Did you get buttfucked in jail? Or know anyone who did?

Someone new guy at work might have. He seemed nice enough, maybe a LITTLE off but not as much as everyon else I work with. One day I was talking with another operator and making fun of our helpers and he said something about his helper (the guy who may have gotten butt raped) having been in San Quentin. He's too nice to have done murder or robbery so we figured he must have touched a kid or some shit because he's smiley and shit. And I guess the operator asked him "don't y'all fuck each other in the ass in there?" And he just chuckled and didn't respond. Fuckin fag.

How common do you think it is? Maybe one in five guys gets it in the ass?

>>744331577

My dad works concrete construction. He was working on a prison in Baltimore many years ago when one of the grinders was cutting off the rebar sticking out of one of the vertical concrete forms or some shit. Trips while stepping over it (like he wasn't supposed to) and sits down on four kinda sharp pieces of rebar sticking out of the form. One pierces one buttcheek. Two pierce the other. The last one? Almost hit a hole in one. Like an inch away. Still stabbed into his bowels with rusty rebar. Infection kicked in, and the guy was on a colostomy bag for like six months.

I would go to jail just to get fucked by guards to satisfy my uniform fetish

My mate got put in prison on distribution charges. His gf said that if she didn't turn all of his shit over to his competition he was gonna get it in prison. Never learned what happened though

>>744332131
Not really the kind of story I was looking for, but thanks for sharing I guess

Had an uncle who got it in prison. Didnt get much details, but one night he broke my toilet while screaming "im not a faggot".

Jailer here...the phrase is "gay for the stay.". Figure it out.

>>744331577
>in jail cause drugs
>know what to expect cause criminals in familam
>nigger offers small latin guy his jello
>don't fucking do it latin guy
>It's a trap
>latin guy takes jello
>after he eats it nigger asks for his jello back
>by the most hallowed laws of the grey hotel you now owe him you dumb beaner
>latin guy just doesn't get it
>that night
>bunked in kitchen with other non-violent winners because of overcrowding
>four CO's and a nurse push latin guy down the hall on a stretcher
>two guys have him pinned
>keeps trying to curl up into a fetal position
>ask da fuq?
>some flip answered
>internal bleeding
Protip: Don't accept a dessert if you can't take an entree

>>744332848
Got any stories about "gay for the stay"?

>>744332887


Fucking intense. Good story.

>>744332887
Latin boys are cute.

>>744331577
Is it absolutely necessary to make prisons so ugly? What would it hurt to have better colors and shit?

>>744332298
Like I told you the last time you said this the other day, it's usually the prisoners fucking you, not the guards.

In Huntsville prison I helped rape a dude. I was an inmate at the time.
>be me in for assault wdw 6yr
>been in for 3yr I'm a peckerwood, not a full blown AB but not a race traitor either
>19yo white kid from Houston comes in on supposedly drug charges
>first week he struts around like he's important
>has a lot of AB style tats, shamrocks and bolts and 1488
>tried to pal up to me and the other woods on our block
>freeze him out cause he had nothing to offer
>he starts getting friendly to loner spics
>word comes down from captain
>kids tats weren't earned (basically he's a wanna be racist edge lord)
>ALSO WASN'T IN FOR DRUGS
>molested an unconscious girl at party
>word came down that we had to break him in
>me not wanting to be on the wrong side of the ab
>we shove kid into a blind space
>me, two other woods, and one AB
>BEAT HIM and all fuck him
>make sure he knows he's AB property
>spent next two years pimping him to niggers and spics

Usually rape is not likely in jail unless you claim something you aren't, diddle kids, or create a debt. Just stick up for yourself politely and do your time quiet.

>>744333540
every person in prison
Gets free food
Gets free shelter
Gets free medical care
Gets free education

And you are complaining about the colors and shit? Democrats have been peddling that shit for years

>>744333918
Bullshit nigga.

>>744331850
thats america.

blaming people because they got holed up with toxic masculine men.


did you know that the military has its fair share of butt fucking cases too? but they try to keep a down low on that.

>>744331577
where are the beds?

I was in prison in Germany, and there wasn't much rape going on because the prison culture is basically dominated by Arabs and Turks, and they're really against that shit generally. One Kinderficker did try to go after one of the little Vietnamese boys once, and there was some German kid who came in one day and started sucking some older guys cock within 24 hours of being on the unit. We caught him lounging in this guys arms when he was supposed to be working with us. Didn't know whether to laugh or puke.

>>744333918
sounds like he deserved it for molesting a girl at a party and wearing tats he didn't earn. How many times a week would he get fucked? Was this punk's spirit broken, or did he just accept his place as a bitch?

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>>744333540
I agree... this is Swedish prison, much nicer.

>>744334160
Call all you want boy. But that's what happened.
You fuck kids you get fucked. Your white stick to your own race, or become a cell trick to the clique you hang with.

I've seen dudes shived over ramen noodles, with shanks made from Styrofoam plates.

>>744334391
>boy
Now you're really just trying too hard to play your character. You probably fap to CP yourself faggot.

