BOI AM I FUCKED

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>>744324757
rip

f

>>744324757
T H I C C I C A N E

>>744324757
Yep, you're fucked. Where are you at in that path?

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Damn, God sure does dislike you Mericans' at the moment

>>744325816
Please — call us fag enablers

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>>744324757
Probably. Where u at? North FL here

A lot of the models are starting to track more on that easterly extreme. It's still too early for any great accuracy, but you might be alright, OP.

>>744325986
The twist. Op is the hurricane.

>>744324757
Here's hoping it grows and keeps on course. Texas needs a double helping.

Im fucked before you

>>744324757
Y'all niggas remember Ivan?! It's been 13 years since Florida has had a good bath.

>>744325986
South FL here. Not OP

>>744326484
>understanding weather

You might as well hope it rains skittles and tits.

Good luck OP. See you in the hot place

>>744324757
Hollywood reporting in OP stop being a pussy

>>744324757
Lol bye faggot

palm beach county reporting in.
still unsure if I want to evac or stay here and bunker down with my guns and food.

Slav in Puerto Rico, will go to top of building and greet Irma naked with my cock at full mast and vodka in my hands.

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>>744326286
>handhookcardoor

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>>744324757
How fucked am I ?

>>744324757
>CNN

good thing its fake news, your gonna be okay OP.

>>744327191
>naked and drunk
Florida Slav confirmed

Im in Puerto Rico so I am extremely fucked

>>744327281
imagined your packages floating away from your front door

>>744327176
Im in palm beach too. Dade is on Evac but not Palm Beach or Broward as of yet. I dont think we're gonna get hit from what I'm seeing.

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>>744327176
Time to join the Houston nigger swim team
>we sink faster than the rocks we smoke

>>744327477
If we do get hit, it will be Cat 4 by then. We get hit almost every year and we're still here, unlike these other places ( TX, LA, NC, SC)

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This is where I live T__T

>>744327129
>Hollywood
>stop being a pussy
Rilly boi?

>>744327734
We should be fine, it looks like the Keys are gonna get it.

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im from north Florida since y'all are aksing

>>744327389
Same here. North side is gunna get fuuuuucked. 3 to 4 months without electricity. Imma get be a kayak and start selling beer and cigs in the canals

>>744324757
Why couldn't it hit Jacksonville?

>>744327191
Isn't that just a normal Thursday to you all?

This hurricane is gonna be god’s own money shot, OP

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>>744327283

>>744327833
Me too, man north coast.
They tend to skip my area. Evacd last year inland for no reason.

>>744327734
239 reporting in 4-5 days away from it getting to Florida and already everyone is in panic mode all stores are out of water gas prices are going up and the storm is still days away and if we don't get supplies in ohh man!

>>744327889
They tend to miss Jacksonville idk why

>>744327864
fuck that right no fucking electricity

tbh ive been hit by a cat 1 and a tropical storm in the past year and a half

I'm so fucked I have about 3 packs of water and I'm gonna be out of water fucking told my fucking dumb parents buy at least 1-2 packs of water every time you go to the store and na they don't wanna listen saying well will get it later we don't need it we have plenty of water.

>>744327477
well nobody cares about dade so fuck em lol.
yeah looks like we're getting wet maybe go without power for like two days.
seeing some shit saying 225MPH gusts though so thats gonna be real fun lol

>>744327548
gonna be hard to sink when I roll down the street in my truck. besides I'm white, we float.

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>>744328369
dude im ready to start a small fire to boil flood water if i have to

>>744324757
727 the peninsula on the peninsula catch me surfin this storm surge

That is what you get for your fancy cars and daisy duke women. BWAHAHAHA FOOLS

>>744324757
You're getting it when it's drops to a 4. Fucking pussy

>>744328514
You do realize that flood water contains sewer water and a bunch of other shit
I tried to drink rain water one time that I caught from the rain let me tell you that water is so pure you can't stand it.

