744337578
Make sure you fully clean out your ass before having anal sex. Like seriously read up on enemas and practice first.
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>>744334581
Watched soccer once.
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>>744336215
I used to always try to out do myself & personal records sitting beside a glory hole at night, while looking for chicks to fall in love with during the day. My conscience is clear.
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>>744336342
Go bigger
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>>744336808
Flex Atlanta?
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Stuck my dick through a glory hole and got a BJ from someone in the "video arcade" area at a porn store. Pretty sure it was a guy on the other side, because I only saw guys back there. I will have to admit, it was the best SJ I've ever received.
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>>744337214
Pretty much ...
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>>744338002
>best SJ I've ever received.
Whats a SJ?
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>>744338002
I used to fly a lot. Every Friday flying home to Miami, I'd head straight to the GH, before heading home. Nice relief after a long trip.
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>>744338120

A typo..... That's what. I meant a BJ.
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>>744337754
i'll look into that too.

dirty biz, buttfucking
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>>744335396
One of those clear plastic plungers with the round balls handle. Feels good man. Inconspicuous too.
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Would love to try but to nervous to meet a rando, don't want to get murdered
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>>744334581
yes, I'm bi
finger my ass for other guys online
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>>744337972
Club orlando
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>>744335396
>but wife would never be for it
Have you talked to her about it or is this an assumption?
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>met a guy on Craigslist for massage.
>He was older, I was 20
>We got nude, he massaged me, worked his way to my junk
>He fingered my ass, licked it, gave me a handjob
>Went back a few times
>He wanted to fuck me but I wasn't ready
>I wish he did
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>>744336227
Taking a creampie is awesome
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>>744338368
Play with a dildo first if you havent already...
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>>744334581
I'm bisexual. I can't deny I like guys as much as I like girls. Still a virgin, but might not be soon.
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>>744338435
I carry a 380
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>>744337388
Not unless you have balls on your chin that touch your original balls.
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>>744338405
Cam you explain better or post a pic of what you are talking about please
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>>744338405
Like a toilet plunger?
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>>744338665
No gun
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>>744338540
I had a pretty homophobic girlfriend finger my ass ..her idea. Do u might be surprised
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>>744338170

I only heard about such things, but never saw a arcade at a porn store until that day. All the local ones near me do not have them. I was in Las Vegas years ago, and just happened to see a porn store that had a sign about it near by where we where staying at. Being horny and curious, I stopped in one night when I didn't have anything better to do. I had to pay a $5 fee to go back there. I went by one of the booths and saw hand waving at me as I walked by. I stepped in the booth, the hand unzipped my pants, grabbed my cock, pulled me to the hole, and proceeded to suck away. Who ever it was knew what they where doing, and I think I blew one of my largest nuts ever in that anon mouth. I've have had several BJs before and after that all by girls, but that one was by far the best one I've have ever had. I've even been half tempted to hit up a gay bath house that's not far from me (an hour) and try out the "glory hole wall" they are suppose to have.
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It was the end of the senior year of high school and a group of friends from my swim team meet at the gym. Some people went around the school posting class of 08 will always be great signs. Then two guys got naked and went inside the pool in the gym. Then everyone went in also. I didnt want to be the pussy of the group so I joined in. Some guys took some pics as prove we snuck in and did it. Then we started getting up on each others shoulders.....

really regret having hair sack on the back of my neck.
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Ukuchoboza i-penis kunika abantu abangenamakhaya
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>>744334581
Sucked cock
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>>744334581
I had a gay orgy with my husband Jerry last night. I got dp'd. At the end I called everyone faggots and told them to get the fuck out of my house. I hate faggots.
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>>744334581
sauce?
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>>744338690
>>744338767

Just unscrew the rubber part and use the balled handle end
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>>744334581
When I was like 8/9 me and my neighbor friend who was my same age would lie ontop of each other naked in the dark and touch one anothers ass/dicks.

Both turned out straight so not sure how that works.
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I came in a jar that I kept in the freezer for about a month, then I thawed it out and poured it all over myself in the shower. It was really fucking hot actually.
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Drunk and high, made out with a guy a few times at a club.

He tried giving my a handjob at the end of the night. No physical response.

Pity. I'm a narcissistic attention whore and wouldn't mind being bi.
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>>744334581
held another man's hand while crossing the street, to be fair there was a lot of traffic. Also I've had dicks in my ass.
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>>744334581
My friend kept literally begging to suck my dick. Eventually I let him. And then let him another couple times. I never had to do anything back. Shit was cash.
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>>744338934
Guys give good head. GH is a good place to get a BJ from someone who likes giving BJs.
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>>744339111
Tumblr
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>>744338934
I tried out all the GHs I could find in Miami when I lived there. I always kept coming back to the one by my house. It was always just a few minutes drive, if I was horny & bored. Good Times.
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>>744339157
Only ever see wood ones
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>>744334581