>>744331577
Only went to county. Other inmates left me alone just because i was in for assault. Pussies

>>744334391
im white with brown eyes. I go with the "spics" or the whites?

I have done almost 15 years total for trafficking related crimes. Rape is not as common in prison as you would think but sex is rampant, esp prisoner and staff. But yea if anyone has questions to ask go for it'

>>744334230
Beds? You sleep on the floor. It's not a fucking hotel.

>>744334294
He did deserve it. I didn't want to rape him, but as a wood the ab see you as expendable.

He got fucked every couple days the first month after captains orders came down. He'd try to fight every once in a while and get beat down.

After 6 months he'd just walk into a cell he was ordered to, slide down his drawers and take it. He was dead inside and you could see it in his eyes. He'd cry when he thought no one could see.

>>744334582
Depends do you want to be considered a Guerro or a Mud blood?
Either way you'd have people, they just might roast you.

>>744334584
Okay. What is the relationship like when one prisoner fucks another? Is one the man and the other is the bitch? or is it just two men who realize they have needs? does protective pairing happen?

>>744334551
I don't fap to cp. I don't think I'm hard, I work in a shitty jiffy lube and can't get a decent apt or job. I made poor choices and paid for them. Doesn't mean cause you don't understand my life experiences you get to be the judge of what is or isn't a reality for me.

>>744334741
That sounds very hot, but I was hoping he got raped more often than that.

>>744335102

I wouldn't take it too personally

good luck turning your life around

now get on your knees and suck me off punk

>>744335102
Real nigga shit

>>744335102
Cool story bro

>>744335225
Man rape isn't hot. You wanna get fucked like a sissy, just do something small and go to county. Hang your ass out till the niggers start using it, and have you putting Kool aid on your lips.

Just be a cell sissy.

>>744335053
Both, the majority is prisoners fucking female staff. But if its like two dudes fucking its mostly just a mutual "lets fuck" basic needs kind of thing but that really doesn't happen as much as you would think.

>>744333918
Did it bother you that not only were you fucking a man, but you literally stuck your dick in one or more men's cum? What order did you go in, anyway? Guessing AB went first and the rest of you got his sloppies? Were you concerned about STD's? How exactly did you make sure he knew he was property, other than the fucking itself? What would have happened if you'd politely said nah, you weren't interested or just not horny at the moment or whatever?

>>744335598
But, were there any relationships that were "bend over for me or I'll beat you skull in"?

>>744335651
>White boi, pull your boipucci here, gonna fucc it hard
No Tyrone, I'm not in the mood now.
>Oh, I'm sorry to hear. Your pleasure has utmost importance.

>>744332351
sounds like a rat fucking skank

More crazy stories pls.

Not really rapey stuff but fights and drugs and crazy shit

>>744335956
I was asking the guy who said he got pressured into gang raping a dude.

>>744335651
It bothered me that he was just a stupid kid, also I felt forced for my safety. I didn't pay attention to the cum or think about anything other than I had to do it.

If I had said nah, I would have been put on warning which means I'd have either gotten shived in the shoulder or leg, or got cut on my face or arms.

Basically the AB went first while me and the woods held him down, then we'd just rotate in till we all finished. Was less than a 10 minute affair probably. The AB guy just told him while he was lying there that with his tats he wanted to belong, now he did as property. If he resist he'd get beat or worse.

Like I said rape doesn't happen a lot, I mean it does. But it's usually over what you did to get in, or owing somebody inside, or to teach you a lesson. Most the time it's about bullshit thing working out, playing cards, or domino's.

>>744336152
>guy from one hood on range full of enemies
>gets head dunked in toilet, extorted and arm broken

>>744336301
>Most the time it's about bullshit thing working out, playing cards, or domino's.
What, so I could get my asshole tore up for not letting Bubba win at dominoes?!?

>>744333711
I guess I should look for guards elsewhere

>>744333333

>>744336152
Had a guy on our block try to die by mixing knock off comet and ammonia based cleaner, then drinking it. He had to go to hospital, was stuck on a feeding tube after. Also shit in a bag.
Worst part is only had 10 years and he'd already done 8. He got the call his mom died. They stuck him in seg after he got back.

>>744336451
No get your asshole torn up cause you bet 60 bucks on domino's, loose and don't pay your debt

>>744331577
Yeah it happened to me a few times, at least 4 or 5. One of the guards found us though, they really came down hard. I even got fired, said I'd never be a guard ever again.

>>744331850
i would rape you fag, im alpha.
we call new fish like you cell gangsters becuase you can talk shit online but you cant back it up nigger

>>744336710
Well obviously don't gamble is jail!!

What if I happen to be a handsome young-looking 20 years old? Will the other inmates pressure me for sex, or just take what they want? If someone is young and vulnerable, should they pair up with someone who will protect them in exchange for sex??