>>744327924
Yes. But but Irma forget I am super legendary slav. I will use my gopnik powers of falfumancy to decrease her power. I also have a jew that will try to bargain with her, a morrocan voodoo witch doctor and as a last resort a gypsy in Florida. We got this gentlemen.

>>744328055
>>744328183
If she doesnt go down anymore we can expect cat 3 winds at most. Which will still fuck us over. Bless our shitty infrastructure.

>>744328738
Hey if i die from it it'll prove the scouts wrong and that's fine with me

>>744325986

>Dade County

No gas for miles. Supermarkets being emptied out.

There is a sense of impeding doom down here. Can't imagine what they're thinking down in Monroe.

>>744326969
sweet double 69 bro

>being an americunt

>>744328949
Shit, guess I should get to the store tomorrow.

>>744325986
Just saying if that shit gets in the gulf all of north florida may as well start getting the kayaks

>>744324757
Are you the same Puerto Rican who keeps making these threads for attention? You were fucked the moment you were born Puerto Rican.

KYS faggot and stop spamming /b/ with the same shit over and over. It is bad enough we have to put up with those faggot log, anti-white, and trap threads.

>saged because you are a fucking loser

>>744329378
It wont. It'll go north of the mayor antillas and gather strength with all the hot water. Meaning it'll probably develope into a insane cat 5 before touching florida. Either way, they're fucked.

>>744329497
kek'd hard my man

>>744329497
Such salt.

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>>744328063

>>744329378
Got two in the garage, house is good for flooding up to about 5 feet. Concrete reinforced stilts nigga.

>>744329352
It's too late anon, stores are all empty.

>>744329763
In north FL? Was at the grocery store yesterday and it was fine. They were sold out of my brand of sausages though.

>>744327864
Same here except ill be kayaking down the flooded streets blasting pirate songs

>>744324757
Messa people gonna die?

>>744329497
Dude chill i'm from north Florida.

>i'm not no slimy Puerto rican

>>744329919
I'll be blasting drum & bass

>>744329971
>Florida
>Superior to Puerto Ricans
Pick one

>>744330109
Florida is always more superior than a fag state to the US

>>744325986
Jacksonville

FML

In fort lauderdale here. Girl I know posted on Snapchat today "all out of gas!... had to get diesel instead. :'(" I should have screenshot it for you guys.

BOARD UP THE FUCKING WINDOWS BOYS

>>744329971
Hey we arent slimy...just lazy.

>>744330239
Yeaaaah lol no. Out of all the states I would live in, Florida is on the bottom list. Havent met a single person from there that I like. Plus to be honest it's a giant Puertor Rico that is infested with douchbags, hicks and right wing cubans that are just as bad as jews. That's bad enough if you ask me.

>>744330517
Can confirm this. 0 slime but very lazy. I'll probably sleep through the storm

>>744325986
I'm in Gainesville, so IDk how bad it'll be. But there's no gas anywhere, no water, nothing.

>>744330618
fuck with all that noise?

>>744330356
UNF here

>>744330356
Oh shit nigger me too
Beaches. You in town?

>>744330689
You underestimate my powers

>>744327889
They have the Jaguars, they've suffered enough.

>>744330526
Right wing Cubans? Tell me more

Pinellas county fag here. Can't wait to go raiding stires fir free shit. Once in a lifetime opportunity

>>744330919
cook

>>744328122
Pick any random spot on the cost, likely you could say "the tend to miss here."

>>744327129
pembroke pines here, i agree with hollywood

>>744330919
Beaches too, my man. I'm in town til it gets bad, then I'm heading to South Carolina

>>744331309
U heard of UNF

Pensacola bro here, we're all going to die. Was here for Ivan, never again.

>>744330961
Dont try it

>>744331063
*disgruntled jaguars fan standing grabbing nose gesturing and shaking head.gif*

Sorry I don't have the gif

>>744331441
Bag on head jaguar fan jpg

My folks and I are driving up to Melbourne in the morning to stay with family.
We live in Key West near Higgs. I'm shitting myself /b/ros.