i've sucked a few dicks.
sucks i can't do that more often
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>>744339157
Is it smooth or is there a seem?
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In 5th grade I sucked my friend off from under the school bathroom stalls.
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>>744339266
I kept cum in the freezer. My sub-slave used to take it home mixed in ice cream for her cuck husband to eat.
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>>744339402
You have options on Friday nights.
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>>744339453
Holding hands sounds more dangerous than not...
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Gayest thing I've done?
Fucked my gay best mate and had him fuck me till he came in my ass.
Pretty fucking gay.
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>>744338120
If you have to ask you can't afford it
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>>744339823
>a seem
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>>744340003
Seam*
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>>744339928
crossing traffic is scary, fampai.
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>>744338120
It's a Steve Job. It's like a blow job but there are Apple products involved.
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I put an 8 inch dildo all the way in my ass
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>>744334581
fucked my gay friend and came in his ass about 4 times.
fun times. he was into some rough shit.. rough face fucking.
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>>744336342
No fucking way I use the same thing!
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>>744340156
What girth?
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>>744340177
What team?
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>>744334581
I had sex with a series of swarthy army privates for the purpose of reproduction.
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Some shit went down just before my twelfth bday. But it was more molestation. He was probably about 6 years older. I didn't enjoy. Caused me lots of anguish, and ruined my birthday. am in a better place with it now. Can greentext if anyone wants. Might be good therapy for me.
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>>744340337
still less gay than the navy.
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>>744337251
amateur. i play league.
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>>744340397
Yeah let's hear it.
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>>744340256
Cubs
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>>744340577
Well yeah, I mean it's not like I'm one of those faggots
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>>744337776
*autistic europoor screeching* ITS FOOTBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>744340731
Appropriate...
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Started sticking household objects up my tight ass as a youngin.
First time was on vacation to Venice, Italy when I was 13. My family had left to go explore/get food, but I didn't want to go. Being Venice in the summer it was humid and very hot. I took a shower and then tried the bidet. A special feeling of tingling shot up my spine. At that moment I grabbed the blunt end of my toothbrush, lubed it up, and sat down on it. It was kind of scary so I didn't do it for a while after that.
After a bit, I started using anything I could get my hands on. Toothbrushes, hairbrushes, little plastic hex bug tubes, and a water rocket that worked as a gigantic butt-plug.
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>>744335643
you're not gay .....you're just a bitch
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>>744334581
> watched gay porn a couple times
> had exgf finger my ass as she blew me

that's about it. each time i imagine doing a gay i gag

sorry gays
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Had a gay pedo incubus come in through my window and fuck me several times between ages 9 and 12. Would wake up the next morning with these weird burns and marks on my body, especially around my dick and ass. Don't know how my parents never noticed.

I didn't care though. He was hot as fuck and smelled like campfire smoke and after fucking me he'd always hold me until I fell asleep. He said we'd always be together forever, but then around the time I hit puberty, he just stopped showing up.

Bastard.
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>>744340799
Lol i don't like sports but it was a good day we got box seats
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>>744334581
>Would you ever gay?
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>>744340799
>Asstros
>Analheim
>Phillmes
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>>744339823
Seems smooth enough for me
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>>744334581
ass fucked by 3 men
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>>744341002
Wish this was true. but it was really just a homeless guy
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>>744334581
A man fucked me.
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>>744341034
Miami Manloins
Baltimore oiledholes
New York Yankhims
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>>744341059
Same session?
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>>744334581
>What is the gayest shit you have done?

>be me be 6, in 1st grade.
>teacher would send us to the restroom 3 at a time
>we had one of those long urinals that multiple people piss in at once
>be peeing with the two other boys from my class
>start talking about our weewees
>got Jew'd at birth
>"anon why doesn't your weewee have skin over the tip like ours?"
>one of them asks to feel it
>he starts touching it and i get an erection
>I ask to do the same and eventually we are all 3 playing with each other and humping
>next day
>we go to the restroom again
>immediately go into one of the stalls and start kissing/humping/jacking each other
>continue this for about a week
>one day one of them tells me that he saw a video of a woman taking a mans weewee in her mouth
>i say i want to try and drop to my knees
I still clearly remember the butterflies I had in my stomach getting onto my knees in front of them
>take him into my mouth
>realize idk what im doing and begin sucking on it like a straw
>within 30 seconds we hear a group of kids coming
>nope the fuck outta the stalls
cant remember if we ever did anything after that but that was the only time oral was involved
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>>744341300
>oiledholes
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>>744340156
I took a 16 inch regularly.
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>>744340397
Just fucking say it, ya head-case faggot.
Get over it & move on. Shit happens.
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I fucked a dude before

>be me
>know guy named richard at work
>has dads name but acts opposite
>ask if he was down to get lunch during break
>grab mcDs and head back
>tell him i was into hunting and stuff
>he was opposed to hunting but liked stuff like greco roman wrestling
>tell him i did that stuff in high school, ask for a bout at work in break room
>wrestle him
>he jabs up my ass with thumb
>employees raugh
>pin down on top
>he grabs coke bottle,and tries to pull my pants down
>immediately get up and employees,freaked out
>'did you really try to sodomize your boss?'
>file sexual harassment suit on dude
>loses pension, job, and taken to court
>get 500 for emotional distress
>guy is now homeless and unemployable

Fucked him REAL good
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>>744340865
Move up to lemons & apples you carry around all day.
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>>744334581
>What is the gayest shit you have done?
Used prostate toy. Sent photos of my ass to man. Played second life as a little girly boy and fucked with muscular bears.
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>>744342002
>muscular bears
Oh God No.
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>>744339985
thats only for zee-jay's man.
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>>744334581
I sucked dick the other day, always been curious. Didn't like it, did nothing for me. The poor bloke tried so i fingered his bum and licked his nipple while he jaked off. Just for being so cool about the whole deal.
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>>744336215
u good
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saw a trap prostitute who, as it turns out, had a bigger penis than me.
so i blew her while she blew me and i took her cock in my ass. felt alright if she went slow, at one point she started speeding up going balls deep, felt like i was getting stabbed.

pretty gay if you ask me.
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>>744342421
>and i took her cock in my ass
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>>744342402
Good for you for trying. I'm married so I probably won't get a chance until I talk my wife into it.