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>>744331577
I am bi-sexual...dick...pussy...i could give 2 fucks less...as long as I get my nut.
I spent 4yr 11months 1 week 1 day 1 hour and 45 minutes in prison.
I gave one black guy a blowjob cause I was fucking horney.
His boyz thought that was an open ticket.....
The first set of nuts I smashed...proved that lie
I choose my sexual partners....wither male or female.
You aint taking shit from me unless I let you...cause I will kill you...or you will kill me....
I could give 2 fucks less
But you aint walkin over me like some bitch....cause i will gut you

>>744336845
kek

>>744337165
Pretty edgy to be quite honest, family member

>>744336301

How the fuck did you even get it up?

How the fuck could you possibly come?

Are you bisexual?

What would've happened if you couldnt' get hard?

>>744337092
Depending are you going to stand up for yourself or not.
You might get pressured, just don't accept gifts or advice from people.
If you need protection find enforcers of your relative race, then have your family wire them 100-200 bucks a month on their comm account. Your asshile should be safe.

If not you can become an enforcers bitch, may not even be sexual you just have to do what ever he wants. Like lotion his feet and clean his cell and run contraband for him.

Or do you fantasize about being a jailhouse sissy?

Rape isn't the most outrageous thing that goes on in the prison system, doesn't happen as much as you think. The crazy shit happens with the dudes on shit or suicide watches, esp with the bugs

>>744337493
>advice
Different fag here. I get not accepting gifts but what's up with advice? I told you how to do such and such so now you have to gibs boipucci?

>>744337493
I fantasize about owning a jailhouse sissy, I want to know what kid of stuff they can get away with

>>744337493
I wonder because I am trying to become a tattoo artist, who does the tattoos? Are they held in high regard if they are skilled? Tbh if I ever ended up in prison I would probably just do art whenever I could and keep to myself and not cross anyone or talk much. Hypothetically would tattooing prisoners or keeping to myself be the safer option? Just curious..

>>744337475
I jacked my dick and thought of Donna from that 70 show.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to cum, when you don't masturbate much and you. Get your dick in something that feels like pussy.

If I couldn't get hard, I'd have to at least make him feel like I did, just had jam his ass with something.

This wasn't about sex, it was about teaching him a lesson.

>>744337748
*what kind of stuff

>>744337784
Hope you dont mind hep c/the hiv or time in the box

>now this is a story all about how an inmate got fucked inside out
>it also started when some fresh meat came into our cell
>he was small, white, toned and cute
>had an unusually high voice too
>he took a liking to me, probably because I was the only one not trying to fuck him
>you're not supposed to ask people what they're in for in jail, but I asked this kid because he was fucking harmless
>turns out he was caught with weed too, in a friends car but I don't believe that part
>a week passes by and he already has himself in some deep shit
>basically did exactly what the other guy did in another Anons story, took something (a cigarette in this case) and couldn't pay it back
>he was set up
>other guy in my cell tries to defend him but it's no use because the blacks were after him
>get back to cell after GP
>2 black dudes are fucking the little white kid
>I just stand there and watch for like a minute, they finished up after that and both came in his ass
Was fucked, literally

>>744337740
Like someone tells you where to hang safely to get away from hard bastards, who to avoid, how to sneak things in. This kind of advice is worth something and they don't think they are trying to be nice. You owe them something now.

cellmate would fuck me every night for my 6 month sentence. raped me twice until i submitted and accepted my place

its sickening that america turns a blind eye to the incarceration rates in this country. theres absolutely no reason why people should be putting prison, rape, or dominance on a pedestal because they came from shady towns or cities where the local emphasis on LOCAL govt did nothing to prevent a segment of its citizenry from falling in between the cracks only to become a number and a commodity to an industry

>>744337654
explain

>>744337748
Well that particular kid we pimped out for stuff, toiletries, snacks, and drugs.

But I've seen bitches that all they do is clean cells and laundry.

>>744333918
homos


lol

>>744337944
Guessing just keep to myself then lol. The gaurds crack down hard on guys trying to tattoo eachother? Also how do people get so many tattoos in prison that don't all just get infected and come out like shit? I;m actually quite interested now...

>>744338012
What did you do to get out in prison though??

>>744337983
What else could be satisfactory payback for that advice besides your cornhole?

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>>744338050

>>744337808
>This wasn't about sex, it was about teaching him a lesson.

You got hard enough to penetrate a man's anus and excited enough to come.

> Nigga, you gay!

>>744334240
>the prison culture is basically dominated by Arabs and Turks
Even in prison, they dominate the culture there?!

>>744337983
As the Joker once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

gay prison rape, a uniquely american tradition.

>>744337784
Nah man. Old dudes talk about tattoo artist as being a safe bet, but now every one willing to risk solitary are giving out tats.

If you are good you can get respect and trade work for favors, but doesn't guarantee safety

>>744338012
>6 month sentence
What the fuck, this isn't even a felony penalty is it? Did this happen in fucking county?

Here they have basically prison trannys and they call them girls and faggots fuck them no need for rape.

was locked up with a nasty ass red headed whiteboy nicknamed ears, had tan suits and his pants always had vaseline stains on his ass area. loved getting reamed by the lifer blacks in the middle of the night. never seen it but it was always chow hall fodder from whoever seen them being gay as fuck the night before.