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Ohio fag here. Stop sending us your leftover rain.

>>744324757
>inb4 it becomes a new type of Hurricane. A Category 6

>>744331695
RIP

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>>744331805
This. 740 reporting in

>>744326484
G-d is blessing Texas and Florida for going TRUMP. I wonder what will happen when they vote for him for a second time!?

this is why I will never live near the atlantic ocean.

>>744328418
You must be retarded

>>744324757
Stop whining like a bitch and get yourself a rain slicker and a tiny boat. Then get out in the ocean and do battle with that fucker like a real man!

>>744330917

My nigga.

>>744331625
Kek m8 my friend. Good match indeed!

Good luck sweet anons in the areas

>>744331162
Just personal experience from living there. Had way more hurricane problems when I lived in Orlando.
>>744331309
Shit I'm still trying to decide if I'm gonna wait it out or what. Gonna get gas/ remaining supplies tomorrow before work. Have camping stoves and coolers anyway. Everyone I know lives on the coast or south of me.

>>744332343
>Katrina

Kys

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Well, good luck other Florida /b/ros. Last years was fun, tripping balls on 5g of shrooms, a handful of Percocet, a bottle of rum, a passed out Russian on the floor, and watching limbs fly down the street. Gonna be hard to top that this year.

>>744333498
Stay cheeki breeki my friend

>>744327864
Im island side in Pompano Beach lol

>>744328369
Fill your bathtub and buckets with tap water and pray that you don't flood

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>>744333550
Vas vadanya, comrade

>>744324757
I live in the West-coast of Florida, OP

I hope Miami gets decimated and all the illegal cubans and mexicunts get wiped out

If Irma turns for the West-coast then ill be worried

or if comes straight up central florida

>>744330368
FTL also, shit was crazy on the roads today. Everyone settle down. We are pros at preparing. Don't forget about getting Cat food for your kitties.

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>>744328597
Mah Neger.
Saint Pete ftw

>>744330637
youre about to be getting more water than you could ever drink bruh

>>744327734
772 here gl bro

>>744324757
shit im still trying to figure out when Jacksonville entered Georgia.. I know its got lots of niggers but fuck.

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>>744330526
>whole say its Puerto Ricans.

no there's this little shithole called Osceola county. for what ever reason, attracted the little shit skins to it. check it.

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>>744324757
I live in Pembroke Pines and I'm fucked, too.

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>>744324757

In b4 it tracks more north than expected and levels Miami

>>744335280
Florida couldn't get this lucky. the only white people left down there are either jews, boomers, or rich faggoty celebritys

>>744334622
where in saint pete? are you a nigger or a minority? trap, woman, or /b/ro?

It doesn't matter. Where in St PEte? Let's fuck.

RIP Castro.

>>744327281
>implying the mail man will swim up to your house and deliver

It will stay at the post office until you pick it up you dumb cuck

>>744328597
727 here. I'm not in a zone so fuck the degenerates

>>744335386
By SPC and Admiral Farragut. Just a dude with a huge wiener.

>>744324757

looks like its gon circumcise Florida's shabby looking tool, bois

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What would happen if one dropped and detonated a bomb directly into the eye of a hurricane from space? Would the hurricane dissipate?

Irmas a cat five and headed to even warmer water. This is going to be bad. Eh, "Gods" way of cleaning the toilet. In this case, Florida.

>>744335932
If anything, it'd strengthen, but not noticeably. Hurricanes dissipate the energy of hundreds of nuclear bombs every hour.

>>744335976
>Florida
>USA's toilet.

umm you mean new England states right?

>>744335932
It's wind... not a physical object, I doubt it'd do anything, in fact it'd make it worse if it's nuclear, radiation would get every-fucking-where

>>744335932
Nothing would happen you cuck, do you even understand what a Hurricane is? Since when do bombs stop the collective surge of the whole world's winds?