It'll probably end the same way though.
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>>744338405
Holy shit,I was just about to say that but felt it may sound strange. Does yours have the green rubber plunger part? I usually stick it on the footboard of my bed...
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>>744342591
Post pic
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>>744341670
>ffw about a year
>having gay 3ways during potty break is a thing of the past
>brother is 12 maybe 13 at the time
>he's just starting puberty and is an absolute Chad
>he loses his virginity to a high school girl while he is going into the 8th
>he comes home that night telling me about it
>starts teasing me about being a virgin (even though i was only 7)
>i tell him i already lost it to avoid being picked on by him
>"oh yeah with who"
>realize whatever name I say he will ask them if about it
>start blushing and remember the 2 boys from school
>i dont realize being gay is not "normal" so I tell him about it
>he starts calling me a fgt but eventually asks me to tell him about it
>tell him about the oral
>he says hes never gotten that
>asks me to show
>eweno.jpg
>continues to lure me into doing it for the next hour
>eventually convinces me to try
>start doing the same thing I did to my school m8
>he tells me im doing it wrong
>wtfithoughtyounevergotthisbefore,avi
>tells me he has and was just lying
>i stop doing it and go to sleep feeling hurt that he lied about it
>ffw couple of months he starts talking to me about it again
>convinces me to try a second time and tells me how the girl did it to him
>do that until he cums a little (mustve been 13 by this point)
>it was too little of a shot to either spit or swallow, sorta just dissolved in my mouth immediately
>go down on him a few more times until he was about 16
>tried anal once but his dick is really huge so it wouldnt even begin to go in
we never talk about it now, i guess we just both pretend it never happened. I don't really care that much about it because you would have trouble finding me a pair of siblings that didn't experiment to some degree or another
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>>744340677
K.

> after school literally run to shops with pocket money
> go through bushy area
> pretty excited looking forward to coke and mars bar, also gotta get milk for mum
> hear 'hey kid'
> huh? Look around see a dude I vaguely recognise
> 'kid wait up'
> somethings not right here- feeling tells me I should gtfo
> dont wanna be rude and wait for him to catch up
> he says I should go with him to the gully, something there he wants to show me
> gully's well known, where big kids smoke dope and we all think a homeless dude lives there
> no thanks, I have to go home
> he puts arm around me and leads me away
> 'nah its all good, won't take long'
> i m an idiot, I know this won't end well but not sure what his deal is
> get to secluded area
> faces me
> unzips and pulls his cock out
> I'm like 'oh fuck I dun goofed'
> makes me fap him, I'm real reluctant and he gets angry
> his hands over mine I'm tugging him he tells me to get on my knees
> keep fapping him while face to face with his dick
> am not liking this at all
> tells me to lick it
> put in a pathetic effort
> says to open my mouth and keep still, he forces it in
> he holds my head in place and pumps
> slides in and out of my mouth
> I'm real grossed out. I know what's going on but am surprised because I honestly thought only girls did this
> not too long in he starts picking up pace and making weird noises
> let's out an uggh, my mouth is flooded
> turn my face away, wtf was that???
> he slaps my head, tells me to tell no one he knows where i live and will burn my house down
> he runs off
> I spit out as much as I can
> think it would be suspicious if I don't go home without the milk
> run to shop
> walk home the long way
> am dead inside
> get home shower, find cum all in my hair and on my shirt sleeve
> mfw 9 years later I realise why the shopkeeper looked at me so horrified
> 'son... are... are... you OK? Can I help you?'
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>>744342518
penises are ok, when they're attached to dudes thats not my jam.

so when its a dude thats gone through a shit ton of hormone therapy and is wearing half a pound of make-up, my brain thinks its ok.

turns out i'm bad a sucking dick, which dosent particularly surprise me. just because i've had my dick sucked a bunch of times, dosent mean i'm automatically skilled at reciprocating
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>>744339157
No,leave it on so it can be held in place. The plunger part allows the handle to swivel.
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>>744334581
>Would you ever gay?
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gayest thing?

I fap to any kind of porn


>be me 5?6? in kindergarten
>nap time
>kid who is not circumcised shows me his penis for no reason
>after that I routinely ask him to see and this escalated to other guys
>also ask girls during nap time to see their parts
>get to see several vaginas and penises