>>744337949
did the niggers fuck him over and over again, throughout his stay?

>>744338163
Commissary stuff. Extra tp or razors. Hell a couple packs of ramen or pinwheels

>>744338223
Lol that's what they go for first.

>>744338230
>gay prison rape, a uniquely american tradition.

Mostly among Blacks. But they're animals anyway.

A minority of Whites engage in homosex-- few than Spics, Asians, and especially NIGGERS.

>>744338062
They hide shit in their ass aka prison purse to smuggle it about the facility or into the box, or swallow it when on visits. Sometimes they get caught well then they dont wanna catch more time for drugs so they shit it out and eat it

>>744338277
Where is here? I don't know where to find a tranny to fuck and I'm a free man.

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If you guys are interested in jail rape shit go read up on that Australian guy that had a sex change and for some reason they threw him in am all males prison because he still had a dick.. he had one friend, like him a m2f that got raped almost every day and when they got out of prison they an hero'd...
This guy said he got raped easily over 2000 times and not just by one person.. a gang rape.
Fuck prison

>>744338381
Use your imagination, that whole story was the work of fiction :)

>>744338484
Tdc

>>744332075
4 out of 5 do

>>744338239
Fair. You got any personal preferences for tattoos? You said you were a pecker-wood and down with the AB. I'm assuming you got a few trinkets from them as initiation/rank symbols no?

>>744338157
They do look like shit, some get diseases because as you can imagine needles are hard to come by. If they can they'll steal wipes from like insulin runs or get people to steal them for them

>>744338511
Sounds like a faggots dream if you ask me

>>744336954
Tell me where you live bitch. Or are you to pussy to see what will happen?

>>744338579
What?

>>744331577
When I was doin a nickel at club fed, the 8nly guys that got bu fu'd were the ones that wanted it. Though there was this one trap that was high on all the trap-lovers' lists. Name was Coco and was Ru Paul passable. Seriously. Heard he had to bust a few balls when a couple good ol" boys decided to get insistent. Coco was not to be fucked with unless you asked -nicely- and had some money on your books. High maintenence, apparently.

>>744331577
all of you Nazis, skinheads, MS13, Latin Kings Crips, Bloods, elchapo spicks, isis sandniggers, alqueda goatfuckers, zeta cartel, KGB russian scum, dirty half nigger italian eggplants, I want any and all of you shitbags to come to my house with as many guns and knives you can manage and try to fucking kill me. after i disarm you and beat you to death with my fists, then i will rape and kill your wives and children.

im not scared of any of you scum cunts, bring it.

>>744338641
youre a faggot too since this thread compelled you to read it faggot

>>744338468
>Autism, the post

>>744338161
selling knives that i shouldntve been
>>744338241
im in the uk

>>744334334

Is that guy the singer in ABBA?

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>>744338626
>mfw I just googled pecker-wood
>mfw it just means white person and not a gang
>mfw I'm a fucking retard
Disregard my retardation

>>744338692
Texas department of corrections

>>744338157
Infections happen but dudes mix antibiotic powder with Vaseline and keep em wrapped.

>>744338721
Oh, a badass, huh? Shoe on head with address or you's wailin like a BITCH

>>744338511
Didn't get locked up for going to church every Sunday

>>744334741

Sounds like hell on earth. Would rather remain being a recluse kissless video game playing virgin than find myself caught up in some bullshit like this.

>>744338857
No a wood is someone who is willing to fight along side and die for his race but isn't in the AB. Just means you're hard enough to fight on behalf of the whites.

>>744338636
Yea shit man like I'd hope someone would smuggle in a bottle of Green Soap. Damn.

>>744331577
Prison or jail?? There's a difference. Country jails tend not to have that going on (at least against your will).

Prisons are totally different and it will depend on what level yard you go to and how you're affiliated, if you are where you are in the hirarchy, or if you go to a PC yard (even then you can get butt fucked, but it depends)

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>>744338721

>>744338721
Can't wait to doxx you fag

>>744334582

Are you caucasian white or one of those hispanic "whites"?

Spanish aren't all in for themselves either, as you have the Sureno/Norteno territorial wars

>>744334741
what is a wood?

>>744338912
Sounds pretty gross.

>>744339190
He is referring to pecker wood.

>>744339006
Jail isn't that bad once you know the rules, find your people, get a job, and settle into a routine.

>>744339028
Alright so I wasn't to far off. What you been doin since you got out?

>>744338012
How big was his cock? Was it anal every night?

>>744339190
I'm referring to
>>744339028
Wood is short for peckerwood

>>744339330
TRUTH. Mind yourself, do your time, get the fuck out.

>>744339445
Never been to jail and that just seems like common sense. Don't cross anyone and they should leave you alone.

>>744338807
I didn't think prison rape really happened in Europe.

>>744339374
Tf else they gonna fuck you. If it's in your mouth they'll bite it. Any other hole requires to much effort.

>>744339330
>find your people
you mind elaborating on that?