Hillsborough County here and we have people fighting each other over cases of water and then Gatorade once that ran out at Publix. Some bitch got in a fist fight for stealing the cases out of people's carts when they walked away for a moment. Shit's crazy right now

>>744335932
You'd put nuke juice in the water that washes up on the shore and kills everyone and the fish.

Cape Coral, Lee county reporting in

I have no idea what the fuck to do. Westward models show us to be on the edge, so I don't know whether to gtfo or not.

Gas and water completely gone here too.

Puerto Rico here. Have my fan pointing at Canada>>744335976

>>744335932

What if Superman jumped into it and started flying in a clockwise circle really really fast?

>>744336111
the intense heat from a nuke might turn it into a super-storm unlike anything we've ever seen

>>744334610
Oh shit thanks for reminding me I'll have to make sure and tell my sis to get some. She just rescued some kittens too!! She prob already got some though

>>744336365
>Al Gore just posted on 4Chan

>>744335932

Absolute fuckdouchery would occur.

>>744336295
>Puerto Rico here.
I really hope everyone on your shitty island dies. tell all 650 of your cousins to stop moving to Florida.

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>>744336436
UNDERRATED

>>744336079

I see you've never been. Not talking about Disney and Miami resorts either.

It's a wonder why people take all the supplies to sit at home and risk dying/being flooded out. Just fucking leave. It's days away. It takes 2 days to get to New York from Orlando. No excuses.

>>744335205
What?

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>>744336436
please nigger, do you even cubed earth theory?

>>744336466
Same, I'm hoping this storm wipes the beaners out so we can finally properly colonize it

>>744336517
Funny since I live in the rural part of Florida. and have lived here for like 90% of my life.

>>744336736

Eh. I'm ok with working red necks.

>>744336869
but you gotta admit, northern states spawn the worst of the worst. I'm not even right sided, and hate fucking "modern" liberals, and they tend to come from northern states. .

>>744337062
I honestly don't know what ppl mean when they cast shade at these shitty liberals. Maybe I don't get out enough? The only "liberal" leaning people I know are pretty centrist in the grand (non-american) scheme- they like common-sense shit. Meanwhile, almost all the exposure to "conservative" people I get is in the form of massively pro-Trump, evangelical, moderate-to-severely retarded people.

fort myers here. went to walmart today and fucking everything was gone. Got a bunch of tuna and cat food and some juice and shit

wish me lock bois hope i don't die. they were out of sterno so i bought 5 lighters

>>744336127
Bombs are the collective surge of the world's physicists

>>744328514
Go to a store and buy a Britta or a Pur purifier NOW.

>>744337568

Good luck cooking your canned beans with those, lol

>>744336466
>>744336576
Urhh lok at me I'm so edgy by wishing death errrgg durrshz uhhrr
At least down in PR they have the decency to build in concrete and not wood like you idiots do over at the US

>>744324757
Lucky for us this is CNN so we know it's fake.

>>744336736
Not anymore.

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>>744337636

Probably all gone bruv

Pic related, what Irma is about to do.

>>744336351
There would probably be enough friction to make him cum, and instead of a hurricane, Florida would be hit by supersemen

>>744338188
If Irma brings Florida to completion, does that mean Cuba is the jizz rag?

>>744337636
Or get some charcoal and make your own filter.

>>744328597
Same hoping it fucks the east coast cos my birthday this weekend

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>>744327191
Holy fucking Kek

>>744334622
Animal fuck thread?

Melbourne here, hoping university blvd gets leveled and all the niggers clear out or die

Repeat after me. "Global Warming is Bullshit"

There's nothing like 100 year storms hitting one after another.

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>>744338818
Uh... It's a Florida thread, so.... yes?

>>744339258
Global warming may not be bullshit, but your logic sure is. An increase in temperatures makes severe storms more likely, but no storm or pair of storms can be directly attributed to climate change, because 1 or 2 data points don't prove anything. Real scientists, unlike you and George Clooney, actually analyze reams of data before they draw conclusions.