i can't remmeber if i ever showed mine. but people were always willing to show theirs
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married bi white boy (not out) from time to time i love to get my ass fucked by a hot older guy. Last guy was this hot mid 40's black guy who tried to play just the tip before he condomed up and fucked me till we both came
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>>744342248
didnt i once pay you a dollar to touch your toes and then touch your dick?
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>>744341670
>>744342800
when i turned 8 my parents split and my dad and i moved out of state about 45 minutes away from my mom
>visiting mom one day
>shes living with her bf
>bf has son over, same age as me
>once we became friends we spent the entire summer together
>start talking about sexual things because i was that kind of kid
>we tell each other made up sex stories that we both knew were bullshit but got us off
>sleeping in same bed one night and he mentions gay shit for the first time
>"would you try something like that anon?"
>"already have"
>tell him about the boys and my brother but dont actually tell him it was with my brother
>cant remember how but we starting touching on each other
>his underwear comes off and I begin sucking him
>he has dry orgasm in my mouth
>proceed to get the same thing from him
>he sucks and i never finished
>I roll him over and start kissing on every inch of his ass
>start tonguing his ass and licking his balls
>hes full out moaning like a faggot at this point
>orgasms again
>falls asleep after another 40 minutes of me kissing him on his back neck and cheek
>jerk off and fall asleep
>wake up and he tells me that he had a really nice dream last night
>never talk about it again
mom is still with that same bf but ive only seen his son once since then. fuck he had soft skin
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>13 or 14
>At friend's house
>Hanging out in the dark and talking during real nigga hours
>Hour long Girls Gone Wild infomercial comes on
>We both watch obsessively
>Subtly rubbing my cock through my pants, presumably he's doing the same
>Can't take it anymore, so just take my dick out and jerk it for real
>He does the same
>Glance over at him every now and again
>He's clearly looking at my dick more than the show
>Not bothered, and even slightly aroused
>Shoot my load six feet in front of me
>Soon as he sees my cum he starts busting, too
>Happens a few more times in the future, where he mostly watches me more than the commercial and always cums immediately after I do
>Never really talk about it or go any further than that
The most flaming queen on earth also once watched my gf suck me off when I was in high school, if that counts.
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The gayest shit I've done is fap via Skype while the other guy did too. Both came at same time.
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>>744343518
cont with gay shit, just gonna type all of it up idc if anyone reads it. heres two short ones

>be at park by house one day
>this park has a pirate ship thing in it
>its cool as fuck
>on deck of the boat one day
>black kid comes up there(iirc he was about my age), we are only kids there and out of sight of his mom
>cant for the life of me remember how this started but
>eventually start touching each other (all i can remember is he made the move on me)
>decide to lay with our bare asses touching while we talk
>suddenly i feel something in between my ass cheeks
>look back to see him trying to put his little dick in
>he fails and just straddles me for a bit until his mom calls for him
>pull pants up and leave

>have black friend over
>we play fought a lot on my bed
>swantonbomb.jpg
>he grabs my arms and rolls me on my back
>try to fight him off to no avail
>suddenly become hard
>he starts dry humping me and kissing my face
>dad walks in and he quickly makes it look like a submission move and i start yelling "i tap"
>"alright kid thats enough, get off anon hes tapping out"
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Bareback fucking feels great
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>>744334581
I've always had the gay, ever since I was a First class scout. I now have a uniform fetish and can only really get off around uniforms. My dick is broken
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>>744334581
Losing my virginity to my boyfriend and then looking at the stars form the balcony and talking about random shit.
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>>744344343
It really, REALLY does
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>>744344543
As a bottom, does it really feel better or is it psychological?
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Anyone willing to eat cum off of a girl who just got fucked?
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>>744338120
Suckjob
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>>744344543
Yup
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>>744344718
Oh man, having your prostate smashed in while you give yourself to another man is bliss
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>>744344718
Mostly physical. I love the feeling of hot cum dripping out of my ass. Sometimes I can feel an especially big load.
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>>744344163
time i lost my anal virginity
>be me 13
>yet another black friend over
>he brings his brother, Peter 14, over
>im on my computer which is low to the ground so i sit on the floor
>friend leaves but his brother stays
>Peter asks to play on the computer
>dont trust the nigger so I say yes but im not going anywhere
>he sits down and puts me in his lap
>"fine anon you can sit right here"
>he's looking at random game shit while i start feeling his dick get hard under me
>reaches under my ass, pulls his dick out and starts rubbing it with his left hand
>begins alternating between his dick and my ass
>next thing ik my shorts are off
>im frozen but hard as a rock
>i was gay af, been watching porn for years, i knew what was about to happen and had been waiting for it for a long time
>proceeds to slide my underwear down and slide his cock in between my cheeks
>monster bbc is too big for white boi pucci
>he says brb and comes back with something shiny on his dick (Petroleum jelly i think"
>gets me over my bed and slowly starts working my asshole with his finger
>eventually starts going in with the tip
>by the time hes halfway in im in tears from the pain
>asks if im alright but i didnt respond
>he keeps going until i yelp
>pulls out slowly and repeats this until he can enter in and out at a faster pace
>starts actually fucking me
>feels like an eternity when he finally comes
>empty out his load and i suddenly have to go to bathroom
>hes gone when i come out
>shit my guts out for the rest of the evening
as always we never talked about it again but he was always extra nice to me at school after that. probably for keeping his secret.
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I done shit in The Great Faggot War I ain't proud of ...
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>>744345053
I want to get fucked by a dog so I can feel what a massive load is
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>>744345053
Me taking it raw
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>>744345229
Squeezing out a creampie
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>>744342800
You have a big cock as your brother? Or he's the alpha bro?
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>>744344163
>"alright kid thats enough, get off anon hes tapping out"

/b/ believe me when I say this dumb nigger stood up with his boner out and said sorry
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>>744344840
yeah maybe . If I can fuck her too.
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>>744345751
Have at it bro
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>>744345487
Not sure, I might have out grown him by now. 6.3-5 inches when I've measured and he has to at least be 4 and a half going on 5 at the age of 13 but maybe he stopped growing. He was the alphabro at the time but hes a total bitch to his wife now.