>>744339538
The migrants do it for you

>Am I edgy yet?

>>744336845

Did they run a train on you?

>>744339619
Saying your race

>>744339343
I struggled for a bit, moved in with an ex gf. She kicked me out for her baby daddy.

Got a job working at a jiffy lube and used to Uber till Texas passed its Uber background checks....
Live in a shitty apt with a slum lord as a land lord. Can't complain cause it's hard to find work and a place.

In my free time I go to state parks and enjoy fresh air. Fuck around on the internet, watch Netflix. Thinking about learning carpentry and starting my own business.

Mostly chill

>>744339374
idk, 6 inches? every single night
>>744339538
knowing my luck i was the only one in there to have it done to me. i had a skinny frame at the time which didnt help

>>744339619
tbh I always felt that avoiding the gangs all together would be smartest. That's just me though...

>>744339189
im caucasian my great grandfather was italian and I have some spanish bloo as well

>>744339513
Totally. Shit happens though. Closest I got into it was I was in chow and saw a friend next to me, we started taking and I accidentally brushed my tray on the head of a mexican. I quickly deescalated it though and apologized. He was steamed but he buddy next to him told him to let it go, and he did. thank god. other than that shit was cake.

>>744339741
Did he make you do his laundry and clean the cell, too?

>>744339761
I wasn't in a gang, but Id side if there was a fight. Hence I was a wood.

Most the time you need a group to survive, that's is usually based on your race or religion.

>>744339726
Good for you man. Turn you're life around. I'm proud anon. Keep you're chin up and keep moving forward.

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>>744339923
>religion
Is there an atheist gang?

>>744338050
America has a nigger problem. If we didn't have such a huge population of niggers committing so many crimes, we could afford to have kinder gentler, and nicer prisons.

>>744339886
he never made me do that stuff, he would just fuck

>>744339878
>clutch

>>744340040
Nope. But in Texas people find Jesus as a way to avoid playing the gang game. Niggers find Islam.

>>744339923
That makes sense tbh. It's like picking your battles... Except literally

>>744339761
Easier said than done. Everyone in jail is scared idgaf what they say. That's why they join a gang, become Muslim, go to the box, sign in for protective custody, something they're all afraid. Even the lifers who act like they dont give a fuck.

>>744339943
Yeah man it's shitty, but most life is. So just learn to make the best and attempt to improve what I can.

>>744340075
You think that's kind of a self fulfilling proficy? Like treating the niggers like criminals makes them more likely to become them? Just a thought in case you aren't a troll

>>744333918
i never understood why prisoners think they're doing something important when they rape rapists. you're just looking for a shitty excuse to feel like you matter in the world. just say you want to rape people instead of pretending that you're punishing pedohpiles or w/e. fucking dellusional.

>>744335598
We're the female staff hot or were they just really fast greasy pigs

>>744335926
Former DOC drug counselor here; there were definitely a few like that, especially in jails where guys come in too fucked up or withdrawing too hard to defend themselves.

>>744340079
Did he protect you from other guys who wanted to fuck you? Or did he ever pimp you out?

>>744331577
Only redneck dumb fucks and niggers get fucked in jail because they secretly want to buttfuck each other all along.

>>744340366
You can't appreciate the good shit without all the bad. There cannot be a good without an evil. I realized that in the Psych Ward years back and turned my life around.

>>744338050

Yeah, you sound like a lib that has enough money to move or live where he wants. Head down to LA or SoCal in general where whole towns are all hispanic or black. They don't give two fucks if you are a lib, you're soft, you're a target. Maybe they got a raw deal, but for every crime they get time for, there is probably like 20 crimes they get away with. They are some nasty mofo's. If you run afoul of them and they put the word out on you, they'll get you. I had to leave because I got in a beef with someone that was connected high up in the mexican mafia. I don't care how tough you think you are, they will get you. And the mexican women are also involved with this shit too.

>>744340079
did you kiss him too?

>>744340542
nah there was none of that. i was shacked up with the only dude who wanted to fuck

>>744340375
Jail runs on the most base animal principles of justice. That's why we rape rapists. It's to punish them physically.
Steal something, someone might stomp your fingers. Snitch and get beat. It's like tribal society in there.

Sure it's easier to have lofty socialogical views on the outside , but once you get in the grinder you better adapt or literally die.

>>744340375
Its weird. Its like a code. If you don't fall in line you get "cut". And sometimes falling in line is stupid shit like raping a rapist, guilty or not (and while I was spending my 5 months in county there was a guy who claimed he was wrongly accused by his girl friend; he still had to go pc. The other inmates didn't give a fuck))

>>744340663
i just lay there, or stayed on my hands and knees while he did his business

>>744340375
I think it's the fact that deep down they wanna rape someone but they also would not want to cause that kind of suffering to a person consciously unless they could morally justify it.

>>744331577
Lol, no. I was only a short timer but I was far more scared than jail was threatening.
Though this one dude did take it in the ass/ give blowjobs a lot. He was a huge fairy though, I think he really liked it in jail.