>>744324757
Here in Italy we don't have hurricanes

> but niggers

Catastrophe on another level

Tampa hudson here i don't how to feel right now

>>744331955
I'm still hoping NK nukes CA for trying to put Al Capone's criminal twin in Office.

>>744327734
>>744324757
>>744327191
Legendary Storm Chaser Jeff Piotrowski Panics Over Irma: ‘Rooftops Will Be Ripped Off, Windows 15-30 Stories High Blown Out’

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/09/legendary-storm-chaser-jeff-piotrowski-panics-irma-rooftops-will-ripped-off-windows-15-30-stories-high-blown-video/

>>744330694

They better make sure they only point them at the leading front. If they point it at the trailing side they'll make it stronger!!!

>>744324757
If you are truly in the path of a cat4, or cat5 if it goes that way, get the fuck out. Seriously. Just go somewhere. I've survived multiple hurricanes since Hugo hit SC decimating my property because I got the fuck out of their way. Insurance takes care of the details, just grab your people and the sentimental shit and get out.

>>744340401

Smells like yellow journalism.

Not even worth a click.

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>>744340401
EVERYBODY RUN AROUND AND PANIC!!!

>>744340897
you gon die

>>744327281

I read about this app called Zello and joined the Houston emergency channel. People were pretty pissed when I was saying "affirmative" to everything. They said they were going to trace me when I told them i was in Canada.

>>744336226
Brah I'm in East Fort Myers just down the road from the Caloosahatchee River, There is no where to hide man even if people tried to leave now being on the road and having to deal with people broke down on the interstate or car accidents better to be hiding in your house when the storm comes.
everyone is in panic mode and the storm isn't in Florida yet and already supplies are needed stores are empty and gas prices are going up it's $3 a gallon here in east fort myers.

>>744341514
Ain't that the river where Ned Beatty got buttfukked by hillbillies?

>>744336576
You sure are some kind of special. If anything more will come to clean up and rebuild.

Miami here, evacuating

>>744339850
Ameriburgers have hurricanes AND niggers

Yet they like to pretend to be a 1st world country, lol

>>744340897
When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout.

Its just water and wind bro

>>744335205
What the fuck is "American" ancestry? You'd think it'd be American Indians, but that's a separate category

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>>744324757
How fucked am I /b/ ?
http://www.news-press.com/story/news/2017/09/05/irma-fort-myers-declares-state-emergency-effective-immediately/635289001/

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>>744342422
>How fucked am I /b/?
You as fukd as Marsellus Wallace, boi.

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>>744324757
oh really?

>>744343738

Seattle: I've seen fire
Houston: Ive seen rain
Miami: I've seen sunny days that I thought would nev ... OH SHIT!!! ITS IRMA!!!

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>>744343738
You deserve it for spelling out rly.

>>744335932
http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>>744336436
EXCELSIOR

>>744336295
Last hurricane that hit where I live in Canada killed 1 person? Maybe 2? Even we're not spared.

>>744346592
>Canada
>Persons

lol no anon

>>744324757
It was a near riot at the store that finally had some water to sell.
People were trying to pull it off their supply truck when it arrived.

>>744335932
It'll do fuck all to the storm.
...well, actually, it would make things worse.
Ever wanted to experience a radioactive hurricane with fallout spreading fucking everywhere?

A hurricane has LOADS more stored energy within than a nuke.
They're fucking huge and long lasting, while a nuke is a crazy concentrated, very short duration release of energy.
It'll just get shrugged off by the hurricane. Weather is hard as shit to manipulate due to the scale it operates at.

you could probably nuke fairly small storms outta the way before they really develop into anything you'd name, but it's still just an expensive, dangerous, awful idea

>>744326860
We get storms every year.
I remember Andrew.
Shit was apocalyptic.

>>744327176
you should leave.

>>744327191
Rip Puerto Rico guy.