>>744345588
kek, this kid is actually in prison rn for selling dope while on probation for selling dope. dumb nigger/10
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>>744339111
yeah sauce?
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>Keep having gay dreams, taking dick and loving it
>Physically and emotionally uncomfortable even with the idea of being seen holding hands with a man
>Stick things up my ass sometimes
>No longer interested after I cum
>IBS

>What do
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>>744346403
Pls send pic of your white meat
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I was molested bye a man as a young boy, I have hated fags ever since. A buddy wanted, watched me to fuck his girlfriend, and then tried to suck my dick.very in comfortable situation
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>>744346992
No
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>>744347642
Don't be gay anon
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>>744339026
>Ukuchoboza i-penis kunika abantu abangenamakhaya
Painting a penis gives homeless people??
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>>744346434

https://eegay.com/video/1665-teenboy-jordans-teen-fuck-dream
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>>744348271
bless you my child
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>>744342868
Im sorry man, Im glad your in a better place about this. Reading this stuff just makes me so sick, my boyfriend was taken advantage of at a younger age and I just see red when I think about it.
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>>744339713
whats a gh?
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>>744347517
Sorry to hear that bro. I hope you can find peace and move on. Not your fault.

>>744348506
Man. Appreciate the (you). Thanks for taking the time and getting angry on my behalf. I know my experiences isn't in keeping with the light hearted exploration this thread is about. But just included it for perspective. I'm not gay, straight, don't think I'm anything actually, and I think its all because of that day.
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>>744334581

I once made a "What's the gayest thing you've ever done?" thread on /b/ just to fap to it.


Definitely the gayest thing I've ever done.
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>>744344840
Ate my best friend's cum off my sister's tits.
He was basically our first boyfriend. Also thr only time I've ever busted inside a woman.
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>>744335396

Buy a gardening/plumbing service. I bet Tuco and Jerome would love to tap that ass.
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>>744349741
What?
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>>744349741
Pics or didn't happen
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>Be me
> 13 years old, my brother is 11
> I forget how we get on this topic but we start talking about sex
> mention how I've seen girls suck on dicks before
> Decide to try it on each other
> 69 for a bit
> feels good but we get bored and stop

There's more, continue?
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>>744349913
Basically, both my sister and I were fucking my best friend. I did whatever it took to get him horny enough to fuck me, so I'd even fucked my sister in front of him to get him in my ass. One time, thoufh, he hit my prostate too hard and I cane inside her.
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>>744340156
did u say no homo
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>>744335539
/thread
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>>744344840
>>744345751

this is literally my fetish
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>>744350412
Green text?
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Watch straight porn but imagine I'm the girl
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I have lots of gay stories but the gayest one of all is when I wore platform shoes, ripped nylons, a miniskirt and a tank top to a halloween costume party and started dancing with like 5 dudes, all of them trying to hit on me, then one black guy started grinding on me and found my dick, so he leans in and asks me "are you a chick or what?" and I lean into his ear and whisper "it's a costume party!" and give him a wink.
sucked his dick in the alley later that night.
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LITERALLY EVERYONE IS BISEXUAL
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>>744350347
yes please
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I meet random guys on Craigslist and jack off with them...I do this few times a month and it's better then sex...I have a girlfriend who I fuck regularly but it's not the same
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>>744351743
there's nothing literal about that assertion, if anything you meant to say "FIGURATIVELY, EVERYONE IS BISEXUAL"
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>Keep sucking each other as we enter puberty
>Basically just our way of getting off
>Dry orgasm most of the time
>Suddenly one day, I cum in his mouth
>it's a huge load
>oops.jpeg
>He fucking moans and swallows it
>says it was good and that he wants more
>Not sure how much longer until we actually fuck at this point
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>>744351976
underage b&
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Sucked one 1 friend while another fucked and pissed inside me
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Anyone got the webm of the two gay teens playing vidya then they start kinda wrestling and one of them asks if the other has a boner and they start kissing? If so, I need the sauce also. I haven't seen it in forever and I'm high please help.
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>>744334581
been cruising grindr 3 weeks for blowjobs and have had more partners in thess three weeks than the rest of my life

i dont even enjoy them as much as when a girl does them and I can't get hard for a guys ass

but its easy as shit and there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

ama
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>>744351976
>Finally get to the point of no return
>Just us home, watching Netflix
>Suddenly we get to sucking again
>Then we decide to do it
>I fuck him first
>Goes in easy enough, and he seems to like it
>Try different positions, all are fun
>Finally cum
>Wants me to cum inside him
>Does it
>Now my turn
>My cock has a larger head, but his has some serious girth
>hurts a little going in
>Still feels good
>Keeps going them he cums deep
>Continue fucking all night
>Still fuck each other to this day
>Sometimes in the shower
>Still swallow massive loads
>At least until neither of us are single anymore
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>>744352454
>there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

homosexual
(of a person) sexually attracted to persons of
one's own sex.

gay sex
any sexual act carried out between members
of the same sex.

sorry, bub.
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>>744352735
its an expression

it is funny though. I fap to trap thread all the time but when it comes to real guys I can barely get a chub.

I also completely lose it whenever they beg me for anal
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>>744335396
Sharpie in the pooper newfags duh.
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>>744352636
so it goes
>you fuck him
>then it's your turn
>but you're still fucking him
>suddenly he's fucking you even though you described your own penis
>suddenly he's fucking "them" until he cums deep
>Someone still swallows massive loads even though the only one who swallowed in any of your stories was the other dude who can magically swap places with you

next time just describe a porno, your imagination is broken.
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When I was 13 a friend from church spent the night and we slept together in the same bed in juet our underwear
Long story short we cuddled naked and gave each other reach arounds as well as sucking each other off under the sheets
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>>744335803
Nice str8 bro. U wanna 69 at my place later? No homo.
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>>744351873
no, literally applies here

just like, literally, everyone is a homo sapien
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>>744352949
that's because traps are extremely passable.
that's how they got the nickname.
think Han Solo lifting Leia's skirt to find a dick and admiral ackbar screaming "It's a trap!" that's the history of the name.
so it makes sense if you like dudes who look almost like girls to not like secret gay dudes and bears (that's guys who look like regular guys who you cant tell are gay and guys who are really hairy and sometimes chubby).
if you want to try gay shit with people you might actually be attracted to, ask for traps and fems.
fems are the feminine gay dudes, some of them look like emo chicks with no tits.
you might also like twinks. gay feminine dudes in their early 20's.
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>>744353311
no, it doesn't.