>>744338923
>>744339137
>>744339168
If i give you my name and adress, i want you to give it to as many gangs and terrorist organizations you can muster, but dont tell the cops i threatened rape and murder, that was said in jest, and just to piss these cell gangsters off and to get your attention. my statement lacks specificity and no women or children will be hurt, i just want to defend my house with my fists against as many of these assholes that think they are tough. please do not hurt my mom either, this is between me and you. bring it boiz, death awaits.

>>744333918
>no homo tho

>>744333711
How often do you guys discuss jail rape? wtf
I've had a few friends go to jail... generally for minor crap, they said it was rare in the jails they went to and usually people would beat the shit out of anyone who raped someone else. Again, these weren't "max security" prisons or anything crazy and were for small crimes. Lots of physical violence though. But little rape.

>>744331577
ITT:

People who don't realize that not wiping/ purposely keeping your asshole and buttcheeks full of shit and stank will 100% prevent niggers and spics from sticking their cocks in it

>>744340705
Most guys wake up with an erection. Did you have to suck him off in the mornings?

>>744341016
Kek I've never been to prison (been to jail overnight a few times) but I have a bit of a morbid fascination with it, like many people seem to, so when I see threads about it here, I browse. But yeah that anon I replied to said literally the exact same thing just the other day.

>>744341170
>keeping your asshole and buttcheeks full of shit and stank

> keeping your asshole and buttcheeks full of shit and stank

I don't know about prison but in county you can't do that. Guys who don't maintain hygene get fucked over.

>>744341170
uh, no? You do realize that most prison rape happens in the showers, or post-showertime for exactly this reason, right?

>>744341016
yea becuase you dont get raped unless you want to be assfucked. Jail rape is a myth. pedos walk around in general pop with all the other idiots with no fear. maybe its different up state with lifers, or around big cities, but for the most part, people just do their time and get out.

>>744341260
Dude just fulfill your faggot desires.
Get 3 or four speeding tickets, leave them unpaid. Miss your court dates. Then when the DA brings you in, say you have no money and would prefer to spend time in.

You will get a week in. Just act sweet and leave your ass Vaselined, you will get a nice hard vacation of all the jail fucking you can handle.

>>744341321
>>744341407
>hurdur they'll smell it or target you after showers

I'm saying keep it stanky and shitty, but still wash yourself and keep it somewhat clean, plus once you get the reputation of being the guy with the shitty asshole, why would they keep trying to rape you

>>744341407
Pretty sure the shower thing is mostly in the movies.

>>744341448
>pedos walk around in general pop

I don't think so. Pedos usually have to "go pc"

(Protective custody)

General pop is where your gangs are and they do not cotton to pedos. At All. Even in county.

>>744341448
Not in Texas.

Yes movies and shows largely over play rape, but it does happen.

My state actually has one of the highest rates of inmate on inmate sexual Assault

>>744341321
>Guys who don't maintain hygene get fucked over.
How so and by whom? Explain please.

>>744341532
>reputation of being the guy with the shitty asshole,

That's a reputation that will get you beat up. Best to just clean yourself and mind your business. If you're cool people will stick up for you occasionally.

>>744341685
Yeah Texas' prison system is notoriously shitty.

>>744341700
People don't like being around stinky gross fucks.

So we beat the shit out of people who don't keep up with themselves.

>>744341700
>How so and by whom? Explain please.

By everyone. The guys (general pop or pc) do not want your stinky ass around. if you know nothing about manners you will in jail. Real fast.

>>744341597
>rape a guy after rec/workout time
or
>rape a guy after/during showers

wow wonder which one happens more often

>>744341532
Sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about

>>744341612
they only go to PC if they have a good enough reason, you dont just get that for fucking a kid. atleast not in central pa where i was in county, there were pedos on my block, they would get called chester every now and then, but nobody did anything to them

>>744341931
Rape going into or coming off work detail. Usually

>>744341927
fucking idiot you know how easy it is to maintain a shitty asshole while still smelling good/not bad? just don't go on a jog or anything and the shit in your bum won't sweat out or be noticeable until you spread your asscheeks

Would you get raped for sexting?

Or something like that, if you explain it.

>>744341987
>>>they only go to PC if they have a good enough reason

In california, if you insist on it long enough, you can. You MIGHT have to get beat up once to prove it, but you can go to a pc yard if you want to.

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What I like about prison rape is that it makes liberal authoritarian points morally untenable and I can tear them down endlessly without even trying. They want the people who don't care enough about rape to be raped and I get to remind them every 10 minutes what bad people they are.

>>744341987
How do you get into protective custody?

Avoiding prison rape is easy.

Hold in your shit for days, then let a nigger fuck you. Once he embeds his nigger dick in your hard sticky poo, that shit will be like peanutbutter and he won't be able to pull his dick out. Then do a back flip ripping his dick off.

>>744341612
your an idiot. I have been to Prison in Wisconsin and Arizona. Each state is dif. Wisconsin allows pedo's in GP in county and in all security levels of their prisons including Portage which was where Dahmer got killed. Nobody goes out of their way to fuck with them there is tons of them you would end up spending your whole bid in segregation...idiots get beat up..SO or NOT. Arizona has seperte yards and units for pedos so there is no contact with GP but that does not include county.