some of us are gay, not just a little bi curious.

so you mean figuratively.
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>>744353562
>some of us are gay, not just a little bi curious.

you're lying to yourself then, faggot
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>>744353419
Have been chattin up 3 cds around me but none of them can host

I've been considering renting a hotel room but im worried that I still wont be able to get it up and will simply be out 80 bux

also the idea of spending money on sex seems abhorrent to me
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>>744335050
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>>744353598
how am I lying to myself?

I am including myself when I say "some of us are guy," US as in ME + OTHERS, is english your fifth language or something?
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>>744334581
experimented with a mate when I was 11 or 12 can't remember exactly, sucked each other off once each, never done anything else.

We're still good friends and it's never been brought up since
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>>744334581
Tried sucking my cousins dick

Straight tho
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I'm currently kiking this chubby 18 yr old sissy who wants me to fuck him but getting a chance to meet him is hard. Hopefully I'm going to fuck the shit out of him.
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>>744353761
you'd fuck a nice pussy or suck on some massive juggs

just be real
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>>744353629
gonna have to use snapchat or Grindr or kik if you want to find qt cds who don't want money.
or be hot af.
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>>744353904
I honestly do not like using my mouth on any form of genital
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>>744354054
im using grindr and kik

working out alright but have only found a handful within reasonable driving range
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>>744353904
vaginers are smelly.

why would I stick my dick in something that smells like a dead fish?

do you stick your dick in chum buckets at the wharf, cuz after a period it basically looks and smells the same.
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>>744354200
poopy asses can be smelly too, where is your logic?
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>>744354200
>dead fish
that's only if they don't wash it retard
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>>744353809
Man-ass, man-arms, probably man-face
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>age 13
>friend and I show dicks
>masturbate together
>he says it feels better when other people do it
>I let him jerk me off
>he does
>starts sucking
>feels good
>nut buckets
>he swallows
>he doesn't ask me to recip
>I don't even want to
>later on lets me fuck him
>he loves it
>we fuck for 2 years
>never suck him or let him fuck me
>he bails because gay
>what a fag
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>>744354253
that's why you prep first.

anal prep: enema and shower. top showers. now you're ready for anal.

seriously how do straight people not understand this? when you do anal with women do you just stick it in like a dumbass?
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>>744354391
I'm guilty of this

I smile thinking about the look my girlfriend gave me when she saw my disgusted expression pulling my dick out and having shit on it.

almost as gross as fucking her on her period
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>>744353044

You seem to be the one with the broken imagination, he had it in a perfectly linear order.

>I fuck him first
>Goes in easy enough, and he seems to like it
>Try different positions, all are fun

1. OP fucks brother.

>Finally cum
>Wants me to cum inside him
>Does it

2. OP finishes.

>Now my turn

3. OP begins to be fucked by brother

>My cock has a larger head, but his has some serious girth
>hurts a little going in
>Still feels good

3. OP makes a comparison of his cock to his brother in order to explain why it's more painful for him.

>Keeps going them he cums deep

That's just a typo where he hit M instead of N
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>>744354391
so then women can prep their pussies by keeping them clean

double standard much, repressed bifag?
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>>744354771
nonono, you got it wrong.

see, you are reading part 3 figuratively, not literally, meaning the way that it is written.

the way that it is written, part 3 reads as follows:

"My cock has a larger head, but his has some serious girth. Hurts a little going in [but] still feels good."

if he meant it to read YOUR way, it should be written THIS way:

>My cock has a larger head, but his has some serious girth.
>It hurts when he goes in, but still feels good

otherwise, it is unclear as to whether his dick head hurts while he enters his brother, or if his asshole hurts when his brother enters him.
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>>744334581
Married for 2 years, wife, kid, house, amazing threesome with someone from joyclub.de. he nailed me while i nailed my wife. gayest shit so far. would do gay stuff again.

you miss out so much being plain straight
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>>744354853
>repressed bifag

you mean faggot, I am gay not bi.

and no, the prep women are supposed to do for straight sex is:
female douche, showering.

the douche gets rid of germs. they cause the fish smell.