And nobody "has to to go PC" in either state. PC or checking in is a voluntary thing unless you get into an altercation with someone and the state picks up charges against them or you and the parties are put in PC to ensure their safety until a conviction...but again that is not every single time either. You talk like you know...but you dont faggot.

>>744340539
How can one get to fuck female staff?

>>744342073
Tell ya what ace, if you ever find yourself in the back of a roller on your way to county. you use that valuable strategy you've got there. We'll see how well it works for ya.

>>744341987
how do people already in prison even fucking figure out you were a pedo? what fucking moron tells people what they're in for, let alone being a child predator

My Dad works at a prison, can confirm rape does actually happen. Actually this Mexican sucked off a native American guy (called chiefs in prison). Both got beat up by their own groups

>>744342210
>your an idiot...
Uh, ok. I know what I experienced, so, fuck off.

>>744331577
10 out 10 inmates got buttfakt
BEING GAY IS A CHOICE LOL

>>744342177
at least you tried to be funny, here's your (you)

>>744342210
>And nobody "has to to go PC"

You do if you're gay and don't want to get beat up, yeah, you do.

>>744341509
Did he make you wear women's clothes?

>>744342277
>how do people already in prison even fucking figure out you were a pedo?

Newspapers. Its the one thing the guards hand out to everyone, all the time. Lots of local news papers.

>>744342537
I'm the rapist from Huntsville, not the guy getting raped on a 6 month bid

>>744342374
No need to pity the poor bastard.

>>744338854
Yeah it is, he got caught finally for obvious reasons

my tattoo artist did 10 years in the pin for attempted murder. he said it happens but not as often as it is believed to think. he said it mainly happens if you owe someone something (like the jello, cigarette as stated above) but he said ppl mainly owe for drugs. or if you want to be a sissy. sissys are usually the one staring at the guys junk in the shower, if you get caught looking it's a sign you're down for it. they test you for a reaction, if you let it happen then they'll run your asshole. if not, you gotta fight back, even if it means getting your ass beat.

>>744342431
BS...some of the most fit people in prison with life or 20+ years are homosexuals and they dont worry much about anybody. This went for both states I was in. When you have 10+ years of lifting and fucking your pals the only people that fuck with them usually get wooped. And going to PC becasue your afraid of getting beat up is checking in...voluntary nigger

>>744342616
everyone has a DOC# and you can check circuit courts in each state to see what their conviction is...no need for newspapers

>>744331850
I could just hear your breaths wheezing through your mouth as you typed this.

>>744342658
Way to go. So what kind of degrading stuff do you make the prison bitch do?

>>744342792
>BS...some of the most fit people in prison with life or 20+ years are homosexuals

Again, my experience is county only, never been to prison. And if there were tough assed homos calling shots I didn't see it. I only know what I saw, and homos were "invited" to go pc if it came out they were gay in general. Period. That's all I know.

>>744338660
812 Country Road st. James Missouri bitch, come get it

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>>744342999
you would be suprised which hard ass niggers walk the walk and talk the talk but get caught in faggots cells when they catch long bids.

>>744340621

Oh come off it anon. You can explain this shit all you want to a middle class liberal, but they're still going to think they're right and you're wrong because they'll see you as someone who is just not educated to the same level as they are.

We have the same shit in the UK with wankers who champion immigration and diversity. They only meet the nice immigrants in their suburbs, not the uneducated criminal ones we have to deal with in working class areas.

The only way they'll ever learn is to experience it for themselves.

Even if they did, they'd be all "hurr durr i forgives dem for raping my whole family and stabbing my dog... dey are oppressed minority and it was our fault for being white"

>>744342277
Everyone gets papers when they enter, they ask to see your papers, it's not really ask it's a demand, if you don't show them they'll beat your ass and take them. The pedos are usually there for practice. They'll tee off the pedos every once in a while to make sure their scrapping game is still on point. pedos typically have their own yard though with other sex offenders were they rape each other.

>>744340374
Niggers got that way, the hard way. go over to pol and ask for some statistics on crime. Rich niggers commit crimes at a higher rate than poor whites. The only one that actually believes black lives matter, are the republicans, who believe their babies shouldn't be euthanized (abortion) at a super high rate, and that niggers who rape, rob, murder, and assualt, should be locked up so they can't hurt anyone else. Unlike the liberals who say no let them loose to terrorize the community.

>>744342788
So can a sissy choose one man to pair up with for the duration of their stay? Do the sissies basically choose the guy with the biggest cock?

>>744343124
>you would be suprised which hard ass niggers walk the walk

Doubt it. I'm not a kid, so... whatever.

Boy there sure are a lot of convicted felons in this thread. /b/ is a classy place these days

>>744343032
Shit, I'm in Washington state. Wanna meet me halfway? I'll kick your ass

>>744340374
Also, niggers in every single country on the planet, commit crime at a much higher race than any other race. This includes Europe where they coddle their prisoners.