good luck finding a woman who actually douches, though.
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>>744354286
Dont care. Hes got dick sucking lips.
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>>744334581
Fucked a freshman when I was a senior.
I was in love with his sister, she wouldn't even acknowledge that I existed.
I am/was never gay.
He was in love with me, he looked just like her.
He agreed to grow his hair, shave, wear makeup.
Away from school he wore her clothes, her perfume and let me call him by her name.
We lost our virginity one very long 3 day weekend, in her room, on her bed.
We were a couple all year.
I went into the Army after school.
He graduated in June and moved to where I am, we are living in off base housing, he is in nursing school.
He has been on hormone replacement therapy for 3 years, has also had some racial surgery.
We became domestic partners last month and will move to on-base housing in October.
He has legally changed his name to his sisters first name and my last name.
My parents have dis-owned me, I used to be a Southern Baptist.
I am not now, have never been and will never be a homosexual.
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>>744356251
>hairy chest
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>>744346952
stop watching weird porn shit
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>>744338665
>read this as the "gayest thing ever done is carry a 380"
>was gonna agree
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>>744355413
you are bisexual, you just don't realize it
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>>744351696
Bullshit
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>>744339972
sounds like you're super-besties 4life
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Gave myself a facial
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Lied about my age on craigslist when I was 11 and took my first cock. Shit was totally cash.
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when i was like 11 a friends older brother made me jerk him off. then he jerked me off and i was too young to cum but i orgasmed. i still think about killing him to this day.
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>>744357481
11? Bullshit. No way you looked 18
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>>744357738
No shit. Hence the lying about it (used fake pic)
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Is taking hormones and loving my bf gay?
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>>744357874
The guy must have had big balls. I'd nope the fuck out if an 11 yr old turned up wanting cock.
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>>744358100
He was gonna, but once I took my underwear off and asked him to help me stretch he forgot all about it
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One night feeling super kinky and decide to test if I'm bi or not because am definitely into girls.
>so one night decide to download grindr
>find a rather handsome guy who lived walking distance away
>drives and picks me up
>drive to a lake shore
>sit there nervously
>tells me to just relax as he begins to rub my chest and stomach
>tells me to pull my pants down
>scared and nervous so I do and he pulls my underwear down
>begins to jerk me off as he pulls his off
>tells me to jerk him, and I reluctantly do
>begin to relax a bit and we find a rhythm
>feel bad cause am not getting fully erect
>suggest he blows me so he does
>imagine its hot milf I know and get diamonds
>crawl into back seat and lay down
>spreads my legs and begins to lick and suck on my balls
>decide to try and fuck him
>takes forever trying to find good position in awkard space
>both vote against it
>resumes sucking and jerking me
>slides finger in my ass
>mfw I get even harder
>start getting into it and finally blow my load in his mouth
>watch as it dribbles out onto my cock
>expects me to blow him
>eh Idk
>jerk him a little more
>fuck it and return the favour
>pushes me back against the door
>forces himself inside me despite me trying to push him off and saying no
>too big and strong for me
>hurts really bad cause of his monster cock (said he was 10 inches in bio)
>begins to feel good
> pushes my knees to my shoulders as he fucks me
>strokes me while he does and I cum
>soon after cums in my ass
>drops me off with cum dripping out of my ass
>I fell inlove but never even got a text back
>nothing has felt as good since
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>>744334581
>Would you ever gay?
only with a cute girl (male)

>What is the gayest shit you have done?
jizzed in my own mouth with fingers in my ass. not worth the shame tbh.
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>>744358824
>cute girl (male)
??

also, there is literally no shame in that, idiot
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>have best friend
> he always jokes about having a big dick, like "ugh, its so annoying to use the urinals since I have to pull down my pants all the way because my dick's too big to go through the zipper."
> have a small dick and kind of obsessed with penis size because I was insecure about my 4-incher.
> always wonder if he's fucking with me or telling the truth.
>sleeping over at his house
> after a night of smash bros and listening to our pretensious indie music, time for bed.
> he falls asleep, and I notice he's wearing a pair of boxers with a fly that doesn't button, so it's just kind of open, slightly.
> try to look at his big dick but can't see.
> remember there's a flashlight in the hallway, go out to get it.
> after I make sure he's asleep, I try to use the flashlight to look at his dick.
> boxer fly is too closed and there's no way I'm gonna try to open it because I don't want to risk anymore than I already have.
> give up, leave the flashlight by the bed.
> next morning, he wakes up takes a look around and asks if I want to play more vidya
>"oh by the way, anon, what's the flashlight doing here?"
> no smirk on his face or anything, so not sure if he knows.
> never mention it again
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Bump for more first time stories
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>>744334581
Had sex with another guy cant get gayer than that unless you count dressimg up in panties and letting a guy use your hole
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>>744336342
Done this feels good made a dildo out of a candle a few times that works good too but if you somt want to have anything that yous play with hidden in your home is say buy a carrot or something next time you go grocery shopping and use that then throw it out you can always aay it went bad in the fridge so you threw it out
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>>744336227
Have to try that ive mwt a guy and weve been talking for a little while now vut ww havnt met up to play yet but i cant wait to try hell i havnt even tasted cum yet were planning on meeting up soon and getting srunk amd doing some molly cause sex feels amazing on that shit so when we do meet up im gonna suck his cock till he cums in my mouth then spit it back on his cock and suck him till hes ready to cream my ass
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I fucked myself with a dildo. I prefer girls but I'm pretty lucky my girlfriend loves me doing gay shit. We're planning to go to a gloryhole together and suck some dick. Has anyone been to a gloryhole in Amsterdam?
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>>744335396
Buy her a dildo and use it for yourself.
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>>744336215
5 to 7 guys damn that sounda like fun what was it like? Was it like an orgy going down?
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I'm straight, but I really want to suck a cock just to know what it's like.
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>>744360226
This works out great get her a hitach too fuck your ass with the dildo and turn that bitch on high and rub it along your cock ans try to hols out on busting as long as you can and when you do bust itll be the greatest feeling
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>>744359866
>traps are gay
ok faggot, keep justifying your gay behavior
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>>744360501
Gay behaviour? I thought that's what the tread was about in the first place
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>>744360704
exactly, and traps aren't gay, faggot
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>>744334581
Had gay sex with like 5 of my frat-bros. Im not a fag, it was a prank.
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>>744360764
So wait it gay to take it in the ass as long as your not dressed as a girl is what ypur saying?
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>>744360818
Sounds like one hell of a prank lets hear your story
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>>744360299

You aren't straight, you are at the very least bi-curious/bisexual.
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>>744360843
>it's
>you're
>you're again
faggots can't even English
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Visiting my ex-gf from college, her roommate is gay and used to hit on me. Ex wasn't putting out (she was seeing someone), so after she went to bed I asked roommate if he wanted to fuck around. We go to the next room over, he jerks me off, I try jerking him off for a bit (it was interesting, his cock was fat as fuck) but eventually he starts blowing me and I finish on his chest/face. To this day I don't know if my ex heard us.
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Every few months I will blow up Craigslist with ads offering my mouth for oral. Hooked up with quite a few guys just to give bjs. All my friends think I'm straight but I love sucking a dick as much as I love eating pussy.
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>>744361326
always see these ad's, but fear some meth head is gonna show up. are you attractive?
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>>744361326
I met up with a guy last night on craigslist went over to his place we blew each other for a bit i put on a rubber then fucked his ass good then went home and slept like a baby
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>>744361384
Not really but if you are horny and got no one to suck you off at the end of the night, you'd be sending me a message. I only go over intending to blow them but if they want to fuck me too it usually happens.
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>>744361520
I have girls that I could just call, but I want an attractive man to suck me/that I can fuck. More attractive than me. How do I find that without going to a gay club? Those places are disease farms.
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Wear ThighHighs While Jacking off to Traps.
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>>744335050
>>744335152
>(((hahaha)))
fuck off, shareblue

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice explained:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in decline - Cultural Marxism:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

The Jewish role in the refugee crisis:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfCOO7Z39j0

Leftist subversion explained by former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hWYgPDVX_8

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHa4db3hA0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNNtBmA3SQ

The Jewish role in the porn industry:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwd_Iofr6ZQ

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)
>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160
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>>744334581
My best friends older brother was blessed by the gods with a massive cock (I'm talking almost a foot and a full grip, definitely a 2H sword) and I used to sneak booze over when we were all teens. We'd usually be trashed and suck each other off, but while watching an anal scene with him I asked if he wanted to try it. He lubed me up with some lotion and spit and did the same to his dick. He got about half the head in before it felt like I was being sent through a cheese grater. He could tell so he stopped and asked if it was okay to keep going. After a few minutes the "slight burn" went away and I told him I was good. He didn't hesitate and pushed in about 3/4 of his entire dick in at once, and to my surprise it didn't hurt. He kept at it for about half an hour just pounding at me slowly, then doing a couple quick thrusts, then back to slow. He told me he was going to cum so I tightened my ass as tight as I could and he pushed that last 1/4 in and started filling me up.
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>>744362366
Tldr
My ass gaped for a week
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>>744362366
Hot. I've always wanted to feel a cock that big nut in me balls deep.
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>>744349872
Fucking kek
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Sucked a total of 7 different craigslist cocks, no recip. 10/10 would do again if i didn't have a gf now
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>>744334581
Ate a 2KG steak and drunk 20 beers then took a huge crap
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>Be me
> 12-14
> bored horny as fuck
> suggest to my cousin to let me fuck him in the ass
> He agrees
>Tried for like 10 min to get in
> end un jerking each other off
Not even gay though just was fucking bored before the internets
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>>744334581
I have gayed before. I fucked another dude in the ass. I wanted to know what it felt like. My girlfriend at the time watched me do it. She actually encouraged me to do it in the first place because guy on guy sex turned her on. So she brought her gay friend over to our house one night. I was taking a shower, and when I got out and was drying off, my girlfriend and her gay friend came in.. she looked at me, then at him and nodded. He proceeded to take my towel off, dropped to his knees and started sucking my cock. I was a bit in shock at first, but a blowjob is a blowjob. It felt good. She told him to get up and go into our bedroom and get down on all fours on our bed. She took my hand and his, and lead us to our bedroom. He got down on all fours, I moved up behind him, she had lube and proceeded to lube my dick and told me to fuck him. So I shoved my dick up his ass and fucked him until I had to cum, He asked me to pull out and cum on him, so I did. I jacked off all over his ass. I remember for a long time, I felt like a faggot for doing it, but now that i'm older? I don't give a shit. It was just an experience and i've done nothing like that ever since. This was back in the late 90's. Here it is almost 2018. So yeah, I experienced it, and probably will never do anything like that again. But, it is hands down the gayest thing I ever did.
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>>744363170
I'd let you suck mine.
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Rubbed dicks together with a dog, did it several times too, shit was hot.
i would never fuck a man or a dog or get fucked by either.
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>>744334581
There used to be a video of my friend fucking me in my basement on motherless. He calls me a bitch as he came in me.
Used to turn me on a lot to know guys were jerking over it.
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>>744363170
Would too if i didn't have a gf, can't even watch porn without thinking about how bad i want my mouth fucked
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>>744361963

Kill yourself. This is an order, not a request.
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>>744334581
Accidentally touched my friends dick
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>>744363894
lol how?
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>>744363527
Nice. I'd like to see it.
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>>744363951
Wish it was still there but haven't been able to find it for a good 5 years.
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I used to play truth or dare with my friend when we were about 12-13. We started out just jacking off in the same room, and then it was standing up and jacking off, and then it was sucking cock. Never went further than about a 20 second cock suck dare.

Even though I'm pretty hetero that makes me a little hot still kinda.
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>>744363944
playing basketball was trying to grab the ball off him missed and got him in the nuts
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