>>744343274
Inb4 these two dudes meet up... and blow eachother

>>744343144
You can't dispose of the papers before anyone has a chance to ask?

>>744343144
>Everyone gets papers when they enter

That's right, I forgot about those. Yep, same for county. First thing your cellies want to see when they meet you is your papers.

>>744343402
Nope, its like that asshole who thinks staying stinky will save him from getting butt raped.

>>744343219
its jsut a fact of long term all-male environments. You want sex...you would have to fuck a guy. You'll see if you ever get sent to prison for blowing horses.

>>744343177
>go over to pol
No you go there, and stay there this time

>believing anything on /pol/

>>744343274
Are you fucking kidding me? No. You know where to go.

>>744343545
If you did junk your papers they'd just kick your ass?

>>744340947
Wont post shit faggot

>>744343695
you guys should facetime it up and see whos cock is bigger.

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>>744343563
>its jsut a fact of long term all-male >environments. You want sex...you would have to fuck a guy

Do you really think you're telling me something I don't know??

>>744343144
What if you aren't a pedo but you got charged for teen nudes?

>>744343177
>believes black lives matter, are the republicans

Dude, give up the crack pipe. Ain't no republican shilling for niggers.

>>744343732
Yeah. And/or they'd find out about you some other way.

>>744343798
Still a pedo

>>744343792
you edgy son of a bitch

>>744333540
>have better colors
you racist

>>744343798
That's still possession of cheese pizza, my man.

>>744343792
Go fuck yourself faggot

>>744343232
>/b/ is a classy place these days
keep them liberal tears coming snowflake

>>744343884
>be 16
>sext 17 yo girl
>get raped
>tfw

>>744343923
Well I mean COME ON, do you think I went through 5 months of jail and not learn a FUCKING THING? shit...

>>744344008
Underage teens should really stop sending nudes tbh. It's serious business.

>>744343994
Hey, you're the faggot saying nonsense. I'd definitely have found a reason to deck your ass in jail and my cellies would have backed me.

>>744344008
Land of the free. Also if you smoke that harmless plant and get caught well too fucking bad. It's the American dream!

>>744343274
Impending romance

>>744344145
Well like any crime the key is not to get caught...

>>744343994
>keep them liberal tears coming snowflake
Do you faggots really have to do this in every thread? This isn't about politics so leave that shit out and let us have a nice comfy prison thread.

>>744344171
Stop talking about the shit you want to do with men's assess faggot.
You're way too fucking hung up on the gay gangbangs what the fuck

>>744344031
Do guys spurt out their dicks after getting their prostates massaged and creamed?

Do guys cum in the asses of the rapee?

Are the rapes hard and brutal?

Does being softly raped feel good?

Have guys been turned out from rape into 100% gay fags?

>>744344313
Seriously like fuck it's like they want to watch America die and are so proud of it they want to rub it in everyones face.

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>>744343884
With a bad rep like that, how do you avoid rape?

Shank somebody? Kill a gang boss?

>>744344450
>XD

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>>744344414
8 MORE YEARS TRUMP2020 #MAGA

>>744344314
>Stop talking about the shit you want to do with men's assess faggot.

do you read fucking english? i know your responding to another /b/tard old man, caus eI don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Go take your meds and go back to sleep.

>>744344450
Fuck Liberals getting paid by Soros.

And fuck cuckservative, NWO Zionist-asskissing, oligarch-loving faggots like you.

I got a DWI at 19 then went for 3 days to county for violating probation. AMA

>>744344475
>With a bad rep like that, how do you avoid rape?

You don't You go to a pc yard with other pedos.

>>744344591
>there are actually people who have been to prison who would vote republican if they were still able to vote

>>744344609
>caus eI
I could've taken your criticism of my typo as unironic if you didn't include the typo.

Also you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>744334092
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

If people are given "free" stuff...
>food
>shelter
>medical care
>education
If all the essential needs to survive are met without earning it, no matter the quality, does it increase the chance of a population being gay?

I mean I get that "men have needs" and "they're all criminals, mostly violent" but in the outside world, it seems the more "free" stuff society gets, the higher the homosexual population.

Could be correlation without causation. Or maybe not...

>>744344771
I'm typing. You'll know when I'm talking nigger because we'd be in the same room and you'd be conscious for 2 seconds, then waking up on a slab.

>>744344833
This might be the dumbest post in the thread so far.

>>744334554
Fisky.

>>744344901
>then waking up on a slab
Let me guess, to you fiddling with my ass and/or junk, you fucking faggot?

>>744343807
>>744343807
roflmfao they are actually the only ones who are.

Why do you think the nation of islam endorsed Trump over Hillary dumbass. There are a few smart niggers who see things for how they actually are.

>>744344710
So no way to earn respect after that?

>>744344475
>Kill a gang boss?
This is a viable option but grinding to get the right gear for the job takes forever.

>>744344704
who brought you the alcohol?

>>744345089
not if you're a pedo. no fucking way.